V1.Chapter 71

I got into the car reluctantly. Xiang Yu sat beside me and watched my operation. He muttered to himself along with my actions: "ignition, pull the handbrake, step on the clutch, shift..."

I drove the car to the gate of the primary school. The students had finished school. The gate was locked. The old guard was drinking tea in the reception room. I shouted, "Sir, open the door. Can we practice driving?" The old man didn't even look at us. He shook his hand and continued to suck his water.

Xiang Yu said bluntly, "I'll kick the door open."

I hurriedly pressed him and said, "do you want to come in the future?" He just gave up.

I took out two boxes of Zhonghua from the paper box in the car, walked into the reception room and put them in front of the old man. I thought an old man watching the gate must be very excited when he saw the red Zhonghua cigarette. Unexpectedly, the old man was very calm. He slowly took down the cigarette, chatted with me, lit one and took a sip. Then he stood up and opened the door with the key, Finally, when I had to get on the bus, he patted me on the shoulder and said, "young man, you can come in the future - this Chinese cigarette is really true!" I knew that he had been fooling him when I took two packs of fake cigarettes.

I drove the car to the playground, turned off the fire and said to Xiang Yu, "come on, don't you already know how to start?"

Xiang Yu moved to the driver's seat and was stunned for a while. He asked me, "what's the first step?" I put my head on the glass and said sadly, "light up!"

"Oh..." he just went to turn the key. In fact, it's not his fault. Many people are like this. They are good at theory. They are stupid as soon as they get on the bus. After all, Xiang Yu was a man more than 2000 years ago.

He caught fire. I looked for the clutch with my head down, stepped on it and knew to shift into gear. Then as soon as I gave the oil, the car stalled

"Brother Yu, shall we put down the handbrake first?"

"Oh..." he twisted the car, put down the handbrake and stepped on the clutch. Then give the oil and turn off the car

"The clutch should be released slowly and the oil will be supplied when the car moves."

"Oh..." Xiang Yu sweated on his forehead and began to beat the drum in a hurry.

Half an hour later, where was the car and where is it now? Xiang Yu's performance in learning to drive is not good. I didn't intend to teach him well. But people are strange. They want to teach a stupid apprentice.

I drove Xiang Yu to the co pilot and asked him, "can you ride a horse?"

Xiang Yu wiped his sweat and said, "it's much more difficult than riding a horse. I can ride a horse at the age of 4."

"Well, now you think you're riding a horse. To light a fire is to saddle the horse, which means you're going to ride it; to put on the handbrake is to untie the reins; to step on the clutch. You're on the horse's back; to shift gear is to knock the horse's stomach; then to put on the clutch and give oil, you whipped it - isn't it running?"

Xiang Yu said in surprise, "I didn't expect you to ride a horse."

"I haven't even ridden a donkey. Didn't you force it?"

Facts show that Xiang Yu's IQ is still very high. A person who can be invincible in the world after learning kung fu for a few days, in addition to the so-called root bone, his comprehension is very strong - he can't be treated as two fools.

Xiang Yu's action this time was smooth. But what he said was: "set the saddle, untie the reins, get on the horse's back, knock the horse's stomach, and give a whip..."

The van moved. Xiang Yu stepped on the accelerator excitedly, and the car ran faster and faster. But now it was in the first gear. After the accelerator died, the car was also shouting. Xiang Yu grabbed the steering wheel and laughed. It was a bit arrogant and arrogant. The overlord of Western Chu found the feeling of galloping on the battlefield again.

Once the car runs, it will be regarded as overcoming the most difficult level. I was relieved to see that there was a turning ahead. Tell him, "turn the steering wheel."

It was a sharp left turn, but Xiang Yu tried his best to turn to the right. The car was about to hit the wall. I shouted, "the direction is opposite!" Xiang Yu was still turning right. I shouted, "step on the brake! Step on the brake!" Xiang Yu said in a daze, "ah? Where is the brake?"

holy crap The first time he saw me driving, he knew the difference between accelerator and brake. Now he even asks me again.

Just two seconds before the car hit the wall, I was in a hurry and shouted, "circuitous -!"

Xiang Yu subconsciously stepped on the brake

I patted my jumping heart for a long time and said, "brother Yu, you can't even tell the left from the right?"

Xiang Yu also turned the steering wheel in wonder and said, "why is the direction opposite to the ground? When riding, I want it to turn to the left, of course, to the right?"

Alas, I was thoughtless and almost fell into eternal regret. Fortunately, I asked him to rein in. Instead of pulling down the steering wheel, he stepped on the brake.

After getting familiar with it for a while, Xiang Yu can already run around in the first gear. I looked at my watch and said, "brother Yu, let's stop here today. I have something else to do."

Xiang Yu was farting and said casually, "you go first and I'll go back later."

"I'm afraid... I can't..." I said timidly and asked him to drive back. Why don't people die like Grand Theft Auto?

Xiang Yu stopped the car and said impatiently, "if you want to go, do you still believe in my riding?"

Of course I can't believe it. How can I rest assured of a person who hasn't even learned to shift to second gear and reverse? But I saw that he meant to give me a push. He hurried out of the car and said, "when you go back, drive slowly and stop downstairs to shout steamed stuffed buns."

Xiang Yu suddenly said, "do you want me to drive you?" I shook my head like a rattle.

Xiang Yu ignored me again, slammed into the door, hung a gear and walked away.

I walked back with a sad face and rode my motorcycle to the bar. Now it's a little past 9 o'clock. Before the peak, Zhu GUI and none of them are here. Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu have woke up and dare not come out in the manager's room. The girls wearing miniskirts with cleavage exposed scared them and feel that they violated military discipline at a glance, I asked sun Sixin to lead them to a corner to adapt slowly, and then asked Xiao Sun Zhugui where they had gone. Sun Sixin said: "they have come. Manager Zhu is talking to them."

I went upstairs to the box area. Sun Sixin shouted behind me, "brother Qiang, they are not in the box."

"Where is that?"

"Behind the bar."

As soon as I heard it, I felt fluffy. Behind the bar, facing the back of the nearby residential building, there was a small dead end, except for migrant workers who occasionally went in to pee. It's definitely a place where people rarely go. In other words, it's also a good place to kill people.

I hurried out. Sun Sixin shouted, "brother Qiang..."

I stopped to look at him.

"There are more than 20 screwdrivers. Only manager Zhu has gone out with his two friends. Do you call all the big brothers on that day..."

I cried, "that's even worse." The screwdriver wants to come alone, Zhu GUI. They may still take him as a character. Now he leads so many people to demonstrate. Eight achievements must start. I walked to the door and remembered something. I turned back and said to sun Sixin, "you will be the second deputy manager here in the future. You have to worry about the bar."

Xiao Sun seems to have a little mood swings, but he controls it well. He nodded hard at me, smiled and said, "don't worry, brother Qiang."

I ran to the entrance of the small alley at the back of the bar and saw Zhang Qing and Yang Zhi standing there chatting with their arms. Looking inside the alley again, I was so angry that my soul flew: Zhu GUI squatted on the ground with his head in his arms. He is being beaten up by more than a dozen rotten boys, and there are several small gangsters standing outside, including yellow hair.

I didn't care about anything else. I had to rush in when I was looking for guys. Zhang Qing pulled me aside and said, "Zhu GUI said he wanted to deal with it alone."

I came to see Zhu GUI quietly. This time I was angry and laughing. This guy really deserves the nickname of "dry land suddenly law". The skin is rough and fleshy. I saw him put his arm on his head to block his fists and feet. It doesn't hurt or itch. He glanced up and talked. He said, "everyone is hard. Ask, who is the boss?" Then he saw me. He also took time to say hello to me: "Xiaoqiang is coming?"

I was relieved. "You are busy," he said with a smile

The little ruffians felt insulted and increased their boxing and greeting. At this time, a man pushed aside the crowd, held a screwdriver in his hand, stabbed Zhu GUI's back, and scolded, "I make you poor!" My heart tugged: no matter how tough people are, they can't stand it.

Zhu Guihu rolled away and looked at the humanitarian: "are you a screwdriver?"

Screwdriver: "I am!"

Zhu GUI said "Hey" and grabbed the screwdriver's hair. This hand pulled down and the other hand clenched into a fist. There was a sky cannon in front of him.

The ruffians thought it was a counseling bag. No one expected him to be so cruel and fast when he was paralyzed. A lot of screwdriver hair was pulled out, blood beads exuded and flowers bloomed on his face.

A ruffian pulled out a steel pipe and tried his best to smash it into Zhu GUI's thigh. Zhu GUI dodged lightly, kicked him hard on the thigh of the screwdriver, and then pulled him into a corner. The ruffians reacted. They gathered around and beat Zhu GUI again. Each punch hit him, he made up a punch for the screwdriver, kicked him, he ignored the person who kicked him, and kicked him back to the screwdriver, Zhu GUI pressed the screwdriver hard and couldn't earn it at all. At this time, Huang Mao untied the chain around his waist and pulled a chain on the wound on Zhu GUI's ass. Zhu GUI bared his teeth in pain. Without saying a word, he grabbed the screwdriver that fell on the ground and stabbed it into the ass of the screwdriver, and then put a big foot on the wound. The screwdriver screamed in pain.

Zhu GUI's nose saw blood, but he didn't care. He pedaled a screwdriver and said with a sneer, "I'll hit you as much as your men hit me!"

At this time, a rotten boy pulled out an egg and just managed it thick and thin. He tried his best to shine on Zhu GUI's back. Zhu GUI was a little slow and didn't hide. He was hit with a hum and his chest voice came out, but after all, he was strong and didn't fall down. Zhu GUI turned the rotten boy with an elbow, grabbed his steel pipe, jumped high and gave the screwdriver a steel pipe. Just listen to the click, It seems to be the sound of something breaking. Zhu GUI wiped his blood and said with a ferocious smile, "it's fair enough. Even his strength is the same."

I threw my cigarette butts on the ground and stamped them out. I said to Zhang Qing, "shouldn't I take care of it?"

Zhang Qing said, "it's all right. It's almost over."

The screwdriver was dying and said, "don't... don't fight..."

Zhu GUI said, "I didn't hit you. You were hit by your own people."

At this time, most of the ruffians had been shocked and stopped. As a result, a little gangster confiscated his hand for a moment and pulled a mouth on Zhu GUI's face. Then he looked at the people who had retreated around him in amazement. Zhu GUI didn't touch him. He smiled at him. His mouth was full of blood foam. He picked up the screwdriver and swung it round, which was a super slap. After a loud noise, the screwdriver crackled and spit out his teeth and blood. Zhu GUI put him on his chest, pointed to the little gangster and said, "look, he slapped you. I'm not to blame."

The screwdriver was angry and stuffy. I didn't want to slap the little gangster on his face. He stunned the little gangster for a long time, and suddenly ran away with a cry.

Yang Zhi chuckled and said, "Zhu GUI is such a bad move."

Zhu GUI walked around the field with a soft screwdriver. Every time he came to a ruffian, he put his face on it and said provocatively, "come on, fight, I'll fight back. I'm your grandson!" The screwdriver shouted hysterically, "don't fight. Don't fight!"

When I saw this, I didn't know whether to be happy or cold. At this time, I really understood the meaning of the nickname "dryland suddenly law": you see, Zhu GUI usually smiles, but at this time, he is really cruel and bloodthirsty than crocodiles.

At this time. A man outside the gang of ruffians estimated that his psychological endurance had reached the limit. He took out a small machete from his collar that had not been used for a long time, and rushed up according to Zhu GUI. Zhu GUI didn't even look at him, stood there with his stomach, and gently said in the screwdriver's ear, "where he cuts me, where I cut you!"

The screwdriver was scared to death. I don't know where it came from. Grabbed the stick in the hand of a man next to him and stood in front of Zhu GUI. The gangster probably had the determination to die, so he rushed up with his eyes closed. He didn't see that the person in front had changed, and he didn't know how to dodge. He was knocked down on the ground with a stick of a screwdriver. The screwdriver pointed at him and scolded fiercely: "you bastard. It's clear that he wants to kill me as the boss." Then he hurried back to apologize to Zhu GUI.

Zhu GUI kicked the screwdriver over. Said: "such a boss, are you still willing to follow?"

A gangster threw the steel pipe on the ground. Glancing at the screwdriver, he quietly asked Zhu GUI, "can we go?"

Zhang Qing said slowly at this time: "I thought my brother really beat for nothing? Everyone should leave something." Yang Zhi pulled him and said, "forget it, these people are much more sensible than Niu Er."

Zhang Qing shook his head helplessly and said to those people, "go away."

A bunch of ruffians fled like an amnesty, leaving only yellow hair. He said to Zhu GUI with worship on his face, "brother, I'll hang out with you in the future."

Zhu GUI waved impatiently: "mix a hair and pick the scrap iron on your head. Be a good person and roll." Huang Mao had to leave disappointed.

Zhu GUI put his foot on the head of the screwdriver. The screwdriver shouted in horror, "brother, don't you hit me?" He was stabbed in the ass, and there were probably less than five teeth left in his mouth. It was all a small thing. The bone on his shoulder was broken by Zhu GUI, and he was soft on the ground like a half dead toad.

"If you don't, you can tell me where Liu Xuan is?"

"I don't know Liu..."

Before he finished, Zhu GUI stamped on his face, and the blood spat out. Yang Zhi shook his head and walked closer and said, "let me kill him. I can't bear it." I was busy holding him, and finally Yang Zhi went back with a sigh.

Zhang Qing said: "brother Yang Zhi is soft hearted..."

Zhu GUI stepped on the screwdriver, flashing a fierce light in his eyes and jumping words from his throat: "don't say you don't know Liu, or I'll step your head into the ground."

"I know, I know... But I only have the phone surnamed Liu di. I've been turning it off just now. I really don't know him well. People like him despise me."

"Give me the number! If you don't turn it on, I'll step you into the ground."

The screwdriver took out the phone and cried: I don't know when the phone was broken. Of course, he didn't love the phone. He saw that Zhu GUI was angry for fear that he would really step on it.

When I saw it, I went up and said, "it's better to have it with me than with him."

Zhu GUI said in surprise, "you too?"

I pointed to the wound on my face and said, "I'll see him this afternoon."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"Old Zhu, that's it. I've patted his head into four edges for you. If you don't believe it, you can ask them."

Zhu GUI said angrily, "why didn't you let me go?"

"You are a guest. How can you do such manual work?" I said with a laugh.

Zhu GUI glared at me, but knowing that Liu Xuan had been punished a little, his anger disappeared a lot. He stepped aside, picked up the screwdriver and asked him, "do you know why I hit you?"

The screwdriver shook like chaff and said, "I shouldn't know Liu."

"What else!"

"... I shouldn't be blind to collect your protection fee."

"What else!"

"... I don't know."

"Well, I don't know. I just don't like you - go away."

Then Zhu GUI affectionately hugged me and Zhang Qingdi on the shoulder and said, "go and have a drink."

A stone in my heart finally fell to the ground, and Liu Xuan's affair can finally come to an end. As I thought, the heroes know that Liu Xuan has been forced to leave his hometown, so it's not too much.

When we entered the bar, we saw a table full of people. When we squeezed in, it turned out to be Yang Zhi. He was ugly and silent. When was it so popular?

He saw a bucket in his hand and a cup full of money in front of him. Yang Zhi poured wine into the cup and said, "this is the wine made by my brother. Don't give me money."

Zhang Qing gave a "Yo hello", and then he saw that Yang Zhi was carrying the bucket of "three bowls but post" we drank in the afternoon. Several of us drank half a bucket in the afternoon. Yang Zhi was very bored when he came back just now, so he found another one to drink. One of the characteristics of this wine is its strong aroma., Soon, a buddy next to Yang Zhi couldn't help but offered to buy a cup with money. Yang Zhi didn't take it seriously. He poured him a cup but didn't ask for money. Unexpectedly, the more he drank, the more addicted he became, and he was embarrassed to ask for it again. This time I had to buy it with money. Slowly, the people around me were attracted. First, I smelled the wine, and second, I joined the fun. Interestingly, since Yang Zhi didn't say to sell the wine, there was no price. People lined up with cups waiting to buy wine. When it's your turn, give 100. There are 50, and at least 20. There is also a $100 bill.

After the first person gave the money, Yang Zhi wanted to chase him back, but the people behind him urged him to pour the wine. In this way, more and more money was piled in front of him. Yang Zhi's face turned red and even the green faded a lot. He repeatedly said, "this wine doesn't cost money - this wine doesn't cost money -" when most of the barrels of wine were emptied, the money in front of him almost covered the table, People who didn't buy the land protested one after another. When they knew that Yang Zhi was a friend of the bar owner, they were even more dissatisfied. They said that the bar was private. Sun Sixin was comforting them. When he saw me coming and told them the situation, I said, "it's not easy to do. Tomorrow, I'll hire a car to fill it in the village. Won't a water truck come?"

At this time, the local bar smells delicious. Even the customers in the corners and boxes are greedy. They revolt one after another and join the team to drink.

Sun Sixin suddenly jumped onto the stage, cleared his throat and said, "thank you for your presence and support. Our store has just launched an experimental product. I believe many friends have experienced it. Now I announce that from tomorrow, this experimental product will be officially available to the majority of customers in our store!"

The young man's brain is alive. I looked at him with appreciation. Suddenly someone shouted, "what's the name of this wine?"

Sun Sixin was stunned and hurried to search for me in the crowd with his eyes. I was also sweating. In a hurry, he thought that the wine was discovered by Wu Song and brewed by Du Xing, so he made a mouth shape at him. Sun Sixin stared at his mouth and watched for a long time. The people under the stage didn't speak and were waiting for him to sign up.

After reading for a long time, sun Sixin finally understood that what I said was four words. Then he put the microphone on his mouth and said solemnly, "this wine is called five-star juniper!" I slapped my head.

Someone immediately asked: do you have a six-star? Others asked: how much is a cup?

Sun Sixin looked at me again. I thought that the usual bulk wine was only one or two yuan a kilo. Selling it for five yuan would not lose money, so I stretched out five fingers to him.

Sun Sixin said excitedly and sensationally, "our five-star juniper will start to offer a big reward tomorrow, 50 yuan a cup!"