V2.Chapter 83

I picked up one and said with a smile, "it's fucking sandwich." Then I put it in my mouth. Liu Laoliu grabbed my wrist and said, "you're dead?"

I said inexplicably, "isn't it for me?"

"It's for you."

"Then it's over?" I put it in my mouth again.

Liu Laoliu suddenly let go of his hand and said, "don't you think I'll give you ordinary biscuits?"

I was stunned. Yes, the old liar is also an immortal. Although he is a little obscene, he really has good things. Mind reading is very useful.

I carefully put down the biscuit and asked, "what's different from ordinary biscuits?"

Liu Lao Liu picked up a piece and looked like a baby. Finally, he said, "what's different from ordinary biscuits is that it's a sandwich biscuit!"

Without saying a word, I picked up the ashtray on the table and was about to hit him. Fortunately, Liu Laoliu said the following words in time: "whose ability do you want?"

My ashtray stopped on his head: "what do you mean?"

Liu Laoliu slowly divided a biscuit into two pieces and said, "for example, you envy Xiang Yu's divine power or Hua Rong's arrow method."

"So what?" My heart beat.

Liu Laoliu pointed the biscuit in half at me and said, "its name is Zimu biscuit. Each piece is composed of two pieces, so it looks like a sandwich biscuit. You eat one for yourself and give the other to others. Within 10 minutes, you will have the most unique strength of each other - remember, you must eat it first. Otherwise, it is useless."

I was elated, solemnly took the two biscuits from Liu Laoliu and asked, "by the way, Xiang Yu and Hua Rong are easy to say. Their ability is very obvious. What if I give this to a very ordinary person?"

Liu Laoliu said, "if you are not afraid of waste, you can find such a person to try."

I handed him one of them: "then you eat!"

Liu Laoliu: "... We generally call the side with words Zi Mian. As the name suggests, it can receive the induction from the mother side. In short, you copy the other party's body on you, so if you want to use it on an ordinary person, it will become ordinary."

I asked again, "isn't this harmful to people? For example, if I eat with Xiang Yu, he won't be paralyzed?"

Liu Laoliu said: "the side effects are a little bit. The person you 'ate' will have a little weaker strength than usual in those 10 minutes, but it's almost the same. He won't notice it himself."

I counted and there were 10 biscuits in total. I thought that since it was harmless, I would simply "share" it with Xiang Yu. Who dares to provoke me to directly grab the collar and throw it to the Zhongnanhai Concierge in the future. Let the bodyguards clean him up.

Liu Laoliu seemed to know what I was thinking and said, "this biscuit can only be used on a person once a month. Don't make a wrong idea. I advise you to choose capable people and give them half first. You can keep the other half in your hand. It's natural to use it when saving your life. The most important thing is that I remind you again!"

I looked at Liu Laoliu.

Liu Laoliu picked up a biscuit and pointed it out to me. He said, "there are words for the child face, and there are no words for the mother face." he turned the biscuit over, "Remember, the side with words is for yourself, and the side without words is for the other party. If you give it the wrong way, you will not only lose his power, but also be copied by him - of course, it's much worse for him to copy you than you do him."

I didn't care about his humble me. I looked carefully first and found that there was a word on one side, but the word was more like a pattern, which should be a unique symbol of heaven. I greedily took all 10 biscuits in front of me. Said, "there are so many restrictions. Can you give me more?"

"... this is your monthly salary. Have you ever talked to your unit about a small salary?"

"Why haven't you seen it? There are all those who go to the municipal government to protest."

"Then you go to the south gate and sit down!"

I found a small box and put away the biscuits carefully. Then I pointed to the man who had been lying on the table and asked Liu Laoliu, "who is this?"

Liu Laoliu patted the man on the shoulder and said to me, "he hasn't eaten much food since he was 30. He can't keep anything in his stomach. He got drunk after drinking a bowl of wine."

The man got drunk quickly and woke up quickly. When Liu Laoliu patted him, he immediately got up from the table. It didn't matter if he got up. It really startled me. I saw that he was wearing a big black leather jacket on a hot day. It was full of GABA and a sour smell. What's more, the man was full of wrinkles, stubble and oil mud, But his eyes were full of vigilance and looked around, as if they were in crisis all year round, but his eyes were firm and full, so people didn't dare to look at him. In his arms, he held a stick tightly. Maybe there were things like small flags on the stick before, but now there is nothing left.

I couldn't help but move back and said in surprise, "are you Ouyang Feng?"

Wearing a leather jacket on a hot day shows that this man has excellent internal power, and the stick in his arms is probably the snake stick he often uses.

Liu Laoliu said, "what Ouyang Feng, this is a Marquis - Marquis Su!"

"... Lord Sun? Wukong?"

Liu Laoliu was full of black lines: "Su Wu! Lord Su!"

I just thought the name was familiar and said, "who is Su Wu?"

Liu Laoliu sighed and said, "didn't you sing in the song when you were in primary school - Su Wu, stay in Hu Festival without humiliation, snow and ice, endure for 19 years..."

I quickly stood up and said in awe, "this is the great man's envoy Su Wu?"

Liu Laoliu said, "it's him. Master Su stayed in the Hun land for 19 years. After three generations of Han kings, he finally gave it to the marquis in the pass."

I said dumbly, "how can I still be a marquis... Er?"

Liu Laoliu said with emotion: "after returning to the Han Dynasty, Mr. Su did not dare to forget his humiliation. He did not enjoy the delicious food in the mansion. It was still the same dress as before. First, it was to spur himself. Second, it was also a warning to future generations that he had always wanted to be an envoy to the Xiongnu as a great Han envoy, but it did not come true. What he held in his hand was the honor of that year."

I couldn't help feeling and admiring it. I reached out and touched the stick held by Su Wu twice. Su Wu withdrew and said in a deep voice, "what are you doing?"

I said wrongfully, "I can't see it?"

Su Wu snapped, "unless I die!"

Liu Laoliu said, "that's the root of Lord Su's life. Don't want to touch anyone except the emperor of the Han Dynasty."

I thought it was interesting that the lifeblood grew into my arms, but I didn't dare to say that in a few words, I had taken Lord Su as my new idol. Besides, his stick looked very strong. If it was chiseled on my head, I'm afraid I'll be the second winter night.

I pulled Liu Laoliu aside and whispered, "why did you invite Lord Su for no reason? What is the order of my customers?"

Liu Laoliu said: "Originally, there were several generals after Qin Hui, but after your accident, we will have concerns. There are many enemies of those generals, which I'm afraid will give your enemies an opportunity to take advantage of. Therefore, we now arrange people to be mainly literati and unimportant people. Lord Su should have no problem. I don't believe your opponent can turn into a Hun state."

I looked at Su Wu and said to Liu Laoliu, "can I take him to take a bath first? Lord Su is so delicious!"

"It's up to you. Just remember to follow his will. Lord Su has suffered for so many years. He sees everything. Now he just can't let go of his obsession and always wants to serve the country."

I said, "OK, then you go." I'll be familiar with the rest.

When Liu Laoliu left, he put his arm around my shoulder and said emotionally, "Xiaoqiang. Am I interesting enough to you?"

I pushed him out of one arm: "stop, stop, tell me something!"

"... you see, after you signed the contract with the winery, there will be at least millions of harvests every month?"

I carried my bag in my hand: "how much do you want?" In short, when a friend comes, there is good wine. If the Jackal comes, there is a shotgun waiting for him - if he dares to ask for more than 500, I'll shoot him!

Liu Laoliu seemed to have reached my limit and carefully opened five fingers to me. I pinched out five tickets to him: "is that enough?"

Liu Laoliu said Hei hei: "it's really a rich man. In fact, I just want 50. By the way, your motorcycle is useless?"

I took it out of my pocket for a long time before I found the motorcycle key obtained from the village head and threw it to him: "stop at the entrance of the pawnbroker alley and drive by yourself."

Liu Laoliu threw the key back to me and said with a smile, "no, I've poked the wire open, just to say hello to you."

I can't help it at last. Grabbed a beer bottle and threw it. Liu Laoliu had already flown across the motorcycle, and two wires were connected together. A black smoke billowed and disappeared before my eyes.

Seeing old Liu off, I turned back and said to Su Wu, "Lord Su, let's take a bath?"

Su Wu said blankly, "what is bathing?"

I felt cold. I was relieved to think that the sheep who had been put in ice and snow for 19 years might not have seen much liquid water: "it's bathing."

I thought he would refuse. Unexpectedly, Su Wu said happily, "yes."

I took him to the car and found that Lord Su was indifferent to everything in the outside world, but his eyes firmly hugged his stick. After 19 years of bitter and cold life, he had forgotten all human pleasures and could not even communicate at least. Now he only lives in his own world.

I thought about it for a moment and quickly denied the idea of taking him to the sauna. His image must cause a sensation. I don't want to cause unnecessary trouble, let alone our Lord Su's eyes. Lao Su has made great sacrifices in order to preserve his national integrity. We can't let our hero bleed and cry again. When we think of his suffering, I immediately had a dispute: take him to my villa! I want the Marquis to live a comfortable life for a few days. Now there is only one Qin Hui there. It's too cheap for the old treacherous minister.

I opened the window, increased my horsepower and let the wind blow in fiercely - the smell on the Marquis is really terrible!

When we got to the place, I successfully poked the key open the door. Except for the smell of instant noodles, the house was tidied up very neatly. Qin Hui, dressed in soft pajamas, collapsed on the sofa and comfortably changed the TV channel. Seeing me come in, he waved his hand to me lazily and said hello. As soon as Su Wu entered the door, Qin Hui jumped up in fear: "what did you bring back?"

It seems that there is something wrong with the ancient loyalty and traitors. Even if the dynasties are different, the two eyes do not need to talk. They all brought their own hostility. Su Wu glanced at Qin Hui and snorted coldly.

Qin Hui ran barefoot to Su Wu, ignoring his words. He put tissue paper on his hand and pulled Su Wu's cotton padded jacket. He shouted, "change shoes, change shoes!"

Without saying anything, Su Wu gave Qin Hui a hard blow with the stick in his hand. Qin Hui held his head and screamed, "how do you hit people?"

I'm so happy to see this man. This scene is really the greatest comfort to history. It's called evil outweighs justice.

When I reported Su Wu's name, Qin Hui wilted immediately. No matter what others say about Qin Hui, he always claims to be a scholar. As long as he is a scholar, he doesn't dare to disrespect Su Wu. If he is a minister, he should take Su Wu as a model. Of course, Qin Hui can completely ignore the latter one.

I took Su Wu to the bathroom, put a pool of warm water for him, put a new suit next to him, and respectfully said, "please, sir. If you need any help, just call me."

Su Wu nodded and took off his cotton padded clothes and trousers and handed them to me. I carefully covered the door for him with these two treasures. Su Wu's coat was very distinctive. As long as it wasn't on people, you would never see that they were two clothes, shiny and shiny. And there is no hair inside and outside. It is said that when Lord Su ran out of food, he pointed to them for several winters. The hair should be in Lord Su's stomach.

I didn't dare to throw away such a baby, so I had to put it at the door of the bathroom first, and then I found that these two clothes didn't fall down. I stood like a medieval knight's armor, faithfully guarding in front of the master's door - these clothes are very well dressed!

While Su Wu takes a bath. I looked around. I found Qin Hui's bedroom was spotless. He moved many foreign language books I bought to support the facade to the bookcase of this family. There was an open English novel on the table. I asked Qin Hui, "can you understand it?"

Qin Hui said, "you can read the camellia girl through the dictionary." When he saw my face full of surprise, he hummed proudly with his nose, "do you think it's so easy to be a treacherous Minister?"

I also found an interesting phenomenon that as long as I turned over and touched the place, Qin Hui would wipe it carefully with paper, even a fingerprint. I didn't expect that Qin Hui, who was full of conspiracy against bad water, had a habit of cleanliness! He and Su Wu are a perfect match.

When we went downstairs, I asked Qin Hui, "is there enough instant noodles?"

Speaking of this, Qin Hui said bitterly, "how much money do you keep for me? It's said on TV that eating instant noodles is not nutritious. Now I'm going to vomit when I smell it."

I smiled and said, "OK, I'll give it to Su Wuliu later."

"Didn't you give me the same?"

I stared at him and said, "I'm afraid you're corrupt!"

Qin Hui looked up to the sky and said, "you underestimate me. I don't even look at less than 100000 Liang. Besides, don't you think I spend the money alone? How can I embezzle myself?"

... at this time, I saw Su Wu. He had come downstairs.

The oily mud lines on his face didn't move. The most uncomfortable thing was that he came down again in his broken leather jacket. It didn't take five minutes for Lord Su to go in and out and put on clothes. He probably soaked in the pool and ran out.

Su Wu went to the living room and didn't talk to us. He sat on the ground. Qin Hui jumped up, covered his nose and shouted, "didn't I put new clothes for you?"

Su wubai glanced at him and said in a deep voice, "I'll wear this all my life."

I can't hold my breath at this meeting. After all, this is my new house. I don't need to wear this much. If I live for a week, my chemical composition will exceed the standard.

I said to him, "well, I'll buy you a new cotton padded clothes (it's hard to tell whether Su Wu was wearing cotton clothes or leather clothes at the beginning). How about you change this set? If you go to a tribe in Africa on behalf of our country in the future, once you run out of food and point to the cotton in the clothes, you can live for three or two years."

Su Wu shook his head: "no change."

Qin Hui whispered to me, "see, loyal ministers are not welcome?"

I can't help it. I know Su Wu is a loyal man who doesn't eat hard and soft. Finally, I had to say to him, "if you don't change, don't change. You live here. Don't worry about food and drink. If you don't understand anything, ask 9527 (Qin Hui's number)."

Seeing that I was leaving, Qin Hui pulled me hard and said, "give me the money. You can't let us live on a box of instant noodles?"

I think so, so I took out a stack of money. Qin Hui immediately opened his eyes and stretched out his hand to pick it up. I pulled him away, walked to Su Wu, stuffed him in his broken jacket, pointed to Qin Hui and said to him, "9527 to make your waiting comfortable, you can give him a tip according to the situation, but you can't give him all at once."

Su Wu nodded and said, "I can understand it."

Qin Hui squatted far away from Su Wu, stretched out his hands and shouted, "don't all your loyal ministers regard money as dirt? Give them to me!"

Su Wu ignored Qin Hui and sneered. It seems that the old man is just a little lazy to deal with people. He is not stupid.

These two people are so interesting. One is very loyal and the other is very treacherous; One is very dirty and the other is very clean; One is estranged and indifferent, the other is very cunning and sophisticated. It is the so-called "one thing falls to one thing".

I kept walking until I was happy. It was safer for Qin Hui to put the money in Su Wu than in the safe. I didn't believe he had the courage to reach into the broken jacket and steal it. Moreover, he is poor and has so many problems that he will certainly not sit and watch Su Wu urinate everywhere.

With Qin Hui, Ding Ru hired an all-weather nanny for Su Wu.