I took the paper and saw a lot of precautions written on it. I didn't look carefully. I directly compiled a short message "guess who I am" and sent it according to the number on the paper. Jin Shaoyan smiled and said, "he was not used to sending text messages, but I guess he will return..."
Then the text message replied: "baby?"
Jin Shaoyan didn't even look at it and said, "baby!"
I was so impressed that I said, "what should I return?"
"You go back: it's baby, and then make an appointment to meet him."
"You... Will he go?"
"Absolutely. Just ignore him and let him find you."
I pointed to him and said, "aren't you afraid of meeting a fraud Gang?"
"I have received a lot of professional training since I was a child. Most people can't get close to him. That's why I let you approach him in this way."
Shit, I hope Yanqing comes early for the first time.
Jin Shaoyan stretched out and said, "if you don't mind, I'd like to invite you upstairs to dinner. After all, I'm also half a host. I'm sorry to see a group of emperors eat instant noodles and squeeze into the dormitory every day. It's not easy to come. Let them see the flashy world."
I have no problem with this. So many people's meals are hard to get. Steamed stuffed buns are on the evening shift again. These people have even visited Futai Road, so there is no place in this city. But what about steamed stuffed buns?
After hearing the situation, Jin Shaoyan threw the key on the table: "take it." He may never have thought that there is a saying of asking for leave in the world. Many childlike brothers like him are not kind enough, are spoiled, and don't consider others at all - isn't the full attendance award gone after asking for leave?
I said, "when will he reply to my text message?"
Jin Shaoyan looked at his watch and said, "I'll be back at 8 pm, but you don't have to pay attention to him. Hang him until tomorrow." Jin Shaoyan stood up and concluded, "if you don't die once, it's hard to know where you are cheap - can I go upstairs and talk to them?"
I nodded. For the person who will lose these memories in five days, there is no need to defend. I told him: "don't tell Xiang Yu about Yu Ji and win the fat man. Oh, Qin Shihuang doesn't know who Liu Bang is. Just don't let slip."
Later, I found that my worry was superfluous. Watermark boy was not interested in several old directors at all. When I went upstairs, I found him sitting in front of Mr. Li, pulling the 600 movies he must see in his life on his lap. Handsome men and beautiful women read a book together, with soft music beside them. The scene was more Korean than Korean films, but I knew that the boy's main purpose was to make Japanese films.
Jin Shaoyan pointed out what was going on and where it was taken. He had been to the shooting place and said very well at the beginning, but he soon changed from Forrest Gump to instinct. One arm also slipped behind Mr. Li. I raised my voice and shouted, "brother Yu --"
Xiang Yu came in with his head down. I pointed to Jin Shaoyan and said to him, "you want to drive this childe's mount. You can't even use an hour back to your hometown. You let him teach you."
Xiang Yu asked me, "how about bread?"
I said, "a wheel alone can run faster than bread."
Xiang Yu's eyes were shining. Without saying a word, he went out with Jin Shaoyan in his arms - let your boy soak me again... Er, the girl in my house.
Li Shishi looked at me with a smile. I said, "I think of brother Yu..."
Li Shishi said with a smile: "the fastest car in the world can't send him back to BC from 2007? Unless it can exceed the speed of light and turn back time."
I was so surprised that I rolled my eyes. This girl has even studied Einstein's theory of relativity. I heard about the theory of relativity only after reading the blood case caused by a steamed bread.
"That young master Jin doesn't look like a bad man, and he's very knowledgeable."
"What kind of person is a bad person? It's not easy to be knowledgeable. If you have money, brother Qiang will send Americans to send you to the moon to chat with sister Chang'e. brother told you that when the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and the rich don't have a good thing."
My eloquent proletarian fox theory seemed to have caused a certain touch to Li Shishi. She smiled and said, "I agree with the first half of your last sentence."
Hey, just don't throw away the ideological and Moral Textbooks in primary school.
At this time, Jin Shaoyan came back, followed by Xiang Yu with a depressed face. Jin Shaoyan said with a smile: "brother Xiang's height, I can't get in that car." He turned to Xiang Yu and said, "it's all right, brother Xiang. I'll give you a Hummer. It's absolutely no problem. It's really no good. Let's let the manufacturer make it to order." Xiang Yu put his arm around his shoulder and went into the sleeping room: "what horse? He has a strong temper, isn't he?"
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Alas, I can't imagine that the famous overlord of Western Chu was corroded by money so quickly. It seems that money is really not a good thing. It is said that money is an external thing, wealth and honor can't be prostituted, and an eminent monk in history said that money is a pile of shit.
When can I have a lot of shit?
Just listen to the house say, "brother Ying likes photography, don't you? I'll give you a digital camera." Qin Shihuang held up the MP4 that had just taken the picture and asked me, "hadron, sprinkle (what) silk (is) a digital camera?"
I told him, "you can't listen to music, you can't play games, and the MP4 that can only draw is a digital camera." It's not that easy to invite people.
Qin Shihuang: "don't be hungry."
Jin Shaoyan: "it turns out that brother Ying also likes playing games. That's simple. I'll give you a set of treasure edition from Nintendo to Sony."
Jin Shaoyan simply turned around and said to Jing Ke, "brother Jing's hobby is very special. I can only give you an independent stereo."
When Jin Shaoyan asked about Liu Bang's hobbies, the two whispered and laughed together. Jin Shaoyan said, "let me introduce some little actresses to brother Liu?" Liu Bang didn't know what he said to him. He looked at me while talking. Jin Shaoyan also looked at me and smiled and nodded frequently. He came over to me and said, "brother Liu said he only likes steamed stuffed buns. I want to introduce women to him. He said he doesn't want to look like steamed stuffed buns." He asked curiously, "who is the steamed stuffed bun? Is it beautiful?"
I said, "it's hard to describe her as beautiful or not. As long as it's a man, there's no one who doesn't daze when he sees her, and steamed stuffed bun is my girlfriend."
Jin Shaoyan said leisurely: "the woman who can make Han Gaozu obsessed can be imagined - who is more beautiful than her and your cousin?"
I said, "to borrow Liu Bang's original words, it's called heaven and earth."
Jin Shaoyan was full of envy: "you are so lucky. When can I see her?"
I said, "you can see her at night. If you like, you can soak her at will. I'm anxious with you. I'm your grandson." I thought the boy would be full of joy. Unexpectedly, Jin Shaoyan solemnly said to me, "you don't know your blessing. You should love such a good woman seriously."
I said bitterly, "when you see her people, you will regret saying so." But he obviously misunderstood my meaning: "although Jin Shaoyan is not a good bird, I will never do what people love. Don't worry, no matter how beautiful your girlfriend is, I won't be moved. Even if I am moved, I won't do it."
This boy is more sensible than Liu Bang. He knows that the Lord's dry food can't be touched.
At 8 pm, Jin Shaoyan looked at his watch every few seconds and said, "I haven't waited for those first-line stars." A quarter after 9 o'clock, Jin Shaoyan said impatiently, "do you know their boss? Call."
Joke, how can I know? Their boss owns three chain steamed stuffed bun shops and is an entrepreneur with a monthly income of more than 100000. It is said that people give 10 yuan at a time in the parking lot without change. Tut Tut, what a style.
I think it's almost time. I called the steamed stuffed bun to tell her not to eat in the store. The phone rang twice and hung up directly. I leaned on the window and saw that the steamed stuffed bun had indeed arrived downstairs. Jin Shaoyan heard that he leaned over and looked, praising: "this figure alone is the best I've ever seen."
I watched the steamed stuffed bun enter the door, and Jin Shaoyan ran downstairs.
Quiet... Terrible quiet. Why hasn't the imaginary scream appeared yet?
After a while, the steamed stuffed bun came up by herself. She looked back in doubt and said to me, "is that your friend downstairs? What's wrong?"
When I went downstairs, Jin Shaoyan was drawing his big mouth from left to right. He said, "I'm dreaming. What I see is fake..." I went to hold him, Jin Shaoyan said with a cry, "I've always been optimistic since I had a car accident to the underworld and came to you, but I've been disappointed in the world since I saw your girlfriend just now."
"Isn't that exaggerated?" I'm a little angry to hear people say that about my girlfriend.
Jin Shaoyan grabbed me: "don't get me wrong. There are some uglier than her, but I really haven't seen her with a better figure. The world is really unfair. As long as she is a little more beautiful than now, I'll decide to sign her immediately." Jin Shaoyan cried out in pain, "why?"