V1.Chapter 39

Steamed stuffed bun, like me, has worshipped Sheriff black cat (I prefer one ear), Kesai, Altman and spider man since childhood. If the only person she can see and touch is principal Zhang.

In other words, principal Zhang is the only teacher who has taught steamed stuffed bun without being hated by her. He was an old-fashioned intellectual with rigorous scholarship and mild temperament. He sent all his 100000 word papers. He thought of using a wrong punctuation and waited at the door of the post office in the middle of the night. He would wait until someone opened the door and took them back.

At dinner, principal Zhang was surprised to see me summon a class of Malay. When he learned that the two girls slept together, he made a little more intimate with us. On the issue of address, president Zhang called us Xiaoqiang, Xiaoying and Xiaojing... When it was Liu Bang's turn, his boss was not happy. Maybe no one has called him that since he was not a jerk.

After a few glasses of beer, Lao Zhang became very excited and began to say that this kind of old-fashioned literati had a special wind after drinking. Liu Shihuang could still say a few words when talking about hundreds of schools of thought. When talking about Liu Xiang's dispute, Liu Bang sat away from Xiang Yu. When talking about Li Bai and Du Fu, Li Shishi joined the discussion, and then went to the public security school and a dream of Red Mansions, which fell into a cold field. Seeing that there was nothing to say, I casually invited him to be the honorary principal of Yucai civil and military school. First, the old man drank too much. Second, he was very happy to see his name was hired and agreed.

When Lao Zhang left, he left a conclusion: today's young people are ignorant.

I remember Lao Zhang's words. I'll settle with you when Ji Xiaolan and Cao Xueqin come!

The third day was a rush day. In the morning, I had to meet with the heads of all villages. Fifteen village heads, including Xi village, and Lao Zhang and I gathered together, but the atmosphere was not very friendly. They always felt that there must be something bad in someone's cold offer of 100000 yuan to them. It's hard to deal with farmers now. They are owners who have seen money. President Zhang, as my honorary principal, helped me say a few words, I promised to add ten thousand more to each village before I sent 14 village heads.

The village head finally decided to lend me the land. He said, "I don't want the 100000 you gave me. I have only one request. The construction team you build the school must use my nephew's."

Then the village head led me to see the land. The former Yucai primary school was a few bungalows opened in the boundless weeds. From a distance, it looked like Longmen inn. There were winding paths stepped out by children in all directions. Only the direction to the county can be opened to traffic. The children who go to school here are actually very happy. I haven't heard of any school in the world, including noble schools. Students can catch rabbits on the playground in 10 minutes between classes.

The village head called his nephew too. He was a small man with scabies and triangular eyes. At first glance, he was not a good man. He stared at me with a cigarette in his mouth and asked angrily, "what do you want?"

I said, "I'm going to push those bungalows..."

"Nonsense, you must push! Just say how much you plan to spend?"

"One million, you give me two small second floors and a canteen. Anyway, it's enough for 350 people to eat and drink Lasa."

The scabby son smiled and said very old, "don't you plan to recruit students all year round? If you want to stab a gun and pull a horse, you'll leave?"

"I pay more attention to quality than weight. If I recruit enough 350, I won't recruit."

"Gee, tell me this bullshit. Well, you give me 2 million yuan, and I'll build you a three-story teaching building. You have to add 200000 yuan, and I'll cut the waste stall and build a wall for you."

When he said this, I remembered that the fence was very necessary. I said, "I'll give you 2 million yuan in total. There are dormitories, canteens, teaching buildings and fences, OK?"

As soon as the leper threw the cigarette away, he turned back and left, saying, "yes, that's it."

I always felt that it was not true and shouted at him, "sign an agreement or something?"

The mangy son waved his hand: "don't straighten the empty head. I'll bring the team tomorrow." He suddenly stopped, looked back and said, "Hey, by the way, you need a martial arts teacher when your school is built. No, I have some good friends. Now I have nothing to do every day and fight with my mother." After I said no, he said, "it's OK to be a school policeman instead of a teacher, so as to save your students from jumping off the wall and going out to fight field artillery, or they can't stand going to the Education Bureau to sue you. I let my friends squat in the corner every day, and who runs errands to interrupt."

I laughed and said, "don't toss about. I don't know who broke whose leg."

When the leper left, I said to president Zhang, "consult you. What procedures do you have to go through to run the school?"

Headmaster Zhang leaned and said in a trembling voice, "don't tell me your formalities haven't been completed yet."

I scratched my head and said, "I didn't do it at all, so I asked you."

Lao Zhang finally sat on the ground and said in despair, "what am I doing? I don't protect myself at night, I don't protect myself at night!"

I asked curiously, "why didn't you come home last night?"

The old man pointed at me and shouted angrily, "what do you want to do? Don't you hurt me?" Then he beat with a cry and said, "I'm dizzy. How can I think of being this honorary principal..."

If he doesn't say I've forgotten it, it seems that the older generation still pays attention to integrity.

I said with emotion, "president Zhang, I really didn't lie to you. I want to run a school and let those come all the way... The children have a place to study and let them see the spirit of our times. I have an idea that I don't charge any tuition for the first year, and accommodation, food and drink are free. You can supervise me. If I want to make black money, I'll hit five thunders a day."

Everyone in front of me knew it was farting, but there was no doubt that the last sentence was too destructive. Headmaster Zhang sat on the ground, looked up at me and said in surprise, "would you really do that?"

I nodded hard.

"Will your paying friend agree?"

I said deeply, "I saved his life. The money is actually his thank-you gift. Even if I throw it into the water, he won't ask."

Lao Zhang stood up and said to me, "don't lie to me. If you really say that, you can run the school first. I have several students in the government department. I say hello and can treat you as a decoration first. If there is no ghost, I'll help you with the formalities. If you dare to lie to me..." Lao Zhang suddenly became fierce when he said this, "I have several incompetent students who are also famous on the road. I'd rather let Xiaoxiang be a widower than abolish you!"

Shit, I can't see. It's a black-and-white two-way kick two-way master! Later I had a son and let him be a teacher

On the way back, I specially went to see my tent. The shopkeeper was too coke. In order to wait for me or prevent me, I opened a tent and lived at the door of the warehouse. Fortunately, there are tents all over the street, which is not eye-catching at all.

Half an afternoon, my 1000 sets of "loyalty to the country" also came. I asked the delivery man to code at the door. There are old acquaintances in the street, and it is unlikely that someone will steal it. When the steamed stuffed bun came back, I didn't care. I thought it was Xiao Wang's goods next door. I keep a group of five people at home and rent hundreds of hectares of land to build buildings and run schools outside. Among them, the truth steamed stuffed bun is completely ignorant. According to her carelessness and my ability, I think the time is ripe to meet online mm, but there is still a gap from playing one night stand.

It's not long in early July. It's dark just after 8 o'clock. I'm really afraid that Liu Laoliu will bring people to me now. The residents all over the street have just had dinner and are out enjoying the cool while taking shelter from the earthquake.

I really hope our public security organs can like to spread good news: the charlatan Liu Laoliu has been arrested. I also asked the neighbors with ulterior motives. Speaking of Liu Banxian, these people have different opinions. Some say they have fled to the south, and some say they are in the villagers' homes near dashuiquan. They are really looking ahead and suddenly absent. I think this old God stick is harder to catch than Ma Jiajue even if it doesn't use magic power.

It's time for us to get together for dinner. Steamed stuffed bun is very fart these days. Except that she can't have sex with me, she is as carefree as a dung beetle who has entered the Australian grassland and saw dung balls everywhere, She joked with Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, "now we have suffered a disaster. Has the water in Hubei retreated? Let's go to your place for refuge."

Steamed stuffed bun, this is a woman who was afraid of chaos from the moment she was born. Tang Monk experienced the difficulty of September 81, but Sun monkey helped him carry it. In fact, Tang Monk himself didn't suffer any crime. But the steamed stuffed bun not only didn't help me, but also tried to find something for me. But from another point of view, she is a Tang Monk and I am a monkey. If you say so, there's no language disease. How do you say that? Every successful man carries a woman who can cause disaster on his back.

Her sentence aroused Xiang Yu's concern. The giant of more than two meters put down his chopsticks and left the table with a grudge. It's time to buy him a van. It can not only keep him busy, but also let me use it.

The next wait was long. Although I asked Liu Laoliu to take people later, in view of his previous habits, he was likely to call me downstairs in the next second, followed by 300 bloody Song Dynasty soldiers. In fact, even if he came alone, it would be difficult for me to mix up. Liu Laoliu's wanted notice appeared on time before the beginning of Da Changjin in our city and Taiwan every day. People who don't know thought this was the cover of the simplified version of Da Changjin. Liu Laoliu's rapid popularity is mainly because our place has been calm since the founding of the people's Republic of China. It has nothing to do with those oil producers, and East Turkistan doesn't come. The earthquake is a serious event in history. If we don't do something to divert the people's attention, I'm afraid the people will be panic. Moreover, the arrest of Liu Laoliu is also a rumor refutation, Liu Laoliu is now a dirt mine full of shit. If you can't die, you have to touch your shit.

After it was completely dark, the old men and women fanned the mosquitoes and went home to sleep. We slept very late every day. Qin Shihuang occupied the TV to shoot mushrooms. He vowed to pass the 8-1 Dragon Palace today. Jing Ke didn't like to listen to the radio these two days, because it was full of reports on earthquakes and repeated shock absorber knowledge.

Liu Bang and I also had two women playing mahjong. Liu Bang took a lot of money from the old lady to buy vegetables and proposed to play with blood. After playing for a while, when he had won enough, he began to light the steamed stuffed bun. Under the protest of Mr. Li, we simply played against the home. Liu Bang and steamed stuffed bun were together. This time, the boy was alone and could not win. Generally speaking, there were wins and losses for each other. I looked at the wall later and later, The heart also gradually relaxed. After Qin Shihuang cleared the pass, Li Shishi withdrew from the card game and went to bed.

The three of us then fought against the landlord. After playing a few, the steamed stuffed bun threw away the cards and left angrily. I was so happy that I praised Liu Bang - I went to bed so early because I didn't win a steamed stuffed bun. I'm most afraid that when steamed stuffed bun is present, Liu Laoliu calls me. Don't ask me what I'm doing. As long as I look downstairs at so many people, steamed stuffed bun will collapse. Steamed stuffed bun didn't support me to fight a group fight since the year before last.

When everyone went to bed, it was already more than 2 o'clock in the middle of the night. Now I began to worry that Liu Laoliu would not come. I smoked for a while. I was so sleepy that I fell on the table and was confused. In my dream, I heard Liu Laoliu's furtive voice calling me. Then I felt wet on my thigh. When I woke up, it was my saliva that fell off my leg. I was going to wash my face. It seemed that I really heard an intermittent voice calling me. I lay on the window and looked, Liu Laoliu looked around stealthily and shouted at me. Behind him and around him, there were 300 soldiers of the Song Dynasty!