"What little sacrifice?" Wei Hao asked nervously.
"Don't be afraid, you can't sacrifice anything, just help identify something!" Lin Feng Road.
"Oh, that's easy to say!" Wei Hao patted his chest and said, "he's my grandfather. I'm sure I'm willing to contribute to his recovery."
"Good grandson!" Lin Feng thumbs up!
"you take advantage of me!" Wei Hao said angrily.
"No, I mean, you grandson is so filial!"
"You are still scolding me!"
"If you think I'm scolding you, I can't help it. For the first time in many years, I've seen someone looking for scolding!" Lin Feng said, "I mean, your grandson is really filial!"
"Of course, when it comes to filial piety, no one in our generation is more filial than me. If I can save my grandfather, I will certainly be the first one." Wei Hao took the opportunity to boast. After all, he wanted to establish a good image in his family. Moreover, his grandfather's family property would be divided into several parts, such as his filial piety.
Lin Feng said, "well, since you are so responsible, come to the front, I will tell you what to do!"
"Good!" Wei Haoxin said, Lin Feng, Lin Feng, you finally did something beneficial to me.
At this time, Lin Feng said to Gao Qingshan, "give me a funnel, a thick plastic bag, and a plastic pipe that can connect the funnel!"
"Good!" Hearing this, Gao Qingshan quickly sent for someone to get it.
Soon, three things were brought over. Lin Feng connected one end of the plastic pipe to the funnel, picked up the plastic bag and said to Wei Hao, "come on, put your brain bag in the plastic bag!"
"What are you doing, trying to smother me?" Wei haodao.
"Why, the plastic bag won't be completely sealed, and I'll give you a tube to breathe!" Lin Feng Road.
Wei Hao dubiously put the plastic bag on his head and tied it tightly under his head. His whole head was in the plastic bag.
As expected, Lin Feng put the plastic pipe into the plastic bag from below to give Wei Hao breathing.
"What are you doing?" Wei Hao can't understand what Lin Feng is doing.
Lin Feng said: "what I want you to do is to help me identify the gas discharged by the old man, what is the flavor, and the taste can identify the properties of the toxin in the old man's body. Then I can prescribe the medicine for the old man according to the judgment result, and the old man will wake up soon."
Wei Hao is no matter whether the old man wakes up or not, but asks: "what gas? Where did the gas come from? "
"There will be soon. The old man will fart to you. You should smell it!" Lin Feng said, put the other end of the funnel into Wei Zhentian's trousers and cover his buttocks.
This way, Wei Zhentian farts, can be directly through the plastic pipe, into the plastic bag of Wei Hao's head.
"Ah? You let me fart? " Wei Hao said, "I won't do it!"
"Wei Hao!" Lin Feng said, "you are so filial, and you are your grandfather's grandson. At this time, everyone is watching. We can't counsellor, or it will be too humiliating. Do you know?"
"Well, that can't smell a fart!" Wei Hao had already passed through the breathing tube and smelled the smell of the impetuous smell. He retched and said, "is there any other way?"
"No, the old man didn't eat anything. I don't think he can pull it out. Otherwise, you can tell by eating shit!" Lin Feng Road.
"Shit, I'd better smell my fart!" Wei Hao felt that Lin Feng couldn't talk about it any more.
"Well, dear Lin Feng said with a bad smile.
"By the way, can I open the plastic bag, or the fart will collapse into the plastic bag. I'm afraid I can't bear it!" Wei Hao said with a hard face: "don't you smell a fart? I'll smell it after my grandfather's back!"
"No way!" Lin Feng said: "if you open the bag, the smell of fart will disperse and mix with other flavors, which will affect your judgment. If you can't judge the taste, I can't prescribe medicine. Do you understand?"
"Shit!" Wei Hao was so angry in his heart. Lin Feng said that he wanted me to sacrifice. It turned out that he was doing this kind of thing. He was calculated by Lin Feng and his grandmother was too angry!
Let oneself smell fart unexpectedly, oneself big young master, unexpectedly want to cover a plastic bag to smell fart, say not to be laughed at dead?
What's more, this fart has been holding for a long time. It must be smelly. It's not deliberately torturing me!
At this time, if he gave up his filial piety, it would be difficult for him to become a tiger.
However, through the plastic bag, he saw the two little beautiful nurses outside, covering their mouths and laughing, and his heart suddenly burst into anger.
Paralyzed, two little beauties must have laughed me to death, needle his shame ah! How can I get a girl?
Lin Feng, you and he? Wait, wait for me to finish this matter, I am determined to clean you up, I want you to pay for everything you do today!
Wei Hao was gnashing his teeth in the plastic bag, his face full of anger.
Lin Feng looked at this scene and wanted to laugh, but he pretended to be very serious. He said, "ah, Mr. Wei, you are a pioneer for your grandfather. You are a real young hero. Come on, let's clap for Mr. Wei!""Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa!" There was a round of applause in the hospital.
Wei Hao saw that everyone still admired him. He waved his hands around with a smile, like a leader inspecting and greeting his subordinates!
Lin Feng suddenly said: "attention, fart is coming! Taste it carefully
With that, he pulled out the silver needle of Wei Zhen every day.
Suddenly, Wei Zhentian's body trembled, and his abdomen showed a slight wave shape, and a loud voice was heard between his legs: "poop-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-.
One second, Wei Hao was still triumphantly waving to everyone. The next second, his face suddenly froze: "ah, it stinks! Ah, it's no use."
Wei Hao yelled, rolled his eyes, and fell on the hospital bed.
"Xiao Hao!" Wei Yunhu rushed forward.
"Back off!" Lin Feng said, "your son is OK. Don't be afraid."
With that, Lin Feng opened the plastic bag a little and let Wei Hao's head come out.
Suddenly, a stench came out!
"Ah -" the crowd covered their mouths and noses, and they all left far away.
This smell is so exciting. It stinks n times more than normal fart!
When others came close to smell it, they were almost dizzy, dizzy, nauseous and vomited. It's hard to imagine that this fart is stuck in a bag, and Wei Hao enjoys it alone. How enchanting!
No wonder a roll of eyes on the past, no one can stand this!
At this time, Lin Feng patted Wei Hao's face and said, "Hey, wake up, hero!"
"Ah Wei Hao was called by Lin Feng and woke up leisurely.
Lin Feng said with a smile: "come on, tell me, what's the smell of fart?"
Wei Hao was still a little confused. He shook his head a few times and said, "smelly -- extremely smelly --"
"is there anything else?" Lin Feng asked.
"No, it just stinks." Wei Hao said, retch a few times.
"Oh, who doesn't know that the fart is smelly. Didn't you taste it? You have to talk about the taste in detail, or I can't recognize the toxin in the old man's body Lin Feng looked disappointed.
"Ah? It's too smelly. I don't smell anything else Wei Hao said.
"It won't work." Lin Feng's face was disappointed: "so there is no way to save your grandfather!"
"What about that?" Wei haodao.
"What else can I do? Only you can smell it again Lin Feng said with a smile.
"ah? Come back? " Wei Hao, the whole person is a shiver, a strong fear instantly swept the whole body!
"There is no other way! It's your fault who let you not smell clearly! " Lin Feng said: "come on, my great hero, this time to smell well!"
Then he put the plastic bag on Wei Hao's head again.
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