Chapter 35: Cow dung

The two men who were dressed in clean and ironed dress but looking sketchy as they could, glanced around at the place they had arrived.

From the looks of it, these two people seemed to have been here after quite a period of time or maybe it was their first time here.

Le Fangling continued to look what was about to happen there while the original Le Fangling was standing on a big rock on the river side looking at the two men.

Among the two men, one of them was slightly shorter than the other by a few inches. He was wearing a black silk dress and holding a black sword in his hand while the other man was simply dressed in plain clothes but looked elegant and noble than the other person who was with him.

Sniff..sniff.. The slightly shorter man started to sniff around the place like a dog.

"Le Zhang! What are you doing?" The taller man's face clearly twitched in anger looking at his action. He raised his dark bamboo hat and shot a piercing glance at Le Zhang.

The man who was an inch or so shorter than the other man in a dark bamboo hat pinched his nose and made a puking gesture.

"Ewww, where in the world did we come? Is this even a place for humans…ughh.." Pinching his nose he spoke in a nasal tone.

"I think..I think I am going to get sick uncle Zuan." Le Zhang made a disgusted face and even gagged out several times.

"This unpleasant smell and this place that looks like an animal shed," he looked at the grey looking surrounding and exclaimed in a high pitched voice.

"I feel like my lungs will rot every second I spend here." The sword in his hands suddenly disappeared in a flash and a fan appeared.

" Much better…pheww.." He started to fan himself with the fan and let out a sigh.

From where Le Fangling was standing, she could clearly hear their conversations but the way the two people were acting made her almost roll on the floor laughing like a mad man.

"Host, why are you shaking?" Nagina felt slight tremors coming from her body and wondered if she was sick.

"You won't get it, pfft.." Le Fangling let out a laughter almost immediately and had to cover her mouth with her hands to stop herself.

"Only if I did not know what they were talking I would have thought that the man was a pregnant person when he gagged like that..kekekeke.." Le Fangling wiped the tears that was rolling down from her eyes and took a deep breathe to calm herself.

She was in a serious condition so laughing like that made her look really bad or so she thought.

"No, even if I can not scan that person I am hundred percent sure he is not pregnant." Nagina confirmed with the aim to clear off her doubts.

"I know Nagina, I know.." Le Fangling patted the smooth round head with a sad smile. Feeling the head under her shake and wiggle happily, Le Fangling could not help but smile.

Nagina always felt weird when she was patted like that since she was not used to being touched physically but after few times, she started to feel comfortable with the pats and once in a while she was craving for it.

"Hehe.." Le Fangling giggled but she abruptly stopped when she thought about the tragedy that was about to befall.

"Now what?" Nagina was surprised to find the sudden mood swing in her host once again.

"You know, they look all Nobel and elegant but he is clearly a snotty brat that was raised like a damned prince." Le Fangling commented on what the man called Le Zhang just said. He literally called this place a dumpsite and the people living here pigs.

As for the original Le Fangling, she was still on the riverbed waiting for them. As for what she had in mind, neither Le Fangling nor Nagina could figure it out.

Le Fangling turned her attention to the two intruders and continued to observe them while patting the smooth round head with her index finger.

Le Zhang walked two steps in front and again jumped back to his original places and yelled.

"What did I step in? Eww…It's so gross.." the man reached down and looked at the greenish brown mass on the ground where the sole print of his shoe was imprinted perfectly. It was also stinking a little and from the heat it was giving, it seemed like a fresh product.

Despite it being gross and disgusting, he was still curious as to what it maybe considering its unique semi solid appearance, heat and the smell.

'What can this weird thing be?' He wondered inwardly, his curiosity increasing every second.

"It's cow dung." The other man spoke nonchalantly.

"As someone who had never stepped his feet outside of the academy, no wonder you do not know." He slightly shook his head .

"Ohh.." Le Zhang nodded his head but he could not understand what a cow dung was.

"It's dirty. Don't go near." Le Zuan, the family head of Le Family warned Le Zhang, his spoilt nephew with a grimacing face. He could not understand why the boy was this stupid but that aside he felt much more stupid for bringing him along on such an important mission.

"Who are we here for anyway?" Le Zhang straightened up his dress and stood beside him. He could not think people lived around this place. Forget about people, he doubted even insects lived here.

"Aiyaa…what is this?" He suddenly cried out loud when a mosquito bit him on his neck and sucked out a mouthful blood happily.

'I am your daddy, you brat in a diaper!!' The mosquito would have probably said this if it could speak. Before Le Zhang had the chance to swat it, it flew away from his neck and disappeared in the air.

Le Zuan: "….." Yes, I am stupid for bringing this helpless child with me.

"Let's go, I am not here to babysit you." Le Zuan turned around and looked across the river. His vision landed on a tall figure in front of him and his eyes met with a pair of beautiful turquoise eyes.

He halted on his step as his eyes suddenly filled with a slight hint of moisture that had mixed emotions of sadness, melancholy and nostalgia as if he was remembering something painful but happy by looking at those turquoise eyes.

"What's wrong uncle? Why did you stop?" Le Zhang asked in a loud voice. On not getting any answer he followed his line of sight and saw a girl standing on top of a rock and looking at them curiously.

"Who is she?" Le Zhang asked as he looked at the girl with disdain.

"She is..never mind." He placed his hand on his sword and let out a sigh.

"But looks like we found what we came for already." Le Zuan brought down his hat and covered his eyes as he hid his emotions and made his eyes look as emotionless as possible.