I said, "yes, that boy is very busy now to help Fengfeng fake."
The steamed stuffed bun said, "you greet people first, I have two dishes left."
I rushed to the room full of people and said, "sit down - who will call Ke Zi back?"
Jin Shaoyan was at the window. He sprawled on the window and opened his mouth. He didn't know what to say. He had to sit down bitterly. Qin Shihuang picked up an old bottle cap and threw it down. He just listened to Jing Ke downstairs asking, "have dinner?" Soon he ran up.
I saw that all the people at the big table had been seated. It was no longer a matter to be so stuffy. I had to say, "officially, this is Jin Shaoyan's brother - Jin Shaoyan. Do you remember?"
I saw Li Shishi as like as two peas in the three way, asking him, "have you ever seen someone like me before?" Then he took the opportunity to sit next to Mr. Li.
We scolded in our hearts: "pretend B!"
Li Shishi didn't know what to say, so he could only smile.
I asked, "Mr. king, do you bet on horses?"
Jin Shaoyan said, "occasionally, i... Er, I helped my brother buy a horse called 'repeated defeats and repeated battles' some time ago. Does Mr. Xiao know the horse Sutra?"
Repeated defeats and battles? Isn't that the horse that runs like a lame rabbit? Kim 2 and I used it to get close to Kim 1. I was really interested and asked, "why, are you really optimistic about it?"
Jin Shaoyan could no longer pretend to be a fool. He shook his head and said, "I bought it because I read a news. This' losing and fighting 'horse has achieved mediocre results since winning a game last time. Its owner wanted to sell it to the circus, so I bought it back at a high price."
I said, "do you want it to compete in the mainland?" I really haven't heard of any large-scale horse gambling activities on the mainland.
Jin Shaoyan said, "I never thought of letting it compete again. Now it eats grass and runs casually on my own grass. It's better than a clown standing on its back to make people laugh."
Mr. Li knew that I was gambling with the former Jin Shaoyan. At this time, he couldn't help asking, "that horse made you lose so much face. Why are you so good to it?"
Jin Shaoyan said positively, "it's not about face. Its performance on the field really shocked me and made me understand a lot of truth in life."
Li Shishi was stunned. As expected, he smiled at Jin Shaoyan.
I know that Jin Shaoyan is taking the opportunity to flaunt himself, but calculating the time, he really bought it before he took medicine. It shows that the boy is really affected. It seems that even the former Jin Shaoyan is not without merit. At least he has a very soft side somewhere in his heart.
At this time, steamed stuffed bun came out of the kitchen with two dishes and said, "Qiang Zi, pour us wine. Why are you so stupid today?"
The steamed stuffed bun came to set the dishes. Jin Shaoyan moved aside. The steamed stuffed bun sat between him and Li Shishi.
Jin Shaoyan smiled bitterly at me. Spread your shoulders.
I poured wine into everyone's glass, raised it and said, "we have a lot of first meetings. Let's have a toast first." It's not the first time these people have met anyone.
After we had a drink, the steamed stuffed bun put down his glass and asked Jin Shaoyan, "Hey, by the way, I haven't bothered to ask your name?"
Jin Shaoyan: "my name is Jin Shao..." who will think of a new name for a while?
Or Mr. Li is quick witted. He said, "his name is Jin shaomiao."
"Meow? Cat's name -" said steamed stuffed bun.
At this time, Jin Shaoyan has guessed which word Li Shishi said. According to the Chinese habit of naming, there is usually one word that is the same between brothers, and then another word or radical is the same. Or according to a certain meaning, the word "Yan" is two fires, so it is reasonable for Jin Shaoyan's brother to be called Jin shaomiao.
"It's a vast land......" Jin Shaoyan explained.
"How did you write it?" With the education level of steamed stuffed bun, I guess she doesn't know the word.
Jin Shaoyan had to say, "three water."
Two silly gnawing chicken claws, suddenly said for no reason: "water and fire are incompatible."
Everyone at our table took a breath of air-conditioning. A fool lengding said this, which looked like a Zen opportunity, which made the already cramped atmosphere tense - I think this sentence should have been taught to him by Prince Dan in those years.
The steamed stuffed bun scratched on the table for a while and said with a smile, "that's true! But your three waters are much more powerful than your brother's two fires."
Xiang Yu said with a smile, "it's true. But if you add a little word in the middle, doesn't it mean the opposite?"
Fortunately, Baozi was not interested in pestering on this issue. She asked Jin Shaoyan, "your brother is very good abroad. We all miss him."
Jin Shaoyan reluctantly smiled and said, "very good..."
Steamed stuffed bun looked at Jin Shaoyan with his chin and said, "your brother won't really fall out because of his property?"
"How could it happen without land?"
"Yes, my brother doesn't have overnight revenge. Besides, your family has enough money for 100 people to spend their lives. What's the dispute? Call him. We happen to talk to him."
As soon as this request is made. Everyone was stunned. Now there is a more interesting situation: now there is finally a person who doesn't know whether Jin Shaoyan is Jin Shaoyan.
Jin Shaoyan was stunned for a long time. The steamed stuffed bun asked strangely, "don't you even know his number? Or you can't make international calls?"
Obviously, neither of these reasons makes sense.
Now the situation is very clear, that is, this call must be made. The steamed stuffed bun doesn't like "Jin shaomiao" because he talks hard. The biggest reason is that I made up a brother for Jin Shaoyan when I was the first. In the impression of steamed stuffed bun, Jin Shaoyan is amiable, but his "brother" has been eyeing him to death, If you don't make this call, it's better to settle down... It's not impossible to turn over on the spot according to the steamed stuffed bun's clear character of love and hate.
Jin Shaoyan dragged out the phone and gave us a look for help. Seeing that there was no response, he had to dial. Then he put the phone next to his ear and listened. I think he'd better really call a foreign friend and speak a few foreign languages. Maybe he can fool the steamed stuffed bun.
Just listen to Jin Shaoyan: "hello?"
Except for steamed stuffed buns, all the people at the table ate the dishes into their noses: Hello? Who is this with?
Jin Shaoyan said politely, "brother, it's me. Guess who I'm with?... hehe, no, I'm having dinner with your former friends -"
We all secretly pick big fingers: we are worthy of being the president of a film and television company. It's really like!
Then I saw a cunning light in Jin Shaoyan's eyes: "Oh, you want to talk to them?"
Let's faint together, boy. It's too cruel to move disaster to Jiangdong!
Jin Shaoyan handed the phone to Mr. Li: "he said he wanted to talk to you first."
Steamed stuffed bun said with a smile, "Jin Shaoyan is really a boy who values sex over friends."
Li Shishi can only answer the phone blankly. Now she has to play the trick. Because Jin Shaoyan did it to cooperate with her.
Li Shishi picked up the phone and whispered, "Hello, how are you? Take care outside..." although there were only a few words, with infinite melancholy, even Jin Shaoyan shrugged. It seems that someone really wants to rob Mr. Li from him.
Mr. Li stopped talking and listened quietly for a long time, as if someone was really talking to him opposite. After a while, she handed me the phone: "cousin..."
My heart said it was my turn at last. I adjusted my expression. As soon as I answered the phone, I laughed loudly and said, "hahaha, did you get a foreign girl?" Inside, a young man said crazily, "this is Gome's customer service department. No. 250 serves you. Please explain the situation..."
I deliberately shouted, "don't you still miss my cousin?"
Young man: "... Who is your cousin?"
I laughed and said, "it's already dawn over there? It's not dark here!"
The young man has completely stopped talking in that mechanical tone. He probably handed the phone to the person next to him and said strangely, "Hey, listen, is this fool B stringing?"
Shit. I remember your service number. I'll complain about you in a minute!
The steamed stuffed bun said, "don't be wordy. Seriously, I have something to say!"
I said loudly, "who do you want to talk to again? Oh, brother Ying, there, there, wait."
Li Shishi suddenly became nervous——
I handed the phone to Qin Shihuang. The fat man pretended to swallow all the dishes in his mouth before taking it. After listening, he threw the phone to Jin Shaoyan: "ha ha. Hang up."
I have to say, the fat man is too tall! I heard it talking inside. However, my performance with Mr. Li has dispelled the doubts of steamed stuffed bun. The last move of Ying pangzi made Li feel relieved.
The atmosphere suddenly eased greatly. We talked and laughed and raised our glasses frequently. Li Shishi kept secretly watching Jin Shaoyan. She should not understand why Jin Shaoyan did that.
Just then, when the stairs rang, Liu Bang came in in a rage. When he saw our family, he moved his chair and said, "it's really full of people today. Yo! Xiao Jin is also here?"
We all winked at him in a hurry, and even two fools winked at him vaguely.
But no matter how clever Liu Bang is, how can he figure out the joints? He was stunned for a moment, then realized that it was not appropriate to talk much at the moment, so he set up a chair and watched his words and expressions.
Jin Shaoyan has stood up and actively introduced himself and said, "I'm Jin Shaoyan's twin brother. My name is Jin shaomiao..." he said this for a while, because he saw another man coming up the stairs at this time, Liu Bang's mistress, black widow Feng.
As soon as Feng Feng went upstairs, Jin Shaoyan stood at the full table. Naturally, she took one more look and shouted in a moment: "Mr. Jin, are you here too?"
Jin Shaoyan was full of fog: "do I... Know you?"
Feng Feng said with a smile, "of course you don't know me, but I know you. A few days ago, I also attended the celebrity friendship party."
Liu Bang looked back and said contemptuously, "how do you get in when you sell fake brand names?"
Feng Feng said indifferently, "that's not easy? I made a fake invitation and went in."
Liu Bang said, "it's better for the Yulin army to hold the door."
Jin Shaoyan was already uncomfortable at this time. Feng Feng said, "by the way, president Jin, what did you say just now? Your name is not Jin Shaoyan?"
Steamed stuffed bun said with a smile: "look, it's all wrong. This is Jin Shaoyan's brother."
Feng Feng shouted, "No. the magazine has written 'Golden Gate's only son' for more than 20 years. Where does Jin Shaoyan come from?"
Steamed stuffed bun said to Jin Shaoyan, "are you the Black family of your parents? My colleague has a brother who has always lived at Grandma's house in the countryside. He only returned to the city last year. The boys are 23. We met for the first time..."
Although Liu Bang didn't understand the situation, he immediately caught the mistake in baozi's words: "no, no, you haven't heard people say it's twin, and the twin country doesn't care."
... the Great Han Emperor knew the basic national policy of family planning very well.
Feng Feng glanced at Jin Shaoyan. He said discontentedly, "Mr. Jin, did you say that when you saw me coming? Don't worry. Although I'm a fake, I haven't developed into the pirated disc industry yet. Don't be afraid. I beg you to do something. When I want to do it, some people go to the cinema to secretly shoot..."
Liu Bang scolded, "you fool B, I told you that pirated books are the king now!"
Feng Feng scolded, "you know the king of farts!"
Liu Bang scolded again: "I was king!"
Steamed stuffed bun ignored the two men's "flirting". Asked Jin Shaoyan, "what's the matter with you?"
Jin Shaoyan sighed: "to tell you the truth, I'm Jin Shaoyan - I can't hold it anymore."
The second fool heard and shouted, "don't you want me to say it?"
There was a bitter smile on Mr. Li's face. He was a little disappointed and relieved. Now the game can finally end. Although he spoke with a long face, but he seemed a little cute, "Jin shaomiao" was gone forever. In order to play this game, he was at least no longer the businessman who had become cold and mean.
Jin Shaoyan suddenly said to Li Shishi, "Xiao Nan, it's me. I'm 'that' Jin Shaoyan!"
At this moment, of course, the clever teacher Li immediately heard what the so-called "that" meant. She looked at Jin Shaoyan in shock, and Jin Shaoyan nodded to her imperceptibly.
As a result, our expected results did not appear. Most of us thought that Li Shishi would rush into Jin Shaoyan's arms recklessly. At that time, we should clap and clap. We should point foreign wax and do some metaphysical things.
Unexpectedly, Mr. Li suddenly stood up and poured the wine in the cup on Jin Shaoyan's face. He turned and stormed into the bedroom and slammed the door.
The steamed stuffed bun smiled inexplicably and said, "didn't you just make such a big circle to amuse me?"
Jin Shaoyan wiped the wine on his face and said, "steamed stuffed bun, your figure is still so good."
Steamed stuffed bun holding the wine glass didn't know what to say.
After wiping the wine, Jin Shaoyan pointed to the bedroom door and said unnaturally, "I'll go and see her..."
None of us paid attention to him, but as soon as he left, he stared at him with his spare light.
Xiang Yu said in a low voice, "I'm smart. I should have seen the clue long ago. It can be seen that love makes people crazy."
I wondered, "do you mean that the teacher likes Jin Shaoyan?"
Qin Shihuang said, "the crooked silk (that's) is absolutely dripping! Did you touch (not) and see her pour (what) on him?"
I said, "wine. What's the matter?"
Fat Ying glanced at Mr. Li's seat and stopped talking meaningfully.
Let me see. Because there are many small dishes on the table, the closest dish to Mr. Li is eggplant with oil paste.
Fat man probably means that if Mr. Li doesn't have Jin Shaoyan in his heart, what he copied is no wine
At this time, Jin Shaoyan had quietly entered the bedroom - there was no door lock.
Liu Bang immediately came up to us and asked, "Hey, guess what the teacher would say to Xiao Jin?"
We looked very proud and said carelessly, "Ke Zi, tell him!"
"I guess she said to him, 'you go out.'"
Liu Bang said curiously, "then what did Xiao Jin say?"
I, Xiang Yu and Qin Shihuang told him in one voice, "I won't go out!"