V1.Chapter 92

Why did you say I had nothing to teach her to "kick"?

When she shouted, people on both sides were stunned. The first group on the right seemed to be away. They all wore open-ended Taoist clothes, black belts and bare feet. They looked more pretended B. One of them shouted, "have you made an appointment?"

... appointment?

The man shouted again, "we didn't make an appointment to line up. We came first."

Shit, it seems that the tiger is popular enough in the industry. All the people who play the field lined up.

I pulled Hu Sanniang back and quietly told her the situation. She didn't have to do it by herself. She had a good play to see. She smiled like a flower. She stepped back and said to the two groups: "you fight first." As a result, the two groups of people glared at us. The situation was very unfavorable. It seems that they all regarded us as each other's reinforcements. They add up to a small number 100 on both sides. I have no bottom for this.

The people on the left are all wearing sportswear and are the hosts of the tiger martial arts school, but the 12 Taibao and those who have participated in our school celebration are not here. It seems that they are a group of apprentices who have just entered school, but they are all big and rough, and they are by no means good.

Then one person came out of the Taoist and sportswear. They were two meters tall, with wide shoulders and thick backs. If they walked with their arms, they couldn't get out of the ordinary door. Moreover, the two people seemed to have similar origins, one with a bald head and earrings. Dong Ping must like a man with tuna tattooed on his neck.

The two big hooligans really sympathize with each other. The bald head representing the Taoist believers first bowed to the tuna and said, "we are from the red dragon dojo. The main teaching contents of our Dojo are judo and Taekwondo. I heard that your martial arts school takes the traditional dahongquan as the main subject, so I'm here to confirm and observe."

Tuna took the form of a fist and said, "you know we have traditional martial arts. Do you still go to learn foreign things?"

The bald man smiled: "It's said that Mr. Du Hu, the leader of your hall, has always rejected foreign martial arts. I can't imagine that his disciples are better than that. Have you ever thought that if anything wants to make great progress, it's necessary to learn from each other? Why are judo and Taekwondo included in the Olympic Games? This shows that it must have a broad and profound side. To take a step back, at least it shows They have more sports and competitive spirit... "

Well, except that I know the tiger's surname is Du. I also heard such high opinions. I didn't expect that the president of the Olympic Committee may not have his level.

Tuna swinging hands: "it's not reasonable to say that there is no need for words. If I has the final say, I will cancel all the Olympic Games."

This is a bit of nonsense. Besides, didn't you turn the Olympic Games into a world table tennis championships? But tuna is by no means as simple as I thought. The following paragraph is really enlightening!

"What are you doing in Taekwondo? Don't you just chop thin boards every day. You patted your left atrium and said you mean to call it martial arts. Look at your judo. If you wear filial piety clothes and practice small capture, it's not small capture. Practice one breath inside and exercise muscles and bones outside. What's your breath?"

Baldheaded and excited: "the opponent's debating friends are biased in their understanding of these two fighting techniques. We really pay more attention to foreign Kung Fu, but it's just because of this that it's easy to speed up. Now the pace of life is so fast. Who has time to take a horse step for two hours? So you see, today's young people are in a Taoist school like ours. Who still goes to learn Taijiquan?"

Tuna cried sadly, "MB yes, it's called impetuosity..."

What a great debate between Jianzong and Qizong, which triggered me countless thoughts. This debate confirmed the sentence: hooligans are not terrible, just afraid that hooligans have culture. Lin Chong was fooled by them and nodded again and again. Hu Sanniang was sleepy, while Duan Jingzhu looked around.

When the bald man saw that his words were different from those of tuna, he said, "let's send 10 people from each side. How about a competition?"

Tuna: "that's nice."

Bald: "we only use judo and Taekwondo“

Tuna: "naturally, we only use Dahong fist“

The two returned to the team. Each launched another big man, Dahong boxing against the enemy Taekwondo. The unprecedented World War I is about to begin! I hurriedly woke up Hu Sanniang. She rubbed her eyes and said, "haven't you fought yet?"

I said, "fast, fast, look." She came at once.

The people on both sides withdrew for two or three meters. The Taoist priest bowed to the sportsman, and the sportsman threw a fist at the Taoist priest. Then they both stepped back and opened the shelf at the same time. The Taoist priest's feet were one front and one back. The sportsman's feet were parallel, his body squatted slightly and kept the horse step posture. The two people stared at each other's eyes and slowly circled around the field.

Hu Sanniang became nervous. She pressed one arm on my shoulder and stared at me.

Then the two men walked around and saw that they were both very cautious. It was related to collective honor and their own beliefs, and no one rushed. Then... Again.

Hu Sanniang's eyes immediately darkened and murmured, "fight, why don't you fight?"

At this time, the man in sportswear suddenly became angry, "Hey", a straight fist came, and the man in sportswear "ha" dodged.

Just as Hu Sanniang was about to applaud, they kept a distance and continued to circle... Hu Sanniang was stunned and said, "what the fuck is this?"

I stood a little tired, and I was afraid to go away and miss the good play. As a result, they just circled around. I simply ran to the side of the field and pulled a practice mat to sit down. Li still water and Wei Tiezhu saw each other. One of them pulled one over and politely greeted Lin Chong: "sit down and watch."

When we are all seated, those two people are still forever... Circling in circles. With a point in the field as the center of the circle and the distance to either of them as the radius, the two brothers go around like two satellites.

Just when we're desperate. The Taoist priest kicked the opponent's waist with a whip leg. The sportsman hugged him and gave him a kick to the footwall to trip him. The Taoist priest jumped away. Unfortunately, one leg was still in someone's arms. He could only jump with a crutch and swing his fist, but of course he couldn't hit the sportsman. The sportsman failed to throw him down several times. So one of the two kept holding someone else's thigh, and the other jumped and jumped like a one legged Fairy - he was far worse than the balance of steamed stuffed bun. I thought I lifted one leg of steamed stuffed bun and her... Er, it was too licentious. I continued to watch the game.

At this time, Lin Chong laughed and said, "it's better to see the two people quarrelling just now." I agree.

His words spread to the bald ears. Ashamed, the bald man couldn't help scolding the Taoist costume man on the field: "swing your legs!"

A word woke up the dreamer, and the Taoist costume man stood up in the air with one foot, shining on his opponent's face. Of course, the sportswear man refused to give him the opportunity to perform. He let him go. The Taoist sportswear man "Alas" fell to the ground miserably, which represents the glorious tradition of Dahong boxing. The sportswear man also fell to the ground because he couldn't keep his balance

Shame, shame, shame!

I don't have a narrow nationalist plot. I don't blindly worship foreigners. In fact, these two people are really embarrassing. I don't exaggerate at all, of course. From the perspective of the lineup, the tiger side is almost all newcomers, which makes sense. As for the Red Dragon Road Museum, I later learned that it is actually a new place that has been opened for a few days. The three owners are Korean students. They have learned some fur after dealing with heavy schoolwork and feel that they are very authentic. I have made a great wish to unify the Jianghu. I heard that the fierce tiger martial arts school is very popular. Although the owner of the martial arts school is a bit powerful, he is definitely a reasonable person in martial arts. If he can do it, he can't do it. That's why they are listed as the first target to be defeated in order to be famous in the industry.

To put it bluntly, the two sides of the war are a group of hot-blooded hooligans, just one carrying the banner of traditional Wushu and one consciously shouldering the vanguard of eliminating narrow nationalism. So the classic battle of the tiger hall came into being.

Both men fell into the dust at the game. This time, the tuna came out with a shy eyebrow and said, "what if we draw this game? We enter the second game." The bald head hurriedly said, "it is the heroes who think alike."

So each side elected another person. Just about to fight, a floor sweeping aunt mysteriously appeared from the crowd, put her hand and said in a loud voice, "wait!" She had a chicken skin and hair, a pair of white eyebrows hanging slightly, and her eyes were indifferent. It was the style of a sect leader, and everyone couldn't help but be stunned.

Aunt stretched out her hand from behind and pulled out a thing. When she saw that it was about two feet long, she brushed a pole. In front of her head was a small head of castor melon. Thousands of colored ribbons were tied around her head. She fluttered in the wind. It was really powerful and murderous. It was a handmade mop.

The aunt weighed the mop in the bucket and said, "wait until I wipe this, so that you don't have to wash your clothes when you go home."

Then we looked at Aunt dun. Three minutes later, aunt straightened up and said with a smile, "now go back and make sure your clothes are not dirty..."

The game continued to start. After the experience accumulated in the last game and aunt's interruption, both sides of the game were full of emotion. As soon as the No. 2 track suit man came on the stage, he grabbed the clothes on the No. 2 sportswear man's shoulder. The technique was extremely fierce, but for the time being, he could not see whether he wanted to tickle the other party with his tendons and bones, while the sportswear man grabbed his chest and obviously wanted to use "sacks on his back", The two held each other and twisted for a while, but no one could do anything. Daofu man realized that to make his opponent fall to the ground, he had to focus on the following plate, so an old tree root and the whole person lay on his opponent to strangle him. The sportswear man wisely made an old man push a cart, which made the people lying on him curl up, and Daofu man's shaky building would collapse, Simply pull down the sportswear man, quickly make a Guanyin sitting lotus sit on it, and the sportswear man makes a lazy donkey roll and throw him down

The moves of these two people are becoming more and more incredible. Gradually, I can't be called famous. You know, I haven't bought Japanese discs for a long time. Anyway, in the end, both of them were panting and deadlocked in a classic "69" style. Taoists and sportswear were so excited that they shouted "come on".

Hu Sanniang yawned and said, "I can't live this day. When will it be the end?"

I said, "when they can't break, there are eight groups left."

Hu Sanniang was surprised and said, "when will it be our turn to kick?"

This woman... She's here to kick.

Hu Sanniang went forward and picked them up one by one. They were both tall men, but they were curled up because they were fluttering on the ground for a long time. Now Hu Sanniang is holding it in her hand. One looks like a koala and the other looks like a spectacled monkey. It looks very strange.

In this way, people on both sides shouted: "there are helpers indeed!"

My heart sank. Hu Sanniang was worthy of being a talented old woman who caused trouble. She kicked each of the two people in her hand impolitely and scolded: "just these two tripod Kung Fu also ran out to shame."

So the Taoist and sportswear people regarded us as each other's helpers, and people on both sides rushed to Hu Sanniang. She calmly threw out the people in her hand as concealed weapons, and gave them a big ear scraper to each of the people who rushed to the front. Listening to a series of "piapiapiapia" sounds, she beat back the first group of people. Hu Sanniang shook her hands and said to Li hydrostatic and Wei Tiezhu, "what are you looking at? Don't you help?"

These two people didn't get all the orders to follow my instructions this time. They held their breath and didn't look at me. One left and one right rushed into the crowd and hit everyone. Lin Chong stood up and immediately someone came forward to challenge him. He bounced several people away. Seeing that the plane had been decided, he took a few steps to catch up with the sweeping aunt, took the mop in her hand, brushed it and shook a gun flower. Click to fly two sportswear crowds, one to return the horse gun, and then stab to fly a Taoist costume crowd, because the mop is still wet, and the head of the mop is on the white clothes. The mud mark is particularly conspicuous like a black peony.

Lin Chong pushed the mop from left to right, hit the upper end and picked it down. Those who met him were invincible because of the ease of the mop head. Lin Chong just doesn't have to worry about hurting people too much. A mop makes flowers and flowers, and people are constantly picked up by him.

At first, these two groups of people rushed at each other, but they were stirred by Hu Sanniang. They all rushed at our people. When more than ten people lay down, the two groups tacitly united with each other. Duan Jingzhu was sitting on the mat with his back to us and was concentrating on lifting his trouser legs to see the injury bitten by the dog. Back to back. He was also indifferent and was kicked over. He found that the situation had changed rapidly. The man wanted to kick him again. Instead, he grabbed his foot board and pulled him to the ground. Duan Jing stepped on his stomach and scolded: "shit, it's bad everywhere today. He's bitten by a dog everywhere." He was born as a horse thief, and he started hard. He was called by the man in the tunnel clothes. On the contrary, several sportswear people came to rescue him. Duan Jingzhu felt that he couldn't deal with it. He pulled the man's feet on the ground and ran away. Then he opened a distance from his pursuers, stepped on the man in the tunnel clothes, and continued to run when others caught up with him.

As for me, I have been wondering for a long time: How did this fight start? Of course, my hand is not slow. The first time Lin Chong took aunt's mop, I took aunt's Wooden broom again. Aunt grabbed me and said, "don't break it!"

I wanted to step off the head of the broom and use it as a short stick, but I had to hold it upside down. I quickly observed the terrain. I took an arrow step up the thin and narrow subway stairs and guarded it in the middle. Two people who didn't know how to live or die came up to challenge and were pulled down by me. This place is really an important way for everyone to take charge of the pass. Ha ha.

I stood on the stairs, picked up my broom and put up a shed to watch the war. Now it is completely the tiger people and the red dragon people who are besieging us. They have been very friendly to each other and even had a short communication. The conclusion is that our gang is "kicking + kicking", and we must cut down the roots.

However, the situation is still favorable for us. Although Hu Sanniang is a female, she is an immediate general. She used to use double knives, and her strength is probably a little stronger than Zhan Xugang. She opened her fist and created a blood path of crooked melon and split dates. Use the double truncation stick quickly, hum, ha, hey, oh, no, use the double knives quickly, hum, ha, hey - shit, it doesn't rhyme anymore.

With the cover and help of Hu Sanniang and Lin Chong, Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu naturally play well, and these people can't compare with the 12 Taibao. These two little virgin boys are very popular, but Li Jingshui's problem of kicking people's crotch should be changed. We are a kicking hall at most, which is always behind people.

Lin Chong, needless to say, the Dunbu is like a summoning beast in his hand. The Dunbu head is as dark as a black dragon's head. It falls down everywhere, especially those in Taoist clothes. They are hit and turned into pandas and thrown into spotted dogs. The most strange thing is that Lin Chong has no water point. It seems that I'd better learn this Lin family gun when I have time, In the future, there will be no need to find bricks where there are cleaners.

Looking at Duan Jingzhu, I was sweating a lot. He still pulled the man running around the whole martial arts school. This man has a strong sense of revenge! The man he pulled was also helpless. He simply held his head and let him run. Seeing that it was better than walking around, it was really a bit like taking a rickshaw. Duan Jingzhu ran in front of the sweeping aunt twice. On the third time, the aunt said, "boy, sweep it clean enough. Sprinkle some water on him to change the pier -"

Seeing that the situation was very good and there was nothing for me, I sat down and looked at my watch. It was time for dinner. I began to worry about Xiang Yu again. I just wanted to call him. After thinking about it, I still called Mr. Li. When the phone got through, I lowered my voice and asked her, "is it convenient to talk?"

Li Shishi said with a smile, "we have finished our meal."

"Oh, how's it going?"

"I left brother Xiang and Zhang Bing to go first. I said I had something else to do."

"What about the ice?"

"I didn't say anything. It seems very happy. Brother Xiang performed well. Although he was a little nervous at first, he also talked and laughed later."

I sighed, "it's a man's nature to play at a higher level when you pick up girls." Then I asked Mr. Li, "where are you now?"

"I'm waiting for my sister-in-law. I'll watch her wedding dress this afternoon..."

Maybe I spoke a little louder and was finally found by a man: bald head.

The leader is like this. He should always see farther and think more than others. He should dare to challenge the strongest enemy. In the scuffle, I made a phone call in my spare time and pointedly lit the white iron point on the stairs with a broom. He looked so lonely and proud, just like a cold at high altitude. I deserved my appearance. No one dared to come up and die.

The bald man rushed up, holding the phone in one hand, whizzing the broomstick from a commanding position, and his arm swelled twice. The boy was not stupid. I went to my aunt and raised an iron dustpan to kill him again.

At this time, Mr. Li said, "cousin, what kind of wedding dress do you like?"

While smoking the bald dustpan, I said, "don't be too exposed... Dangdang... But show your figure... Dangdang..."

Li Shishi said, "what are you doing there?"

With a dustpan as a cover, the bald man was forced up step by step. I retreated and said, "cousin, wait a minute first. I'm a little busy..."

With a bald head and a dustpan and a triumphant smile in his eyes, he also saw that as long as he pushed me to the ground, I must not be his size.

At this critical moment, I finally found his flaw - he didn't wear shoes.

Holding the phone, I pretended to be doing useless work, slowly lowered my body, and then shouted: "Dugu Jiujian - broken feet!" The broom was firmly stuck on his toes, and with a scream from his bald head, he rolled downstairs with his feet in his arms.

I brushed twice, then made a gesture of returning the sword into the sheath, picked up the phone and continued: "and your bridesmaid dress, you must also buy the most beautiful..."