V2.Chapter 100

I a spirit: "you said that he would not deceive us. In order to get rid of the medicine in our hands, just pay out a rag picker who looks at the poor?"

Xiang Yu was also stunned and immediately said, "even so, this man was a mule or a horse in his last life. Should he show his shape?"

While talking, Wang garbage's head had been put into green Mao's legs. When he was about to climb over, Wang garbage suddenly stretched out his hand to hold green Mao's crotch. Green Mao was forking his waist and looking up at the sky. He was so unprepared that he screamed. Wang garbage slowly climbed up and said in a deep voice, "call grandpa!"

Green Mao was shocked and angry. What surprised him most was not that he was held in his crotch, but that he was holding his crotch. The man was Wang garbage. His face was seriously out of shape and hissed, "let me go!" Huang Mao and Hong Mao were stunned and laughed. The people of green Mao wanted to help, but they didn't dare to do it easily. They scolded one after another: "you want to die!"

I asked Xiang Yu, "which hero in history is good at holding people's crotch?" Xiang Yu couldn't laugh or cry and shook his head.

Wang garbage turned his back to us, so he couldn't see the expression on his face. He only heard him say to green Mao very gently, "Grandpa, let you go, hurry up."

Green Mao opened his mouth and just wanted to scold. Maybe Wang garbage added a few points to his hand. A blurted dirty word turned into a very painful inhalation. Yellow Mao and red Mao still looked at it with a smile. They knew that it was beginning to be interesting today.

At this time, Wang Shizi obviously lost his patience and suddenly said coldly, "forget it, you don't have to shout. You could have been my grandson. Now you can only be my granddaughter..."

Green Mao shouted hysterically at the first moment when he reflected the meaning of this sentence: "Grandpa, grandpa!"

"That's good," said Wang with a smile Then he really let go of green hair and patted green hair's face with the hand that had just gripped his crotch.

Now I'm confused. I thought Wang garbage would hold green hair and wait for him to be safe. Isn't he looking for death now?

The little green Hun who liberated Chad forgot to take revenge and looked at the king's garbage so blankly - that's how people are. If you are bitten by a dog, your first idea is to pick up a stick and kill it; But if a little white rabbit that looks good and lovely pours on it, it will bite off two kilograms of your meat. You have to think, am I meeting rabbit essence or dreaming, so it's inevitable to be stunned.

Instead of looking at Green Mao, Wang turned to yellow Mao and red Mao and said, "my grandson called me Grandpa. If you don't call him, you probably won't be able to mix in this area in the future. In order not to let my grandson say I don't know how to hurt people - you two call me." His words were taken for granted, just as the teacher was reasoning to the primary school students. It was a bit of coaxing and frightening.

The laughter of red and yellow hair became stiff. They laughed because green hair was not one of them and was gloating, but they never thought that disaster would come to them so soon.

Red hair stretched out a finger and pointed to Wang garbage. It's probably a short circuit of thinking. He usually has dirty words. Now he can't even think of a curse. As fast as lightning, Wang garbage inserted the index finger of his right hand into his cheek along the corner of Hongmao's mouth, and then tried to hook it down. Hongmao involuntarily bent down and subconsciously protected his mouth with both hands.

"Don't move!" Wang garbage faded down hard. He threatened, "do you want me to tear your mouth behind your ears? Then you won't have to roll your pie in the future."

Xiang Yu wondered, "why don't you have to roll the pie in the future?"

I explained to him, "keep your mouth behind your ears. A pie can just fit in."

Xiang Yu: "

Wang garbage hooked red hair with one finger and shouted, "call grandpa!"

Red hair tilted painfully, and the blood droplets at the corners of his mouth fell down, but he couldn't resist at all. If he opened Wang garbage with a straight fist, the corners of his mouth would still crack, although it might not be as exaggerated as Wang garbage said. But if we really want to open the side door, at least we can eat and smoke. The people with him don't dare to act rashly, and green hair and yellow hair are inconvenient to manage. Now it's definitely meant to take advantage of people's danger to rush up. Finally, red hair offended.

I don't know when Wang garbage's temperament became particularly urgent. He raised his red hair and shouted, "is it so difficult to call a grandpa?"

Red hair sniveled and shed tears, and said in a stuffy voice, "dumb -"

Wang junk put his ears up attentively, looked at him and asked, "what are you talking about?"

Red hair adjusted his mouth shape for half a day by sucking the air conditioner. Then he shouted, "Grandpa..."

Wang straightened his fingers so that his red hair fell to the ground. He wiped the saliva on his finger on red hair, smiled and scolded, "I can't speak clearly. It's humiliating to have a grandson like you."

Red hair climbed on the ground and looked at Wang's garbage with fear in his eyes.

At this time, Wang garbage wiped his hands, as comfortable as if he had just eaten instant boiled mutton in the cold winter. He lifted his coat, spread the sweat on his forehead, smiled and said to Huang Mao, "it's your turn, call."

Red hair and green hair were already free. The two groups wanted to rush up together. Wang garbage was no match, but man was a strange animal. The two people were humiliated by Wang garbage, and now yellow hair was safe. The two people were not in a hurry and stood behind silently watching.

Huang Mao also analyzed the current situation. He stepped back and reluctantly smiled: "... Lao Wang, my brother used to joke with you. Don't care."

Wang garbage ignored him and put his hand on his ear: "shout quickly, I'll wait."

Huang Mao patted Wang on the shoulder and pretended to be open-minded and said, "ha ha, Lao Wang likes to joke."

Wang said stubbornly, "call grandpa!"

Huang Mao finally couldn't hold it anymore. He pulled out a one foot long dagger from his back waist and said bluntly, "don't give face, don't be shameless!"

Wang looked at the garbage and said with a smile, "Oh, you still have a knife. Can you play?" He reached out and grabbed Huang Mao's arm. Huang Mao couldn't help shaking. The knife almost fell to the ground. Wang Shizi stretched out his other hand, pinched Huang Mao's fingers on the handle of the knife, smiled and said, "don't be afraid, I'll teach you how to kill."

Wang Junzi put Huang Mao's hand with a knife on his neck, then tilted his head, patted the broken green tendon and said, "see, there is the thickest blood vessel. If you cut it with a knife, it will be difficult for the immortal to save."

Huang Mao's knife was extremely sharp. A piece of snow-white light reflected Wang Junzi's neck. Huang Mao almost threw away the knife several times. Wang Junzi helped him take it again.

Wang Shifu glanced at the trembling yellow hair and said in surprise, "why, look down on cutting the pulse? I'll teach you another move." Wang garbage put Huang Mao's hand on his left chest and said, "do you know where this is, right. It's the heart. If you stab it here, you'll die!" Wang garbage took Huang Mao's empty hand, covered it on his chest and scratched it. "Don't touch the ribs. Do you know how to poke the first knife - don't put too much force on the ribs. It's hard to pull it out. You should rub it in."

As Wang garbage said, he took Huang Mao's hand to demonstrate to him. Huang Mao has become a puppet at the moment. He is foolishly at his mercy. Wang garbage taught Huang Mao. He stepped back and said, "I've taught you everything. Come on, don't you want to kill me?"

Huang Mao held up his knife and stood motionless. Wang garbage hunched over and looked up at Huang Mao, but the momentum was like a bird's-eye view of the world.

Wang urged: "hurry up, are you going to kill? I still have friends waiting."

Xiang Yu watched it for a long time. He said to me, "this man's Kung Fu is not very high, but he is cruel. I really can't think of who is this character in history."

I said contemptuously, "of course you can't think of it. You only had a few years before?"

Xiang Yu said, "Oh, do you know who this man is?"

"... I don't know. The history I know best is last year."

On the field, Wang garbage urged several times, and Huang Mao didn't do it. Wang garbage said in a tone of hatred for iron and steel: "let me help you?" He suddenly hugged Huang Mao's knife hand. We all thought he was going to take the knife. No one expected him to stab his heart

Finally, Huang Mao was frightened. The knife went deep into Wang garbage's shoulder. The bright red blood slowly swam around Wang garbage's clothes. The yellow hair had collapsed into a pile. Then he covered his face and screamed like a little girl. Wang garbage shouted: "call grandpa!"

Huang Mao shouted with a cry: "Grandpa!"

All the ruffians were numb. Let alone go up and start, they didn't even have the strength to run. Wang junk smiled with satisfaction, pointed to their noses one by one and said, "if you want to get back face, I'll accompany you at any time, but remember, if you want to come, kill me. As long as you leave a breath for me, you and your family's life is not yours!"

After saying these words, Wang garbage didn't look at them any more. With a smile on his face, he went to Xiang Yu's table and sat down. He waved to the boss, "here's a bottle of beer." The boss trotted over with beer and respectfully put it in front of Wang garbage. Wang garbage pointed to us: "I have settled the accounts of these two brothers. How much is it?"

The boss nodded and said, "look what you said. I've known you for so long. Tell me this..."

Wang garbage slapped the table: "disgusting or not, I'm just drinking your beer? How much is it?"

The boss winced and said, "a total of 9 yuan..."

Wang garbage untied his red belt, took out a bunch of smelly wool tickets from his pants, counted 10 yuan and threw them on the ground: "don't change!" The boss picked up the money and ran away.

Wang garbage bit open the bottle cap with his teeth, took a big sip, belched happily, and smiled at us: "who are you two?"

I pointed to the knife on his shoulder: "can you take that down and talk again? I'm dizzy."

Wang garbage pulled out the knife and threw it on the table. He ran said, "I'm laughing." His wound was bleeding immediately. Wang garbage tore open his clothes and wrapped it twice without paying any attention.

The best surprise for me now is the identity of the old pervert in front of me, so I asked, "what do you call it?"

Wang Junzi probably knew what I was asking and replied directly, "Liu Xiazhi."

I scratched my head and said, "Liu Xiahui? This surname sounds familiar, Liu Xiahui..."

Liu Xiazhi said, "that's my brother."

I was surprised and said, "is Liu Xiahui your brother?" I didn't expect the famous gentleman to have such a brother.

Liu Xiazhi disdained and said, "what's he doing, a hypocrite."

I asked carefully, "have you seen that woman?"

Liu Xiazhi was stunned: "which woman?"

"It's the one sitting in your brother's arms. Is it because she's too ugly..."

Liu Xiazhi interrupted me angrily: "why does anyone tell me about him first when they see me? I also have a name!" Speaking of this, Wang said proudly. "I am a villain!"

I smiled and said, "I see."

Xiang Yu has been looking at Wang garbage coldly. It seems that he always doesn't like him. At this time, he suddenly said, "do you have a nickname called stealing Zhi?"

Liu Xiazhi patted his thigh: "someone understands! It's me. Who are you?"

"Something is... Forget it, I told you you don't know."

Liu Xiazhi had a quick mind and said with a smile, "it seems that you are still behind me?"

I said, "this is Xiang Yu, brother Yu."

Liu Xiazhi said, "yes, Liu Xiazhi really didn't know Xiang Yu. But Wang garbage has no culture and has heard of the overlord of Western Chu."

Xiang Yu smiled faintly, pointed to Liu Xiazhi and said to me, "this man was the famous thief who led thousands of people to run rampant. The princes did all kinds of evil and scolded Kong Qiu who went to argue with him."

I was almost surprised to stand up: "Kong Qiu? Is it the sage of Kong?"

Liu Xiazhi said, "that's the old guy. I didn't look down on him because he was good with my brother. Who knows, the old thing was wordy and endless. When it was time for lunch, I shouted 'bring up the plate of steamed human liver'. The old guy ran away with his tail between his legs." Liu Xiazhi laughed wildly, "Kong Ersheng was disgusted by me and ran away, ha ha."

I'm covered with black lines. It's disgusting enough! Under an exciting spirit. Suddenly blurted out: "heaven and earth can only distinguish the clear from the turbid, but how can they paste the stolen plantations? Yan Yuan - stolen plantations, I remember that I would learn from Guan Hanqing's Dou E injustice at school. So you are a bad person?"

Liu Xiazhi was stunned. He said, "I am neither a hero nor a bad man. By the way, I am an owl for the rest of my life!"

"What do you think of the interview, from Wang garbage to a world leader?"

Liu Xiazhi said, "by the way, I haven't asked you yet. Is the strangeness in the thing you just gave me to eat?"

I nodded and simply said something to him. For such people, some things are no longer confidential.

After hearing this, Liu Xiazhi sighed with deep emotion. Finally, he sighed, "I can see that people are good at being bullied by others. When they are people, they should be villains!"

Xiang Yu and I looked at each other and smiled bitterly. The former thief who had been bullied for most of his life. It seems that we have bid farewell to the correct outlook on life and world outlook.

I asked Liu Xiazhi, "brother thief, what are you going to do in the future? No, follow me and do something. Can't you live with rags anymore?"

Liu Xiazhi said proudly, "get up wherever you fall." He pointed to yellow, red and green and said, "see, that's my new force. See that nightclub? It's mine in a month at most! This beer stand, mine!"

I quickly shook hands with him: "I wish you success."

Seeing that there was nothing more to say, I stood up and said, "brother thief, I'll leave that brother. Anyway, take your time. The police don't dare to scare people when they talk to you one day."

Liu Xiazhi shook hands with me: "brother, I won't say anything to thank you. Although we are villains, we all know that who is good to us? We have to pay back ten times and a hundred times. This is called stealing also has a way - by the way, this sentence is our first!"

Just as we were about to leave, Liu Xiazhi suddenly glanced at the wound on his shoulder and seemed to be startled. He covered it in panic and gradually became tired. I hurriedly asked, "what's the matter with him? He lost too much blood?"

Xiang Yu said, "this little blood is not enough."

Liu Xiazhi raised his head, looked around and said hard, "what's the matter with me, how am I bleeding?" My heart said that you didn't pretend to be B just now. Look at my Xiaoqiang pretending to be B, and he punched Duan Sirius and vomited blood. You're good. Plug in and play by yourself. It's time!

Liu Xiazhi sat on the ground and said blankly, "who am I?"

I hurried forward: "brother thief, what's the matter with you? Aren't you Liu Xiazhi?"

Liu Xiazhi stared at me hard for a long time and reluctantly said with a smile: "Oh, it's Xiaoqiang brother and overlord. You haven't left yet?"

"I'm leaving..."

"Oh, be careful on the road - do you want another bottle?" Liu Xiazhi asked, pointing to our empty beer bottle.

"... no more."

Liu Xiazhi got up from the ground tremblingly, carefully put the bottles on the table into his woven bag, and finally smiled humbly at us.

When he left with his back to us, I found that his back was more hunched. The threatening momentum just now had disappeared, and he looked like a poor loser.

I wondered, "what's the matter with this world leader? Is such a person still blood sick?"

Xiang Yu suddenly whispered in my ear, "it's a side effect!"

I suddenly realized that the unprocessed temptation grass really had fatal side effects, that is, it would intermittently lose its medicine and completely forget the scene of his previous life, just like Liu Xiazhi. When he took the little gangster, he was Liu Xiazhi, but just now, he became the king garbage that anyone can insult. The last medicine also made him recognize Xiang Yu and me, If he asks again now, he will not remember us and forget who he was in his last life. I don't know when he will turn into the villain again

In the car, I said to myself, "how can such a Liu Xiazhi teach 'Sanmao' and successfully occupy the nightclub?"

Xiang yubai looked at me and said, "what's your heart for him?"

I said with a smile, "I think brother thief is very good, at least not empty. Why do you always look down on him?"

"Hum, pinch people's crotch, pull people's corners of the mouth, and dare to call yourself an owl. I knew he would not take out the temptation grass."

I looked at him with disdain. It's typical to get cheap and sell well. The side effects of temptation grass are not so easy to accept. Take Baojin for example, he's just a slight personality difference, and he knows that once the temptation grass is eaten, it's an absolute split of personality! This will be for Yu Ji. It will have nothing to do with your sweet honey. They push the boat along with the water and strip off. At the critical moment, Yu Ji suddenly turns her face and yells at rape. Can you explain it clearly?