He Tiandou said with a smile, "it's also a way."
Xiang Yu carefully held the "temptation grass" and looked at me in wonder.
He Tiandou said, "you stole a 'temptation grass' from my house. Should it be ripe?"
"... how do you know?"
"Why don't I know? I brought the grass down from the sky! You and Xiang Yu are going to find Yu Ji now, aren't you?"
I looked around warily. He Tiandou seemed to know what I was doing and said, "don't look, I guess. Xiaoqiang, it's nothing to give you a grass, but you also know it's hard won. I'm also a radish and a pit. Can you give it back to me?"
Listening to what he said solemnly, I couldn't help but say happily, "OK, do you send someone to pick it up or do I send it to you?" Xiang Yu also sneered.
He Tiandou pretended to sigh: "forget it, I know you won't agree, but I'm going to use the medicine to save people. You take it... Tut Tut, it's hard to do."
I scolded, "don't fucking deceive me. Can this medicine cure the disease? Is it because he has done it all his life?"
He Tiandou said with a smile: "it's similar to this nature. A generation of owls are living worse than death now - you can see it. This is the address..."
I hurriedly shouted, "wait, why don't you go?"
"I don't have much medicine. Don't be unkind, you boy. If I hadn't opened one eye and closed one eye, your Huarong bone residue had been refined. If I guessed correctly, Xiang Yu wanted to give the grass to Yu Ji, but aren't you afraid of the side effects of the unprocessed Seduction grass?"
Xiang Yu and I were stunned by his words. He Tiandou struck while the iron was hot, left an address and a name and quickly hung up the phone.
I looked at Xiang Yu and asked, "what should I do?"
Xiang Yu stared at the temptation grass in his hand and said, "you might as well go and see what's going on with this man first - but I won't take out this grass anyway."
I nodded, lit a fire and drove to the address.
It is a street near the junction of urban and rural areas. The road is very wide, but the population is sparse. If you go further, you can see a huge garbage dump. Whether you go or go back, cart drivers usually add water and buy drinks here.
On the side of the road, there is a large cold drink stand in the open air, with more than a dozen tables. In the remote areas, the business is actually good. Many young farmers who sell vegetables from the city are used to carrying a bottle of beer here before they leave. On the edge of the cold drink stand, three or three young people roamed around doing nothing. It seemed that they were all small gangsters. A half old man with a slightly hunchback was wandering back and forth with his head down. When he saw the coke bottle or tin can left by someone, he immediately went up and stepped on it. Carefully put it into the greasy woven bag on his back.
The place he Tiandou said was here. Xiang Yu frowned after getting off the bus and said, "what place is this? It's filthy."
A man who came up to greet us immediately whispered to us: "don't want to cause trouble, keep your voice down and beat you!" Then he burst into the mouth of the ruffians sitting on the side of the road.
Xiang Yu snorted and stopped talking. Of course, these little gangsters are fine, but he still has a baby in his hand. He has to guard against touching and losing it, so overlord doesn't want to make trouble today.
I smiled at the boy to thank him and asked him, "Why are there so many people here?"
The lad glanced at me and probably heard that I had "fooled" too. He knew what I was asking. He pointed at me from a distance and said, "it's not because there's a new song and dance hall with 'goods' in front. In the evening, all the business owners are resting here. Just help yourself. They generally don't harass ordinary guests. Our boss knows them well."
I asked Xiang Yu for ice cream and beer and looked at the gangsters one by one. The ruffians in this place also have the characteristics of combining urban and rural areas. They have rings on their noses and dye like parrots. But they are still wearing red autumn clothes with insect eyes. An iron chain hung from his trousers and rubber shoes on his feet.
Xiang Yu said with a smile, "are there any peerless heroes hidden among these people?" I glanced at him. He has suffered losses in his life. No one looks down on him. Isn't he defeated by such people?
Using the man's time to deliver beer, I said to him, "excuse me, ask you about someone."
"Tell me, I know all the people here."
I took out the note I had just written in the car, looked at it again and said, "do you know a man named... Wang Laji in your area?"
The man touched his chin and looked up at the sky: "Wang Laji... Is the name so cool?"
I said, "is there this man?"
The man thought hard, "Wang Laji... Wang Laji... Hey! You mean Wang garbage, isn't that it?" Then he pointed to the hunchback old man who was just walking around picking up garbage with his head down and said with a smile, "are you here to be bullied by fame?"
I wondered, "what do you mean?"
The man smiled and didn't answer. He looked at the back of Wang garbage and said, "look."
Xiang Yu and I didn't know, so we had to look at Wang garbage. Now I understand that what he Tiandou told me is not Wang Laji, but Wang garbage. As the name suggests, this should be just his nickname.
Wang Junzi is about 50 years old. He is not tall. With a hunchback, he can only go to the chest of ordinary people. He wears clothes that are big and small. He can smell a bad smell from a long distance. Looking at his face, he is greasy and masked. His eyes are piled up. Even so, he still smiles humbly and nods slightly as he goes forward, As if you were being polite to someone.
Wang garbage walked diligently, and soon put the bottles dropped by the guests who had just left into his bag. The smile on his face deepened. At this time, a red ruffian shouted, "Wang garbage, how's the harvest today? Come here!"
Wang garbage was stunned, but he immediately recovered his smiling face. He hunched his back and walked to Hongmao step by step, unloading the woven bag on his shoulder and butting it in front of the gangsters.
As soon as the waiter at the cold drink stand pulled me, he said excitedly, "look, a good play is coming."
Red hair kicked the woven bag. All kinds of bottles and cans inside suddenly scattered on the ground. Red Mao exaggerated and shouted, "scare, Wang garbage, you're going to get rich!"
Wang junk bowed again and again: "I'm joking, I'm joking..."
Red hair face a Yin: "say your mother's legs, the old rule - a coke bottle, Grandpa's head, three mineral water bottles, squat with your head, count yourself!"
Xiang Yu and I were baffled and had to keep watching. With a smile, Wang put out all the bottles in the garbage bag, including 8 Coke bottles and 12 mineral water bottles. Then Wang Shifu knelt down in front of red hair for no reason and shouted, "Grandpa!" Stand up and take a coke bottle. Kneel down again, shout grandpa again, and take away a bottle
Xiang Yu looked gloomy and said, "I hate these bastards. Why bully him."
I whispered to him, "do you know why he Tiandou called us here? Just to let us see what the heroes of the world are like now."
Xiang Yu protected the temptation grass between his hands and asked in a low voice, "did you ask where the last name is? Who was this man in his previous life?"
I said, "forget this, at least you have to be a famous character." Seeing my eyes floating on the temptation grass intentionally or unintentionally, Xiang Yu said flatly, "don't think about it. I'm going to give it to ah Yu!"
I said, "I didn't say anything..."
At this time, Wang garbage had knocked eight heads and called grandpa eight times. He wiped his sweat, packed all the coke bottles, squatted straight on the ground with his head in his hands, and touched the ground again. Then he stood up and counted out loudly: "one!" Then do it again, "two!" 12 mineral water bottles, that is, 36 squatting with their heads held. When Wang finished the garbage, he was already out of breath. He carefully cleaned up all his garbage and finally smiled at the Hongmao gang. When he was about to leave with relief. The yellow hair next to the red hair stepped on the bag and rubbed out all the things inside. Hehe said with a bad smile, "I want to go now?"
Wang garbage seems to have been used to the ravages of others. Nodding and bowing, he said, "what else can I do for you?"
Huang Mao kicked a few bottles and said, "how about green tea? How about black tea? Learn a bastard!"
Without saying a word, Wang garbage immediately crawled around the ground and shouted, "I'm wang Ba, I'm wang ba."
Huang Maoyi laughed and scolded: "shit, how can bastards talk?"
Seeing that someone was dissatisfied with his performance, Wang Shizi had to show 12 points of spirit. It seems that this bastard is not the first time to learn. He was serious. He immediately learned the methodical and slow look of Wang Shiba. Huang Mao picked up a small stone and threw it on Wang Shizi's head. Wang Shizi immediately shrunk his head like Wang Shiba was frightened, and Huang Mao laughed wildly, Wang junk smiled carefully and stood up tentatively.
At this time, a gangster with green hair across the road rushed over with a group of people and kicked the things that Wang garbage had packed up again. The man next to us said, "see, there are several groups of people who bully Wang garbage every day. Who can bully the flowers and who can have face."
Xiang Yu slapped the table heavily and didn't say a word, but I know that brother Yu was really angry.
After Wang's sack was kicked away for the nth time, he showed a better psychological quality than a sniper. He was not impatient. When he saw the coke bottle, no matter who was in front, he climbed down with a head, then called Grandpa, and then consciously took the bottle back. When he saw the mineral water bottle, he squatted three times with his head in his arms. When he saw anything else, it was needless to say - learn from Wang ba, Red hair and yellow hair look at green hair triumphantly. That means: look how sensible Wang garbage is taught by us. It's up to you.
Wang Shifu didn't know that he flattered the horse's legs, and he was also doing all kinds of strange things. Green Mao's face became more and more gloomy. He suddenly kicked Wang Shifu's ass with all his strength. Unexpectedly, Wang Shifu was kicked and screamed, jumped out like an arrow off the string, jumped for a long time 200 meters away, and then slowly came back, There was another smile on his face. A little gangster looked at his watch and said, "well, it's good. It broke Liu Xiang's record." It caused a lot of laughter. Green Mao had to save some face. He smiled and waved to Wang garbage and said, "come here! I'll give you a good job -"
Wang garbage hurriedly ran over. Green Mao grabbed his neck collar, pointed to a fashionable girl across the road and said fiercely, "go and ask the woman what color of underwear she is wearing, and there will be a reward."
Wang's garbage smile solidified for a while, but nodded: "yes." He said he was going to run opposite. Several ruffians smiled and asked, "how to verify?" Green Mao said recklessly, "Wang garbage, if you can't ask, we can only go and see it ourselves."
Wang garbage quickly ran to the girl and said something. The girl was stunned. She slapped him in the face. Green hair and they laughed. After all, they were just gangsters. They couldn't do anything too special, so they let the woman go.
Xiang Yu was already trembling with anger. Pointing to Wang garbage, he said, "is it necessary to take care of such a person when he is reduced to such a state as to what kind of hero he was in his last life?"
I smiled and said, "brother Yu, that's not what I said. Zhang Bing didn't know who he was. He used to be a little woman."
Xiang Yu sighed heavily: "hero twilight, hero twilight!"
Wang Shifu laughed happily when he saw the ruffians. Knowing that he had made contributions this time, he strolled back proudly. Green Mao said loudly, "come here and give you a reward." The boy unscrupulously opened his pants and peed in a bottle. Then he gave the bottle to Wang garbage who came over. Wang garbage was very conscious and raised it to drink. Green hair stopped him and said with a bad smile, "this is not for you, it's for him." He pointed to a strong driver who had just got off the truck. The boy was addicted to killing people with a knife. It seemed that he wanted the strong man to beat the king's garbage again. They looked lively.
The man was more than one meter nine tall and his face was full of flesh. It's not a good thing to see. Green Mao is not afraid of him because of the large number of people. Unfortunately, it's only Wang garbage. It's very convenient to annoy this man and beat him half paralyzed.
Wang garbage also knew the stakes. Holding the half bottle of urine, he couldn't laugh anymore. Green Mao stared: "go!" Wang garbage suddenly knelt straight in front of green hair and begged, "please forgive me. I can play whatever you want. Don't let me harm people!" Green hair and they were stunned and said with a smile: "shit. The consciousness is still very high. Is it afraid of death?" Green Mao stepped on Wang's garbage face and scolded, "are you going, are you going..."
Xiang Yu finally wiped his face and threw the temptation grass he had been holding in his hand in front of me. As if he had made a great determination, he resolutely said, "take it, hurry up, so that I won't change my mind."
I grabbed it in my hand and shouted, "Wang garbage, come here!"
Green, red and yellow Sanmao stared at me, but after looking at the posture of Xiang Yu and me, no one was the first to stand up and maintain the due courtesy of the little gangster when he met the old gangster.
Wang Junzi looked at his face and quickly judged the situation. He ran to me and smiled humbly: "Grandpa, what do you want?"
Xiang Yu and I couldn't help looking at Wang garbage carefully. Unfortunately, we didn't see the old blind man's temperament. He had been completely squeezed into a ball.
I threw that piece of temptation grass in front of him and said only the word "eat". I was worried that I would change my mind in a while.
Wang picked up the piece of grass and smelled it intoxicatingly, but he still smiled and asked vigilantly, "won't anything happen if you eat this?"
Xiang Yu said impatiently, "what else do you want? Do you think it's interesting for you to live like this?"
After listening to this sentence, Wang trash finally glanced at Xiang Yu. I found that the corners of his mouth grinned bitterly. I swear, it was not an epiphany before awakening - he was afraid that Xiang Yu would stand up and beat him.
As soon as Wang Shifu clenched his teeth and closed his eyes, he threw the temptation grass into his mouth, chewed it for a few times and swallowed it. Xiang Yu and I stared at him and waited for him to slowly exude the spirit of a bastard, but there was no movement for a long time. The red, yellow and green Sanmao over there shouted again: "Wang Shifu, are you finished? Die for me!"
Wang garbage ran over again. At this time, the cart driver had left. Green Mao was discouraged. Green Mao put aside his legs and said, "forget it, it's cheap for you today. Drill another crotch and let you go."
Wang garbage suddenly slowed down
I was so nervous that I forgot to breathe. I seemed to have seen a hero recovering gradually. I seemed to have smelled the coming bloody rain——
Then, with a plop, Wang knelt in front of green hair. He leaned down and drilled between his legs
Xiang Yu and I looked at each other. We almost couldn't believe our eyes. After being stunned for a while, I remembered something and said to Xiang Yu, "shit, eat my baby and drill people's crotch. Is this unparalleled hero --"
Xiang Yu said to me in the same voice, "Han Xin?"