"Zaoshe (said)." No wonder he's too old for the last level of super Marley. He doesn't even know that.
"Brother Ying, does the camera still have electricity? Do you have something to do with me tomorrow."
"SA Si (what's up)
"Just take pictures tomorrow."
I have to get 300 ID cards for each person. It's up to Xiao rang and Jin Dajian. I'm not reluctant to spend money to do it from the outside, but I have to take risks after all. Now that international terrorist forces are so rampant, I have to get 300 fake cards. If I meet a certificate dealer with unique patriotic enthusiasm, he will betray his customers to satisfy his heart.
The last time I lost my ID card, these two people worked together to make another one, but that's a special case. You can work slowly. This time it's batch, and you probably need a professional printing machine.
Now there are cameras. Jin Shaoyan sent them, of course, high-grade goods. In fact, many journalists who are determined to win the Pulitzer Photography Award use this model.
Where can I get a machine that can be used as a false certificate?
Then Liu Bang came back
"Rent 500 a day. It's for the sake of Feng Feng. You know, people can delay more than that..."
So the problem of the machine was solved. Who is Guo Tianfeng? She is our fake queen. Although (at present) she is only limited to the garment industry, she knows a wide range of people.
Liu Bang looked at each house and said, "big Xiang hasn't come back yet? Let's go in the morning. I've been staying with that chick Zhang Bing all day. I'll have a meal and open a room in the evening -" Liu Bang said obscene with a snap of his fingers. "Live together!"
I connected the computer and printer, printed out Xiang Yu's "love enemies" in the digital camera one by one, and said, "Bangzi, I have to say that being a rogue is your nature, but what will you do when you are an emperor and speak in this tone?"
Liu Bang immediately said sadly, "you haven't seen what I'm wearing, so being an emperor has to be abnormal." Liu Bang pointed to Qin Shihuang in his bedroom. He lowered his voice and said, "isn't that an example?"
I said with a smile, "is brother Ying very good?"
"Very good. Can you lose the country? He killed more people than you saw!"
With these words, Baozi and Mr. Li also came back. Baozi threw his boots on the shoe rack, fell into the sofa, pinched his feet and shouted, "Liu Ji, pour a glass of water."
If you were a steamed stuffed bun, you would call me, but when you saw that I was busy making photos and Liu Bang was close to the kettle, you assigned the emperor to carry tea and pour water for her. Liu Bang held the water, took a gulp of steamed stuffed bun and said, "dog day's wedding dress shop robbed money."
Liu Bang and I were stunned. I saw Mr. Li just laughing. I knew there was something else below.
"The cheapest one costs 200 a day. There is no discount."
Liu Bang said, "that's not expensive. It's better to rent a machine for handling fake certificates in Taiwan."
The steamed stuffed bun pounded his leg and said, "but you know, now the wedding dress is rented two sets. It takes one day to wear it on the day of marriage and one day to go back. It costs 1000 yuan less for one inside and one outside."
I asked, "did you rent it?"
Steamed stuffed bun said: "originally, I had to rent it, but Xiaonan said that one of her classmates is a wedding dress maker and can borrow it."
We all looked at Mr. Li. She just smiled. Her classmates? Du Shiniang is here?
Steamed stuffed bun got up to cook. Mr. Li whispered to me, "there is a wedding dress in the boutique wedding dress shop, which is very suitable for my cousin's sister-in-law, and the price is not expensive."
"How much is it?"
"30000." Mr. Li looked at me and said, "and you don't rent land. I suggest you buy it and give it to your cousin. Every woman should have a wedding dress all her life."
Every woman should have a wedding dress? Where did she learn such a petty bourgeoisie's tone? Are you going to leave or wear it to the vegetable market? But she's qualified to say that. She gave us that bead as a wedding gift. If it was changed into a wedding dress, it could at least wrap the silver makeup of the two army groups.
The bead steamed stuffed bun has been worn fresh and thrown casually in the drawer, but it is a safe place. Even if the thief comes in, he can't take away anything of value without the level of an associate professor or above. Who could have thought that the dagger Jing Ke used to assassinate Qin had been peeled, put on a red rope, and the spare hat beads of song Huizong were thrown in the drawer?
It's time for dinner. I lay on the window and shouted, "Ke Zi. Eat!"
Er silly is "practicing sword" with Uncle Zhao's son Zhao Bailian. Each of them holds a broom and lifts chickens and dogs everywhere. After I shouted, I quickly closed the window.
After a while, both of them came up. Jing Ke affectionately took Zhao Bailian's hand and said to me, "let him eat at our house."
Steamed stuffed bun and I immediately looked at each other. If you are a person with normal intelligence, you greet him with "welcome". He must say "no, no, I have something else". Even if there is no rice rut, if you want to eat here, you should be polite. But this fool is different. What should I do every day after eating here? Before we bought our wedding dress, we had another son - Zhao Bailian, one year older than me.
But what can we do? Our delicious food is on a big table. The fool's saliva is running out. You drive him out? I can't do it anyway. Facts have proved that what I can't do is steamed stuffed bun
She said to the two fools, "wash your hands."
Zhao Bailian washed his hands, picked up the bowl and ate it. Except for occasionally smiling at two fools, he didn't say a word to others. It's bad. Don't you carry your back, two fools?
I smiled and asked Er silly, "Kezi, have you finished your sword skills recently?"
Jing Ke was stunned for a moment. He was not stupid. He vaguely felt that I had no good intention. He looked at Zhao Bailian and smiled. He actually had the meaning of dim sum.
I took out my cell phone, put my hand under the table and quietly used a mind reading skill at Zhao Bailian. When I took it out, I was surprised - the machine crashed!
Ellipsis... Crash... These two fools are the hell of my mobile phone!
At more than 9 p.m., Xiang Yu didn't come back. The first one who couldn't sit still was Liu Bang. He looked at his watch and said, "big Xiang won't really open a room, will he?" The reason why he said this was because he knew Xiang Yu would not do so. This should be the sentence: it is often your enemy who knows you best.
Just then, there was the sound of a car downstairs. After a while, Xiang Yu slowly came upstairs. He changed his shoes, hung up his clothes, came over and drank the water on the table. I hurriedly asked, "just separated from Zhang Bing?"
Xiang Yu nodded: "just sent her back to the dormitory."
"How's it going?" Liu Bang asked.
Xiang Yu smiled faintly at him and suddenly saw the photos on the table. He picked them up at will and looked at them. Then he buttoned up two of them upside down and said, "these two have girlfriends." He slowly unbuttoned his shirt, stood up and walked to the bedroom: "I'll go to bed first. I'll say I'll take her to see grandpa tomorrow."
Liu Bang looked at his back until he entered the house and closed the door. Liu Bangmeng turned back and whispered to me, "the mood is not very high. Is it completely dead?"
I held my chin and said, "no, a girl can stay with you so late on her first date. It's impossible to have a bad impression."
Liu Bang said, "did Zhang Bing tell him 'I only treat you as my brother', or did he directly say 'you are a good man'?"
I sneered and said, "it's impossible!" I threw the two photos taken by Xiang Yu in front of Liu Bang and said, "how did the big man know that these two people had girlfriends? He can't chase people and ask. It can only be Zhang Bing who told him why Zhang Bing did this? It's because he's afraid that too many male students greeting her will cause the big man's unhappiness, so he will say some seemingly useless nonsense."
Liu Bang looked at me in surprise and said, "I don't know if Zhang Bing was Yu Ji in his last life. You must be Zhang Liang in your last life!"
I felt that Zhang Liang suffered a lot in front of Liu Bang, so I immediately said, "I was Zhuge Liang in my last life."
It turned out that Zhang Liang only worked for him and Zhuge Liang worked for his third grandson.
But why is Xiang Yu unhappy? More accurately, there is no passion.
It is understandable that in those days, he was a kingpin in the world, and Yu Ji was a poisonous and beautiful woman like a poppy. In those turbulent times, when she woke up, the enemy had been killed in front of her, so they were killed in mosquito nets. What a pride, but now, one identity is the boss of the steamed stuffed bun shop and the granddaughter of a petty official in the words of Emperor Qin Shihuang, How can we find the feeling of beacon fire in March again! Now peace and development are the main theme - Iraq is about to withdraw troops.
And beauty is something that can only be found and can't be found. Putting the ring in the ice cream gives the fiancee a surprise. Although it looks beautiful, it must be fatal to meet the last few cups of steamed stuffed buns.