V1.Chapter 97

The old man left with a little faltering steps. This intellectual who seems to have been in high spirits all his life has actually touched the wall all his life. Ideal and reality are always contradictory. What he wants to do is very different from what he can do. There are many people who can help him, but they are unwilling to really help him. Who is willing to waste resources on such illusory ideals? Intellectuals have been unable to change the world since ancient times. Li Bai and Du Fu can't, nor can Fan Zhongyan and Wang Anshi. To change the reality, bandits and the army are the last word. Fortunately, I have a little about bandits and the army - I have to see my certificate processing machine.

I came to the canteen. Several workers had just connected the power supply. I unpacked the package and scattered the smoke, saying hard. The leader looked at me up and down and asked, "can you use this thing?"

I put a pack of cigarettes in his coat pocket, and then he turned on the machine and said, "it's very simple. After filling in other materials, this is the scanning photo. This is the certificate outlet, and the certificate has been suppressed."

I asked: "do you have to buy plastic paper to make an ID card?"

"Don't --"

I was stunned for a moment and said in surprise, "shit, directly issue the second-generation ID card?"

He said proudly, "that's right. Although the machine is old, it's imported. It's advanced in China."

When the workers left, I found some soldiers to carry the machine directly to the ladder classroom, and then sent someone to invite Lu Junyi and all heroes to the meeting. Qin Shihuang's photography work is done in an orderly manner. It is estimated that it will be completed in the morning.

Before the heroes came one after another, I paid Yan Jingsheng out. I gave him the check and asked him to buy protective equipment. He was so happy that he took two little soldiers away.

After the heroes arrived, I asked Lu Junyi and Wu Yong to sit in the middle of the podium. Below are the heroes except Zhu GUI, Du Xing, who worked in the bar, and several generals who just went shopping. 300 also gathered. Those who didn't take photos continued to line up to take photos, and all the photos were taken.

I coughed solemnly and said, "brothers, heroes of Yue's army, now our Yucai civil and military school has reached a critical moment of life and death..."

Li Kui shouted, "why, the emperor is going to denounce you?" Then there was a sudden buzzing at the bottom. Li Yun said: "fortunately, I have laid the foundation for the urn..." the magic machine military Master Zhu Wu said: "dig the moat quickly and recall Zhang Shun and Ruan brothers..." Tang Long said: "how many weapons do you need, but I don't have enough manpower for a moment..."

Contrary to them, the 300 Yue Army stood still, but their faces were complex. It seemed that they didn't want to fight for anyone except Yue Fei. However, Xu Delong didn't speak and waited for me.

I want to explain as I wipe my cold sweat, but there is already a lot of noise below. What a dangerous speech. How do you want to fight against the government as soon as you say life and death? Isn't it important to fight for honor?

Lu Junyi patted the table hard for a few times before the heroes gradually quieted down. I smiled awkwardly and said, "er... It's not so serious, it's still a martial arts contest..."

"And!" The heroes despised together.

I hurriedly said, "this competition is very important. The candidate problem needs to be solved urgently. Because our goal is the fifth this time, it brings great difficulty to operability, which requires our people to be able to play when they need to win and afford to lose when they need to lose..."

Someone under the stage immediately said angrily, "if you can't win the first place in a challenge arena, you'll lose our face in Liangshan?" "We can't help it," he said

Grandma, song heipang asked you to surrender. You all agreed. I can't let you lose a game? Many heroes have the intention to leave. At this time, Dong Ping suddenly stood up and said, "wait a minute, brothers. Xiaoqiang said that after the game, he would pay us to go back to Liangshan. Besides, when we compete in martial arts, who knows that we are from Liangshan? We should play with Xiaoqiang. If we get the money, we will be happy!" A group of people think. Then I sat down again.

I was so nervous that I waved again and again and said, "what I said was to pay you to revisit Liangshan after Biwan. It's not to revisit it!"

So someone under the stage shouted, "I'll count it." Someone next to him immediately punched him and scolded, "you're a bird. I'm afraid it's easy for you to lose. You can't win if you want to win." The man was angry: "why, do you want to stretch out your hand with me?" Li Kui shouted: "don't make noise, don't rob me..." there was another chaos.

Wu Yong stood up and pressed down with his hand. He immediately became quiet. It seems that his prestige is higher than Lu Junyi. Wu Yong asked me: "Xiaoqiang, how many people are needed for this competition?"

I said, "there are 8 single people and a group of 5 people, a total of 13 people."

Wu glanced at the bottom 300 with his eyes. Xu Delong immediately understood and stood up and said, "the quota is limited. If we need to play, we are naturally duty bound. If all the heroes of Liangshan are willing to bear it, we have no opinion." The heroes praised: "this soldier is happy enough."

Wu Yong nodded at him, and then said to me, "it's still a difficult thing. Now the brothers are not complete. The Kung Fu of Yang Zhi, Zhang Qingruan's brothers are in the front. It's hard to decide who to choose if they are not here."

At this time, Qin Shihuang was successful and came up to me with a digital camera. Lu Junyi pointed to fat Ying and asked me, "this is..." I whispered in my ear, "Qin Shihuang." Lu Junyi was surprised and even gave the stool to fat Ying. The people on Liangshan lacked minimum respect for the emperors and generals. Lu Junyi and Song Jiang were two exceptions.

In order to test whether the machine is easy to use, I didn't care to discuss the candidate with Wu Yong first. I connected the camera with the old computer on the machine. It is worthy of being a professional certificate processing machine. The ID card modes are ready-made. I can fill in some information without using the scanner. I directly pasted Xu Delong's photo. As soon as I press OK, the host sounded dull, After a while, a hot ID card vomited out.

I hurriedly called Jin Dajian and Xiao rang up. After thinking about it, he called Song Qing and demonstrated a few more to them. Sure enough, Song Qing first learned to operate, but he still couldn't type and could only paste the archived data in the computer. After a while, more than a dozen ID cards with 300 photos were produced. Jin Dajian quickly mastered this stupid operation. You can't let him program the computer. But let him do some crooked ways. That's better than anyone. Xiao let me see it for a while. It was very boring. He said, "I have nothing to do. I'll go." It's really none of his business.

Wu Yong suddenly grabbed him and said, "you have a lot of things!"

Wu Yong showed me a piece of film and said, "this is my ID card."

As soon as I saw that it was still the first generation land. At the beginning, the certificates of heroes may have been handled by one person, so the photos were taken in a hurry and my glasses were not taken off. Even my layman can see that they are fake. And the name is Wu Yong.

Wu Yong asked me, "do you want to use this thing in the competition?"

I said: "sure, report the list first, and then the contestants can go on stage after checking their ID cards."

Wu Yong said, "so we can't use the land certificates we have now."

I wonder, "why?"

"Because it's all real names, doesn't it really lose the prestige of Liangshan?"

I slapped my head hard and almost forgot about it.

If there is a person named Lin chongdi or Yang Zhi among the people who compete on the stage, they may not care, but the 13 people in a team are Lin Chong, Yang Zhi, Dong Ping and Li Kui. No doubt!

Wu Yong turned to Xiao rang: "so your task is to report 13 names as soon as possible."

"What name?"

"Just get up." Wu Yong said and said to me, "you report the 13 names first and fill in the information in this thing." he said, pointing to the certificate processing machine, "the place for photos is empty. On that day, whoever is convenient to go on, just hand in a photo."

I'm cold. I'm worthy of being a dog in the den of thieves. I don't think Zhuge Liang could have come up with such a wonderful idea if he didn't have a heart to deliberately oppose the government.

I thought about it and said, "I still can't. the photos have to be handed in together with the list to get the contestant's certificate."

Wu Yong hehe said with a smile, "it depends on your ability. As far as I know, people trust the ID card more. You can hand in 13 photos at random and take them a little vague. Then take the newly made ID card and player card on the stage. As long as he looks at the photos on the ID card, there should be no problem." Full of bad water!

I asked Qin Shihuang, "brother Ying. OK?"

Fat Ying disdained and said, "if it's crooked (that) can't be done, it's very clear when you're hungry."

It's time to get up, but Qin Shihuang's camera is really useless. Except for the scene of murder, the definition is first-class!

I went to the camera stand and waved to the two little soldiers. I let one of them sit on the stool and said to the other, "you take pictures, just press this..."

The little soldier immediately waved his hand and said, "I won't."

"Just because I can't find you." I pulled him in front of the camera and taught him how to use it.

When you take a look, it's still not clear enough - it's too clear! I kicked the camera bracket away and said to him, "shoot again!"

Knowing that I was not satisfied, the little soldier took another picture trembling and shaking his hands, but he could still see his face clearly. I waved for another one and said to the new one, "beat his back."

In this way, someone beat the back of the "photographer" to take a picture. When I took the picture again, it was like a pendulum. The face was an empty shadow. I said with satisfaction, "yes, just take it like this - don't stop beating your back. If you take it, you have to start again." Then I found 13 soldiers with different faces and popular characteristics from 300 miles to take photos.

Xiao rang frowned and said to Wu Yong, "can you name it casually?"

Wu Yong said, "just let you get up at will."

Xiao rang said, "according to Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhao one, Zhao two, Zhao three, money one, money two, money three, the row will be over by Monday. Is that all right?"

Wu glanced at him and said, "we have 54 brothers together. You use this last name and that first name. Don't you spell 13 names easily?"

At this time, Dai Zong came to hold me and said, "Xiaoqiang, if we want to do this, do we need a room to put the machine, and we have to be closer to the stadium."

I think it's right. I'll call secretary Liu right away and say I need an office. Secretary Liu said: "this kind of small thing has been arranged for you for a long time. A VIP seat with a canopy and a 120 square meter office are in the stadium - at least four or five others share one."

Now, I finally realized the sweetness of the "host". I simply said, "secretary Liu, will you arrange a bus to pick up our team members on the day of the game?"

Secretary Liu said, "what kind of bus will affect the physical strength of the team members. I reserved a room for you in the three-star hotel next to the stadium. How many people do you have?"

I said, "let's arrange for 60 people first."

Secretary Liu said somewhat unexpectedly, "so many? Fortunately, you said it early, otherwise you really can't get it. You know that the hotels around are already full and the rooms can't be booked."

"Then there are 300 students in my school..."

"Don't think about the hotel. If necessary, I'll arrange a car to pick them up."

I hesitated and said, "secretary Liu, there's another thing..."

The mayor's secretary was very patient: "say."

"In order to save money, I took all the photos of our team members. The effect is not very good. You have to take more details when handing them over."

Secretary Liu said alertly, "director Xiao, you're not trying to do something wrong, are you?"

It deserves to be a political place. It has a very sensitive sense of smell.

I said solemnly, "what kind of heresy can I do? If I do it, I'll give my opponent overpowering drugs. I'll give myself stimulants. I haven't heard of what I can do in the photos." I saw him still pondering and simply said, "secretary Liu. You won't doubt that I pay people in a poor school?"

Secretary Liu laughed when he thought about it. Even if he really hired someone, wouldn't it be OK to hand in the photos of the hired person? He relaxed and said, "all right, I see."

I didn't expect so many benefits from a phone call. I said to Dai Zong with appreciation: "I didn't expect that Dai Zong's brother was so careful."

Dai Zong said, "it's not thin. I'm afraid you'll let me run from here to the gym. Who can stand it?" The heroes laughed. Song Qing said, "Dean Dai can run as far as he thinks!" The boy lived in the same room with Li Bai. Most likely, he learned from a book he read.

I found Li Yun and told him that I would get married in two months and the house needed his help to decorate. He heard that I bought a small villa, took out a roll of paper from my fart pocket and spread it out in front of me, pointing out: "what style do you like, Gothic, Baroque, Rococo..." I was very angry. He said, "it's only been a long time since you learned to worship foreign countries. Is there any place in China?"

Li Yun took the drawing and said, "I'll clean it up for you according to the layout of my house on Liangshan."

The big preparation work was almost like this. It took half a month to settle down calmly. Of course, Xiang Yu is the one who has changed the most. He is not as happy as he thought. He is much quieter and devotes himself to accompany Zhang Bing every day. Just like Qin Shihuang indulges in games and boring things done by Jing ershan and Zhao Bailian every day, he seems to have just found one thing to do. At least I don't see his passion. I wonder why it is like this, Is marriage really the tomb of love - er, irrelevant, that is, looking back 500 times in the previous life - irrelevant. I don't know how to describe these two people. In our opinion, ice beauty like Zhang Bing is willing to spend most of her spare time on someone. Isn't that a benign hint? What is it? But Xiang Yu just refused to further their relationship.

Their business is hanging like this. No one can help. As for Li Shishi, this chick is bad at learning. In addition to going to the street with steamed stuffed bun occasionally or having dinner with Zhang Bing, she stays on the Internet all day, cross legged and has a large bucket of potato chips at hand. But I know that she is not playing. She is searching for all kinds of talent shows and famous opportunities. Under her boring appearance, she hides a heart eager for success, I never doubt that she can succeed. She is not only smart and intelligent, but also has appearance and strength. Although she has only one year, it also makes her more explosive. I believe she will be like a water shooting fish waiting at the bottom of the water for a long time.

A week ago, 200 of the 300 were borrowed as coolies, and there were 179 registration teams. Therefore, 179 of the 200 held the signs of "so and so martial arts school" and "so and so martial arts school" in a big circle around the stadium every day for the so-called dress rehearsal.

The contestants representing our Yucai civil and military school are temporarily limited to Liangshan heroes. They have stronger personal quality and good adaptability, but who to send has not been decided. These guys are shouting that they have to go today. After sleeping, they may have changed their mind. The two lists that have been determined have been cancelled because of this.

Now our contestants are like 54 out of 13 lotteries. The head portraits roll one by one and change one by one, which bothers me. The list has already been handed over. To be honest, those names look familiar, but I swear I don't know any of them.

The candidate must be decided the day after tomorrow, because tomorrow - the Wulin conference will open.