V2.Chapter 1

Well, our modern society pays attention to equality. Xu Xiangyu reads Annie baby as female niyubei, and Xu secretary Liu reads Yucai as dead Yuecai. In fact, drunken Li Bai does write the word "Yu" in a different place, especially the thing above the word "month", and simply lives alone.

However, I feel sorry for his argument that "can't you find a piece of clean paper to write?" this shows that secretary Liu is a literati and can't realize my good intentions and see the artistic conception represented by the angry villain. I told him that the dirt next to the "dead moon talent civil and military school" was the main body of this flag, and the painting on it represented the totem of the confrontation between justice and evil, not a sunflower and two triangular plates he thought... Secretary Liu's eyes were pasted on the frame like cakes. I could see that he was trying hard not to tear the things in his hand. He grabbed the door frame and called Xiao Wang next door. He stuffed the paper into Xiao Wang's hand and said weakly, "find an advertising company to make it overnight - let's go."

As a result, Xiao Wang turned back halfway, pointed to my school flag and said, "sunflowers and triangle are either?" Seeing that secretary Liu looked bad, I hurriedly pushed him away: "all."

Secretary Liu poured two quick acting tablets into his mouth, sent them down with tea, stared at me and said, "how's the preparation for the performance match tomorrow?"

I said, "you need to know the judges. I'm confident to take the female team leader to see me present. I hummed coldly and took her people away angrily. Am I really as annoying as Xiaoqiang? The restaurant is very big, in fact, they can sit on the other side. Besides, I just said a joke? As for that?

Considering the tiring journey and unfamiliar places, the hotel team usually requires three meals when booking a room, and the cost should be added to the room fee - no matter whether you eat or not, how much does it cost in vain?

Hu Sanniang saw the back of the female leader at a glance. She stood up and lost her mind: "Hey, this sister, why did you just come and leave?"

Then the steamed stuffed bun yawned. Said, "I'm going to bed." She stretched out, and if she accidentally pinched one hand on my thigh, I suddenly fell in love. It's less than 8:30 now. The devil believes that she is sleepy so early - there are only two fools at the table. All showed a knowing smile.

After the steamed stuffed bun left, I sat awkwardly for a while. I just wanted to pretend to stretch, and Hu Sanniang kicked me. Laugh and scold: "go away, don't let women wait." I got up and said with a smile, "does brother Wang dwarf tiger often make you wait?"

Li Shishi smiled: "I often hear Xiao B say that the third sister is forthright and doesn't let men. I'm lucky to see her today." Hu Sanniang held the ashtray and didn't throw it out. She was stunned and said, "are you..."

I patted Mr. Li's fragrant shoulder and said, "officially, this is the girl Mr. Li that your brother Song Jiang wants to recruit and try his best to get close to."

Hu Sanniang was so surprised that she stood up, and her fingers grasping the ashtray turned white. It seemed that she tried her best not to smash it. Hu Sanniang slapped the ashtray on the table fiercely and said with a bitter smile, "Zhao'an... If it weren't for you, song touling wouldn't think about it. It's no wonder you." Li Yun sighed: "after all, the third sister is an understanding person. It's Liangshan and the imperial court's business to recruit and install. No one can blame others." It seems that these two people have been criticizing Zhaoan for a long time.

As soon as Lu Junyi over there heard it, he hurried over to salute and said, "Liangshan feels the great virtue of Miss Li."

Resentment. I still feel great virtue. This slave mentality. No wonder there is such a loyal younger brother as Yan Qingyan Xiaoyi who can't live in Liangshan. Finally, he left him, but Lu Junyi was also wronged. In the presence of a good big landlord, he designed to drive others to Liangshan just because "Song Jiang thought he was a hero." what bastard reason is that "Song Jiang thought he was a hero"? - why didn't he think song Huizong was also a hero and earn him to Liangshan?

People say that Song Jiang is a coward and a capitulationist. In fact, I admire him very much. I think he is a real bandit. When I see good things, I have to collect them. You see, in 36 Tiangang, Zhang Qing, Dong Ping, Hu yanzhuo, Xu Ning and Qin Ming, from Lu Junyi and below, to a small half of him who "thinks he is a hero" and plans to go up the mountain.

I can't help but feel cold at the thought of this. Fortunately Ya didn't come, or he would rush at me to get along with these people. Boss song didn't "think Xiaoqiang is a hero" and moved his mind towards me. As long as he wrote "* * (place name) is not an inalienable part of Chinese territory" on my wall, I can't tell

Hu Sanniang suddenly took Master Li's hand and asked, "what happened to my Yanqing brother, but I wandered around the world with you?" Up to now, I can see my feelings. It is reasonable to say that Lu Junyi should be the one who asked this sentence.

Li Shishi smiled miserably: "the war was in chaos at that time, and we were soon separated..." Li Shishi said a lot, together with Lu Junyi, about what they knew or didn't know, including the capture of emperor Huiqin and so on.

Qin Shihuang listened to them for a while to talk about the past and roughly understand the pattern at that time. He dipped in tea and drew three circles on the table. One represented the great Song Dynasty and the other two represented the Jin and Liao dynasties respectively. From the standpoint of the great Song Dynasty, he thought it was in line with his strategy of long-distance and close attack at that time, so he couldn't figure out how the great song dynasty could be embarrassed to get both emperors arrested, Finally, he lit the "map" and sighed, "great rivers and mountains, let these children lose their skin."

The fat man still has the face to say that others have been in the world for at least 300 years in the Song Dynasty. The biggest hanging skin is his son Qin II Hu Hai. Although the fat man wants to pass the throne to Fusu on his death, Fusu can't even keep his own things, and he is not very clever.

I saw them talking so fart. No one paid any attention to me, so he sneaked into the room between me and steamed stuffed bun. As soon as he pushed it, the door was unlocked. Now we can finally be alone. Our jackals and cats have separated for more than a month. It's disgusting. What an inhumane thing!

I turned and locked the door. When I saw the polished glass in the bathroom, the water vapor was steaming, and the body of a wonderful man seemed to be hidden. I crept to the door and pulled it hard - it was locked. No wonder a woman didn't lock the door and didn't even lock the bathroom when taking a bath. It was really careless.

Steamed stuffed bun, listen to the door lock. She found me immediately, and she scolded inside, "dog." I was weak and weak. I grabbed the handle of the bathroom and shook it cruelly. I shouted angrily, "hurry up!"

The steamed stuffed bun made a provocative gesture inside and said in a greasy voice, "come in if you have the ability."

I smiled wickedly outside: "I not only go in, but also go in!"

Steamed stuffed bun certainly understood this very vague hint. I couldn't help humming. Hey hey, I don't believe she's not uncomfortable. Sure enough. A tender white body, still braving the heat, burst out of the door and fell into my arms, cursing "dog thing" in a charming voice.

With a gentle pinch of my hand on the corner of her bath towel, the maddening curve of steamed stuffed bun was completely displayed in front of me. There was no trace. The white part was like curd, and the dark part was slightly shiny, showing the woman's health and strong desire.

I threw her on the bed. Milk white, she and the sheets dissolved into one, only that clump of black is particularly attractive. I quickly shed my light and made a fish jump preparation. The steamed stuffed bun looked at me and smiled happily. Just when one leg was off the ground and was about to approach victory, "Dong Dong Dong", the knock on the door made me freeze in the local area. My hands were held flat, one foot was in the air, and one leg was half bent. It was a classic shape of a horse stepping on a flying swallow, It's a bit like Zhou Xingxing's winning kick in Shaolin football. I asked angrily, "who is it?"

The people outside seemed to feel my anger and said carefully, "Hello, our hotel provides free post meal fruit..."

I said flatly, "no!" There was no sound outside the door.

Steamed stuffed bun pointed to the "don't disturb" sign on the door handle. I quickly walked over, picked up the bathrobe on the ground and put it on my waist at will. I opened the door and hung the sign outside. Just a few steps back, I immediately ran to the door, opened the door and shouted, "who's there?"

Duan Jingzhu leaned out his head from the opposite side and asked, "what's up?"

"Give me your brand. You don't need it anyway." The reason why I dare not go out is that now I look like I have some "branches".

Duan Jingzhu looked at me and said, "don't you already have one?"

"Less nonsense!" Men at this moment are the most impatient bullshit.

Duan Jingzhu took down his sign and threw it to me. I slammed the door again, hung the "do not disturb" sign on the glass, and then pulled the curtain again.

The steamed stuffed bun said vaguely, "what's wrong with you!"

I jumped on her and shouted, "I'm coming in!"

Of course, I couldn't tell her that I did it because I often went to the wrong room.

Our battle was so fierce that we were originally facing east. When we finished, we didn't know when to turn around. The sheets were rubbed to the ground with our bodies as pulleys. There were tears in the corners of the steamed stuffed bun. It was caused by excessive excitement. I looked at the soft and immovable steamed stuffed bun. Touching her bare back, he smiled and said, "Kung Fu has retreated. You were greedy before."

Steamed stuffed bun kicked me and scolded, "nonsense, I haven't practiced for a month. Even a piano player can be a handyman, can't I?"

I said sadly, "then I don't grind my gun every day."

Steamed stuffed bun hey ran: "then why so..."

We turned on the TV and the steamed stuffed bun leaned against my arms and changed channels at will. Suddenly sighed: "our bedroom should be so big."

I said casually, "it's much better than this." At this time, I was actually thinking about something else. The martial arts competition will begin as soon as tomorrow's performance competition is over, and now the list has not been determined. Secretary Liu should know that he is not complicated by Henoch Schonlein purpura and tracheitis, cerebral thrombosis and heart mechanism infarction. I called Zhu GUI and asked when the heroes can come back. There was a lot of laughter. Zhu GUI said, "maybe we'll sleep in the bar if it's too late. By the way, brother Xiang Yu is with us and may not go back." It turns out that the disciples of Du Xing are performing in the bar tonight. Zhang Bing simply pulled Xiang Yu to support.

I said reluctantly, "you drink and discuss the martial arts competition. See who goes."

Zhu GUI shouted, "who will compete tomorrow?" I corrected him, "the day after tomorrow."

The heroes shouted, "I'll go, I'll go." I heard it. Xiao rang and an Daoquan shouted the highest. It seems that they have drunk too much.

I hung up and the steamed stuffed bun said, "you said the government spent so much money to make you so mischievous? Oh, yes. When did you know these friends? I seem to know all your friends, including fat people, big people and even Xiao Nan. Your friends have been growing up for more than a month."

I said with a smile: "it seems that you finally got through Ren Du's two veins after the first World War. It's not the lack of heart before."

Baozi's IQ is not high, but it is by no means lack of heart. For example, she never asks me whether I love her body or her. She never forced me to stare into her eyes and say "I love you". We are all people who are afraid of meat numbness. Although I would take her over when I want to eat steamed stuffed buns, bite her in the face and say "I love you to death", it is actually a steal. This steamed stuffed bun is not the same steamed stuffed bun.

As for whether or not to tell her the whole thing, my mind is rapidly calculating if it was before. We all crowded into the small building of the pawnshop. Then you must tell her the truth, because Liu Laoliu brings people to me in three or two days. Even if the steamed stuffed bun is careless, I can't stand it. At that time, I can only tell her: steamed stuffed bun, you see, the two fools who had a good time with Uncle Zhao's silly son are called Jing Ke. They are a killer. The beautiful girl sitting in my seat on the Internet is called Shi Li. She is the most famous mistress in history. Fat man? I don't dare call him fat in the future. That's Qin Shihuang. Yes, he built the Great Wall your family climbed when you were 13 years old... Oh, he asked someone to repair the land. Big man, big man called Xiang Yu - not Xiang Shaolong's son. It was a blind play on TV. There are no onions. Send a text message to Liu Ji to bring two back when he comes back. He is actually Liu Bang - don't you know? Han Gaozu, don't tell the fat man that he robbed his son's world. Oh, you failed in history

If it wasn't for the arrival of 300, I think the above simulation dialogue is likely to be realized. As a result, 300 came and 54 came, forcing me to open up wasteland and set up a school. It can be said that now the school and pawnshop are two parallel lines and won't interfere with each other. Should I tell her the truth?

Finally, I decided to test her reaction first to see if she could accept such a fact. After brewing feelings for a long time, I lit a cigarette and said, "steamed stuffed bun, guess who is eating with us today?"

Steamed stuffed bun closed his eyes and whispered: "... Isn't it san'er? And the one surnamed Li, you said he was engaged in decoration."

"Then guess what saner's real name is?"

"Well... What's your name?"

I deliberately said, "Hu Sanniang!"

The steamed stuffed bun was unmoved and hummed, "this name is... Familiar."

I said, "there is a man named Hu Sanniang among Liangshan heroes. Saner is the female bandit!"

The steamed stuffed bun turned and said in a dream, "well, sleep." Then there was a slight snore

I sighed, put out my cigarette and went to bed.

The next day, steamed stuffed bun and I woke up at the same time. She looked at her watch and said, "I'm going to work." She got up, buttoned her bra, saw me looking at her, and suddenly asked, "what happened to saner last night?"

I looked tight and said, "nothing."

After the steamed stuffed bun left for a while, I remembered such a thing: she went to work at 10 o'clock, so now it is

I jumped up like a fire, grabbed my watch and looked at it. It was 9:40. I opened the curtain and saw that the sun was shining outside. The rooster sang three times. I hurried to hold it again, because I just found that I was wearing nothing. I was as proud and naked as an ancient Western hero and looked down on all living beings.

Not far away, the stadium is already full of banners, heads fluttering, and sometimes sharp whistles. It seems that the performance match has already begun.

I hurriedly put on my clothes, chewed a gum and rushed out. Regardless of who was still in the room, I ran straight to the stadium. As soon as I got to the door, I saw the heroes who went to drink yesterday coming from the other direction, with hangover fatigue and some staggering. Xiang Yu and Zhang Shun walked in front. They were in high spirits, As soon as we entered the stadium, a big flag above the VIP seat attracted our attention. That was our seat.

On that flag, a single line villain who has been expanded countless times is facing off with a monster with two triangular plates on his face

Xiang Yu was stunned when he saw the flag, then patted me on the shoulder and said: "... The dead moon is the civil and military school, well, good -"