V2.Chapter 39

"Pa!" Before he could say anything, Zhao Bailian slapped a fly swatter on his face door, like printing a Gobang Ping.

"Fuck!" The ruffian was so angry that he slapped me. I took a breath of air-conditioning. If Zhao Bailian's small stature was slapped, he would be disabled.

However, if you observe carefully, you will find that at the moment when the ruffian just swung his palm, Zhao Bailian had already begun to bend over. When he waved his hand, Zhao Bailian had already squatted to the ground. This time, he passed over his head and hit the air.

"Pa" Zhao Bailian's backhand is another beat. A chess Ping is also printed on the other side of the ruffian's face. After two beats, the ruffian is a little vain. He is dazzled and shakes a few times. I see the opportunity to make progress with my body and lie down

Zhao Bailian looked down at him and looked up at me. He looked a little confused. Finally, he said to me very seriously, "don't interfere."

Me: "

After saying this, he pinched the fly swatter and patted a gangster in the crowd. As soon as the gangster turned back - "pa", another Qiping face appeared. Then Zhao Bailian slowly moved to the side to avoid the man's kick, "pa". After the second time, an active vegetable was born.

It's strange that people who are still furious after eating Zhao Bailian for the second time immediately become slow in action, dull in eyes, and stagger around the yard like drunk, without any attack.

When Zhao Bailian succeeded in creating the third vegetable, the ruffians immediately divided four or five people to deal with the fool, and they kicked a row of flying feet together. Zhao Bailian turned his back and ran away for a few steps, then slowly turned back: "Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa.

At this time, an extremely strange scene suddenly staged. I saw Zhao Bailian down the cat's waist and jump more than a foot high. When I was inexplicably, a ruffian swept his legs and swept under Zhao Bailian

You know why it's weird?

Normally, it's not surprising that a sweeps his legs and B jumps and flashes. But now the situation is: A is still standing, and B suddenly jumps up. Then, as if to cooperate with B, a swept his legs, like two bad martial arts actors filming.

But Zhao Bailian and the ruffian obviously don't know each other, so there's only one explanation: when the ruffian just thought of using this move, he was noticed by our fool Zhao

Terrible!

I stood and looked for a while and found another thing: the reason why Zhao Bailian was so slow was that he was very weak. Any of these gangsters was much stronger than him. Remember when I first saw him, I almost regarded him as a ghost? If he didn't know what the other party was going to do in advance, he couldn't even dodge a punch.

But no matter how fast the bullet is, it won't turn. If I knew what you thought before you shot. You don't want to hit me in your life.

In the same way, although Zhao Bailian was as slow as a patient with cerebral thrombosis, he didn't punch or kick, but even so, his physical strength decreased significantly. Just two beats could make a person faint. Now it needs four or five or more. Later, his beat can't pose a threat to people. Those who began to be beaten by him were disoriented and bumped deeply and shallowly in the yard. As soon as they fell, they fell down. Passed out.

But that's enough. After he reimbursed six or seven people, Jing Ke was powerful and could lay down one with one punch and one foot. Even so, there were still more people who found Jing Ke than Zhao Bailian. It's very simple. A general who is strong and resolute, he dares to face thousands of troops alone. But it's hard for him to have the courage to face a bitch with a excrement basin - Zhao Bailian's weapon is really disgusting.

At this time, several gangsters finally thought of picking up the stick from the side. It seems that they are not well prepared for the scuffle. Instead, they remind Jing Ke. Seeing someone rushing up with a stick, er silly looked left and right and touched the spoon on the pot table. When the two sticks hit down, er silly waved the spoon and the two sticks were cut off

The remaining ruffians were cold hearted and stayed there. Xiao Liu shouted, "san'er, go and call someone!"

I was surprised. I couldn't think of several bastards and reserves. If I came again on the 10th and 20th, I couldn't deal with it anyway. I watched the ruffian named san'er run out half of his body. Suddenly, he screamed and fell back with his head in his arms. From the door, Liu Bang strolled back slowly with a table in his hand. It turned out that the boy didn't go at all and had been watching at the door.

San'er just got up and jumped out of Liu Bang's back. He held a strange slender object in his hands and repeatedly swung it on san'er's head. He scolded, "let you blackmail my money, let you call people..." it was Guo Tianfeng, a folk lover of Liu Bangdi. In an instant, there were rows of small bags on san'er's head. The black widow relieved her hatred, When the weapon on the hand kicked on the foot, it turned out to be a high-heeled shoe.

Now, there were few gangsters who could fight. They were completely desperate. They jumped away together and shouted, "we won't fight." What made me laugh and cry was that Xiao Liu was also inside. I looked at Er silly first. His clothes had been broken on his body, but people were OK. The worst thing was the one who was pushed into the pot by him. All the exposed parts were boiled white and red and looked delicious. Now I stretch my pants in the corner to wipe my tears.

I came to Xiao Liu and asked him, "don't fight?"

He nodded vigorously.

I kicked him in the stomach: "why did you go early?" I rushed at the ruffians and scared them to squat down.

Jing Ke jumped in front of Zhao Bailian angrily, grabbed his shoulder and said, "I've been waiting for you so long, why don't you come?"

Zhao Bailian held the fly swatter and did the action of inserting the sword and returning the scabbard. He said blankly, "I didn't know you were waiting for me..."

I don't know what these two fools are talking about. I said, "let's go."

Liu Bangchong shook his head at me and walked to Xiao Liu with a smile. He said, "who ordered you to embarrass me?"

His sentence immediately reminded me that according to Liu Bang, he and Xiao Liu usually have a good time, but why do they suddenly change their face today? On the surface, they want to come back in a hurry, but is it worth it for a mere 2000 yuan?

Xiao liukan got up, covered his stomach and reluctantly smiled, "brother Liu, I just want to make a joke with you..."

Liu Bang smashed Xiao Liu to the ground with his legs. The blood on his head quickly dyed Xiao Liu's white hair red and ran on the ground like a snake. Liu Bang leaned on the stick and still said with a smile, "now I've joked. Tell me, who is it?"

I was cold. I didn't expect Liu Bang to turn his face and make it worse. What did Xiao Liu say to him? He didn't beat or scold and ate watermelon.

Xiao Liu lay on the ground and moaned, "brother Liu, please forgive me. I'll give you all your money back." A little gangster nearby gingerly took out all the money of Liu Bang and the black widow and gave it back to him.

Liu Bang took it, handed it to the black widow and threw away the stick. Just when everyone thought the matter was finally over, Liu Bang moved the bench. He gently pressed a stool leg on Xiao Liu's hand and rode on it. The smiling model said with a smile, "if you don't tell me again, I can sit -"

The black widow finally couldn't see it. She took Liu Bang and said, "forget it..."

Liu Bang opened her hand and said calmly, "someone wants to hurt me. Don't you want me to die if you don't let me find out this person?" The black widow was stunned and stood aside speechlessly.

Liu Bang looked back and said, "do you believe I'll break your bones inch by inch?"

... Liu Bang is a special emperor in Chinese history. From the moment he killed the White Snake uprising, he was constantly besieged. Then break through the encirclement, and then be encircled... But no one can really kill him. This has something to do with his humble background and his ability to deal with the world with a low attitude, but it also caused him to get used to the sense of crisis. Until later, he won the world, and the people who betrayed him were chopped into meat. Liu Bang can treat the world well. But he is very careful and cruel to the people around him. This is just the opposite of Xiang Yu.

Liu Bang gradually added gravity, and Xiao Liu's face was distorted by pain. Finally shouted: "someone offered 100000 yuan for us to do this!"

Liu Bang immediately stopped and asked, "who said what?"

"... I've never seen it before. He directly threw us 100000 yuan and let us do it."

"He didn't say why?"

"No..." Xiao Liu just said a word. Liu Bang pressed the stool down again. Xiao Liu cried, "I remember. He said that as long as we can bring a man named Xiaoqiang, the rest has nothing to do with us!"

"Really?" Liu Bang watched his words and expressions, saw several ruffians squatting at the root of the wall looking at him in fear, and asked, "do you know this?"

Several ruffians said, "I know." "It's true."

Liu Bang threw the stool and said to me, "it seems that this man is trying to deal with you."

I was surprised. I didn't think there was me here. I immediately thought that I might have been caught in the other party's plan to lure the tiger away from the mountain. I hurried to dial the phone. I reported peace at home, school or bar. I immediately thought: in fact, I'm not a tiger

Liu Bang helped Xiao Liu up and said as if nothing had happened: "now you have money, and I'll play every day in the future." But no one dared to pick up his stubble.

I am now full of question marks, leading the two fools out and thinking about things. As soon as I got out of the door, the black widow took a taxi on the pretext of something. What Liu Bang did just now obviously frightened her, at least made her uncomfortable. After the black widow left, Liu Bang asked me, "did I do something wrong just now? If it was the woman surnamed LV, she must blame me for being soft hearted."

I knew he was talking about empress Lu. I opened the topic and said, "I heard that my sister-in-law is very beautiful?"

Liu Bang nodded and said, "OK..."

Then we said in unison, "quite a bit of beauty -"

I said with a smile, "my sister-in-law is so coquettish, but why don't you like her?"

Liu Bang nodded thoughtfully: "it seems that I pay more attention to taste."

Me: "

When I got on the bus, I turned back and said to Zhao Bailian, "Xiao Zhao, you have made great contributions today." I suddenly found that the two fools were not as intimate as before. I asked Jing Ke, "what's the matter with you?"

The two fools said angrily, "it's all his fault that he didn't come!"

I only shook my head and smiled bitterly at the answer that the donkey's lips were not the horse's mouth. Of course, I didn't understand why Zhao Bailian had good Kung Fu, but I thought that Zhao Bailian didn't seem to have any Kung Fu. He just felt what the other party was going to do in advance, which reminded me of the sentence he often said: murderous!

Yes, I guess he may be able to feel the murderous spirit of others and avoid the behavior against him, but that's why it's difficult to explain scientifically. Isn't there a saying that a fool is the person closest to God (in this book, it should be changed to Tathagata)

Now what I think most is who is willing to pay 100000 yuan to hire a bunch of out of tune gangsters to deal with me? If he really understands me as an enemy, he should understand that more than a dozen ruffians can't cause me too much trouble. Maybe he wants to remind me that he knows my details very well. I have many friends. Why does he only target Liu Bang?

In this way, he really just made a malicious joke: toad doesn't bite, it disgusts you.