V3.Chapter 3

I put her helmet and armor together on the top of the cabinet - they remind me of Jingke sword and Overlord armor. I don't bite now because I have many lice. Anyway, I've been remembered. Do you like to steal or not.

As soon as I looked back, I couldn't help laughing. It turned out that Hua Mulan tied all the buttons on her shirt upside down. She used to plug the buttons into the buttonholes. When she arrived, she turned over all the buttonholes and wrapped them on the buttons. I think this is probably in line with their dressing habits at that time? Did they have buttons then?

"You tied it backwards." Then I touched my chest to remind her. Only then did I find that I was wearing a T-shirt.

"Reversed? How did that happen?" Mulan bowed her head and asked me for help.

I subconsciously stretched out my hand to help her, and immediately retracted back: Mulan was wearing nothing except this shirt. It would take a few buttons to untie. After all, Mulan was a woman. What should I do if she was shy and killed me?

I had to pick up another dress with buttons and show her: "look, it's like this..."

Mulan suddenly said, "I said why it's so difficult." She casually turned her back to fasten the buttons again. I looked at her. Hua Mulan was not tall, but she was very slender. After years of war, she maintained her figure very well. She still looked like a healthy girl. Hua Mulan, who took off her military uniform, was still refreshing and refreshing. Once she wore a large men's shirt, she had a different style.

Hua Mulan changed her clothes and squatted on the sofa. I said with a black line: "sister Hua, do you also have hemorrhoids?"

"Hemorrhoids?" Hua Mulan asked casually.

"Ten men and nine hemorrhoids, you... Oh, you are a woman." I said, "I always forget."

Who knows this sentence seems to poke the pain of Hua Mulan. She sighed gently and said, "how can you take a bath?"

I took her to the bathroom. I put water in the bathtub first, and then taught her how to use the shower head. I leaned over to get her shower gel. Hua Mulan took a toothbrush, knocked on the wall and asked, "how much water can be stored here?"

I said, "don't worry about using it. You don't stop washing bald Lu skin."

I put the shower gel and shampoo in front of her, told her how to use it, and said, "wash it first. I'll show you around later. Liu Laoliu told you that I'm not a fairyland."

Hua Mulan nodded and said, "I know. If I don't come to the fairyland yet - is the fat man in the opposite room sick? How can he talk to himself?"

I said, "the sick one is not here. I'll introduce you to fat man later."

As soon as I got out of the bathroom door, I heard the sound of my body immersing in the bath - the door wasn't inserted! Sister Mulan is too manly.

I went to the door of Qin Shihuang and said to him, "brother Ying, don't go to the toilet at this time." I'm afraid he'll see the blow he shouldn't have seen. Hua hero seems to lack respect for China's first emperor.

I didn't stay downstairs for 10 minutes. Mulan's head full of bubbles stuck out at the entrance of the stairs. Said: "Xiaoqiang, why is there no water?"

"Ah, no?" As I walked upstairs, I suddenly stood there and asked Hua Mulan. "Are you dressed?"

Mulan went out to explore her body. It was already neatly dressed, but her hair was full of foam. I took a long breath and followed her to the bathroom. I thought she would not use the water heater.

What a disgrace to the 21st century! The cow just blew off the chain at the critical moment.

Hua Mulan stroked her sticky hair and said, "what should I do?"

I had to lift the bucket and say, "you squat down. I'll help you flush."

Hua Mulan squatted next to the bathtub, asked me to wash her hair and said, "do you usually have to get together two people in the bath?" This sentence should be heard by the director of the waterworks. I don't know if he will take the blame and resign.

Mulan said while rubbing her hair. Her neck was white and greasy. I interrupted, "sister Hua, was it convenient for you to take a bath in the army?"

Hua Mulan said, "Hey, when I was a soldier, I was so tired of trekking every day. I stole a space and cleaned it up. Later, I became a pioneer officer. I set up a tent alone. That's better. I just thought about working hard with people every day. Who has time to care whether my body is dirty or not?"

I was stunned. A girl not only had to fight with the ferocious Xiongnu every day in the years of military haste, but also had to watch out for her comrades in arms to see through her gender. It was difficult to be a wolf in sheep's clothing, and it was even more difficult to be a land sheep in wolf's clothing.

Hua Mulan looked up at me and asked, "why don't you fall?"

It turned out that my work stopped as soon as I stayed. I hurried to help her water her hair and said, "I just feel very sad. Our experience is similar -"

Hua Mulan looked at me in surprise and stood up regardless: "are you also a woman?" Before I could speak, she touched my chest heavily, and then murmured, "it's flatter than me. How can I wrap it?"

I took her hand away and said sadly, "I'm a fake man!"

"What do you say..."

I bowed my head and said, "in the literature and art show in primary school, there were two more boys than girls in our class, and the team was uneven. My hair was long. On the day of the performance, the teacher painted me red lips and braided me to the girls' row. Anyway, no one could find the audience and the stage far away."

Hua Mulan smiled: "then you can also be regarded as a collective meritorious service."

"Yes, finally, the teacher specially held a criticism meeting for me."

"Criticism? Aren't you a little hero?"

"... I'm really a hero if I don't take the little girls from other schools to the bathroom."

"What's going on?"

"Female students from other schools want to go to the bathroom and don't know the way. I'll be a guide."

"What's the matter? Aren't you helping others?"

I sighed with emotion and said: "I shouldn't have followed in..."

Mulan is worthy of military background. She has a big nerve. She asked, "what are you doing in there?"

"Never went in, curious." I recalled the past and said: "in fact, I didn't want to go in at the beginning, but the female classmate of the foreign school said that she was not used to being alone and wanted me to accompany her."

Mulan thought and said, "Oh, yes, you were dressed up as a girl at that time. How did people see through later? You... Didn't pee standing?"

I grabbed my hair and recalled painfully: "I didn't pee - after I went in, I found that there was no urinal pool in the women's toilet. The main reason was that the female teacher who gave me makeup was squatting in it..."

Mulan was stunned and laughed. She grabbed a towel, wiped her hair, patted me on the shoulder and said, "I also said that girls want to grow into you. How can you get married?"

I whispered, "that's our steamed stuffed bun you didn't see."

"What, who is steamed stuffed bun?"

I said bitterly, "my daughter-in-law who didn't go through the door."

Mulan hurriedly asked, "is it the little girl who let you lead the way? I think she can't marry anyone except you."

In a word, I woke up the dreamer. I touched my chin and thought: Yes, how could that girl have forgotten to contact at the beginning? It seems that it was ancient times. A woman who didn't commit suicide after being touched by a man's clothes and sleeves had to marry this man. If I had been born in that era, I would not take hundreds of wives every month if I swung the king's eight fists and walked around the street twice a day?

I smiled and said, "sister Hua, according to you, I saw you when you took a bath. Can you only marry me?"

Hua Mulan was not angry at all. She jokingly said, "I can't get married without first changing the problem of entering the men's toilet." She asked me, "are you getting married?"

I said positively: "by the way, I just told you about it. When our couple came back, you told her it was my cousin who came to our wedding specially from other places. She didn't know anything..." I told her about the steamed stuffed bun, and Hua Mulan nodded and said, "OK, you'll call me sister later."

We came downstairs. Hua Mulan sat cross legged on the sofa and shook her wet hair with her hands. I asked her, "sister, what are your plans for this year?"

Hua Mulan stagnated for a while and said inexplicably: "after fighting for so many years, I almost forgot who I am. Now, I want to be a woman." Seeing that my eyes were different, Hua Mulan raised one leg and put her elbow on it. She was full of masculinity and laughed at herself: "Oh, isn't it difficult?"

I hurriedly said, "you are actually very beautiful. You are definitely a beauty!"

Hua Mulan waved her hand: "cut, do you see such a black beauty?"

It turned out that she was not confident in her skin color. To be honest, she was darker than those urban white-collar workers, but coupled with her capable and forthright military style, she showed an extra mature and wild beauty, which was more than a grade higher than those wild girls who advertised their personality and moaned without illness.

Through chatting, I learned that Hua Mulan became ill soon after she came home from the army for 12 years. She probably contracted a very serious stomach disease during the war. Therefore, Ding Ru died just after she came down from the battlefield, leaving only an eternal reputation and eternal glory to the flower family. She didn't have time to enjoy all this, The so-called "managing clouds and temples when the window, decals yellow on the mirror" is just a beautiful imagination of future poets, let alone getting married. Therefore, Mulan has such a wish: to be a woman.

The problem is that being a woman is not professional. If Li Shishi wants to be here, she may be able to help. Dress, etiquette and these are her strengths.

I can only comfort her and say, "don't worry, don't say you are a woman. Even if you are a man, I can let you be a woman."