V1.Chapter 6

I have a preliminary plan on how to make yingpang and Jing Er silly and honest stay for one year: in the first quarter, I will teach them to take care of themselves at home. I won't be surprised to see anything. In view of their intellectual level and mentality, this is not difficult. In the second quarter, I'm going to take two people to the surrounding restaurants for dessert. It shouldn't be difficult to get through. The third quarter is the most exciting quarter. The two people should be tired of ordinary days. I took them to the playground, took bumper cars, played with sky mice, and occasionally took them to sing a K. The victory of the fourth quarter is in sight. I will not hesitate to tell them the truth and let them live in hatred of hell.

Anyway, I can't let anyone know their identity. Of course, this is redundant, but in fact, the specific identity of the first assassin and the first emperor here is "black". If they are targeted by the police, it will be troublesome.

My salary of 1400 is barely enough to pass the year in peace. The salary of steamed stuffed bun is 800 per month, just enough for herself. Steamed stuffed bun is a person with both thrift and carelessness. As long as he is not hungry, he has no concept of money, and attaches importance to feelings. After spending a long time with people, he probably won't object to these two people staying.

I've always worried that Jing Ke will secretly harm Qin Shihuang while I'm away, but there seems to be no such sign. Now he's all focused on the villain in the semiconductor, During dinner, I saw him hide some rice in his coat pocket (my ADI!). It is estimated that he wanted to feed the imaginary villain. I think he is very cute. I did that when I was three and a half years old.

After eating two meals here, yingpang became more determined. This is the fairyland. He ate at least 7 liang of a kilogram of steamed stuffed bun at noon. He added two meals at night. After eating a few mouthfuls, he said, "tease me (Shaanxi dialect, delicious)." I suspect that the initial reason for his reunification of the six countries was that the food of the state of Qin was not enough to feed him alone, and he had never seen eggplant, cucumber, radish and tomato on the table. I was really curious about what vegetables the people in the Warring States period ate.

In the evening, the four of us watched TV together. I sat on the sofa with my arms around the waist of steamed stuffed bun. Yingpangzi and Jing Ershu moved small benches and sat on both sides of us. You can imagine a man holding his own woman after drinking and eating. On both sides are the first assassins of ancient and modern times and the first emperor who unified China. That feeling, tut Tut, even for a moment, I thought I had become an immortal.

But I think the film on CCTV-6 that day is not suitable for two new members than Mao's film: "hero".

Jing Ke came back, but the film mentioned "king of Qin" many times, and even the last subtitle had three words of Qin Shihuang, but yingpang calmly watched the film. He didn't know who Chen Daoming played there. Although the costumes in it temporarily aroused his interest, it was obviously different from his kingdom, After watching the film, he said discontentedly: "tianha (Part 2) tianha, this Silk Piano (thing) is hungry, but it's not touching oil (not) dry. When silk (when) is hungry, they will be hungry if they don't beat them. Don't worry about heaven's Huqi (go)!"

This is Qin Shihuang's film review of hero.

Later, I figured out that yingpangzi himself didn't know what the three words Qin Shihuang meant, because that was the title for him in later generations. Although he claimed to be the "first emperor", probably no one pointed to his nose and called him "Qin Shihuang" in his life.

In fact, Qin Shihuang had the biggest misunderstanding about his current situation. He really thought this was an omniscient fairyland, so he didn't think he was great, and he didn't feel the need to hide his name. I think it's good. As long as no one believes him, I can live safely.

Anyway, steamed stuffed bun doesn't believe it. Her comment on Qin Shihuang's words was that she told me afterwards: "fat man can blow."

In the twinkling of an eye, it has been a week. Jing Ke and Qin Shihuang have maintained peaceful coexistence. They can take a shower and turn on and off the TV. Jing Ke can't use the remote control yet. Qin Shihuang can only press channels 1 to 9, but he will use the "+" key to add stations. I am very grateful for the rich channels brought by the set-top box. If there are only a few TV stations as before, I'm afraid Qin Shihuang should have figured out a set of knowledge about the system. Now he is dazzled by more than 200 stations. It's true when it's true. Like a fetish, Jing Ke is inseparable from semiconductors. It cost him more than 20 to buy batteries in two days. Sometimes I send him to buy a pack of cigarettes for me and buy him sugar with the money I find

Qin Shihuang's starting point is very high. He directly uses MP4 to listen to music and is infatuated with the camera function. This time, he really can't help but wonder. He must ask me what happened. Before I answer him, Jing Er silly has finished explaining it with his "little man" theory. Qin Shihuang is half convinced and half suspicious. Finally, he took Jing Er silly aside to study. I estimate that he and Jing Ke have spent a year together, Intelligence can be successfully reduced to the level of 5-year-old children.

Steamed stuffed bun became an evening shift this week. As expected, she didn't raise any objection. She is a lively woman. It seems that she can talk with Qin Shihuang.

The situation is very good.

After lunch that day, I went to sit down. The steamed stuffed bun went back to the house and lay down for a while. I got up at more than 3 o'clock and said there was no toilet paper in the toilet. Let me buy it. I went out for a walk, walked half the street and bought a roll of toilet paper. Then I walked back slowly. I went upstairs into the pawnshop and saw Qin Shihuang and Jing Ke sleeping in their respective rooms. There was no one in my bedroom. I shouted a few times and no one paid attention to me. As soon as I pushed the toilet door, it was locked inside.

I knocked twice impatiently and said, "lock what lock, it's me." There was still no movement inside. I pounded twice: "old husband and wife, open the door quickly. I put down the paper and went downstairs to see the shop." Still no one said a word.

As soon as I was angry, I lifted the calendar on the toilet door - you may not forget that Jing Ke had poked a big hole in the door.

Then I saw one - ass.

Hey, I know, I know, no beauty shows her ass first. Even if she is destroyed by hot hands and needs a hero to save her, she is messy in clothes at most. If she goes too far, her breasts will be half exposed.

But I did see an ass first, and then I saw a beautiful woman in ancient costume peeing on the toilet. She had been very nervous by my knocking on the door. Now a big hole was suddenly opened in the door, and then a man stared at her ass. she was so frightened that she forgot to move and sat so stunned, Just subconsciously covered his mouth.

I was also very embarrassed, and then said a sentence that made me admire myself: "do you want paper?"

With these words, I put the paper at the door and hurried downstairs. My fragile little heart jumped with strength. After calming down for a while, I can't stop thinking of that ass (!), which looks white and slippery. If I can hold it in my hand and have a * what, plus the girl's ancient costume, imagine her breathing voice and appearance. This tone is really going to kill me! I don't know when she was a friend of steamed stuffed bun.

wait! Why do steamed stuffed bun friends wear ancient clothes?

Rehearsal? You don't have to wear costumes for rehearsal. Come home!

Then I suddenly flashed a face that didn't deserve beating in my mind - Liu Laoliu, it must be him! Is this * er... Ancient costume beauty my third client?