Chapter 149: GOF (XII) & Minister of Magic (I)

A/N: So, I have decided on the races of Reo, Momo, Rumi, and Nemuri.

I am still out of luck or any thoughts for Luna, Tonks, and Fleur (even though she is still work in progress).

So, here goes

Reo-Secret

Momo-High Elf

Rumi-Lunar Rabbit (Similar to Black Rabbit from Problem Children, some readers recommended this)

Nemuri-Nine Tailed Fox

Please help me with the rest of the girls, I have a very low imagination when this kind of things are involved.

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[POV Nemuri(Vicky)]

I put down the letter I received from Amelia and felt resigned. I have to attend another boring piece of shit meeting. Sometimes, I think my hair would turn white because of the way they keep droning and droning. Though, this meeting is bound to be interesting as this is an emergency meeting.

I quickly pulled out my phone and texted Amelia. After a few minutes I received the reply... ah... so the meeting is going to be for vote of no confidence. I checked the time... I have still 3 hours... I don't know who they are going to nominate. Amelia is the best candidate... but Reo needs her as the head of the DMLE, so she is out of the question. I just wish that he isn't like Fudge the fool.

I sighed and got up from my study chair... I picked up the porn I was reading and put it back in my porn shelf. I stretched my body and made my way towards the shower. I didn't need to take off any clothes... as I wasn't wearing any clothes. Clothes are for pussies... I like to be free in my natural state... ah... I wonder when I will be able to get together with Reo and he will spear me with his tool... aha dreams... and dreams...

After taking a long and nice shower, I finally walked out using a towel to wipe off the water. The meeting was going to be held in evening so... Dora was going to be in office... I would just go and annoy her for the time being. I got quickly dressed in my custom robes... I brought a few Acromantula silk robes and started to enchant them. First few of them just blew off but I finally achived success.

I made my robes completely obscure... it was really hard to do... but I was able to make it like that. When a person... only me wears these robes everything under them gets hidden by a Fidelius. Hehe... isn't that fucking awesome? That means... I can go completely commando underneath and no one would know shit!

And my robes are enchanted to be a portkey, if I get knocked out I would be immediately portkeyed back to the Castle. I have ward sensor built into it too... if anti-portkey or anti-apparation wards go up around me I would be immediately notified. My best piece of work might be those bracelets... but I worked with Momo on them. So, these babies are the best things I have made.

I quickly put the robe of my body and heard the sound of activation of all the enchantments. A satisfied smile appeared on my face... with that done, I put my wands in my holsters. It took me about one and a half year to set everything up... since then I have started to practice magic wandlessly. At first I have thought that it won't be hard with all the raw magical power I have but apparently it doesn't work like that. I have to work really hard but somehow I have mastered most of the spells I have learnt till now.

I have found that Imperius, Legliminus, Feindfrye, the Unforgivables I made myself can't be used without a wand. No matter how hard I try I don't even get any reaction from my magical reserves when I try to use them wandlessly. Some Dark Magic are have also similar reaction... Reo thinks that those spells aren't meant to be used without a wand. Like you can't cast unforgivables or Feindfrye wordlessly. Enough about these shit... I need to leave now if I want to annoy my favorite Metamorphogus.

I apparated out of the Castle and arrived inside a dark alley near the Ministry Phone booth. I casually walked into the phone booth and code for Minitry of Magic. I still have two hours to spare... I arrived in the Ministry Atrium and entered another lift to visit Level 2.

I arrived on level 2 and was greeted by several Aurors after walking out of the lift. Even, though I could have done without the fans I have gotten but I don't mind it much as I have gotten used to them. I quickly made my way towards Tonks' desk. It didn't take me long to find her because of her eccentric hair style. I have to say... she had outdone herself today. She was sporting a rainbow colored mohawk with lines by the sides of her head. No matter how outrageous it is... it kinds of suits her. She could have been a badass Auror if she wasn't a clutz. She was currently... sleeping! She had a stack of paperwork on her table and she was dozing off...

I casted a silencing ward around Tonks' table and silently sneaked from behind her.

"Junior Auror Tonks! Are you getting paid to sleep on your desk!" I excalimed loudly. Tonks immediately scurried on her feets but all of is know that she is a clutz so she landed on her ass.

I was unable to hold myself back and burst out laughing... Tonks finally understood what was happening and turned towards me and started to glare.

"Vicky! That wasn't funny you know!" Tonks said picking herself off the ground while dusting off her ass.

"Yes, it was funny... at least for me" I said still giggling.

"Shut up ya pervert" Tonks barked out while pouting. She picked up her chair and sat down grumpily.

"Oh... it's pot calling the cauldron black" I teased Tonks to which she shot me another glare.

"I was an innocent firstie... who didn't knew that, there are some women who are depraved pervert too! If I knew I would be still an innocent metamorphogus..." Tonks started to drone on her pity story. This might be the 60th time she is droning this speech.

"I was ficking 11 when I found out that 69 isn't just a number..." she continued droning. I was quickly getting bored. I know even though she is saying all this... she loves me and she won't leave me for anything.

"Auror Tonks, it's rather interesting to know that you are such a huge pervert" a voice drawled from the other side. Tonks again shot up from her chair and found Amelia was looking at her with an amused look on her face. Tonks started to sputter incoherently.

"How have you been Amelia?" I asked her.

Amelia stopped messing with Tonks and looked towards me. "Well, your boyfriend gave me another headache as you see... his brilliant plan was to sent Crouch Jnr. directly here to kill his own father" Amelia said while sighing. I have already casted a ward when I was approaching Tonks so, no one is going to hear us.

"Then, some plans must have changed" I said, I knew about the plan he was making to get rid of Crouch Snr. after all, he was making some problems for us.

"Yes, just yesterday I found that Peter Pettigrew has escaped from Azkaban. Of course Fudge the fool knew... but you obviously know what his first thought might have been" Amelia said while looking conflicted. She must be conflicted whether to laugh or be angry... yes, that must be it.

"He decided to put a lid on it and hide it from public. Fake it till you make it, right?" I asked. I have a very good idea how Fudge works.

"Yes, that happened, but unfortunately with your boyfriend's plan, more than half of the Ministry saw Crouch Jnr. was alive while he killed his father right in the middle of Atrium... I was already investigating which Aurors helped Fudge to hide about Pettigrew's escapade..." Amelia said while releasing another sigh.

"Um... maam did you found them?" Tonks asked seriously. It was rather rare to see her serious. She becomes serious and rather next moment she trips on the floor... so that's it for her seriousness.

"It's was Dawlish and Shide, both have been arrested and are currently in the Ministry holding cell. So, the problem is after the truth was found out... people are calling for vote of no confidence for the Minister. Fudge is going to be out of office before dinner" Amelia said and leaned on Tonks' table.

"So, the next problem comes as who is going to be the next Minister. Any light family can't be trusted because they could be still supporting the whiskered wanker. Dark Families msut be kept out or they are going to try to ruin all of what we have done. You would have been best but Edgar wants you as the Head of DMLE" I said while nodding my head. Tonks was looking at me completely slack-jawed with her wide eyes...

"What?! Who are you? Vicky can't think so much politics! Her head is filled with porn!" Tonks said while pulling out her wand.

"I am not a pervert! I am a Super Pervert!" I said as an instant reaction. Damn... I need to work to change this... well, it isn't a big deal. It's not like that I am a closet pervert like Tonks.

"Ok... I guess that proves your identity" Tonks said putting her wand back in her holster.

"First thing, that isn't something to be proud about. Second thing, please don't say things like that in public" Amelia deadpanned. Well... these are insignificant matters against my philosophical ways so I will ignore them.

"So, who are you going to nominate... after all only the Ancient Longbottom is left" I said to Amelia who didn't know what to say with how I called Augusta Longbottom.

"Please don't call her that in front of her. But, I was thinking of nominating you. You will easily be voted in" Amelia said and my world almost came crashing down on me. I have never thought that I would become the Minister of Magic... if I accept it would become a lot easier for me to spread around my philosophical ways. I will be able to show this world the light!! But, it would be a pain in the ass too... I won't be getting free time so less porn time. Less porn time means I won't be able to plan new plays with Reo... that means I would be losing my time to worship his man shaft!! I was brought out of my thoughts when Tonks started to protest.

"No! No! You can't be serious Boss! As soon as becomes the..." Tonks started to say but Amelia cut her off with a shit eating grin on her face.

"I am not serious, I am Amelia" Amelia said with a huge smile. Tonks gritted her teeth and clenched her fists tightly. Her hair became fiery red with the joke Amelia pulled.

"As I was saying before someone decided to crack a disgusting joke. She can't be minister! She would make a law that wearing clothes are forbidden or like porn should be compulsary for every year students" Tonks said, her rage for the serious joke was gones. I could only feel teasing from her voice.

"Well, jokes apart even though that was funny. I seriously wonder what would happen if she pulls something like that. No, seriously Vicky, give it some thought. I have leave both of you now" Amelia said with a smile and walked away.

"Well, in case you are thinking I was just kidding. But, seriously, what are you going to do? I personally think that you are going to be an awesome minister... if you don't pull something like I said previously" Tonks said with a gentle smile on her face.

"I don't know honestly... let me think some more about this. I also need to talk with Reo" I said... I seriously need to think more and discuss about this with Reo before deciding anything...