V1.Chapter 43

I rode a straddle motorcycle, put my bike in the bucket, and the handlebar was supported outside, like a crooked handgun. When I was waiting for a red light, a three wheeled man came up from behind, pulled the handbrake and stopped next to me, looked at me and said, "brother, turn around at the intersection in front, and you won't run when you enter the third ring road."

I said, "I haven't heard. Aren't there any straddle buckets now?"

The tricycle master shook his head and said, "none of the three wheels in the third ring can run. Besides, your car should be scrapped - to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the victory of the Anti Japanese war?" He looked at the words engraved on my motorcycle bucket and said in surprise, "are you made in 55?"

I also found that the tricycle master kindly reminded me: "if you don't want to detour, don't you have a bike? Tie a rope, take the bike and pull the motorcycle away."

I said, "no one cares about five wheels?"

The master said, "it's rare. The traffic policeman who wants to drive 15 wheels has to salute you."

I thanked the master but didn't listen to him. Anyway, the car didn't have a license plate.

I parked my car at the street corner, then took off my bike and pushed it in. I saw that the mahjong hall opened. I went in and saw that uncle Zhao had a table with Liu Bang. I gave him the car key. Liu Bang followed me out of the door and smiled with glee. I asked him, "how much did you win?"

"I don't want to win their money today. Sprinkle some rice, or no one will play with me in the future."

I said, "what are you laughing at?"

Liu Bang laughed, "you're finished." Then he twisted his ass and ran in.

Wondering, I went into the pawnshop and saw that Mr. Li was concentrating on playing the computer. I quietly walked behind her and was surprised. She opened my D disk and was looking at the swimsuit beauty inside. I said behind her, "does it look good?" She gave a cry and hurriedly closed the page. Seeing that it was me, she blushed and asked, "Why are there my photos?"

This time it was my turn to be uncomfortable. Mr. Li bit his lips and said, "you are showing others..." I thought she would say "I'll die and show you" and so on. Who knows what she said is "... I'll take some pictures for you." My eyes became thinner and longer, and a flower crazy smile hung around my mouth. Mr. Li suddenly ran upstairs, giggled and said, "cousin, you're finished."

I was even more puzzled. When I came upstairs, I saw Jing Er silly standing at the entrance of the stairs. He saw me and didn't say anything. He smiled at me. People with missing strings in their heads all smiled at you. The scene was very strange. I began to feel the atmosphere terrible and wanted to ask a thick Taoist. Unexpectedly, Qin Shihuang had shouted to me while playing games: "Qiangzi, you're finished."

When I pinned my last hope on Xiang Yu on the sofa, he spread out two big hands of Pu ye to me and shook his head helplessly. I sat beside him and said, "brother Yu, do you still like vans?" Xiang Yu's eyes were bright. I asked him in a low voice, "what's the matter?"

Xiang Yu said sadly, "you really shouldn't forget what day it is today."

"Ah? What day is it today?" I scratched my head and said inexplicably.

At this time, the steamed stuffed bun came back with a big cake in his hand. He went upstairs, put down the cake and held the stairs to change his shoes. I hurried up. The steamed stuffed bun glanced at me and said, "come back?"

It's better for my steamed stuffed bun. I cursed me before I met. The steamed stuffed bun muttered discontentedly while changing shoes: "grandma, I have to buy the cake myself today for my birthday..." I said carelessly: "Oh, your birthday, tell me what day it is today first?" Then I knew I was wrong, deeply wrong

The steamed stuffed bun gently put a hand on the back of my head, and then pushed it hard against the wall. With a thud, my head suddenly sprung up. The steamed stuffed bun said viciously: "tell me honestly. Where did you go last night?"

My brother Xiaoqiang is easy to be with. I pestle my arm on her nose: "you smell, you smell."

Steamed stuffed bun sucked his nose and frowned at me. I said proudly, "is it bad? You said I'm like a skunk. Where can I go? I helped a friend move yesterday."

"Move at two o'clock in the middle of the night?"

"... yes, I won the lottery. I have to steal when I move."

"How much did you win?"

"Five dollars!"

Steamed stuffed bun knew I was joking with her, but he didn't doubt that I fooled around. He glanced at me with his eyes: "virtue!"

I put my arm around her and said in her ear, "if you don't believe it, let's try in the inner room and see how much your man can deliver."

Steamed stuffed bun saw that the whole family were peeping at our actions and pushed me away unnaturally. He couldn't say "dog." I smiled and tried to tease her, but I saw Liu Bang staggering upstairs. He said discontentedly, "bad luck." Asked him what happened, he said, "I didn't even lose 5 yuan in the afternoon. Now no one wants to sit with me except Lao Zhao."

The steamed stuffed bun said, "when everyone is ready, call out and eat the cake."

Considering the large number of people, Baozi bought a cake as big as a manhole cover. A group of us were stunned around it: what should we cut? The plastic knife in the box is just a decoration. Cut it with a kitchen knife. It's not good-looking, and the cake is like a Songhua egg. Everything runs away with the knife.

Two silly suddenly said, "my knife should be OK." Then he drew a picture according to the thickness of the cake and asked Qin Shihuang, "is my knife so long?" Qin Shihuang drew a certain distance from him, measured it according to the scene of that year, touched his chin and said, "almost."

I found the knife from the toolbox and washed it several times. It is said that it is highly toxic, but I don't believe that. The poisons more than 2000 years ago were bluffing. You see, there are so many poisoned people in those romance legends, but none of them died because of this.

Steamed stuffed bun cut the cake with a knife. When she returned the knife to Jing Ke, Jing Ke said, "take it and play. I want to use it and ask you again." It scared the fat man.

Liu Bang pointed to the largest piece and said, "I want this."

Xiang Yu didn't know why he finally broke out. He lifted Liu Bang up in the sky and angrily said, "do you have such a big appetite?" There is always an irreconcilable contradiction between the two people. No one looks down on who. Xiang Yu probably saw that I was tired of spending my birthday with steamed stuffed bun, which aroused his sadness. In addition, the world was robbed by Liu Bang, so he was extremely depressed. Moreover, these politicians pay attention to a lot when dividing things. If you dare to want the largest piece, you deserve to be mentioned in the sky.

Steamed stuffed buns thought they were playing. They didn't care about them at all. After handing out the cake, they said, "today is my birthday. I'm 26 years old. I'm very happy to have so many people celebrate me. Come and eat."

Li Shishi sipped the cake and said with a smile, "congratulations on your sister's 26th birthday."

Steamed stuffed bun Qi said, "Xiao Nan, why don't you call me cousin?"

Master Li said cunningly, "because I just want to remind my cousin that it's time to officially marry you." Qin Shihuang said: "just silk (yes), a 26-year-old woman, should have gone out long ago." Steamed stuffed bun first laughed, then suddenly touched his face and said, "do you think I'm old..."

Li Shishi suddenly said to me, "cousin, where's the birthday present you gave your sister?"

I was stunned. Even two fools gave a steamed stuffed bun and a knife. It's too unreasonable for a boyfriend to express anything. Liu Bang said timely on the roof, "although I'm not ready, I have the most heartfelt blessing for you..."

Shit, grab my lines.

I was embarrassed. Mr. Li pulled me and complained, "Why are you so stupid? Propose to your sister." Qin Shihuang nodded and smiled, "I'm hungry. I can do it." It's even the emperor's royal wedding.

Everyone was looking at me. Liu Bang shouted, "Qiangzi, stick to your ideas..." when Xiang Yu pinched him, Xiang Yu said loudly, "Xiaoqiang, you should!"

As soon as I saw that today was today, I simply said to the steamed stuffed bun, "if you don't think I have no room, no car, no deposit, and I'm an asshole - steamed stuffed bun, marry me."

Li Shishi was stunned for a while, and then took the lead in clapping. Steamed stuffed bun said a little shamefully in the applause: "this thing... I have to ask my father first."

As I said, the old accountant knew about us long ago. He just opened his mouth when I got engaged.

It's settled here.

I suddenly felt heavy on my shoulder: responsibility, obligation and Liu Bang - Xiang Yu threw him on my shoulder.

Mr. Li asked me, "cousin, do you have a sword at home?"

I was startled: "what? Your sister-in-law and I are married, not blood alliance."

"I don't have any gifts for you. Let's dance a sword dance right for everyone."

Where can I get her a sword? A few years ago, there was a knife.

Jing Ke's head is particularly smart today. He ran into the toilet and held up a leather chuaizi. Fortunately, this leather chuaizi has never been used and is still in a plastic bag.

Master Li took PI chuaizi and first came to an immortal to show him the way. After he showed his posture, he danced and sang: "once upon a time, there was a beautiful Gongsun. A sword moved everywhere, and the viewer was as depressed as the mountains..." Master Li has a strong figure Liu, and his movements are sharp. The main reason is his eyes, sometimes fierce and sometimes gentle. He dances very well with a wooden stick. It would be better if there were no leather bowl on the stick head

Because we had a belly of cakes for dinner, we only fried a few dishes and drank some wine. Looking at the weather outside, I suddenly became interested and said to the steamed stuffed bun, "go, I'll take you for a ride."

When the steamed stuffed bun saw my straddle motorcycle, she was stupid immediately. She asked me, "you said you helped people move yesterday, didn't you help the museum move?"

I picked her up and threw her into the bucket. I stepped on the motorcycle and ran to our bridge with black smoke. The steamed stuffed bun laughed wildly. It seemed that we had reached the age of stupidity and innocence in the process of watching the sunset.

When my back and the sunset were forming an oil painting, I suddenly received a text message. I took out the blue wow mobile phone to check. The steamed stuffed bun said in disgust, "I said if you could smoke less and change your mobile phone. The remote control is better than yours."

I ignored her. I saw that it was a strange number. The content of the message was: hadron, I forgot to tell you that you don't work for nothing for Tianting. You get a salary in a month. Specifically, I'll give you some small benefits and help you open your eyes. However, the day is not accurate. It's possible a few days early and a few days late - do you know who I am?

Liu Laoliu! Who else but him?

I'll be right back: is this your cell phone number? Can you get me a golden touch first?

Liu laoliuhui: don't count on it. I don't know how to turn earwax into copper at most. I sent it to you through my divination friend's phone - don't go back, I'll go.

When I called, a man over there said in a sullen voice, "who's early?"

I said, "where are you?"

"Iron collar, Ge ha?"

Liu Laoliu fled to the northeast. After I hung up the phone, my mood was quite agitated. It seems that the day is coming. I don't know what benefits the heaven will give me. I'll have powers soon!

Just then, I suddenly saw two dark shadows floating towards me quickly, and my body and legs didn't move. I was creepy. It seemed that my heavenly eyes had been opened. Later, I looked carefully. They were not two skateboarders.