As soon as he had time, Du Xing took out his paper and pen to plan his brewing skills. Looking at his short body, huge head, intelligent wrinkles on his face and focused eyes, he looked like a scientific genius. At least a mathematician who knows why 1 plus 1 equals 2.
I deleted the spam messages and went straight to IKEA on my motorcycle. As soon as I got to the door, I saw the steamed stuffed bun holding Shi Ran's hand. I was very surprised why young women like holding hands so much when they go to the street. I was even more surprised why steamed stuffed bun likes holding Shi Li. Doesn't she know that the comparison is cruel?
The two women give full play to the four physiological bends of the human body, which is slightly exaggerated and logical. The gap created by the two women holding together can still be freely shuttled by a child. What is slightly different is that Li Shishi's curve is like an angry struggling earthworm, which is obvious and appealing to people Yu. Steamed stuffed buns, like a graceful arc across the sky, make people feel disappointed and sigh - they scream when they look at their face.
When the steamed stuffed bun saw me coming, he kicked me affectionately. Master Li covered his mouth and smiled.
IKEA is a world-famous household chain. It is a big deal to settle in one place. This time is no exception. IKEA monopolizes three floors of the 7-storey building in front of us. As soon as we go in, we see that there are three rows of all kinds of beds in the grand space. With a dressing table and table lamp, it looks like countless small bedrooms.
Steamed stuffed bun didn't know why she was excited when she saw the bed. She shouted and jumped into a sky blue double bed. She buried her face in the soft mattress like a fugitive who was shot. She moaned with pain and happiness. Mr. Li probably hadn't seen so many beds. She sat carefully beside the bag and bumped her body to try her elasticity. The steamed stuffed bun pulled her down on the bed, Li Shishi smiled and struggled to get out of the embrace of steamed stuffed bun. The two people were fighting like this, because they wore less in summer and leaked spring Guang in varying degrees, which attracted passing men to linger. However, one feature of shopping here is that they follow their wives around. When men hesitate, a pair of women's hands twist their ears and lead them away.
I coughed. The two stopped playing. The steamed stuffed bun patted next to me and said to me, "lie down, too."
Don't look at my thick skin. It's time-sharing. Now I'm a little embarrassed. There are so many people. But I can't bear to disobey the steamed stuffed bun. She accompanied me to sleep on the wooden bed in the pawn shop for two years. If her wish doesn't come true this time, it's too bad to be a man.
I lay beside her unnaturally and found that although the bed was very comfortable, it seemed not big enough, because I couldn't turn around. The straight tempered steamed stuffed bun immediately shouted, "will it be too crowded?"
At this time, the shopping guide blushed and said, "this is a standard double bed..."
The steamed stuffed bun said, "then why..."
I said quietly, "don't you think we have one more person?" I finally found the problem: I have steamed stuffed buns on my left and Li Shishi on my right. That's why Miss shopping guide blushed. And I didn't notice that she focused on the "double" of double beds.
In response, Mr. Li ran away with an "ah", and his face was as red as a monkey fart... Er, like a red apple. The steamed stuffed bun nerve was a little too big, and subconsciously said, "what are you running for?"
Steamed stuffed buns are great! Isn't she subconsciously opposed to the traditional culture of two women serving one husband?
That's a good feeling. I don't do anything. I feel very obscene when I lie down. Although obscenity is a derogatory word, you can't deny that men qualified for obscenity are very strong, right? Ah, the root of men's inferiority.
Until we were about to leave, the shopping guide looked at us with the eyes of guessing Mei and implicitly reminded us that there was not only a larger bed on the second floor, but also a bathtub for many people to take a bath
The second floor pays more attention to the overall collocation. Professional designers carefully piece together the living atmosphere of various effects for you, ranging from beds and bookcases to shoe racks and hooks. Steamed stuffed buns are easy to be interested in those small things. From time to time, they pick up an exquisite shoe rack and ask me for my opinions, or point to a bedside lamp and say, "how about putting it by our bed?"
She still designs her life with the pawnshop as the blueprint, and this also limits her choice to a great extent. For example, she likes a vertical cabinet, measures it with her feet, and then walks away: "it's too big in our bedroom."
I seldom speak with my hands behind my back, but I'm not idle. The space matched with these is too small. If I want to fill a 2 million house, it's obviously impossible to choose one by one. Or do I hire a professional designer? Don't worry about anything else at that time. I'll get 10000 yuan for a bookcase as tall as Xiang Yu and 5000 yuan for pirated books. Anyway, people have to feel that once they go in, they have lived here. It's best to buy some books in foreign languages without translators. When they come back from outside, they don't wash their hands and touch the books first. Who dares to underestimate me when they touch all those books with black hand prints?
I was full of these messy ideas. Steamed stuffed buns and Li Shishi suddenly stopped in front. A children's paradise covering an area of more than 10 square meters attracted them. Li Shishi held the paradise railing only to her waist and looked with interest at the dry swimming pool made of small slides, wooden horses and plastic balls
The steamed stuffed bun said, "look how fun it is. Hey - if we want money, we can get one. It's OK to be a decoration!"
I said, "if you like, just buy it. Do you say it's upstairs or downstairs?"
Steamed stuffed bun: "your head is kicked by a donkey? How can you do business on the first floor? Where else can you put it on the second floor? You'll sleep on the slide then!"
We're not talking about a place at all!
The steamed stuffed bun strolled forward, picked a pot and picked a lot of deodorizing dried flowers. It seems that she has made another mistake, that is, no matter where she goes, she always has to buy some gadgets, or she feels empty.
I caught up with her: "didn't you say to look at the furniture?"
The steamed stuffed bun said, "don't worry. I suddenly remembered that our pot seemed to leak. What water should we take to our relatives and friends to drink on our wedding day? Moreover, there were so many people that day. Would it be better to sprinkle some dried flowers in the toilet?"
How did you say her head was long? The woman's mind is as vast and unpredictable as the universe!
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