I swear, I'd rather have hundreds of people put guns on my head and threaten me loudly: "say it or not?" Then I can at least choose whether to say or not depending on the situation. I am neither a poet nor a prince. I can still make a decisive choice on whether to live or die... Er, whether to die.
Now I have to say and think about how to say it. This has become a discussion question. I prefer multiple-choice questions to discussion questions.
I took Cao Chong's little hand and came to the steamed stuffed bun. She looked around and asked me, "where are the child's parents?"
"Call mom." I took advantage of Cao Chong, the little Zhengtai.
"Mom --" Cao called out in a tearful voice.
"Ouch." The steamed stuffed bun was obviously sprouted. She squatted down and rushed Xiao Cao into her arm. It is said that women have a nature called motherhood. Once stimulated, there will be endless trouble. They can easily kick and fly the liberation car pulling hundreds of tons of coal.
The steamed stuffed bun asked me, "what's going on?"
"... his parents are from my hometown and have suffered a disaster... I recognized his godfather before the child was born... No, no, he recognized my godfather. Now he can only take refuge in me."
To tell the truth, I don't want to say that if I can kill him. Jing Ke and Qin Shihuang came to me in distress, so did Li Shishi. Xiang Yu and Liu Bang were flooded at home, and their identities were also my relatives. In retrospect, my lying skills were rubbish.
The steamed stuffed bun said suspiciously, "where is your hometown in the end? You are about to become the support of the difficult side."
I whispered, "my father lived a wandering life..."
The steamed stuffed bun asked again, "what disaster has happened to the child's family?"
I came to think about it. I heard Liu Laoliu say that the year Cao Chong died was just the battle of Chibi. I immediately said, "fire, his father had a big family in the north, but as soon as the fire burned out, he escaped with several guys. Now he is ready to make a comeback."
The steamed stuffed bun sadly asked Cao Chong, "what's your name?"
Cao Chong blinked at me with big eyes, full of inquiry. It seems that he knows the current situation very well and knows that he can't talk nonsense, which makes me passive. This little guy is too smart.
I remembered that Cao Chong seemed to have called an elephant and said casually, "his name is Cao Xiaoxiang."
Steamed stuffed bun patted Cao Chong's face intimately: "your name is so funny. Let's go. I'll buy you an ice cream."
Although Cao Chong didn't know what ice cream was, he said politely, "thank you, mom."
Steamed stuffed bun blushed and said to me a little unnaturally, "it's the first time someone called my mother."
I'm going to cover it up when I see it. He said proudly, "don't worry, his father will send the living expenses every month."
The steamed stuffed bun whispered to me, "how much do you give?"
This can't blame steamed stuffed bun for being greedy. She's not a saint, and she doesn't know our current financial situation. It's very difficult to support a child only with our current salary.
I said casually, "800."
The steamed stuffed bun immediately said, "how can such a small child use so much? Let him send less. It's not easy for him to have just suffered a disaster."
I waved my hand and said, "it's all right. The skinny Cao Cao is bigger than Xiaoqiang. This money is nothing to him. It's a big deal to save it for Xiaoxiang's college." Speaking of this, I also muttered that I would be the godfather of Cao Cao's son. What will we say when we see each other later? He gave Guan Yudu horses, gold, and a group of evil dancing beauties. How should his son's living expenses be calculated with me?
Steamed stuffed bun bought Cao Chong a tube of ice cream. The three of US continued to walk the street. If we were normal, steamed stuffed bun would definitely buy one for ourselves, but now we are a mother. She can't be like a little girl anymore. She even angrily denounced two dealers who came around to sell pirated discs. If she usually asked people: do you have Japanese?
Cao Chong took the steamed stuffed bun with one hand and licked the ice cream with the other hand. While looking at the strange world, I don't know how much he can understand or how Liu Laoliu told him. Cao Chong is different from Qin Shihuang. They'll be gone in a year. So they can do whatever they like now. I don't care about them. But Cao Chong is still young and has a guaranteed life span of 90 years. I can't let him live in a muddle. After Xiaoqiang burps his fart, he has to continue his life. He wants to grow up, fall in love, find a job and struggle. However, I don't think it's difficult for this little prodigy. The intelligence of a child who can come up with a clever scale to weigh an elephant at the age of 8 should be about 180, To tell the truth, I learned the text in grade 3, but I didn't really understand how he did it until the third day of junior high school. This child basically had nothing to do with others when he participated in Mathematical Olympiad.
I looked down and asked him, "would you like me to take you to school in a few days?" Finally, he added, "it's just listening to your husband with a large group of children your age."
Cao Chong looked at the ferris wheel rising in the children's paradise in the distance with ice cream and said, "what are you talking about?"
I said, "everything is useless except useful. You have to learn the 99 multiplication table first, so that you won't be cheated when playing soy sauce. Being able to play soy sauce is a sign of a child's maturity."
"I will, one as one, two as four." Cao Chong looked at the back of the ferris wheel.
Steamed stuffed bun said with a smile, "why don't we take him to the amusement park and see the wedding dress another day."
I said, "that won't work. You can't spoil the child." I bowed my head and said to Cao Chong, "when you go to school, your father will take you there to play." I straightened up and explained to steamed stuffed bun, "that's how my father taught me."
"Did you get the first place later?"
I said with a gloomy face, "don't ask!"
Steamed stuffed bun laughed and said, "I remember. Someone told me that he hasn't been to an amusement park since he was a child. There's a reason."
The little guy probably heard that we were going to change our plans for him and said, "get busy and leave me alone."
Steamed stuffed bun and I looked at each other, and we felt pressure at the same time: such a sensible child fell into our hands. What a pity.
Later, I suggested speeding up the wedding dress and taking Xiao Cao Chong to the amusement park.
You know the wedding dress can only see the general meaning, because you can't try everything. You can only decide what style you want and try again or change it.
The style in the wedding dress street is really poor. There are more than a dozen stores, just those sets, and the prices are the same. It's just a big fucking chain. I found the store that Mr. Li said. It's a famous store that sells both ready-made clothes and private orders. The sets of wedding dresses in the store are really different, but they don't rent.
After we came in, I took Cao Chong to sit down and rest, man, no matter how old. You can never compare with women in shopping.
Steamed stuffed buns lingered among those wedding dresses. It can be seen that she is only referring to the reference style. The price of the outermost set is 26000. She won't even think about it.
When she came to the middle of those wedding dresses, she suddenly shouted in an excited and even trembling voice: "Johnson. Look at this set!"
I walked over and couldn't help but stay for a while. At first glance, it looked ordinary, revealing its mouth, closing its waist and skirt. It seems no different from ordinary wedding dress, but the designer has made subtle changes in these three places to make it look more integrated. In addition to some lace patterns on the side and rear of the skirt, it is really simple. It is this simplicity that makes it look like a light pouring down from the sky.
I looked at the number and the price. It's exactly what Mr. Li said. It seems that that sentence is really right. Real art is regardless of times and groups.
Without hesitation, I lifted it up and said to the steamed stuffed bun, "try it."
The steamed stuffed bun glanced awkwardly at the shopping guide, then patted me and said gently, "are you all right? How can we afford to buy this thing? It's a big deal to choose a similar style elsewhere."
I said stubbornly, "try it and you won't die." With that, he pulled her into the fitting room and another shopping guide went in to help.
When the steamed stuffed bun came out again, I couldn't help holding my breath. I never thought it would be so beautiful. There was shyness on her face. You look noble.
yes. The exposed mouth and the closed waist are definitely the designer's "ulterior motives". It perfectly sets off the body of my steamed stuffed bun - if the designer wasn't a lecheron, I'd pull my head to you! Its simple and frank skirt tells people that its owner is an aristocrat rather than an explosive family. Steamed stuffed bun is now a noble princess! Not just me, everyone in the store was stunned.
The shopping guide around us said half truely, "if I open this shop, I'll give it to you!"
Cao Chong also shook his legs and said, "mom is so beautiful."
Steamed stuffed bun slipped back into the fitting room with shame.
I quickly took out three dollars from my bag and put it on the counter: "bill, I'll take the wedding dress."
Miss shopping guide was probably the first time to see such a happy person as me. She hurriedly opened the ticket. I said to her, "I have a small request. When the young lady comes out, you will tell her that your shopkeeper is a friend of Wang Yuannan. He gave us this wedding dress."
The shopping guide was stunned and immediately said, "OK, no problem."
After the steamed stuffed bun came out, the shopping guide motioned another clerk to pack the wedding dress. During this period, she teased Xiao Cao Chong and said, "are you going to have a make-up wedding?" She just heard Cao Chong calling for mother steamed stuffed bun.
The steamed stuffed bun blushed and didn't know what to say. The shopping guide suddenly flashed to the steamed stuffed bun like a ghost, grabbed her arm and said excitedly: "how did you keep such a good figure after giving birth to a child?" The business has been finished. She doesn't need to please us at all. It can be seen that her question is really from the bottom of her heart
When baozi learned that the wedding dress was "sent" to her, he was so happy that he jumped into my arms and beat me up. We can't take the wedding dress away for the time being, because it has been outside for some time, the store will take it out for special cleaning treatment, and then send it directly home.
Out of the store, steamed stuffed bun said to Cao Chong with a little embarrassment, "you'd better call me sister in the future."
I said, "isn't that a mess?" I can't stand people who call me dad calling me brother Qiang.
Cao Chong asked me with innocent big eyes: "Dad, why do you like to bring a word" rely "before every sentence? What does it mean?"
I had to say, "just like your exclamation, don't learn."
Cao Chong nodded in confusion.
Then we went to the amusement park according to the original plan, played the bumper boat, the sky mouse and the ferris wheel, and entered the world of terror. Steamed stuffed bun and Cao chongdi laughed constantly. I found that the little guy was constantly observing the world even when he was playing. When we got out of the park, he had learned a lot. The steamed stuffed bun asked him, "is it fun?"
Cao Chong said, "it's fun!"
Steamed stuffed bun kicked me in the ass and shouted, "it's all you. You dare to say those messy words in front of your children in the future. I'll strangle you!"
After we got home, Li Shishi exclaimed at Cao Chong: "ah, whose child is this? It's so cute." Then he held him in his arms and kissed and gnawed, which made me jealous to death.
When the steamed stuffed bun went downstairs to buy a vegetable field, I quickly called up the group of five and told them that the child's real name was Cao Chong, but among them only teacher Li knew. She asked me, "the child called the elephant?"
Cao Chong said slightly dissatisfied, "sister, I can't just call elephants."
We all laughed. I told Cao Chong that these uncles and aunts came here from other places like him. If you have any questions in the future, just ask these people, and told Xiang Yu to pay attention to his feet and not to trample my son and his little nephew.
Cao Chong obviously saved all the questions and waited to come back. He suddenly saw Er silly listening to the radio, so he asked nearby, "uncle, why does the small box you took make a sound?"
The second fool smiled with confidence and said without thinking, "because there's a little here..." I covered his mouth and dragged him into the inner room. I solemnly said to Cao Chong, "don't be with this uncle in the future. Don't believe what he said. Do you hear me?"