Liu Bang said with a bitter face, "Yu Ji is a good Kung Fu. A dozen or eight men can't get close to her..."
I said, "even if she recognizes you, it's a big deal to beat you up. Besides, she can't run away with you in this dress." Liu Bang refused to die.
The black widow said curiously, "what are you muttering about?"
I pointed to the stage and said, "that chick is the horse our brothers have lost for many years. I'm a little uncertain. I want brother Liu to recognize it. He won't go."
The black widow said to Liu Bang, "go, why not?"
I told her, "because he had a holiday with that guy, they turned over because they robbed territory."
The black widow sighed, "I had a similar thing with the little sisters who came out to work together. Now when I look back, it's like a dream. I was really ignorant at that time."
I said in Liu Bang's ear, "you don't want to reconcile with Xiang Yu?"
Liu Bang shook his head and said, "reconciliation is not the same thing. In a few months, we will go our separate ways. Again - will he forgive me?"
When I saw a play, I hurriedly said, "he hates you mainly because of Yu Ji?"
At this time, the black widow kicked Liu Bang's heel: "go quickly, the big man doesn't even have this mind?"
Liu Bang was forced to gather in front of the stage. Just halfway through the stage, the legendary Yu Ji suddenly picked up a sword, pulled up a sword flower and began to brush and dance. The rostrum was suddenly glittering with cold light. Liu Bang ran back.
I sighed and knew that Liu Bang couldn't count on it.
As soon as Yu Ji's program was over, the last project was to watch 300 Xi Qian's new house. I accompanied the leaders and guests to the outside first, and then 300 stood in a neat queue in front of the tent. A reporter suddenly came out of nowhere and turned his back to the tent group, He said to the camera, "Hello, audience friends in front of the TV. Welcome to watch the midnight news on time. Today, a technical college called Yucai civil and military school in our city was officially completed. Behind me are the students of the college, and these tents are their hard testimony during this period of time..."
I was relieved. I thought it was a reporter for social wide angle or people's problems.
At Xu Delong's command, the soldiers began to dismantle the tent and pull out the nails. A tent fell to the ground as soon as the legs bent and touched. Then the two soldiers folded one left and one right like quilts, picked it up and left. The whole process took less than one minute. People were amazed.
At this time, the reporter just said "officially completed". He then said: "next, let's witness the relocation process of students leaving the old and welcoming the new with excitement..." as soon as he turned around, he found that the tent had not only been demolished. The 300 soldiers closest to him also walked 20 meters away. I gloated to see him stay there. Later, sun Sixin said that he found it, and when it was his high school classmate, I promised to let 300 perform and dismantle the tent again after a while. In fact, I didn't want to blow out the reputation of the school, but fortunately, it was the midnight news and no one watched it.
It was time for an accident. A soldier carrying a large bag of knives passed by the director and aroused his curiosity. The director stopped him, took out a hand, took out half of the blade and looked at it. The blade used in the battlefield was thick and narrow, with deep and long blood grooves. Moreover, the blade was covered with terrible blood spots and rust because it drank countless blood. The director said suspiciously, "this knife..." I just lost my mind for a while. Because I was searching for Yu Ji, she was very close to Du Xing's two little female disciples, so I had a bottom in my heart. Looking back, I was shocked!
"... this is a performing knife." I hurried over and talked nonsense.
The director took out a knife and waved it on the grass. A large piece of grass on the ground fell obediently. The director held the knife in front of him, looked over and over, and said, "can you give me one? I'm a knife collector."
What can I say, dare I say no?
The director gave the knife to his driver and looked happy.
Can you be unhappy? This knife can kill people when it is pulled out and can be used as an antique when it is put back. It is a number of days regardless of its use value or historical value. Even if the director is a corrupt official, he may not be able to afford it in his life.
I grabbed a man around me and said, "let Shiqian recognize him and find a chance to get the knife back."
The man said strangely, "brother Qiang, what are you talking about?"
I found that I was talking to sun Sixin. As soon as Yu Ji appeared, my mind was completely confused. In fact, even when I was sober, I occasionally did not argue about ancient and modern times, or confused the times. I often asked teacher Li about the Ming Dynasty and discussed Taijiquan with Lin Chong
Fortunately, Shiqian was right beside me. I told him about it. He asked, "can you steal it back now?"
I said, "you're stupid. What if he steals it back and wants one with me?"
Shi Qian glanced at the car on the driver and said, "I recognize --"
In order to fulfill my promise, a running water banquet was opened in the canteen at noon. People are in charge of being full. Fortunately, now farmers are rich and don't care about a meal, so there was no grand occasion for thousands of people to rush for the banquet. However, those present didn't leave. As they ate, they were pleasantly surprised and shouted, "ah, this pig is my family's breeding land!" I don't know how to see it.
The leaders of Yigan went to the canteen to inspect with a smile and left without eating. I was going to ask them to set up the "Eight Immortals building". Lao Zhang said, "if you have my face, don't do that. Save money to pay the teachers."
I didn't invite him here, and the tiger didn't get anything. Originally, he wanted to take Dong Ping to set up the "Eight Immortals building", but Dong Ping didn't go when he heard that there was only Wuliangye to drink in the eight immortals building. The 50 lengtouqing who followed him were very angry. It seemed that they wanted to stretch out their hands with Dong Ping. They were just in time for 300 people to line up for dinner, which eliminated a fierce battle. The tiger was not discouraged when he arrived. He gave his phone to Dong Ping in vain. After that, he roared away happily with people.
I'll find Liu Bang again. The boy probably knows what I'm thinking. He has long run away with the black widow. I had to stop Du Xing's two female disciples alone. Yu Ji was with them.
I said hello with a smile: "Hello, ladies." Tie Hua and another girl were laughing. Yu Ji was talking happily with them. I suddenly came out and couldn't help glancing at me. She had changed her clothes and held a long sword, although she was joking. However, there is still a kind of melancholy on the tip of the eyebrows and corners of the eyes, so there is a lasting charm. I think of what Xiang Yu told me that Yu Ji's beauty is not outstanding, but there is a kind of charm that people can't extricate themselves.
Tie Hua and another girl, of course, are pretty little beauties, but they are much inferior to her.
I pretended not to care and asked the Department flower, "is this nvxia your classmate?"
The Department flower said, "yes. The Art Department of our school studies dance. Her name is..." Yu Ji coughed to stop her, and then said calmly, "my name is Zhang Bing."
Zhang Bing? Is there any difference between what others say and what they say? Why not surname Yu?
I suddenly asked Zhang Bing, "do you know Liu Laoliu?"
Tie Hua and the girl covered their mouths and smiled as soon as they heard the name. I pointed away and said to them, "who is that?"
Tie flowers and turn your head. He said in surprise, "ah, Li Bai!" Then she ran over there. Song Qing and Li Bai were walking to the canteen. Lao Li seemed to have had another drink. Blushing and staggering.
The remaining girl smiled at me, said "I'll go too" and ran away. What kind of eyes? Treat me as a sex wolf?
She may not be the only one who has this idea. I found that Zhang Bing's hand holding the sword moved to the hilt. In this way, pulling the sword with the other hand can ensure that it can be pulled out at once.
So I took two steps back and turned my toes outward to ensure that I could run in the opposite direction as soon as I spread my legs.
Zhang Bingzha had no reaction when he heard the name "Liu Laoliu". I don't think so. My first task now is to find out whether Zhang Bing is a traveler like Li Bai and Qin Shihuang or a native modern person. Liu Bang said she was Yu Ji. In fact, I might as well change "yes" to "like" -- like Yu Ji! Some two people are unimaginable. This kind of thing is common everywhere.
But why does she have such a strong classical temperament and tragic color? If two similar people have the same temperament, what is the difference between them and one person? Is it
It suddenly occurred to me that Liu Laoliu said a word to me about Yu Ji. He said that Yu Ji had been reincarnated. He didn't say anything later. But swallowed it back. Is Zhang Bing the reincarnation of Yu Ji?
I thought again, no! If a person reincarnates, everything remains the same except memory. Doesn't that mean I was still this kind of virtue in Xiaoqiang's last life? It's not terrible. What's terrible is that I'll still be a Xiaoqiang in my next life and be a Xiaoqiang all my life - that's too desperate. I'd better do something bad and fall into hell forever after I die
I couldn't think of this problem. I took out the phone and dialed "748" while pretending to ask casually: "what do you think of Xiang Yu?"
As soon as the problem came out, I pressed the dial button on Zhang Bing. There were only two words displayed on the phone screen: hooligan.
... this woman's mind is so vast. How can Xiang Yu hook up with hooligans? Did she think of the overlord's hard bow?
... however, I immediately understood that the word hooligan meant nothing else, just a little. Hey, if you are a beautiful girl, walking in the street, suddenly an old man who looks a little obscene and is three years old asks you: Miss, what do you think of Xiang Yu? You must have reacted the same way.
What moved me was that at the last moment of the effective time of mind reading, another question mark came out behind the word hooligan. It seems that my character is just confused and not qualitative.
I immediately said solemnly, "let's talk about Liu Xiahui." I don't know if this name can save my position in her mind. Unfortunately, mind reading can only be used once on the same person.
Zhang Bing glanced at me and said coldly, "you should find Xiaojing to discuss this topic." Xiaojing refers to the Chinese Department of flowers. Her official name is Wang Jing.
"Is Miss Zhang's home local?"
Zhang Bing looked at the passers-by, picked up his shoulder and said, "right."
"Where is it?" I asked shamelessly. Knowing more now will have a great impact on the next plan. I haven't figured out whether to tell Xiang Yu if Zhang Bing is just Zhang Bing.
"Before I moved, I lived on Jiefang Road. I remember that at that time, there were bungalows and water wells at the door of each courtyard."
As soon as I heard this, my heart was cold. It seems that Zhang Bing is indeed an aborigine. It was fifteen or six years ago. He didn't grow up and couldn't know how to go down the well.
"Where do you live now?"
Zhang Bing didn't speak and looked at me with a smile. The meaning was very clear: do you think I'll tell you?
"... leave a call."
"Maybe next time. I'm leaving." Zhang Bing walked quickly to the school gate. Before long, Department flower and another girl hurried out. Department flower Wang Jing looked left and right with the phone and asked, "where are you? What, go out. OK, we'll come out right away." Wang Jing ran and saw me and shouted to me, "I'll introduce Li Bai to the Secretary and remind him to buy it."
I slapped my head hard, Sb it's over! Zhang Bingdi's telephone address or something should be from Wang Jing. Now it's time to scare the snake!
As the crowd receded, the school gradually returned to calm. Sun Sixin and Bai Lianhua have both left. After 300 had a meal and had a rest, Yan Jingsheng took them to class. The businessmen left their business cards and left. Like a real teaching director, I walked around two times with my hands and eyes on my back. Finally, I couldn't help making a phone call to the pawnshop. It was Mr. Li.
I asked, "where's Xiang Yu?"
"Brother Xiang, he drove out and said he wanted to buy something."
"How is he feeling?"
"Well, I found that he has been happier day by day since he learned to drive. He whistled when he went out today."
I asked carefully, "do you think he was happy because he learned to drive or something else?"
"How do I know?"
"Did he say Yuji when he left?"
"No, by the way, brother Xiang hasn't mentioned sister Yu for a long time..."
As soon as I came down, I was right: Xiang Yu learned to drive and forgot Yu Ji. Ha ha, ha ha, save the old thing, Zhang Bing chick. I don't have to pester you for the address. Your memory in my mind will always stay in the "water well".
At this time, Mr. Li asked timidly, "cousin, what are you laughing at? The boss of the cigarette stall sold you Zhonghua as a red cloud?"
I jumped onto the motorcycle and raced all the way back to the pawnshop. Now all the problems have been solved, the school has stabilized, and the bar has made money - now I know why Liu Xuan worked so hard: he took all kinds of kickbacks when he was a manager, which was no less than tens of thousands a month. Xiang Yu doesn't want to be his wife... Be a jack in the pan all his life. Very good.
When I got home, I saw Mr. Li working in front of the computer again. I glanced at the screen and saw that the words "draft" flashed all over the screen. There were several young women with happy faces and temporary popularity ranking on their heads. At a glance, I summarized the scoring criteria of the draft. The deeper the cleavage, the higher the ranking, and the chest of Master Li was put in, it probably belonged to a pony crossing the river: it was not as big as the first place, Not as small as the last one.
I said, "you don't want to participate in the draft. If you really want to make a movie, you might as well find Jin Shaoyan..." I immediately realized that I was wrong, but Li Shishi didn't seem to hear me. She pulled the screen with her mouse and said, "this method of draft was originally very good, but it's a pity that it's not suitable for me now."
At this time, as soon as the car stopped at the door, Xiang Yu came in with two big bags in his hand. I asked, "brother Yu, what's so happy?"
"I left school today. I drove myself to the street to buy land and walked around Futai road. I didn't deceive me at all. Lao Wang said it was very difficult."
Not being corrupted once is equivalent to A1. Being corrupted more than three times is definitely bought. This is the summary of our local driver taking Futai road. The so-called mistake, of course, is not for no reason. If you wipe, scrape or rub, people will mistake you. Now many bosses hire drivers without looking at the book. The basic measure is to take the rich road.
Xiang Yu took out a lot of things from his bag. Li Shishi asked curiously, "what is it?"
Xiang Yu put a map sealed in plastic paper on the table and said, "Xiaoqiang will tell me how to go." Then he took out a compass, "I can already use this." Then there is a military kettle, "this holds water to drink." A large bucket, "this is filled with standby gasoline. I'm not afraid in case there's no oil on the highway." Later, he took out his kit, spare battery and sunglasses
The more I looked, the more uneasy I felt. Xiang Yu put everything on the table and shouted excitedly, "with them, I can drive to find Yu Ji!"
I said stupidly, "you... Still want to go?"
Xiang Yu grabbed my shoulder, lifted me in the air and said happily, "I can finally find Yu Ji, brother."
I remember seeing him for the first time. He also lifted me up in the sky, but he asked me to send him back at that time.
Both times it was Yu Ji. Both times he was full of hope.
But... This is a doomed hope, and this time it will be more painful, because last time his hope was on me, but this time, he felt that his hope was in his own hand.
I slapped myself hard, because I suddenly decided to really help Xiang Yu this time. No matter whether Zhang Bing is Zhang Bing or Yu Ji, I will help Xiang Yu soak her!
Liu Bang's many generations of grey grandchildren said that brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes.
And this time, brother is his own brother, woman... Not Lao Tzu's woman anyway.