Downstairs, as soon as Xiang Yu pulled me down, I said first, "don't ask me, don't ask me anything, I'm guessing."
Li Shijiao said, "cousin..."
I yelled at her, "shut up and go!"
After dinner, steamed stuffed bun pulled me aside and said uncertainly, "do you really promise my father 50000 yuan?"
"Yes, didn't I tell you earlier?"
The steamed stuffed bun was anxious and said, "you give him 50000. What shall we get married?"
I said, "what's your name? What's' he '? That's your father."
"There's more than two months left. There's no place to borrow. Why don't you ask for money for business banquet, car rental and wedding dress?"
I took advantage of the situation to test her tone: "then... Don't change the furniture first?"
Steamed stuffed bun kicked my ass and scolded, "dog, you'll calculate me."
I grabbed her leg after her second kick and dragged her into my arms. The thief said, "let me be rude." One of my hands touched along the root of her leg, and my head drilled into her chest. Tut tut said, "it's so soft."
The steamed stuffed bun jumped on one leg, swung the king's eight fists with both hands, and beat me on the shoulder without pain or itch. At this time, Mr. Li suddenly came out of the bedroom and shouted, "Zhang Bing is calling!"
When she called, everyone appeared at the same time. It was fierce. I held the steamed stuffed bun on one leg and kept close to my body. She jumped to keep her balance
The scene was half fragrant and half embarrassing, and everyone looked at each other. Mr. Li looked at us with a smile and answered the phone: "Hey, Xiaobing, oh, you said noon... Yes, that man is my cousin, and his phone number is..." Xiang Yu suddenly looked very nervous.
When she finished calling, I asked, "Zhang Bing?" Li Shishi nodded.
"What did she tell you?"
"She knew from the nanny that we had visited her grandfather. Thank you. She also asked for brother Xiang's phone."
Xiang Yu quickly took out the phone from his pocket and said in circles: "what should I do?"
I said to him, "what else can I do? Just talk to her when she calls."
Liu Bang suddenly pasted his face and said with a bad smile, "Xiaoqiang has good Kung Fu. Aren't you tired?"
Everyone in the room pretended to be busy and didn't look at us.
I found that Baozi and I still maintained a difficult Tango movement. I quickly let her go and joined the idle crowd.
At this time, Xiang Yu's phone rang. Xiang Yu looked at us helplessly. I said, "don't panic, it's just a text message." I answered the phone and just pressed it twice. Liu Bang grabbed it and said, "I'm Zhang Bing. Thank you for taking care of my grandpa."
Xiang Yu asked, "what should I say?"
Liu Bang said, "say a fart. You can't send text messages. I'll help you get back to her." Then he pressed the button and muttered, "you're welcome. Your grandfather is my grandfather."
Xiang Yu was shocked and hurried to grab the phone. Liu Bang twisted his body and said with a smile, "I'm teasing you. It's not that funny." Xiang Yu stopped.
"In fact, my hair is: chick, go to bed with me..."
Xiang Yu screamed violently that he would smash Liu Bang when he mentioned the sofa. I hurriedly pressed him, took the phone and looked at the development kit. It said: "you're welcome. It's right to take care of the elderly." What's rare is that there is a smiling face behind.
I showed Xiang Yu the phone. He put down the sofa and was a little embarrassed. Liu Bang said wrongfully, "you always don't believe me and think I want to hurt you." I stared at him: "blame you for being cheap! Fortunately, I'm fast, or my sofa won't be reimbursed."
Liu Bang said, "your sofa has three legs..."
Xiang Yu's phone rang again. This time, he took the initiative to put his mobile phone on the table for us to see. Zhang Bing replied, "ha ha. You're a good man. Is it convenient for me to invite you and Xiaonan to dinner tomorrow?" There was also a smiling face behind. Xiang Yu looked at Liu Bang. Liu Bang said, "look what I do. You decide whether to go or not."
I put my hand on Xiang Yu's shoulder and said, "brother Yu, this time it was invited by others. It's inappropriate not to go. Besides, you can't just hide from Zhang Bing. What's the matter?"
Liu Bang looked into Xiang Yu's eyes and said, "don't you always look down on me? I went to the 'Hongmen banquet' in those years anyway. I'll see you tomorrow. If you don't go, don't talk to me in the future!"
Xiang Yu was so excited that he patted the table and said, "what dare you do?"
All faces showed a treacherous smile, including two fools.
I told Mr. Li, "cousin, if you find a chance to run away halfway tomorrow, Zhang Bing will know what it means if she knows. If she doesn't find an excuse to escape, brother Yu will have a play."
Li Shishi smiled and said, "I naturally know."
Xiang Yu said stupidly, "you can't do this?"
Everyone went back to their houses, and no one paid any more attention to him. I said to him, "brother Yu, now you are in the situation of 'being besieged on all sides' again. If you don't' burn the boat ', everything will be over!"
Then I ignored him and shouted at the steamed stuffed bun washing the dishes, "you just said we'll get married in two months?"
The steamed stuffed bun poked out his head and said, "didn't you set a date with my father, October 2?"
I scratched my head and said, "did I decide?"
While wiping the water in the bowl, the steamed stuffed bun said, "Hey, it's fresh. I've only heard of women's cheating on marriage, but I haven't heard of men doing it."
I said, "have you asked your father? It's really October 2. I drank a little too much that day."
The steamed stuffed bun leaned over, changed a hedge, wiped it and said, "do you think it's too early or too late?"
I said with a smile, "I don't care. I can sleep anyway."
"What are you talking about?" The steamed stuffed bun is wiped with a kitchen knife again
I immediately said solemnly, "I think we should get the marriage certificate sometime first."
It seems that baozi really didn't hear what I said just now. She said, "well, this proposal is good. Hey, by the way, what do you have to prepare for getting a marriage certificate? Have you received it before?"
Me: "
Steamed stuffed bun also laughed and said, "didn't Liu Ji get married? Go and ask him."
"... left later."
"Have you ever married without?"
"... just bring all your papers anyway."
Ask Liu Bang? If he has a marriage certificate, I'm afraid there's more than one?
Before going to bed, I received a call from President Zhang. He asked me how I was preparing for the game. I hesitated and said it was going well.
What kind of person Lao Zhang is. As soon as I heard him, I knew I didn't take his words seriously. He beat me for a long time. Finally Lao Zhang said, "by the way, Xiaoqiang, I've seen a lot of your coaches. Don't be wild. Do you know how to play Sanda? Don't embarrass me when you go to the challenge arena."
When he asked, I also broke out in a cold sweat. Is there any Sanda on Liangshan? Is Sanda later than Taijiquan?
This is a problem. Why don't you buy a book and I'll teach them? I quickly denied this idea. I am a man who is about to get married. In order to marry my woman and my next generation, I have the responsibility to stay away from all dangers. I don't want to practice sunflower scriptures.
After thinking about it, I suddenly thought of a ghost for death: the tiger. Although the tiger is the descendant of Dahong boxing, he can't do Sanda. I'll call him right away. There's a lot of singing and dancing on the phone. I smiled and said, "brother tiger, where's the girl?"
The tiger was very serious: "what girl do you want? Talk about a business."
I said, "do you recognize who I am?"
"Hadron - brother, with all due respect, I have 7 numbers on my phone. Are you..."
I smiled and said, "you came back when my school opened a few days ago..." I heard that he seemed a little confused and simply said, "we had a fight at Gu Ye."
The tiger immediately said, "I'm sorry, brother Qiang. I've been busy lately."
"Hehe, it's understandable. Did Dong Ping go to your place?"
The tiger said, "you say brother Dong, it's really difficult to invite. People don't look at me at all." The tiger was quite wronged, but he was not dissatisfied at all. It seems that Dong Ping is an inviolable expert in the world in his eyes.
Having said enough of the digression, I immediately got to the point: "brother tiger, do you teach Sanda?"
When talking about this topic, the tiger immediately came to the spirit and said with a smile: "if you want to ask me about Taekwondo and judo, I'll turn my face with you. Do you want to say Sanda? Brother, I've participated in national competitions and almost broke into the top ten."
I said excitedly, "that's great. Bring me some disciples."
The tiger said readily, "OK, you let them come and report your name. I'll arrange someone to take care of it. The tuition is free."
I said carefully, "brother tiger, do you have time tomorrow? I want to take someone directly to you."
The tiger pondered and said, "brother Qiang, I'm not refuting your face. What are the qualifications of these people you said? If I just have a good relationship with you, I won't teach them myself."
I was silent for a long time. I really didn't know what to tell him.