Liu Laoliu stepped aside and said, "come on, see you."
As soon as Liu Laoliu dodged, the man behind him showed up. He was dressed in military uniform, wearing a helmet and armor, and hung a three foot long sword around his waist. Although he lowered his head and couldn't see his face, he could feel that he was a young general. He took a small step forward with one leg and closed his hands in front of his stomach. He was probably greeting me. I quickly hugged him. Then he complained to Liu Laoliu and whispered, "why do you get another military general? Don't you know it's a sensitive period?"
Liu Laoliu said in my ear, "look carefully."
When the young general finished saluting, he resumed his upright posture. With a crash, the iron leaves on his shoulder guard and combat dress made a sound. It was clear that he was a real soldier. He looked so heroic. He pressed his sword with his hand and raised his head. I only glanced at his face and saw that his two slender eyebrows went straight into his temples. Due to his long experience in the battlefield, The skin color is a bit like chocolate, but it is still very delicate. The lines of his lips are soft, and the corners of his mouth are slightly upturned, which makes him look a little uninhibited and naughty. As a soldier, he seems a little sissy, but the traces of fighting on the battlefield well hide this. There is a sense of freedom to see through life and death in his eyes, and his sword handle has been slightly worn, I have met many such soldiers, such as 300 and Liangshan heroes. It can be seen that this is a soldier who has really experienced the battlefield.
I stared at him for a long time, and the more I looked at him, the more strange I felt. Liu Laoliu smiled and added a hint of the keen feeling of male animals in estrus - I was still squatting in the chair, and I finally smelled a special smell. I pulled Liu Laoliu and whispered, "is it female?"
Don't wait for Liu Laoliu to speak. My new customer has taken off his helmet and held it in his arms. He smiled and said, "good eyesight. My partners haven't seen it for 12 years." While talking, a long hair had hung down, draped over the shoulder armor, and a feminine tenderness came to his face.
In fact, if she didn't deliberately let go of her voice, even now it's not easy to see her gender, because ancient times are opposite to modern times. In addition to those engaged in art, both men and women have long hair. A performance artist named Jieyu shaved her head. The female general's voice is no longer clear. It may be the reason for pretending to be a male voice for many years. Now she speaks with a special magnetism.
I asked Liu Laoliu, "who is this?"
Liu Laoliu said, "guess."
I guess - there are only a few famous women generals in Chinese history. The women's rights representatives of several ethnic minorities do not shy away from their gender. There are also several iron women who openly serve the country with their daughters and deliberately disguise themselves as men. Only
"Mulan?" I asked tentatively.
Hua Mulan smiled and nodded at me, then wondered, "how do you know me?"
I cried, "who doesn't know you? Haw haw haw again. I passed the dictation in those years."
I asked Liu Laoliu quietly, "why is Mulan here?"
Liu Laoliu said proudly, "that's good. Who in the man wants to fight Hua Mulan? I don't believe he Tiandou can find Mu Guiying and Liang Hongyu to embarrass you." It's shameless. How can you boast about being forced like this?
I said, "what do you mean? It's just like what's your last name?"
Liu Laoliu said, "don't worry, he will be robbed by heaven."
I said excitedly, "what kind of thunder?"
"Almost."
I said anxiously, "what if I cut through?"
Liu Laoliu: "... Have time to do more business. You're out of tune than me."
I was thinking about the tune. If Hua Mulan stands under your nose, can you adjust it?
I looked at them and asked, "is that how you came here?"
Liu Laoliu said, "I specially drove my motorcycle around the film and television road. It's just time to shoot an ancient costume drama."
Hua Mulan looked at me with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, right? What nationality are you?"
I squatted on the chair and said awkwardly, "Han nationality."
Hua Mulan, holding her helmet in one hand and touching her chin in the other hand, said, "like me, do I have to sit like you?"
Liu Laoliu whispered to me, "Mulan has been dealing with the surrounding ethnic minorities and pays more attention to national etiquette."
I stammered, "you... Can sit as you like." Hua Mulan thought I was polite to her, so she looked like me. The wolf squatted on the sofa.
Liu Laoliu said, "let's talk. Xiaoqiang takes good care of Mulan. A girl has suffered for so many years outside. How wronged she is if she doesn't say it."
Hua Mulan squatted on the sofa and said, "brother Liu's speech is too unreasonable..."
After Liu Laoliu left, we squatted and looked at each other. For a long time, I smiled and looked for the beginning: "Mulan, how old are you - I mean your actual age."
Hua Mulan thought for a moment and said, "I joined the army on behalf of my father when I was 17. I fought for 12 years. Count it yourself."
Is Hua Mulan second to me in math? But I soon learned that women from ancient times to today don't want others to know their age. Just like today's women, they can't wipe it off, so they tell you that she belongs to rats and rats. You can guess 24 and 36.
At the age of 29, it was definitely a super old youth in ancient times, especially women. No wonder Hua Mulan refused to say it directly.
I hurriedly said, "then I have to call you sister - it looks like 18. Didn't you lie to me?" I flattered casually, but Hua mm looks really young.
Hua Mulan smiled like a flower: "no, I never lie." It seems that it was not popular for them to praise women for being young at that time, so this flattery made our heroine very comfortable, but I doubt that she never lied. It seems that she lied a big lie when she was 17.
I looked at the flower mm in military uniform and only summed up one word: handsome! Wearing this suit of armor, she looks tall and straight. In fact, it can be seen from her hands that Hua Mulan is not tall. A head of soft hair is put down, which makes her whole person full of a kind of neutral beauty. Yes, she has the inner goodness and gentleness of women, and has the strength and determination of men. This is called neutral beauty. Boys and women are wriggling and pinching. It is called the second chair, and it is called a fake mother these two years
We watch TV and movies. A woman disguised as a man's clothes seems to have nothing to do with OK if she just put her hair up. Other places such as eyeliner, foundation, and red lips do not need to be controlled. There are only two ways to expose her. We can only understand this as the director's spring and autumn style. We can't treat the ancients as mentally retarded. The ancients are not bad at what modern people can see at a glance. Xiang Yu told me that they would have the trick of throwing a wallet on the road for you to pick up and then cheating you for money
So the flower mm in front of me, if I don't say it myself, is a slightly feminine and handsome officer in disguise for so many years. So that she has a good grasp of men from both appearance and psychology, sitting (squatting) there with a strong momentum.
I stayed for a while and then said, "sister Hua, why don't we take a shower and change our clothes first?"
Hua Mulan jumped to the ground with miso. Said, "go."
It startled me. Although Hu Sanniang was born as a bandit, she was still a full woman from the outside to the inside. It was just a little spicy. Tong Yuan was good at Kung Fu. When she was free, she was like a lady of the family. I really saw such a crisp woman for the first time.
I led the way, and Mulan followed me. Every time I went up the stairs, the armour made an uproar, which made my heart itch.
There is only Qin Shihuang upstairs. I muttered when I changed my clothes. What kind of clothes should I find for Hua mm? The clothes of steamed stuffed bun are in the cabinet, but you should know that women's clothes are simple and complex. Do you want me to show her from the inside to the outside? I can only take it off, can't I wear it——
Or throw it directly to her and let her wear it by feeling? That's how Li Shishi was. Although I wore my bra outside. There was no big mistake, but Mr. Li was flashy. Some things can be understood at a glance. Isn't it difficult for Hua Mulan to serve half her life?
After thinking for a long time, I led her to my bedroom and took out a shirt and jeans from the cabinet. Needless to say, everyone could see this. I motioned her to help herself. Hua Mulan gave me her helmet, smiled at me and reached out to untie the silk scarf in my neck. I hurried out of the bedroom, closed the door and my heart pounded at the door, Now I finally understand why I was itching just now. This is the temptation of uniform!
As we all know, nurses, policewomen and female soldiers can usually stimulate men's special associations, especially the latter two. Perhaps women in these two occupations can particularly meet men's desire to conquer and press women who are stronger than themselves... This is probably the most primitive impulse of all male animals.
But there is another point. At ordinary times, the policewomen and soldiers we (wolf friends) see in the video are all women's clothes. You don't have to do it. As soon as she sits in bed, she will start to complain. There is no challenge at all. It's better to see the calls of female Nazis and female agents of the National Party in the feature film.
In fact, I always think that the real temptation of uniforms should include two points: one is to wear uniforms, and the other is to subdue those who wear uniforms. The so-called temptation, of course, must be driven by interests and stimulated by adventure, just like picking up girls in Thai bars.
Well, back to the topic of uniform temptation, now in my bedroom, there is a female general who is undressing. How can it not make people excited? And it's a real female general. She's been on the battlefield and killed people!
Of course, this last point calmed me down a lot. Now that there are uniforms, I want to rush in and subdue... Cough, what I want to say is that the temptation of uniforms is actually not suitable for me. I still like primary school teachers, piano players and steamed stuffed bun shops.