V2.Chapter 4

What a good thing Zhang Xiaohua, a non famous Internet writer, said: giving a brick to a poet is the most basic social morality.

Fortunately, Li Bai's character is more relaxed and crazy. His white hair is often scattered on his shoulders. He is wearing a white background and blue printed T-shirt. He is more like a painter of traditional Chinese painting. Compared with a poet, I prefer a painter of traditional Chinese painting. Now he and Song Qing sit together and listen to Song Qing's enlightenment. Song Qing tells him that there is a kind of microphone in the world. As long as you hold it on your mouth and say it, it can shake thousands of miles. Li Bai touches his chin and thinks, "there should be such a thing on the golden palace..." his divergent thinking is very in line with the YY trend of the times, In fact, if he wanted to dedicate such a thing to Li Longji, it would be much better for his official career than if he wrote thousands of poems.

As we all know, the feudal emperor had civil and military officials. At that time, Wen Dongwu and Xi stood in two shifts, that is, there were only two rows, which was a challenge to space conservation, because the person standing at the back of the team was thousands of miles away from the emperor, and the emperor always spoke slowly, which objectively caused many people not to hear what he was saying, You can't say "wrong doing" to the emperor? "One can pull the honey"? What's more, you can't break the arm of the person in front and ask, "what does the holy old girl live for?" For example, when the emperor said "develop the west", the last one might sound like "don't wear underwear". Over time, such people were either exiled or beheaded, so that many ministers with bad ears sighed that "accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger" - where is this? Why didn't anyone stop me?

After understanding the function of the microphone, Li Bai stunned Song Qing with another sentence: "why is this?"

This kind of person is the most hateful. He gains an inch. You have to ask him something. However, you think you are loli, and another problem of this kind of person is that you don't let him do what he does, except to let him touch the soldering iron. Poor Song Qing, how does he know why? I don't know. Can he know?

But it's really amazing. Two batteries in a barrel can make the sound so loud. Why?

Jing Er silly came together when he heard the speech. Said mysteriously: "because there are villains inside..."

Li Bai immediately understood: "they helped shout together..."

I simply ignored them and continued to watch the game. After the trouble of the Wulin aristocratic family, the audience who had experienced the vicissitudes of the sea and were difficult to get water simply couldn't care about other programs, and those performance teams were really poor. We were indifferent. The good news is that Lin Chong said that in this case, the first half of the performance of 300 alone will be the first.

The audience had no fun and naturally focused on our school flag. They are also divided into three schools. The first school thinks that what is painted on it is a sunflower and two triangles. Although they don't understand why there are triangles, they are very confident about sunflowers. Most of them have no imagination. Most of them are administrative personnel; The second school thinks it's crayon Xiaoxin. They also infer that our school is actually a child interest group similar to kindergarten. People who hold this idea are generally naive. All kinds of occupations; The third faction is the mainstream faction. They believe that the Organizing Committee of the conference should be responsible for our school flag hanging so high and being scrawled like that

When everyone was bored, the host stepped onto the stage and announced: "the next program is performed by the new moon women's bodyguard school."

The leader of the team closest to the stage said discontentedly, "why don't they line up?"

At this time, a long line of beautiful girls ran out of the VIP seat opposite, all wearing small skirts and half sleeved shirts, with bursts of fragrance passing by. In a moment, she came to the stage. The leader was not a squint, but a beautiful girl. She smiled at the complaining person and said softly, "I'm sorry, we were ready when we told us, but changing clothes took too much time... Why don't you go first?"

The man was almost dazzled by the little white arms and legs of the girls, and he scratched his head. "I'm sorry," he said, "I can't let you dry outside. It doesn't matter if we wait." Then he turned back and asked his companions, "do you think so?" His companions have narrowed their eyes. An unfathomable smile hung at the corners of his mouth. He was concentrating on choosing his favorite type. Seeing the leader's questions, he nodded one after another.

The girl smiled gently at them, which led the team slowly onto the stage. Today, although they dress more lively and beautiful, there is not even one person to make a fuss. People all know that these girls are not simple. They were beaten by the female leader yesterday. Today they are obedient, and more importantly, they want to see what skills they can come up with.

Curious, I wondered if they couldn't even turn a somersault and squint. Who would chop a brick?

After more than a dozen girls stood up and the music together, they began to punch so slowly. I watched it for a long time. It was still slow. There was nothing strange. I pulled Lin Chong's sleeve and asked, "this boxing also implied killing?"

Lin Chong shook his head and said, "I can't understand what they want to do. It's just an ordinary Taizu long fist."

Wu Yong suddenly interrupted: "Taizu long fist is Shaolin boxing."

When I looked at the old monk, I saw that the old man was smiling and even the sand in his eyebrows could not shake.

The girls swung their fists and took the sword from the assistant under the stage to draw a circle. As soon as I saw the circle, I subconsciously looked at the old Taoist priest. The old Taoist priest took his hat in his hand and patted it. He was happy. His expression was very misty, very misty.

I blurted out, "Tai Chi sword!" This time Lin Chong was curious: "what is Taiji sword?"

I said casually, "it's a sword technique with no moves. After reading it, who forgets the fastest and who is powerful."

"Those who haven't practiced can't do a move. Isn't it the most powerful?"

I gave him a horizontal look and disdained to say, "so you're a gunshot stream, I'm a stream of consciousness, not a grade."

At this time, the girls finally caught the right one and fought, but it was also the end of the point, which probably flattered the judge.

Wu Yong smiled and said, "what a move, Tianji horse racing."

I also vaguely felt that there was a conspiracy and hurriedly asked, "what do you mean?"

Wu Yong habitually picked up a newspaper to fan the wind and said, "I can't figure out why they performed an extra program yesterday, which was laborious and thankless. Today they see some meaning. Yesterday's performance made people dare not look down on them and don't use them as vases. Now genius is a real performance."

I said, "wouldn't it be better for them to move yesterday's suit to today?"

Wu shook his head and said, "after all, kicking bottles and splitting bricks is too common. It's difficult to make a splash on this occasion today. According to coach Lin, it should not be better than the stick technique of Yue's army."

Lin Chong said, "it's far from comparable."

"So --" Wu Yong continued, "this is called Yiji Xiasi and Bi Shangsi. They made two appearances, and their popularity finally won a little. Do you see their clothes?"

I fell like a cloud: "ah, what?"

"When they dress like this, they want to remind everyone that after all, they are women's generation. Everyone should be lenient. This itself is very gratifying. Then, in terms of performance alone, a group of girls can be so knowledgeable, but they are higher. I think they are determined to win this performance competition."

I muttered, "I know you're a dog head, but don't think people so bad?"

Of course, Wu Yong didn't hear this. He shook his head and said, "if you can overcome hardness with softness and know how to win with a low attitude, the other party is really a strong enemy. It's really a strong enemy."

Zhao Bailian suddenly shrugged and said, "it's murderous!"

I held the telescope and looked along his eyes. I saw a beautiful woman opposite looking here with great interest. Needless to say, I could almost see her two eyes narrowed into a slit from her two mirror tubes

The girls finished the performance so quietly. Looking at the podium, several judges showed a kind smile, as if even the pain just swept by the dust had been soothed.

On the same day, the conference ended the performance competition. After continuous evaluation by the judges, the first place: Crescent women's bodyguard school, and the second place: Yucai civil and military school

Afterwards, I summed up the experience and lessons and came to the conclusion that if we didn't take the stick as proposed by Xu Delong at the beginning, we wouldn't lose; Show with a broom. If we remove the sickle gun, we won't lose.

The most important point is that if the small east wind had not blown at that time, we would not have lost. It can be seen that the saying that time is not as good as place is sometimes not so accurate.

Then I was depressed for a long time. I even thought, due to the failure of the performance competition, should I mention the expected ranking again