V1.Chapter 64

Steamed stuffed bun nodded and whispered in my ear while pretending to be tender, but what she said was: "you should dare to take a bath with them. Be careful!" Then he stood up and said goodbye to the heroes. When he left, he stared at me again. I hurriedly said, "I'll be careful."

After the steamed stuffed bun left, Hu Sanniang pinched my neck and asked, "what did she tell you?"

I said bitterly, "she told me to stay away from you."

Hu Sanniang knew I was in huqin. She pressed her arm on my shoulder and said to Lin Chong, "Hey, did you find that the girl is like my second sister." Everyone nodded and smiled.

I knew she might be talking about sun erniang. I couldn't help asking, "does the second sister look like her? No wonder my brother Zhang Qing can't have the correct outlook on life and values. He is so abnormal that he leaves the meat fork and bakes." Then I said with a smile, "so you're only 24 years old. Your brother Xiaoqiang, I'm 27 this year..."

Hu Sanniang punched me a bag: "didn't I tell you that I'm 900 years old this year. Your ancestors of more than a dozen generations in the Xiao family may have drunk with me." She glanced and suddenly pointed to the master scholar Xiao rang and said, "that may be your ancestor. Knock one quickly." Xiao rang was really rude. He moved a stool and sat over and said, "maybe it's true. Does your family have a genealogy?" This scholar has a bad heart!

I said, "I heard from my grandfather that his father didn't have a surname of Xiao, but changed his surname after his stepfather."

Hu Sanniang said, "what's your last name? I'll find it for you. I have to let you recognize your ancestors today."

This is the advantage of a large number of people. These more than 50 people have almost all their surnames. Looking at their eager appearance, they really want to recognize me, a cheap thirteen generation grandson. I said, "from me, I can see that our ancestors must be law-abiding and good people. Maybe they are after scholarly families and officials. They must have nothing to do with your brothers."

The heroes laughed and said: if you want to do this after the official door, we will also create Maoism.

Only Lin Chong's face was indecisive, which seemed to remind him of his sadness.

I quickly cut off the topic and said, "brother Lin Chong, I made great progress in the shooting skills you taught me last time."

Lin Chong was really in a good mood: "Oh, really?" Then he put a bottle of unopened beer in front of me and looked around. I asked him what he was looking for. He said, "I'll find a stick for you. If you can break it, I'll teach you something else."

Hearing what he said, several people nearby also helped to find it. Xiao rang asked, "how long does it take?"

Lin Chong said, "chopsticks are so long."

Then Xiao rang picked up a straw from the ground and gave it to me

Lin Chong said with a smile, "if he wants to be able to break the wine bottle with this, I worship him as a teacher!"

Zhang Qing had been playing with a pistachio in his hand. At this time, he suddenly bounced his thumb. The little thing came with an oblique line and was hitting the mouth of the bottle of beer. With a bang, the lid of the wine bottle was lifted off, the beer stood there, the grain silk did not move, and only a few wisps of air came out of the bottle mouth. Zhang Qing said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, this is easier to learn than the Lin family gun."

My eyes are bright. I want to learn this skill. I'll buy a bottle of beer in the future. It's OK to participate in the live TV broadcast! I took Zhang Qing's hand and said, "my brother taught me!"

Zhang Qing said, "this is simple. You just need to see a goal. Lock it with your mind and Qi. You should master the strength yourself. With more experience, you will become familiar." Zhang Qing stuffed a pistachio into my hand, pointed to the distance and said, "do as I say, you can do it. Lock it with your mind first!"

I looked around for a long time before I said blankly, "what's locked?"

"That wine bottle. You just have to knock it down."

I followed his hand and saw that he was talking about Li Kui. There was an empty bottle on their table.

"Is it locked?" Asked Zhang Qing.

"Locked!" I'm nervous. I'm going to practice the magic power of snapping my fingers. In the future, put melon seeds at the head of the bed and go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, so I don't have to go that way in the dark!

"Play!"

With Zhang Qing's order, my white fingers suddenly bounced

The bottle didn't move. I was prepared. The magic thing was that the pistachios didn't know where they were. It took a second or two to hear someone scold on the dance floor thousands of miles away from us: "shit. Who threw me the pistachios?"

Zhang Qing patted me on the shoulder and said, "although the accuracy is poor, the strength is not bad."

I said shyly, "I practiced playing cigarette butts."

At this time, it was very late, and 80% of the guests in the bar dispersed. Most of the rest are small lovers who snuggle together and talk. The music has also eased a lot. The heroes drank seven or eight points and yawned at the urging of the music. Hu Sanniang stood up and stretched a big waist. The two jade rabbits in front of her chest almost broke their clothes, showing a slim grip on his waist. Now I think Wang Ying's death is really his luck, At least I didn't lose the reputation of a hero, or I would have to die in this woman's belly sooner or later. Hu Sanniang didn't know that I was full of dirty ideas and asked me carelessly, "how do you sleep tonight?"

Dai Zong stood up and hugged his fist and said, "brothers, I'm going back. I recognize the bed." After that, he hit a horse on his leg, started his divine practice and rushed out of the bar. Several waiters were surprised. Then I said that they didn't intend to catch up with me when I checked out.

Now it's definitely impossible for these 50 people to take a taxi back. First, there aren't so many cars. Second, even if there are, drivers don't dare to run so far. There are eight large boxes upstairs, four sofas in a circle, two in each of the five small boxes, and two in the manager's room. Everyone can just sleep enough with one more person. It's 18000 to invite the heroes to drink today. I don't have so much cash. I'm trying to find a way. Chen Kejiao called and just let her settle it. Anyway, the money will be returned to my pocket at the end of the month, Just paid a little service fee.

After these messy things, I found the opportunity to talk to Chen Kejiao alone. Of course, the first thing was to ask her for Liu Xuan's phone number.

Chen Kejiao said alertly, "what do you want him to do on the phone? Who are those people going to the bar today?"

I said lazily, "since you have an insider, you can't just know that many people have come - don't you know that Zhu GUI was stabbed?"

Chen Kejiao said calmly, "I just wanted to tell you about it. Let your two friends quit and pay for them. Let them talk."

I said, "this time it's not a matter of money, the problem is no money..."

"Huh?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, I slipped my tongue before - this time, money can't solve it. My two friends have a complex background. You can't explain it to you if you don't read fantasy novels."

Chen Kejiao smiled with some contempt: "isn't it just a little small force? It's OK to call more than 50 people in such a short time, but Liu Xuan is not the same level as you. You'd better not think of touching him. I'm for your good, really."

I was a little anxious and said, "I didn't want to move him. I wanted to save him!"

Chen Kejiao said with a consistently high voice: "just you? Your friend doesn't seem to have hurt much, can 200000?"

I said with envy, "200000, why didn't They stab me? You're admitting that it's Liu Xuan?"

"I'm not sure. I don't want to get into trouble if it's not him. You haven't told me that your friend's wealth is not clean."

"It's not just unclean. It has a history of blood and tears - tell me Liu Xuandi's phone. It's too late. Maybe someone has been lying on their window."

Chen Kejiao quickly said a number and said coldly, "since you want to solve it by yourself, I can't help it. Since the contract has been signed, I don't intend to break the contract. I hope this year will pass as soon as possible - Mr. Xiao, it's not pleasant to cooperate with you!" Then she hung up my phone.

Shit, you can change your posture if you're unhappy! I lied to me to pick up this mess. I haven't settled with you yet.

I dialed swearing. As soon as it rang, someone picked it up. An owl like voice asked, "who the fuck calls so late?"

I said angrily, "aren't you still awake when you call so late? Are you Liu Xuan?"

The boy was stunned. He was probably shocked. He spoke slowly and said, "who are you?"

"My name is Xiao Qiang. Did you do the inverse time bar today?"

Liu Xuan hesitated to know who I was: "Hey, I'm looking for you. Where are you, Xiao?"

I said sincerely, "I really can't tell you where I am. I'm not afraid you'll come to me. I'm afraid you can't go back. You really did today?"

"Get out of the way, let your friends go to me. You and Chen Ke Jiao I don't care. This bar has the final say."

"... can you pay attention to your quality? I won't quarrel with you. I sincerely advise you to pack up and leave here immediately and come back in a year. It's best for you to take your whole family to Daxinganling and hide for a while."

Liu Xuan said, "shit. I have to copy you." It seems that he took my words as a threat.

"Sorry, I didn't make it clear. You really offended people you shouldn't offend. You grew up listening to their names, but I can't tell you..."

"You said Ray four?"

"Who is Lei Laosi?"

Liu Xuan heard that I didn't even know Lei Laosi, and became rampant: "even if Lei Laosi has to give me some face, what are you, I'll be fat with you. You move me!"

It seems that my brother Xiaoqiang is really out of date without asking about the Jianghu for many years. I haven't heard of Lei Laosi at all. Look at this meaning, except that Lei Laosi, surnamed Liu, is not afraid of anyone. He is not the same thing as those who recruit students. He probably has a gangster background. It can't be said today.

I said, "that's it first. Later, I'll explain to you slowly. Oh, by the way, have you seen the one armed knife?"

Liu Xuan was stunned by my jump and said involuntarily, "No."

"Go and have a look. It will be good for you."

It's hard to deal with this. The other party is something that oil and salt can't enter. I don't know what's good about this broken bar. It's worth not even taking your arms.

I stood in the corridor for a while and found that the heroes were asleep. Where am I sleeping?

When I opened a box door, there were big men in all directions. Snoring can lift me out. According to my arrangement, I can sleep 52 people. Du Xing, Dai Zong and Shiqian are not here. I should be just fine.

I just pushed the door and searched half the room. Hu Sanniang went to her room after going to the bathroom. She was still wearing jeans and looked up. I almost went into shock. She only wore a shirt without buttons, and the inside was empty without a bra. When she saw me in the corridor, she just casually held the middle of the shirt with her hand and walked along, the upper and lower hemispheres of her chest were smooth, and the glittering waist was completely exposed by the breeze.

She was a little sleepy. Seeing that I was uncomfortable, he stood in front of me, looked at me with his head tilted, suddenly poked my chin with his index finger, teased me maliciously and said, "do you want to go in with me?" Her hair is tied up from time to time. Now it is scattered on the shoulders, flowing in waves, and a few strands fall into the wide earth shirt, which makes people itch. Waves, there are waves and waves!

But I can't believe what she said. I know she likes to play with people. It doesn't matter. Many things are fake and come true, but the problem is that I also know that this woman's hands are too dark. It's not good to make me a eunuch.

She saw me hesitating and disappointed and said, "forget it. I'll fork the door if you don't come."

I didn't think. Did she need a fork?

My mind is full of what Jianghu children meet and smile, what door is for you, how to open it, and I have a misunderstanding about women in the Song Dynasty, that is, I think as long as they are beautiful women, they can't stand loneliness. Look at Yan Poxi, look at Pan Jinlian. Look at Pan Qiaoyun... Hu Sanniang is a young wife. Now give me a vague invitation. How can you keep me from boiling animal blood?

also. I remember now. At the beginning, when I arranged people, I forgot that there was a woman. In other words, according to the original arrangement, I should also have a house with Hu Sanniang.

Hu Sanniang looked back at me coquettishly when she entered the door, then closed the door slowly, and I stamped my foot: "... Then I'll make do with it for the night."

That night, I entered Hu Sanniang's room, and soon began to gasp violently. My body kept undulating up and down, and the sweat rolled down. I gasped and said: "... Third... Third sister, I really can't do it." Hu Sanniang Mei said, "no, I want to..."

"... really... No... Hoo Hoo..."

"Are you a man? Get up and continue!"

It was not until dawn that Hu Sanniang sat in bed and said, "only 200 push ups a night, dare to cheat, and want to learn kung fu, huh?"

I beat regretfully and said, "I really just want to make do with a night's sleep."

Hu Sanniang threw a pillow on my head: "I just want to sleep all night and don't want to be responsible, huh?" As soon as she shook her hair, she inadvertently revealed her fine clavicle and deep cleavage, but this time I didn't have any crooked thoughts. After 200 push ups, my limbs can no longer cooperate with me in any exercise.

When Hu Sanniang kicked me out of the room, she said that if she knew I was sorry for steamed stuffed bun, she would confiscate an organ from me. Now women don't know how to be implicit. You see how good girls were in the past, they always blush and say "you're bad and you're bad". If it wasn't "no longer take care of you" - Hu Sanniang had to be a woman in the past?

Oh, by the way, she's a bandit. It's different. I'll treat her as my sister!

I just walked through two rooms shakily. As soon as the box door opened, Shun Shun and Ruan Xiaoer Ruan Xiaowu came out. They greeted me refreshed: "Xiaoqiang got up so early? Let's go swimming now?"

I stumbled and hit my head against the wall. Swimming? I did push ups all night. Now go swimming?

Zhang Shun led the way in front. Brother Ruan walked out of the door with me like a wind. After I rushed, I looked firm like a loyal minister dragged out of the hall. I struggled to point to a breakfast stall and shouted, "let me eat a fried dough stick at last..."

Three of them are also hungry. Four of us ate 20 fried dough sticks, and each of them ate three. This is the first time that I am longer than Liangshan heroes in some aspects. After the old man brought me soybean milk, I really wanted to drown in a bowl.

Today is Sunday. There were a lot of people in the swimming pool early in the morning. I led the three of them to buy swimsuits and swimming caps at the gate of the swimming pool and bought myself more pairs of diving glasses.

They seem to have smelled water at the ticket office. I began to get excited. In the dressing room, as the host, I wanted to remind them of something, but after working for a long time, I couldn't remember what to say. Finally, I reminded myself: don't go to the deep pool!

When we walked into the swimming pool and looked at the blue, calm water like a mirror, they didn't jump into the water cheering as I thought. Ruan Xiaoer subconsciously put his hand in front of the shame and said awkwardly, "Why are there women?"

I saw several women of different ages swimming in the swimming pool. One of them was in great shape, wearing a black swimsuit and wearing it around in the deep-water pool, like a mermaid. Unfortunately, he couldn't see his face clearly.

I saw three people hesitated and sneered, "you've been here for a long time. Don't tell me you haven't seen a naked woman."

Ruan Xiaoer said shamefully, "it's really the first time to see..."

"Hey, travel everywhere. What do you care about them?"

Zhang Shun was cruel, ran up and dived into the water. At the moment of entering the water, he finally shouted excitedly. The Ruan brothers followed. As soon as I got to the side of the pool, I saw that the three people had swam to the other side. After folding back, Zhang Shun stood steadily in the water, wiped his face and said, "Xiaoqiang. Why don't you come down?"

I said, "I can't swim?"

Zhang Shun sucked the air conditioner and said to Ruan Xiaoer who had just risen: "Xiaoqiang said he couldn't swim."

Ruan Xiaoer: "ah? There are people who can't swim?"

I said angrily, "can't Li Kui swim?"

Zhang Shunyi lifted up the water and laughed and scolded, "do you mean I go up to compare land Kung Fu with you?"

With a crash, Ruan Xiaowu came out of the water and said, "the water is too soft, and there are no fish in the water." He sank again.

Zhang Shun lifted the water again: "come down to play, you can't spend money on tickets for nothing?"

I said, "it's better to spend money on tickets than to drown." I saw that Zhang Shun meant to pull me into the water. He trotted away and hid in the diving pool. My nose and mouth were full of water. When I felt I couldn't hold it, I went to the next stop. The water just passed my knee.

But when there were many people, I felt bored. Several children were holding plastic ducks and planing around at my feet. Adults on the shore watched their children play and play by themselves - they all watched me happy. I climbed out and sat down beside the deep-water pool. Zhang Shun said a few words to me in the water. Suddenly, he sank. It turned out that Ruan Xiaoer pulled his feet down from below.

The lifeguard who just went to work didn't care. A whistle sounded as a warning. But the two men didn't come out after nearly 40 seconds, and the lifeguard panicked. He ran to me and looked nervously into the water. I rowed the water with my feet and said to him, "don't worry, those two are amphibians. Fish living on the shore can stay in the water until you get your salary next month."

Standing on the shore, you can vaguely see Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer circling and tearing like two dragons in the water, stirring up dark waves in the surrounding water from time to time. Ruan Xiaowu's Kung Fu in treading on the water is really unique. Almost half of his body can reach out of the water, just like I was standing in a shallow pool just now. In time, he can step on it as a whole. It may be that he has no trace in treading on the water in the legend.

I asked Ruan Xiaowu to call the two up. Ruan Xiaowu tossed a few steps and walked from the water to the shore like taking stairs. He said, "no matter, if you want to go by yourself, I'll go to the bathroom."

Xiao Wu is really kind. I know it won't be solved in the pool.

The lifeguard was completely mentally disabled. He stood in front of me with his mouth open. Many people passing by us said, "who is this statue?" For a long time, the lifeguard said, "are you sure those two dolphins are not the dolphins you brought?"

At this time, a figure sat next to me silently. I turned around and saw that it was the black Mermaid with excellent figure. Now I can finally see her face clearly. It was a flawless melon seed face. Her two big eyes were almost as big as her mouth, her eyelashes were very long, and there were beads of water. Her short hair was spiritually gathered behind her head. She was about eighteen or nine years old, What an amazing little beauty.

Now I have the same expression as the lifeguard just now. When she saw me looking at her, she smiled politely at me: "Hello, my name is Ni Siyu."

I waved to her like a fool: "Hi - my name is Xiaoqiang."

But Ni Siyu obviously didn't care what my name was. She stared at Zhang Shun and Ruan Xiaoer playing at the bottom of the water and said, "what's the relationship between those two people and you?"

Frustration and vanity coexisted, and I said without thinking, "those are the two useless firewood I taught."

Ni Siyu's eyes lit up: "really?"

I turned my head to show disdain to answer, but I immediately turned around: I can't bear Ni Siyu's perfect facial features.

"Can you tell me how you taught them?"

I laughed with self satisfaction and said viciously, "it's very simple. If you can't swim fast, it's a whip. If you can't hold your head, it's a whip."

Ni Siyu smiled faintly. It seems that she is not as easy to cheat as she showed. There are some vicissitudes in her smile, which is far from what girls at this age can have.

She suddenly reached out her catkin and grabbed my hand - how soft!

But does it develop so fast? Besides, is she a little small——

Then she said a terrible sentence: "let's go down and pull them apart."

Then she couldn't help but pull me into the water.

I cried out, "I won't --"

I didn't finish shouting because my mouth was full of water.