"How long can it last?"
"A lifetime!"
I cried out, "if you don't deceive people like this, will you keep going for the rest of your life?"
Li Tianrun has black lines all over his head: "Director Xiao, don't be kidding. You should also know what this is - it's a medicine that can restore people's memory of previous lives. Our boss already knows about Wu Song. He is willing to provide you with such a medicine so that Wu Song and Wang Shangshu can end it. He knows that Liang Shan has a problem in manpower selection, so he doesn't want to take advantage of you."
I then reacted. I carefully picked up the medicine and smelled it on my nose. There was a very special fragrance, which made people salivate just after smelling. I asked, "what would happen if I ate it?"
"You will think of all the things in your last life. It depends on who you were in your last life."
As you know, I have always claimed that I was Zhao Yun in my last life, but that's just a slogan. Liu Laoliu said that if a person still clings to his previous life at the time of reincarnation, it will affect his character and appearance after reincarnation. What is remembered by history will produce more serious "strong people", and his character is natural, First of all, I'm very dissatisfied with my appearance in this life. Coupled with my salivation, I seriously doubt that I might have been a gangster in my last life. Worse, I might even be a slave or a turtle. If I were a eunuch, it would be even worse, which might lead to spiritual impotence, So I really don't have the courage to take it - besides, the medicine is not for me.
But this still can't stop my impulse to chew it. It's so delicious that I put it close to my nose and sniffed it hard, Li Tianrun snorted and said, "I was the same as you when I first saw it. Our boss said that a very special material called 'temptation grass' was added to this medicine. Only he can cultivate it in the world. Now you smell this smell."
"Temptation grass?"
"Yes, our boss said that a memory also represents a temptation, so it's named."
I sniffed for a while, so I could not help eating it, so I carefully inserted it into the inner pocket of my coat and said, "this thing should be perfused on the body. It's not like gas aphrodisiac, I sell it to those rich ladies, and they charge them ten thousand dollars in an ounce."
Li Tianrun: "
I realized that the object of Kan Dashan was a little embarrassed. Strictly speaking, we are enemies. For porcelain, I said, "what can I call you except Li Tianrun?"
Li Tianrun said helplessly, "just call me Li Tianrun. It's just a code anyway. My other identity is the document of the Publicity Department of an organ."
"No wonder you are so polite. When your paperwork is not good, why do you work hard with others?"
Li Tianrun was a little distracted. He didn't know whether to talk to me as the eight heavenly kings or deal with me as a modern document. The two reincarnated people I met. He and Baojin have a bit of dual character. Baojin is better. After all, they all follow the bold and unrestrained way. Li Tianrun is more painful. I know that a small man like him, who usually borrows 50 cents, has to go home and write it down in his account. At first, he has become a murderous man. He has to turn two corners to do one thing. It's like two people are fighting, and they have lived for more than 30 years. It's difficult to distinguish between the top and the bottom. Looking at his neat and exquisite clothes, Li Tianrun should still have a family.
He was silent for a long time, and finally sighed, "this is life!"
I said, "what are you going to do about the grudges with Liangshan? You have to kill them again?"
Li Tianran rubbed his forehead and said: "I don't know myself. When I just woke up, I felt hate. As a result, I found out after I met Zhang shun that I hadn't killed anyone for more than 30 years, and I couldn't do it. You know he wasn't my opponent. But at that time, my mind was full of my daughter. What did you say I wanted to kill someone? We didn't have a good school, and I had to worry about her school selection fee. ”
I snorted: "didn't your boss give you money?"
Li Tianran said, "then I don't want to be shot."
I asked, "do you regret changing back?"
Li Tianrun said again, "Hey, this is life." Then he looked up at me and stopped talking for many times. I didn't know why he had something difficult to say to me. It seemed difficult to speak. I had to take out my mobile phone and press a row of numbers on him. As you know, I have a high level of mind reading and support picture display. As a result, I saw a huge battery on the mobile phone screen
I said to him, "I'll return the battery to you next time you go to Yucai."
Li Tianrun stood up and breathed a long sigh of relief
As soon as Li Tianrun left, I immediately called the heroes and told them that I had a way to restore Wu Song's memory. I'll go there now. The heroes were elated when they got the news, but Fang Zhenjiang and Dong Ping had left work today. Zhang Qing and Dong Ping vowed to find a way to keep Fang Zhenjiang tomorrow. They were most happy to find another brother, However, I am more concerned about the martial arts competition. If wu song has a better chance of winning, he will take the initiative and control the situation to an acceptable level. Fortunately, the drug volatilizes quickly and should not delay the martial arts competition.
At this time, sun Sixin came back with a heavy bag of change. I saw that there was really half a bag of steel collapse. Sun Sixin was really a very close man. He probably guessed that I was going to take the money to disgust people. The money was broken and rotten. It was so hard that people would cry at the first sight.
I saw that it was almost time. I pulled all the money into the bag, tied a piece of hemp rope, carried it and went out of the door. Sun Sixin followed me and said, "brother Qiang, do you want to find two people to accompany you?"
"Why are you with me?" I weighed the sack on my shoulder and said, "who dares to grab a sack from me and swing it to death will also be seriously injured. It's better than brick."
When the car was halfway there, there was a thunder in the sky, and the big rain began to fall. When I got to the door of the restaurant, the rain had almost become a line. I was determined to go in again. The rain didn't mean to stop at all. I had to put my coat on my head and rush to the restaurant door with a sack. As a result, I just stepped in with half my foot. The doorboy hiding in the rain pushed one hand to my chest and scolded, "collect the rags and go elsewhere!"
I threw the sack into his arms and shouted, "I'll kill you with money!"
The doorman stumbled and opened the sack. He was stunned. At this time, the foreman came. He saw me yesterday and said carefully, "Mr. Xiao, Jin Shao is already waiting for you." Then he glared at the doorman and begged to help me with the sack. As a result, he had to take a rest after two steps with the sack, like a pregnant woman in labor. This little white face is really useless.
I smiled and said, "I'd better come. You can't take the money for you."
I picked up the sack and saw Jin Shaoyan from a distance. I went over and bumped the sack on the nearby chair with a dull thud. Attracted the diners around one after another, I grabbed a few pieces of paper, wiped the rain and sweat on my head, and sighed, "I'm so tired."
The foreman hung his hands and said, "Mr. Xiao, let me take your clothes back to dry?"
I threw him my coat. Da La sat opposite Jin Shaoyan and smiled at him.
Seeing my posture from a distance, Jin Shaoyan knew that he was planted again today. With a green face, he quickly took out the document proving the termination of the contract, put it in front of my nose and said, "I've brought what you want. You give me the money. Let's clear up and go our own way."
Want to run? no way!
I politely pushed the contract back, patted the sack around me and said, "point the money first!"
Jin Shaoyan bowed his head like a Japanese. Put the contract on my side respectfully with both hands: "don't order, I can trust you!"
I picked up the two pieces of paper and held them in his arms. I said, "I can't believe myself. I'd better order a little, so that you won't say I give less in the future."
At this time, there were more people eating, and because of the rain outside, many people who were going home changed their minds and ate here temporarily. Usually the environment here is really very elegant. But it's crowded today. It's like a street stall. The store is always too busy to rush people out.
Jin Shaoyan looked at a lot of people around him and solemnly pushed the contract over. He almost cried and said, "I really believe you and will never find a bad account. I can sign a guarantee for you now..."
I waved my hands and said, "what's that? It's better to make a face-to-face settlement - 500000, isn't it?" I took out a bundle of 10 yuan notes from the sack and counted loudly, "one, five, fifteen, twenty..."
Jin Shaoyan finally collapsed helplessly in his chair. His short spiritual hair was buttoned on his head like a pot of overnight dough.
At first, our actions didn't attract many people's attention. When I put the 10th bundle of banknotes on the table, someone finally found us, began to look here, kept silent, and gradually infected the people around us. When everyone felt something was wrong, the whole hall was quiet, Only my rhythmic counting voice: "75, 80, 85, 90..." out of habit, many people's mouth also moved slightly, which followed me from the beginning.
When I reached 100, I patted the stack of money on the table: "this is 1000 yuan -"
... later, I also found a problem, that is, it's really tiring to order money like this. Although there are 100 tickets, there are still a dime and a dime. I counted thousands of 10 yuan tickets, and then it was worth tens of thousands of yuan, and my right thumb was bald and rusty, and the tiger's mouth was sour.
You should change less change. It's called self sin and can't live!
Jin Shaoyan sat there numbly. After a long time, he would look around and have a round of eyes.
After looking at him like this, I forgot how many I counted
As you know, I'm not sensitive to numbers. When I was a child, other children would wrench fingers even if they didn't know how to count. I also learned to pull, but I couldn't tell which ones had pulled and which ones didn't. It was terrible.
I raised my head and asked, "how many have I counted?"
Unexpectedly, several people nearby told me, "678!"