V1.Chapter 84

Yan Jingsheng said, "I'm not so angry that he scolds me. It's his attitude. Can a person like him be a teacher?"

I said, "that's right. In the future, just pay him a salary and don't let him lecture. We are ashamed of him. Poets are most afraid of this. In the past, the emperor often did this, and many poets are ashamed to leave."

"Is he still a poet?"

"Well, I wrote a lot of poems. By the way, 'go fuck yourself' was written by Li Bai?"

"That's right. The original sentence was' I'm drunk and sleepy, and I'll go, and I'll bring the piano tomorrow '. This was written by Li Bai."

I said with a smile, "don't tell me. It's much better after his change."

"Director Xiao, I think there is something wrong with our school. We don't even have an admissions office. Who will receive the students?"

I said, "then you can hold it concurrently. You will be the director of the admissions office in the future. Just find a classroom as an office."

Yan Jingsheng felt that he had a heavy burden on his shoulders and a sense of responsibility. He said, "don't worry, I will quickly expand our school."

I told him, "our school will not recruit students for the time being. Your task is to persuade all the students who come to apply for the examination to retreat."

"Ah? Why?"

"We are a free school, so we can't afford to receive so many students. Didn't the comrades at the school day rescue station also come today? They also left the phone number of our school. I think the boy has ulterior motives. He wants to move the rescue station to our school. You know that the rescue station has cancelled the compulsory repatriation now. He will kill all the tramps as long as he points out a way for them , what good food we have at school. "

Yan Jingsheng thought for a long time and said, "that's right... Don't set up an Enrollment Office first."

"We still have to set it up. But the name is changed to 'reasonable persuasion' or something. Anyway, people know that it's best not to play at first sight."

"It might as well be called the funeral Committee."

I laughed a few times. Unexpectedly, the boy was no worse than me. I said, "persuade him to retreat and give you a commission of 50 yuan."

Yan Jingsheng: "... No, that's it."

Just a few minutes after I hung up, principal Zhang called in again. The first sentence was: "Xiaoqiang, how are your martial arts coaches?"

I secretly scolded. I thought it must be Yan Jingsheng who told me about my blackness. I said with a smile, "you just want it. If you don't believe it, you can check it yourself."

Lao Zhang said, "I don't need to test it myself. The opportunity is here. There will be a national Wushu competition next month, which will be held in our city. It's mainly Wushu performances and practical Sanda. It's said that there are nine applicants this time. Chengdu is one of the major civil and military schools in China. I've signed up for our school. Prepare and try to squeeze into the top five, then we will have an impact."

I said in a panic, "our students have just entered the school and don't have enough Kung Fu. Is it better for us to participate in the next session?"

"Who said to let the students go? All the coaches come from various schools. It is said that there are also secular experts from Wudang and Shaolin. I see that you have so many coaches, so you don't eat for nothing?"

Grandma's. Wudang and Shaolin? Are the six factions besieging Guangming summit or winning the Kowloon Cup? I don't have time to play with you now.

I was just trying to find an excuse to push, President Zhang said: "Xiaoqiang, I can tell you that this is an opportunity to show my face. I boasted with the mayor that we must squeeze into the top ten and strive for the top five. Don't think I didn't know you have planted many evil friends and gangsters in the school. I still say that, they won't all eat white rice? As long as you meet my requirements, I'll turn a blind eye to what you do in the future. The mayor said, you are welcome We should be able to call out the place names of our city, turn the colleges and universities into colleges and universities, and allocate you 10 million school construction fee every year. "

Me: "

I'm really speechless. Did it cost you a penny to put in evil friends and gangsters again? What's the matter with fame? Let students from all over the country come to my "funeral committee"? After persuading him to retreat for 50, Yan Jingsheng's half a month will be enough to open a room in the 7-star hotel in Dubai all year round. But the conditions are really attractive. As for school qualifications. It's not uncommon to turn it into the Chinese Academy of Sciences. The annual 10 million is not a decimal. Now I bear huge expenses. These people have to eat several big fat pigs of 16 yuan a kilogram every day. The heroes have to drink. Although they brew it by themselves, the water charge has to be dozens. Besides, the wine is made from grain.

In addition, I have to give them pocket money, decorate my villa and provide Xiang Yu with girls. I'm struggling with the profit support of the bar alone.

I need money!

I said to Lao Zhang, "I'm sure it's hard to say anything else in the top ten. What's the reputation? Can I get the tenth place and give me 2 million yuan a year?"

Lao Zhang said, "don't be poor with me. It doesn't matter how many martial arts performances you take. The important thing is sanda competition. The country is recruiting talents in this field. If you really want to select outstanding ones from schools, it's the political achievements of local officials!"

I understand that Sanda has evolved from China's traditional martial arts. Now the country is trying to expand its influence all over the world, which can be seen from the frequent Invitational competitions. At present, what is most lacking is the group and school running base with good congenital conditions.

I said to Lao Zhang, "tell me, apart from the first, which one will I get from the tenth to the second?"

"Are you talking about people? It seems that you can get the number you want. Why not take the first? There must be a bonus for taking the first."

I said, "I dare not take it. I can't afford to persuade you to refund."

Lao Zhang said, "don't talk nonsense. You get ready for me!" Then he hung up.

Why can't anyone believe the truth now?

Since it's next month, it's not busy yet. Just arrange the personnel list the day before the game at most. The most important thing before Yanba is Xiang Yu.

I looked at Xiang Yu in a daze and shouted, "Hey, brother Yu, you can't drop the chain. Taking the head of the general among the ten thousand troops is like looking for things. I'm afraid a 20-year-old girl won't succeed?"

Qin Shihuang suddenly asked me, "is it a SA (what) official?"

I said, "the district head is equivalent to a county magistrate. It may be a little worse."

The fat man glanced and said, "the granddaughter of a petty official."

I said, "compared with you, it's the granddaughter of a petty official. Compared with me, it's the son of a high cadre."

The fat man said, "how can you pinch it? You are the king of Qi. Do you forget?"

I didn't forget when I arrived. Then I told the state that Qin Shihuang granted me Shandong. Can I be the Secretary of the provincial Party committee? Why don't you have a mayor of Linzi first? I guess the country may not allow

When I saw that Li Shishi and Liu Bang, who were the most careful and had the most ghost ideas in the group of five, were absent, I simply took the newspaper and said, "rest today. Let's think about the long term tomorrow."

I took a cup of tea and a cigarette, strolled into baozi's house, collapsed into the sofa like a lazy man, squeezed out both women half a meter away. I stretched and asked, "Liu Ye hasn't committed suicide yet?"

Li Shishi said strangely, "why did Liu ye commit suicide?"

I said, "he killed Zhu Siping, and then he died at Zhu Siping's house to apologize." Li Shishi frowned and said, "don't tell me the result!"

"Let's just say that the last model ran away, and your family's Yin Xiaotian would be finished surviving - this was a film several years ago." As I spoke, I put my hand habitually around the waist of the steamed stuffed bun. The steamed stuffed bun leaned over like a kitten.

Li Shishi suddenly said, "so, sister-in-law, you've already seen it?"

The steamed stuffed bun said, "yes."

"Do you still see?"

"Don't you like watching? I'm with you."

I told Mr. Li, "Yin Xiaotian is not the type your sister-in-law likes. She likes Tong Dawei."

Li Shishi's eyes were bright. He turned around. As soon as he wanted to say something, he saw us holding close together. She blushed and ran out with an excuse.

Steamed stuffed bun looked at her back and said, "my cousin doesn't look like a model at all."

My hand began to swim on her and asked, "what should the models be like, like little coyotes one by one?"

The steamed stuffed bun glanced at me and said, "can you change your tone of speaking? People in three places are still like a little hooligan."

I said, "didn't you like me for this? Was it because I helped the old lady cross the road and fell in love with me?"

The steamed stuffed bun leaned against my arms and recalled, "I met you for the first time. I don't even know you. You sit opposite me like a hooligan and want to play a game with my mother."

I said, "can we get rid of the modifier 'like a hooligan'?"

"You put a coin in your finger and asked me a question. You also asked me to take out the coin before I answered the question. Then you asked me two particularly boring questions. The third question, you asked me 'what did you say to your boyfriend during your first sex', and you held the coin so tightly. I fell in love with your plan and said, 'why can't you pull it out'," I said I'll know I've been fooled. I said in my heart that since I met a rogue today, it's not appropriate to stretch it any more. I said something less implicit to you. "

I said, "isn't that implicit? You told me to fuck your mother -"

Steamed stuffed bun laughed and looked carefully at the door. "You still remember your revenge, dog. I was in a hurry?"

Holding the steamed stuffed bun, I said with emotion, "the process of our understanding is also very romantic. It's no worse than farewell my concubine."

The steamed stuffed bun said, "by the way, my father asked you to have dinner tomorrow. I'll leave as soon as I get back at 5 p.m."

I said nervously, "what are you going to do?"

The steamed stuffed bun said discontentedly, "what are you flustered about? It's just a meal."

I said, "can you say anything about marriage except dinner?"

The steamed stuffed bun said to me, "what do you mean, do you want to tie it or not?"

"I don't want to."

"Say it again."

"... want to tie the knot."

Steamed stuffed bun turned anger into joy.

I said, "how much is your father going to ask me for?"

"He's asking exorbitant prices. You sit down and pay back. Can you give him as much as he wants?"

I was dizzy and said, "is this the legendary girl extrovert? Which head do I say you are?"

Steamed stuffed bun slapped me and said, "it's less cheap to be good, mainly because I'm not young. In fact, my father made trouble for you, that's to show his face in front of people. What did he ask for money to do, didn't he post it to me?" The steamed stuffed bun suddenly thought something and said, "although my father knows what virtue you are, you must restrain yourself tomorrow. Don't be like a two pole."

I said, "I'm also a manager anyway. You have to be careful. Don't talk without edge. Your father thought I had broken you."

Steamed stuffed bun gave me a charming look and said, "after sleeping with you for two years, don't you know my mother?"

Me: "

Steamed stuffed bun her father should not ask me for money if he has a conscience. You know, I just couldn't adjust a little before I knew steamed stuffed bun. Pay attention to my words. Since I slept with her for the past two years, there's no door on my mouth, and everything comes out.

Tomorrow, in any case, I have to push Xiang Yu to the first line to meet Zhang Bing, and then fight with old accountant Xiang for a bayonet. In short, I have to deal with Xiang one day tomorrow.