Chapter 22

"At the beginning, the Imperial College held a toast and thought there was a problem with the teaching method of the college teachers. They kept changing teachers and colleges for me, but they still couldn't."

"Later, the Imperial College offered wine, the imperial doctor and the monks of Zhuanxu royal family helped me see it. They said that I couldn't communicate with heaven and earth. It must be my problem. I know. In fact, they just wanted to say I was stupid."

Li Xu nodded and said, "I agree with that."

"Master..."

Da chuhu's ears moved and looked at Li Xu with grievances on his face. He really wanted to jump up and hit him and bite him with small tiger teeth.

"Hahaha, haven't they thought of helping you solve this problem?"

"Yes, but I don't know how to solve it?"

Li Xu thought, "that's right. If you know, there's nothing about me.

If you can't communicate with heaven and earth, you can't practice. Your situation is like the beginning of waste firewood. If you can solve it, you will soar to the sky. "

Da Ji's two fox ears moved and asked, "master, what are you talking about?"

Li Xu said, "there must be a reason why you can't communicate with heaven and earth. Now I'm going to test you and evaluate you. I'm going to work out ten questions to see how many you can do right."

"Master, the topic is simpler."

"I know."

Li Xu took out the pen and paper from the storage bag and wrote on it.

His 10 questions include giving points, common sense, blank filling, memory, expansion, appreciation and translation.

This is a very comprehensive set of test papers, which can be said to be specially tailored for her.

If she can answer three questions correctly, she has no problem with her IQ.

If it is less than 3, you can consider breaking off the relationship between teachers and apprentices.

Soon, he compiled the title, looked at Da Ju and said in earnest:

"There are 10 questions. Just fill in the answers on the paper. I'll give you a cup of tea and give it to me after a cup of tea."

Li Xu handed her the paper. Da Ji stood up and solemnly took the master's test.

However, when she saw the examination questions, she was confused and messy.

However, she experienced strong winds and waves and soon calmed down and sat on the ground to answer questions quickly.

The questions and answers are as follows:

Part 1: do you think master is good-looking?

A: it's good-looking. I've never seen anyone as good-looking as master.

② common sense question: what else can come out of water except hot springs?

A: an Zhiyu.

③ common sense question: there is hair on the top and hair on the bottom. Have a hair to hair at night.

A: I don't understand.

④ fill in the blank: Guanyin____

A: male or female.

⑤ fill in the blank: you know my length, I know you____

Answer: depth.

⑥ memory question: what do the four wonders of the moment refer to respectively?

A: cloud wants to wear clothes, but others can't remember.

⑦ expansion question: what is the mount of the censor (just write one)?

A: Dr. Shi.

⑧ appreciation question: what does this sentence mean "Tao can be extraordinary, name can be extraordinary"?

A: I don't know.

⑨ logical question: a person crosses the river with a yellow dog, a white rabbit and a bundle of vegetables. There is only one boat along the river. He can only bring one thing to cross the river each time. If the person is not there, the yellow dog will bite the white rabbit and the white rabbit will bite the vegetables. Please think about how to cross the river safely without the yellow dog biting the white rabbit and the white rabbit biting the vegetables?

Answer:

The first method is to teach the yellow dog and the white rabbit to swim together.

The second method: let the yellow dog and the white rabbit become good friends.

Shi Shi, a poet in the stone chamber, loves lions and vows to eat ten lions. Shi Shi always sees lions in the city. At ten o'clock, the lion is suitable for the city. At the right time, Shi Shi is suitable for the city. Shi Shi regarded them as ten lions and, depending on the arrow potential, made them die. Shi Shi is the corpse of ten lions, suitable for the stone room. When the stone chamber was wet, the envoy swabbed the stone chamber. Shi Shi began to try to eat the corpses of ten lions. When eating, I first realized that there were ten lion corpses and ten stone lion corpses. Trial interpretation is one thing.

A: I don't know what to say.

Pen stop.

"Master, I've finished."

Da Ju stood up happily, trotted over to pass the examination paper to Li Xu, and ran back to his original position to sit.

"So soon? It's not time for a cup of tea."

Li Xu gradually smiled: "the top ten academies are definitely blind. I dare say you are a rare talent. In the future, the master of the avenue will definitely have your name."

Da Ju smiled happily: "thank you, master."

Li Xu took the examination paper and glanced at it. The corners of his mouth twitched and his face turned black. He fell off the branch of the tree and hit the ground. The petals of peach blossoms on the ground flew up one after another.

You are so talented.

Unexpectedly, only two questions were right, only ① and ⑤ were right, and the others were wrong answers.

Li Xu had the idea of breaking off the relationship between teachers and apprentices on the spot.

But Da Ji moved his ears, blinked his eyes, twinkled in his eyes, and looked at himself expectantly.

Li Xu handed her the test paper again, trembling and saying:

"How many questions do you think you answered correctly?"

Da said confidently, "① ② ④ ⑤ ⑦⑨, six questions."

Li Xu's face became darker. He really had no self-knowledge. He grabbed the examination paper and snorted coldly:

"The first one is to send points. I deliberately made you right. Fortunately, you didn't make a mistake. If you make a mistake, our fate between teachers and students will end here."

"But your second question, I asked, 'what else can get out of the water except the hot spring?' let's see what you answered?"

Da Ji said, "An Zhi fish."

Seeing that Li Xu's face was not right, Da Chuan hurriedly said, "all I can think of immediately is her. Don't you want to believe it, master? Do you want to check it yourself?"

"You won."

Li Xu suddenly felt myocardial infarction and said again:

"Fill in the fourth blank of your question 'Guanyin _', and you fill in 'is male or female', I really want to kill you. You can fill in goddess Guanyin, Guanyin Bodhisattva, or Guanyin Zu Lin. I'll let you right, but you..."

"I don't think there's a problem," said Da Ji.

Li Xu stared at him: "the ⑥ memory question: what do the four wonders in an instant mean? Didn't I tell you? Clouds want clothes, flowers want looks, children don't speak, Red Buddha women."

"How can I remember four names?"

"Also sophistry, obviously your memory is poor."

Li Xu stared at the examination paper and said, "the seventh expansion question: what is the mount of the imperial doctor? Look at how you write it? The imperial doctor is a position and can't be divided into 'Imperial' and 'historical doctor'."

"Master, I know this is a position, but I saw it and asked me to write freely."

"I told you to write about a horse. You fill in a cat and a dog. I told you to be right."

"I thought I was asked to fill it in casually, so I just filled in 'doctor Shi'. Master, your question is not rigorous."

Li Xu looked at her coldly: "you stand up."

Da Ju suddenly realized that it was bad: "master, first say OK, I'll stand up and don't hit me."

Li Xu didn't speak and looked at her quietly.

Da Ji stood up, turned and ran, and said timidly:

"Master, you look so cold. I'll go back and cook for you first. You calm down here."

"Don't run." Li Xu chased him.

"What if you don't hit me?"

"I won't hit you. I'm going to tie your hands and hang them up and whip you with a whip."