Warning: This whole book consists of swearing. Like, A LOT of swearing, and mild gore and violence as well. If these bother you in any way, please stop reading... T_T
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Early morning in Akihabara, Japan
In the middle of the busy streets, multiple heads were turned as the crowd's attention was caught by an enchanting goddess.
This goddess' features were very eye-catching to male and females alike. Her white ivory skin looked so pure and unblemished like it never met any problem or hardship. Her long black hair was silky and reached down until her hips, making her look immortally youthful and yet delicately pretty like an elf. She had long slim legs and they were perfectly complemented by her favorite tattered denim shorts. And these shorts was partnered with a loose plain black shirt that hangs at the ends of her shoulders making her look more ethereal and her skin brighter than usual. Her delicate collar bones that were peeking through the shirt added to her appeal and making her look innocent, yet seductive at the same time.
Like her body, her facial features were also delicate, and innocent, enough to make strangers subconsciously want to protect her. She had cute round green eyes that looked bright and pure which completed her 'innocent and delicate' look. And it was enhanced more with her near perfect oval face and her pinkish red lips that looked plump and soft.
But it seems like the reason why the crowd's attention was centered towards her was not because of her skin, body, nor looks.
Instead, it was because of her lips.
Because they were all trying very hard to register the words coming out of those very lips.
"---fucking sons of demons! You fucking think this is some kind of bloody joke?! FUCK YOU! FUCK THIS!WHAT THE FUCKING HECK DID YOU WANT ME TO DO?! CRAZY ASS BASTARDS! YOU ALL KNOW I'M SHITTY IN DIRECTIONS! WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THIS SHIT TO ME?! YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS, HUH?! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FRIGGING PISSED I AM RIGHT NOW! AND WHAT?! YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU WHILE I'M HERE?! ARE YOU BLOODY SERIOUS IN ASKING ME THAT?! HUH?!"
There was a short pause before the goddess broke into a laugh of disbelief.
"THIS FUCKER IS ACTUALLY ASKING ME TO DO SOMETHING! TELL YOU WHAT, ILL DO IT! I'LL FUCKING DO IT IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR DICK AND INSERT IT INTO YOUR GAPING ASSHOLE! YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN ORDER ME AROUND?!"
There was another short pause as the streets suddenly became quiet, trying to register what the 'pure and innocent' looking goddess just said.
Everyone's reaction was,
"..."
"HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT! NOW I GET IT! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES PLANNED ALL THIS SHIT, DIDN'T YOU?! DIDN'T YOU?!!"
Another pause happened and the crowd was still stunned. This time, Inna was now walking in circles and screaming in the middle of an event in Akihabara. Because of the ruckus she's making, more people can't help but look her way too.
"SO IT WAS YOU, BOB? WHAT THE FUCK BOB? YOU FUCKING PLANNED THIS SHIT FOR A MANGA? WHAT THE FUCK MAN? I TOLD YOU I'M NOT BUYING ANY SHIT FOR YOU ANYMORE! LAST TIME, I BOUGHT HE**** MAGAZINES FOR YOU BECAUSE I FUCKING FELT SORRY FOR YOUR VIRGIN PIECE OF ASS! SO MUCH AWKWARDNESS I ENDURED FOR YOU BRO AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME, YOU TWAT? TRICKING ME TO BUY A MANGA? YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING READ JAPANESE, YOU DUMB FUCK! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT? MAKE IT INTO A COLORING BOOK?"
She shouted again, feeling angrier with every second that passed by. But her shout only met with silence on the other end of the phone which angered her more.
Fuck! This incident wouldn't have happened if her friends didn't know that she was in Japan!
She just wanted to separate from her parents just for a day to buy from a famous boutique in Harajuku. But she didn't know how to ride the trains and she didn't know their stops as well. So she asked her friend who lived in Japan for years before. But knowing that man's loose mouth, minutes later she soon regretted it.