At more than 9 o'clock the next day, I began to receive many inexplicable calls, and their purposes were also very consistent: I heard that I recruited 300 students at one time, and I hope I can "even" them.

It's July now, and the enrollment teams of universities and colleges have begun to move around. Many people don't understand the so-called "enrollment". In the late 1990s, the "self-study examination" began to be popular. Many regular universities set up self-study classes to recruit a wide range of students, mainly fresh students who have just participated in the college entrance examination, and most of the enrollment personnel are school chores, Later, it was gradually replaced by flexible students, and then gradually became a gold rush period for idle people in a specific period. Recruiting a student can get very generous kickbacks, mostly thousands, according to his major.

In other words, the current large enrollment families are local ruffians and hooligans of some small black forces. They use coercion to lure students. July and August is the peak of their career. There are demons dancing in the "Jianghu".

Needless to say, the news was revealed by mangzi, and I guess he would have devoted himself to education if he hadn't been busy.

It's almost a myth to accept 300 students at a time. It's not surprising that some people are jealous.

The first few phone calls were quite polite. I knew how to talk to people, had a relationship with me, and said that I knew president Hao. I also showed a polite attitude, saying that these 300 students were dug out by me from a rural area to revitalize China's martial arts, and the tuition fees were free.

The later ones didn't know whether they really had strength or whether the first few hung up and thought they were fooled and scared me. The main meanings of these people were as follows: first, I know where your surname Xiao lives and what you do; 2、 We don't want all the 300 people. We have to talk about face and make a living. We opened a mouth. You have to give us at least 150; 3、 We're going to fix this 150.

I will always answer such questions: if I have the ability to pull it myself, I will reward you 500 yuan.

What I said was true. As a result, it was misunderstood as provocation and challenge. They said angrily: where are you, Xiao?

I also have to tell them that I will pick up people at the railway station at 12 o'clock and find me there.

I arrived at the station at 11:45. This sign brought me a lot of embarrassment along the way. I was a thick line person. I didn't expect to block the words on the point with paper and plastic bags. When I went out of the door, I found that people looked at me with strange eyes. The sign was too big to block. I took a piece of paper half a person high with Liangshan hero's refrigerator, The edges were uneven, and the patrol almost stopped me several times.

When I got to the station, I stood outside the platform and waited. After 12:00, a large number of people came out. I quickly raised the paper over my head. The people who came out looked at me and covered their mouths and laughed. A middle-aged man who was also waiting for people around me didn't pay attention at first. Later, because I stood too close to me, I saw many people laughing at me, which was unnatural, I began to check whether my zipper was open, whether my hair was in disorder, and whether there was a runny nose on my face on the iron billboard. I really couldn't bear to say to him, "don't look at it, brother. I'm not laughing at you."

The middle-aged man smiled awkwardly and suddenly saw the sign in my hand. He couldn't help but be happy and said, "are you picking up people or doing performance art?"

I can only tell him that I organized a simulated Liangshan club with netizens from other places. Now there are all kinds of strange things on the Internet. The middle-aged people are not surprised and ask me, "who do you play?"

I said angrily, "Ximen senior official!"

The middle-aged man smiled: "good corner, are there Golden Lotus among the netizens?"

We talked nonsense like this. Later, we learned that the train from Hainan was 1 hour late. I stood foolishly holding the unlucky sign and waited for more than 40 minutes.

At about 1:00, the second batch of people came to a climax. With people snoring outside, I was a little nervous. After all, there were many famous characters among the 54 people. How can I say that in order to watch their stories on TV, I didn't miss going to the video game hall

The middle-aged man came to pick up his wife, also from Hainan. He was in a hurry. Now he hopes his wife will come out at last. He wants to see these 54 people more than I do.

As soon as the heroes went out, I recognized them immediately. The fat man in front was a rich man. He looked white and handsome. He was followed by Black Whirlwind Li Kui, one of the best brands in Liangshan. Because he had short hair, big black circle and beard, he was a little rude if he didn't raise his hands and feet, just like the director. Li Kui walked next to an apricot eyed girl with an MP3 stuck in her jeans. She hummed as she walked. It didn't look like they were together.

Then a tall man came out with an empty coke can in his hand. When he got out of the station, he pinched the can hard and tried to throw it according to a garbage can. At the same time, several old men and women lurking around the railway station ran here with red hoops on their arms. Before I could call him, he had already shot.

The jar was like a meteor and went into the trash can. I was just relieved, but it came out from the other end. When I blinked and sighed, the jar flew for a few seconds and went into the second trash can more than ten meters away from the first trash can.

I was stupid with the middle-aged man waiting for his wife. I didn't care about Lu Junyi. I grabbed the man's hand and said, "who are you?"

The man smiled: "it's good to say that there is no feather arrow, Zhang Qing."

Zhang Qing's name is often heard, but it doesn't seem to be the most famous.

The handsome fat man who was not young was Lu Junyi. He took my hand with a smile and said, "are you Xiaoqiang?" "Lu... Lu..." Lu Junyi said with a smile, "call your brother."

I put a hand on his shoulder, looked at the crowd behind me and asked, "where is my brother Lin Chong Lin?"

The apricot eyed beauty suddenly hugged me and said in the tone of bullying her little brother with her big sister: "I know they look down on our evil spirits, um -" she clamped me under her ribs, twisted my scalp with her fist, twisted a stumbling block and threw me there.

My head is burning. I can't underestimate this woman this time - she can't move even if she clamps me. Seeing this beautiful woman with high chest and thin waist, and a pair of beautiful almond eyes with thousands of prestige when talking and laughing, I feel itchy when I think of the dissatisfied guy of short legged Tiger Wang Ying crawling on her - the best mature girl!

At this time, a gentle man came out of the crowd, with a leopard head and eyes, pulled me up and said with a smile: "Sanniang likes to joke with people. Don't care." I put my arms around his shoulder and said with a cry, "brother Lin, you must teach me the Lin family gun."

I say this because I know that Hu Sanniang was planted in Lin Chong's hands.

The guy waiting with me exclaimed, "it's like, it's so like, it's like a real person's resurrection."

Except for these people, I didn't have time to ask who those people behind me were. These heroes carried their travel bags, went out of the platform or chatted, or looked around, but no one paid attention to me anymore, as if I were a small companion they paid for.

Damn it, I didn't expect them to "bow to me" or hold me affectionately and call me "brother Xiaoqiang" as soon as they saw me, but don't be so cold? Even the legendary enthusiastic Li Kui ignored me.

Lu Junyi introduced me to an elegant old man with glasses: "this is brother Wu Yong."

"Brother Wu Yong, how are your glasses?"

Wu used his glasses and said with a smile, "add up to fifteen."

At this time, a man with a layer of moisture on his face was doing chest expansion exercise and asked me, "you don't have a sea, do you?" Lu Junyi introduced me: "Zhang Shun is a white note in the waves. The two behind are Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu."

I have admired people who can swim since I was a child. You say that people are born on the ground and grow on the ground. How can they run and splash in the water - not dead?

When I was a teenager, I would concentrate on practicing water for a few days. I followed a large group of gangsters to our inner lake to play. My stomach was bulging after playing every day. Later, although I didn't learn to swim alone, none of them could drink beer.

Look at the blue and green complexion of Zhang Shun and Ruan brothers. They are almost catching up with amphibians. It is estimated that they can't live without water. They have to go to the swimming pool to get a monthly ticket.

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In the next two shifts a day, today's second shift will be in the early morning. After reading this chapter, wash and sleep first, and Xiaohua will enter the desperate mode tomorrow.