"That... First brother, we are running late." Monkey scratched his head and hesitantly reminded Luther for the tenth time, while the later was lazily slouched on the chair.
But, ignoring his impatience, Luther simply shrugged his shoulders and continued flipping through another beauty magazine.
Only recently he found out that these were actually not trash and had some valuable information.
How to capture a woman's heart! Apparently, there were several hidden tricks and tips to this mystical ancient art!
"These two..." Monkey's lips twitched.
"I worked hard for a whole week to arrange this sweet set up. Do they think bankrupting a company is that easy!! And here the husband and wife pair is treating this as a date night. Where is the justice? Damn it."
Monkey mumbled and paced back and forth.
Will these two get ready, at the least before he got an ulcer...
However, the next instant, all his grumblings, and mumblings magically stopped.
Even the entire world seemed as if it was frozen still for a second.
A heavenly creature was elegantly descending the stairs of their humble mansion.
The two men staring at her were completely baffled out of their wits!
Gulp.
Was this the same person, who always looked ragged and had something smeared in some part of her body?
Was this the same person, who absolutely paid no attention whatsoever to her image?
Luther rubbed his eyes furiously to confirm the reality of the woman in front of him.
The woman standing in front of him was divine. There were simply no words to describe her.
The elegantly shimmering emerald-colored dress snugly outlined the delicate curves on her body, complimenting her succulent spotless skin.
Her smooth and pale shoulders effortlessly ignited envy, urging the onlooker to grab her and leave tender bite marks on that perfection.
As if this was not enough, her usually plain-looking face completely vanished, with an astonishingly mesmerizing visage in its place.
Her cherry red lips parted gently and melodious laughter rang out, looking at the frozen statues in front of her.
"Aren't we running late?" Su Lin floated like an angel and stood in front of the two dumbfound men.
Gulp.
Both Monkey and Luther swallowed their saliva at the same time.
"Uh... Um... Yes... Ah... We should go." Monkey stammered and got into the driver seat.
He looked backward saw the two standing still, gazing at each other. They were truly a heavens-blessed perfect match!
What a picture-perfect scene!
Unfortunately, he had uttered these words, a bit too impatiently.
Because, the next second, the duo stopped gazing at each other and started bickering.
"My sweet angel! What did you do to my wife, who looks like an old hag?"
She was, of course, not this good naturally.
Decades after decades she had used her supremacy in alchemy and invented miscellaneous pills and potions to hone her talent in the art of beautification!
"Heh... What are you saying! In fact, I have recently upgraded my complementing skills." Luther winked at her and leaned forward to plant a kiss on her soul-sucking lips.
"Like hell, you did!", Su Lin skilly ducked and evaded his quick attack.
Luther chuckled helplessly.
How to capture a maiden's heart, Tip No. 1: One is supposed to compliment women often, but always followed by a backhanded remark.
Surprisingly, this technique didn't seem to work out that well?
Sweating bullets from his face, Monkey quickly interjected, before the two started sparring with each other.
"Please!! The auction... The auction... The auction!!!!"
After 15 mins, the three of them reached the Hangzhou City Hall auditorium.
The new mayor decided to throw a Welcome Gala, combining it with the auctioning event.
After the previous mayor's 'unexpected' death, this was a good occasion to raise the morals and reduce the city's gloom factor.
Everyone who was someone was present in this fine eventful gathering.
The hall was lavishly decorated and the venue was completely star-studded.
Apart from the industrialists and the businessmen, the local celebrities had also made it to today's gala.
The instant Su Lin and Luther stepped inside the grand auditorium, the entire arena was enveloped by pin-drop deadly silence.
The breathtaking woman and the devilishly handsome man walked hand in hand, stunning everyone seated at the auctioning space.
The awkward silence was soon followed by hushed whispers.
"Who are these two?
"Fuck, when was there such a good looking man in the city?!!"
"As if we have a chance!! Look at that dolled up beauty cozying up next to him."
"Sluts, they always get to these men first!"
"Heh! You are just jealous, it's not you in his arms!"
Apparently Su Lin's transformation was too brutal that no one even recognized her!
Of course, there were exceptions.