The next few days were hard for me because the police didn't come. You say that a person with 5 million people should first stretch out his left hand or his right hand when wearing handcuffs? Should I face the camera with awe inspiring righteousness, or be caught by the police on both sides like a trident to plead guilty and subdue the law? What about Xiang Yu attacking the police?
The main reason is that in recent years, except for handling the second-generation ID card, I have not been to the police station. I don't know much about the atmosphere of the detention center. Now I don't know whether it is popular iron blood or tactful. Don't go in and suffer a loss.
I didn't come either. I went to the street every day looking forward to the police car. Finally one day, two uniformed people came to me. After a long time of trouble, they were two train attendants asking for directions.
I tried to contact Jin Shaoyan once. Such a good brother said he would leave. Really, he didn't even leave any memory about me? As a result, the phone didn't work. I called Ruhua's office and no one answered.
It is reasonable to say that the first thing in Jin Shaoyan's body, whether Jin 1 or Jin 2, is to think of me when he wakes up. Is this boy amnesic again?
Since the police won't come, I have to live on.
Because of waiting for the police, I didn't dare to go far these days, making people think it's bad for us to abscond, so it's also delayed to find accommodation for 300. Of course, so many people can't stay in hotels. First, it's expensive, and second, new customers are easy to get into trouble. They are as energetic and curious as children over one year old, and they are interested in their unintentional mistakes, You can't scold or beat - especially these customers!
If they want to stay in a hotel, it will cost a lot of money to apply for a fake certificate. Moreover, in the urban area, so many people are hit by a car. What should we do? What if the urban management beat or beat the urban management? What about the census?
Now I'm looking for a black coal mine. It's the kind of coal mining that keeps thugs and slaves for thousands of years. With these 300 special forces, it's easy to occupy Ya coal mine. Put the coal boss in the coal mine and live together! Unfortunately, the black coal mines I can find were first occupied by armed police uncles and exposed to light.
Which great God passing by sees my pity and gives me a black coal mine!
Then go to Shennongjia to stay with savages or go to Hoh Xil to protect hunting. The viability of this field force should not be a problem. Each person will send two cans of compressed biscuits, a bottle of mineral water and a fruit knife. I estimate that in a month or so, the poachers in Hoh Xil will be more precious than the Tibetan antelope.
There are also the 54 heroes. The specific list has not been down yet, but according to the strength ranking, they must have been exposed n times in the book. For example, Wu Songhua monk Lin Chongba is in Chengdu. Liu Laoliu clearly told me: without Song Jiang, it is more troublesome without Song Jiang. As the saying goes, a soldier counsels a nest without a loser. These guys are rebellious, It's hard to do! There are two mountains in the suburbs of our city, but they are scenic spots that collect tickets. If these people want to be occupied, they will be bombarded by missiles. What's more, these people love to drink. I can't stand drinking 5.5 yuan of sanliangye as water, not to mention making trouble. I still like to throw a bowl after drinking. Erliyao has been in recession for the past two years. As soon as they come, they can revitalize the economy!
I'm worried, I'm depressed, I'm covered with black lines all day, and I pull my hair down one by one.
As for management talents, I have Qin Shihuang here, but this fat man is addicted to games every day. He loves top mushrooms and double cut dragons. He plays crazy with two fools every day, but soul Douluo plays by himself, because two fools always borrow from him after they die.
I have Li Shishi, a public relations talent. She seems to have forgotten Jin Shaoyan, but I can't use it for the time being. She asked her to find the wrong specialty of black coal mine, and let human traffickers sell it to the northwest at most.
Xiang Yu has coveted Xiao Wang's bread next door for more than two days. Liu Bang really wants to help him this time and teach him to take money to bribe Xiao Wang. Fortunately, Xiang Yu is a real bully and disdains it - besides, he has no money.
As for Liu Bang, this guy is annoying. He doesn't help me share my worries and solve problems at all. He goes to the elderly activity center on time every day to order Mao and exploit the old ladies' vegetable money. Several times, the old ladies are cooking steamed stuffed buns. After chatting, they come upstairs and take a few cucumbers to pinch a handful of fragrant vegetables. After that, they look back and stare at me. It seems that I instigated Liu Bang to win their money. Old man Zhao likes to chat with Liu Bang. He used to like storytelling drum best: beheading the White Snake uprising. After Liu Bang told him the story in the first person, he would no longer listen to the drum of storytelling.
After a week of calm, I began to ask if there were any vacant houses nearby, and I'd better take the yard. As a result, people shook their heads when they heard that 300 people were going to live. A kind-hearted man sincerely advised me that MLM was going to jail.
I'm worried. I'm depressed. I pull my hair. I find out the classmate records, weekly notebooks and telephone books I left after graduating from primary school, and try to find out a lot of useful information for me: Xia Le borrowed me 30 cents in the second grade and Xu Jia was late. As the monitor on duty, I covered for him. Who was the youngest who stepped on my cauliflower snake, I even turned out an old love letter from a telephone book. A female classmate named Zhu Chengbi who didn't know when she was interested in me. There was a phone call below. I also called. Unfortunately, there was no number for a long time.
Steamed stuffed bun is rare. I'm so serious. She washed two water radishes for me to comfort the army. After I ate up two radishes, I suddenly felt clear and bright, but the turbid air in my stomach rolled. I put down the running account in my hand and set the table for dinner in response to the call of steamed stuffed bun. I had just arrived and had not been seated yet. I finally farted loudly.
Qin Shihuang said discontentedly, "Gee - you are disgusting (asshole)." Mr. Li covered his mouth and smiled. For such a time, there was a faint sound of thunder under our whole house. Xiang Yu lost his color and said, "the power of a fart is so great?"
Before his voice fell, the whole house shook violently. With the roaring sound, we all began to stand unsteadily. First, the electric fan fell to the ground, and then the water cups placed on the windowsill fell one by one. I saw the outside world trembling. A man riding a bicycle was dragged by this great force.
At the same time, I saw the faces of all the people in the room change greatly. The steamed stuffed bun hugged me tightly. Qin Shihuang subconsciously put a glove in Jing Ke's arm. Xiang Yu squatted in the crotch on horseback. He looked like he was going to play with someone. Mr. Li grabbed Liu Bang nearby, but Liu Bang slipped under the table.
This process lasted seven or eight seconds, but it seemed like a thousand years long. When everything returns to calm, what posture we used to hold and what posture we still hold. Finally someone shouted out of the window, "earthquake! Earthquake!" People all over the street began to run outside the house, mixed with women's screams and children's cries. What was very moving was the old people. Although they finally came out of the building, they were protected by young people.
We were silent, and no one ran out. It was Liu Bang who broke the silence. He put his head out from under the table, looked at me and said, "you lied to me that you are not an immortal!"
Qin Shihuang said stupidly, "Qiangzi, hungry clothes!"
Li Shishi's head has been short circuited for a long time. She has a deep understanding of me and the world I live in since she first came. She has long abandoned the theory of immortals. Earthquakes have existed since ancient times, but they fit my fart, which is just good. After all, she can't understand it for a moment.
At this time, the hero and the emperor were different again. Jing Ke listened attentively to the radio all the time. The earthquake did not cause him any shock, but now that the earth was calm, he smiled at me pleasantly, as if he just blamed me for making such a big noise. He should say hello to him. Xiang Yu bowed half to me and said sincerely, "thousands of troops and horses are not as good as Xiaoqiang's fart. Xiang is convinced!"
I held the steamed stuffed bun and almost cried out. Half of them were scared, and the other half were scared, but half of them were for the earthquake they had never experienced, and the other half were by their remarks. Now it seems that they would not believe what I said no matter how I explain it. From their expression, they seem to be proud to know me after being scared. It has to be said everywhere. People's words are terrible, and three people become tigers, Maybe there's a letter.
Xiaoqiang, the manager of several pawnshops, had a strong earthquake in the city after farting. If I hadn't been Xiaoqiang, I would have spread it around. Then, if the national security bureau is disturbed, what crime is this? At the least, it must be damaging other people's property and undermining social security. To be more serious, it will constitute treason - of course, we should trust the government. The above assumption is pure nonsense.
I can't stand a folklore! Xia Le, who owes me 30 cents, was called "fart basket" by us for a semester because of a loud fart in class.
I'm depressed, I'm worried, I pull my hair, and I seriously say to them, "don't tell anyone what happened just now."
This sentence played the role of knocking bricks and nailing on the foot board. This time, even Mr. Li doubted the value of my fart. The second fool said mysteriously, "don't worry, I won't tell him." The devil believed what he said. Who took the lead in harming my 2 million listening bottle last time?
Qin Shihuang said excitedly, "I was hungry. I wanted silk for the reunification of the six countries (yes). You... Oh, beautiful drops."
Liu Bang came out from under the table and said to me seriously, "I'll never go behind you again."
The steamed stuffed bun was in my arms, but I was a little angry and said, "you can't make any more noise. What should you do?"
I have no fucking mind to do anything, so I regret not eating those two water radishes!
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