"Sleeping trough, cool -"
"I'm so handsome that I kicked the lying horse to death -"
"Terrible Chinese Kung Fu, powerful explosion -"
"OK man, I like it so much -"
"This is the man, this is the hero -"
"I'm dying. Damn it, I really want to make an appointment immediately. I'm hungry and thirsty -"
The online audience saw this scene and all applauded.
Did you fly to avoid bullets, kick a high headed horse to death, catch it in one fell swoop and lift people up?
This is a textbook passage in the film.
Wang Dali's every move is too classic, too man and too man. His back is going to fascinate thousands of girls and hundreds of millions of young women.
"Bang!"
Wang Dali trembled slightly and turned around.
A bullet fell from Wang Dali's back waist and fell to the ground, dispersing waste heat and a wisp of white smoke.
Three meters away, a soldier held a gun, which gave off a choking smell of white gunpowder.
"Devil, it's really a devil"
The soldier has been frightened and can't be hurt by bullets. It's not human at all!
He doesn't know that there is a kind of clothes in the world called bulletproof vests.
Poor soldier, his vision is limited after all, not to mention that Wang Dali wears a better bulletproof vest than the traditional one, which is simply an enhanced tuxedo.
Dare to hit brother?
Wang Dali grinned and looked down at a firegun under his feet, so he picked it on his toes and kicked it skillfully.
The musket was kicked out as a ball and crashed into the forehead of the soldier who fired.
The soldier fell down and fainted in front of him.
"Cool -"
"Praise brother Dali -"
"It's too pretentious. It doesn't give people a way to live -"
"Brother Dali, you are so handsome that you will be struck by thunder -"
"Proper vomit object -"
"Have you captured thousands of young women?"
"It's like little Laurie can eat all from 80 to three -"
"Brother Dali is a terrible crime -"
The audience was once again surprised by Wang Dali's peerless demeanor.
Other soldiers who were about to fire were also stunned. Several soldiers peed their pants directly, threw down their guns and ran away howling.
In their view, Wang Dali is a devil, more terrible than those cursed immortal skeletons!
They don't know that there is one thing in the world, bulletproof vests, not demons!
"Wang, let's go!" Jennifer was very nervous.
“OK!”
Wang Dali knows what Jennifer is worried about. After all, this is Shengli port. People's territory. So many soldiers must cause a lot of trouble if they have a chance to breathe.
"If you let me go, I can forgive you," said count Budd.
"I'm not guilty. I need you to forgive me. I'm a real joke!"
Wang Dali suddenly struck the other party on the neck, and count bud fainted. Wang Dali picked up the other party and ran away quickly.
When he withdrew smoothly to the crowded street next to him, there was a nervous cry behind him.
"The gangsters have taken the count away. Find it back, find it back."
"God, if there is something wrong with your excellency, how can I tell Miss Anne?"
"Come on, find it, search the city"
"You can't let him run away. Search quickly. If you can't find it, you'll need your head."
Wang Dali smiled and said to the camera, "audience, what can I say? Those soldiers are all greedy for life and fear of death. They didn't even dare to open the gun just now. When they saw me go, they began to search and arrest wantonly. They really only do superficial Kung Fu!"
Jennifer Hanyan: "Wang, I was scared to death just now. I don't understand. Why are you so bad?"
"Ha ha"
Wang Dali is very proud: "Didn't I tell you that I was wearing a streamer flying rice suit, which actually covered the surface of my body. You didn't see anything on my neck. In fact, there was a layer of flying rice prokaryotic tissue. It was very strong and could withstand strong resistance and stretching. Therefore, my own weight would not burden me at all. The gallows naturally affected me No effect! "
"What a powerful flying rice suit. It can be waterproof, fireproof and bulletproof?"
"Yes, this is an all-weather high-tech crystallization, which is far higher than the existing human technology!" Wang Dali was suddenly vigilant and stopped in front of Jennifer.
I saw two soldiers coming along a remote street in front, one fat and one thin.
Wang Dali was happy all of a sudden. Isn't this the fat and thin soldiers who escorted him? The fat one is funny, and the thin one looks smart.
"It's the devil" the fat soldier was stunned and quickly raised his gun high and surrendered.
"Don't move!"
The thin soldier immediately raised his gun, but in a hurry, he didn't pull the bolt.
"Fuck you!"
Jennifer flew up and kicked each other in the crotch.
The sound of broken eggs sounded, and the thin soldier fell down, curled up on the ground like a big lobster, gaping with pain.
Wang vigorously patted the fat soldier on the face and threatened: "you are still smart and know current affairs. Unlike some people, being too aggressive will kill you!"
"Yes, I know!"
The fat soldier picked up the butt of his gun, gave himself a hard blow in the face and fainted.
"What a pussy!" Jennifer picked up the gun and kicked the fat man.
"Don't worry about them. Let's go quickly. There's someone coming after us. It's really troublesome!" Wang Dali looked left and right. He found that the streets extend in all directions. He's not familiar with them at all. Running around is expected to hit the soldiers searching for the whole city. Wang Dali doesn't want to kill.
"What to do, what to do, which way to go?" Jennifer also looked confused.
Suddenly, a small door at the end of the street opened, and two people in cloaks came out and waved to Wang vigorously.
"Little brother, come on, this way -"
Wang Dali felt that his voice was too familiar to say. He was a little Hong Kong canyin. He hurried to meet him and wondered, "are you?"
"Ha ha!" they opened their cloaks and uncovered their faces.
"Sleeping slot! No, it's you, Fage and sister-in-law!" Wang Dali widened his eyes and looked confused. In front of them, they were no other people, but Zhou Runfa, the film emperor of Xiangjiang, and his wife.