V1.Chapter 4

I never thought Qin Shihuang was a fat man.

I never thought that Qin Shihuang was still a fat man with a smiling face.

The smiling fat Qin Shihuang looked only about 45 years old. He was wearing a long shirt embroidered with knife coins. His hair was much brighter than Jing Ke's. He knew that he often washed it. He nodded and smiled at me with his sleeves and hands. It seems that we have the same embarrassment: we don't know how to call each other.

Liu Laoliu patted Qin Shihuang on the shoulder and said, "you can call him Qiangzi or brother in the future." Then he greeted me and said, "my name is brother Ying."

"Hadron..."

"Brother Ying..."

"When I'm hungry, I'll fire in your mouth." I hurriedly replied, "haoshe (said) haoshe."

Good guy, I feel like my face is like a child's peed bed, expanding infinitely in a limited space.

Later, I learned that my brother Ying was not always so low-key, because Liu Laoliu told him that I was an immortal. He was actually a man who accepted his fate. First, he deceived himself into refining the elixir of immortality. As a result, it was said that when he was about to succeed, the alchemist died. Brother Ying immediately repaired the terracotta warriors and horses, hoping that he would be held by his younger brother in another world, Now in his eyes, I am the master of another world, so he is very polite to me.

Liu Laoliu put down Qin Shihuang. This time he beat a motorcycle and left. I always thought that people who are willing to sit on the motorcycle should have a kind heart of the public. This time I know I'm wrong and I hate him very much.

Unlike Jing Ke, Qin Shihuang put down the emperor's shelf to enjoy life. He soon became interested in my laptop. After he thought I was a very good person, he played with the external mouse without authorization. While playing, he sighed "Yo Yo" and looked around and touched the screen, Later I learned that he thought that the reason why the mouse would follow manual was because there was a thin line. He played with the mouse for a while and made the first request to me: he wanted to shit.

Yesterday I had taught Jing Ke to use the toilet to urinate and accumulated some experience. I knew that as long as I told them to get all the dirty things in. I put yingpang in front of the toilet, put down the cushion and let him sit down. It's no use for me to teach. After an earth shaking sound, the whole toilet was full of Millennium ammonia. Yingpang was also very sorry and waved at me.

I'm not afraid of smell. I'm most afraid that he will wake Jing Ke up. Jing Er silly is in the bedroom opposite the toilet. People who have dealt with fools may have the experience that they will be particularly stubborn about what they recognize. Yesterday I had put away Jing Ke's clothes, but I was refused when I tried to disarm him.

This reminds me of many things. First, I can't let them meet. Second, it seems that I have to prepare more clothes. Third, I have to prepare a "presidential suite" for Qin Shihuang. Now the only empty house I have is the warehouse next to Jing Ke.

Hearing a crash, Qin Shihuang rushed out with his pants and ran downstairs. At the same time, Jing Ke came out of the room with his eyes rubbed, his zipper open, straight eyebrows staring into the toilet and peed on his waist. He sniffed and looked at me discontentedly.

I didn't care about him. I hurried downstairs to see what happened to Qin Shihuang. I saw him holding his chin and staring at the roof in a daze. He said to me, "with such a pull, the water would flow (down) and get angry (go). I jumped up and thought my mouth (this) was flooded." With that, he ran upstairs, got into the toilet and stared at the rippling yellow liquid in the toilet. Jing Ke probably went back to his room again.

I was crazy. I didn't expect such a vulgar plot to happen to me. I simply shouted, "brother Jing and brother Ying, come here!"

Jing Ke and Qin Shihuang poked their heads out of the room and toilet and said, "what's the matter?" Then the two found each other almost at the same time, and then "ah" slammed the door at the same time. When I was confused, I saw that Jing Ke had rushed out again with a knife. It turned out that he was going to get a knife.

Qin Shihuang was not stupid. He knew that he was not in his hall now, and Zhao Gao helped. Moreover, he didn't bring his windlass sword. At this time, he saw the emperor's wisdom. He actually knew how to throw the door lock and hold the handle, but Jing Ke could only chop horizontally and vertically with a dagger. After a while, he poked a triangular hole in the door of my toilet, He could clearly see Qin Shihuang from the cave. He put one eye up and shouted, "come out!"

As I said, Jing Ke has very serious astigmatism. He looks inside with one eye, and the other eye seems to be spying on my behavior. Then I remembered what to do, I took out a brick from under the living room sofa (why is there a brick under my living room sofa?) and held it in my hand. I said in a harsh voice, "Jing, if you don't throw away your broken knife, I'll lift your front face with the brick!"

Jing Ke saw that I held a square thing in my hand, and the red light was dazzling (this brick was washed very clean by me). I don't know what it was. He was discouraged and said, "don't mind my business..." just as Qin Shihuang had found a handful of talcum powder in the toilet and threw it out along the hole. Jing Ke screamed, threw a dagger and rubbed his eyes.

I was so angry that I hurried to collect the dagger first. Qin Shihuang threw talcum powder out one by one. I opened the door, grabbed his neck collar, pulled him out, threw him on the sofa, and led Jing Ke to wash his eyes by the pool. When I took his hand back, I felt like an aunt in the middle class of the kindergarten. I put Jing Ke on the opposite sofa, Put mineral water and ashtrays between them, and said earnestly, "what can't you say well? You have to fight and kill, not in your last life..." when I said this, I suddenly remembered that they had hatred in their last life, and immediately changed their mouth and said, "in fact, there is no hatred between you two, am I right?"

Qin Shihuang nodded desperately first, and Jing Ke said angrily, "then he finally killed me." Unwilling to show weakness, Qin Shihuang said, "who moved the hand first?"

I put the brick on the table and said loudly, "what's the noise? Don't look where this is?" Both of them shrunk their heads and shuddered. I lit a cigarette. Then I said politely, "no matter who's sorry, it's a matter of previous life. What's this place, huh? This is a place for you to enjoy happiness, and you don't cherish it for just one year." Qin Shihuang lowered his head and Jing Ke looked at me with red eyes.

"Come on, shake hands, and everyone will be good friends - obedient."

This time, the fat man stretched out his hand first. It seems that the emperor of others is generous. Jing Ke reluctantly shook hands with him.

This pair of enemies was finally settled by me for the time being. I turned out a set of clothes for Qin Shihuang to change. After all, I was a person who had seen the world. As soon as I got on the clothes, I knew that the quality was better than him. When Jing Ke told him that his underwear should be worn inside, brother Ying followed suit and showed his friendship to Jing Ke by the way.

Then the three of us (awkward?) cleaned the warehouse. I moved a simple spring bed inside and temporarily used it as the presidential suite of Qin Shihuang. Qin Shihuang's curiosity was many times stronger than Jing Ke. After he asked this and that, Jing Ke answered him for me: "this is the fairy world. You don't understand it."

Mentality determines everything. Winning fat man soon became addicted to TV. Originally, he watched the commentary Han Fei of "100 forum". I quickly changed him to another station and let him watch "meteor garden".

It was finally calm upstairs. I played with the confiscated Jing Ke's knife. When I went downstairs, I found that my deputy manager Lao pan was already waiting for me.