V3.Chapter 4

I hurriedly introduced Hua Mulan: "this is Xiang Yu. The fat man upstairs just now is Qin Shihuang."

Hua Mulan stood up and said in surprise, "overlord of Chu?" It can be seen that as a general, Hua Mulan is more curious about Xiang Yu.

After listening to my introduction, Xiang Yu took a new look at Hua Mulan and asked me, "have you come to a new customer?" Without asking, he went straight to the stairs.

As soon as my eyes lit up, I grabbed Xiang Yu fiercely——

I was shocked by the thought in my mind for a moment: Hua Mulan wants to be a woman. We can't help her. Can we introduce Xiang Yu to her as a boyfriend? Haven't you heard that women in love are the most beautiful. Heroines and overlords of Western Chu are a perfect match. Anyway, Yu Ji has no shadow. Hua Mulan is no worse than Zhang Bing.

Yes, I admit that my idea is a little out of tune. If Mu Guiying and Liang Hongyu came here, we wouldn't say anything. I'm not so mean as to pimp the hero's wife. Besides, it belongs to undermining the military marriage, which is illegal - but isn't Hua Mulan single?

I grabbed Xiang Yu and introduced him emphatically: "brother Yu, this is Hua Mulan. He has been in the army for 12 years on behalf of his father. He is loyal and filial, but he is a good girl!"

Xiang Yu gave a shout and asked Hua Mulan, "soldiers?"

I hurriedly said: "more than that, this is our Chinese women's general who belongs to one and two!" Princess Pingyang, Yang's daughter-in-law and sister Hongyu, don't blame me for saying so. For Mulan's happiness, you should stay in the second line first

Hua Mulan was a little uncomfortable and said modestly, "what general is it? I've been a pioneer for a few years."

Xiang Yu couldn't help asking, "what Dynasty are you and how do you rely on women to fight?"

Hua Mulan frowned and said, "what's the matter with women? I've fought hundreds of battles. I didn't say I was surrounded by others like an iron bucket!"

Xiang Yu's face sank. This is really a little poisonous to him. It can be seen that Mulan has inherited the glorious tradition of sharp teeth and sharp mouth when Chinese women quarrel. If it weren't for her being a woman, Xiang Yu would have done it long ago. At last he said in a deep voice, "don't let me meet you on the battlefield!"

"What if you meet?" Hua Mulan said reluctantly; "The cavalry of Rouran (that is, the enemy in huamm land) is only stronger than Liu Bang's Han army."

This means that my enemy is much stronger than yours, but I won and you lost. From this, it can be inferred that I am much stronger than you.

Xiang Yu shook his hand. Hummed: "meaningless dispute, Kung Fu on the mouth!" Saying that a good man would walk away without fighting with a woman, Hua Mulan said contemptuously, "don't you even know how to deduce the art of war?"

Xiang Yu said "eh" and had to look at the woman in front of him again. He stretched out his hand to me and said, "Xiaoqiang -"

As soon as the two met, they caught fire. I just reacted now. Xiang Yu startled me with this cry: "what are you doing? Aren't you going to fight with a girl?"

Xiang Yu stared at me and said, "give me paper and pen."

My soul flew out of the sky: "you don't want to live or die, do you?"

Impatiently, Xiang Yu picked up a large white paper and two pens from my desk, went to Hua Mulan, handed her one, and then drew on the paper. Soon, there were mountains, rivers, paths and plains on the paper. Xiang Yu drew a circle in the paper. He said to Hua Mulan, "you and me, five thousand infantry each, grab this."

Hua Mulan took the pen and said, "OK!" Then he curiously played with the neutral pen in his hand.

I hurried over and saw that they were each arrayed from one end. After a while, the paper was full of dots representing soldiers - it turned out that there was a game of the age of the Empire in ancient times.

Xiang Yu drew a circle by a river. While saying, "I take this as the supply point and rush to the destination..."

Hua Mulan impolitely drew a circle on the mountain he had to go through: "I'm closer to here than you. I've ambushed you in four ways. See if you've passed?"

Xiang Yu smiled contemptuously: "a mere five thousand people have to be divided into four routes. Will you lead the troops?" But with Hua Mulan's explanation, Xiang Yu's face gradually became dignified, and it could be seen that he had suffered a great loss in planning the cutting.

Hua Mulan encircled Xiang Yu's soldiers and led an arrow through the mountains. He said, "when you get out of this mountain, you have at most 500 people left. Even if you give you the destination, can you hold it?"

Xiang Yu was stunned. Finally, he had to say, "even if I have only 500 people left, I still have a chance to win..." he took a pen and scratched it on the paper. "As long as I take the lead to rush back and forth, I can definitely drive your people away."

Now everyone can see that Xiang Yu began to mess around. You said he was hitting the star. Suddenly ran out a hero who was promoted to the full level in Warcraft. Isn't that cheating?

Hua Mulan threw her pen away to show her disdain for playing with Xiang Yu.

Xiang Yu became angry and said, "war is not on paper. Xiang is the enemy of all people. Are you afraid of a mere five thousand soldiers?"

In fact, if we really want to fight, I fully believe that Xiang Yu's 500 people are enough to win the territory. Generally, there are 5000 people in the territory, but we should pay attention to the rules in everything. We should follow his way, transfer the second artillery of the people's Liberation Army to the Warring States period, and spend the money of two pusang shells. Won't the million Qin army who won the fat man be extinguished?

There are two main reasons why Xiang Yu is poor. First, Hua Mulan's vanguard has only 3000 people. He is best at careful local campaigns, while Xiang Yu's campaigns range from tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands. Naturally, he has many generals who can use troops, and he doesn't have to worry about the details; Secondly, the two men have been separated for hundreds of years. During this period, the art of war strategy has slipped away. Why Waldner can't do Wang Liqin? It's not that he's old, because he can't keep up with the pace of the times. Why the Qing Dynasty has declined, that's because they have fixed their feet and sealed themselves. Why can't Chinese football - that's because they can't do it all the time.

These two people have big eyes and small eyes. You don't like me, and I don't think you're uncomfortable. I don't understand how a good couple originally planned to meet like this. In the final analysis, Xiang Yu can't speak. It seems that his male chauvinism has to be served by Yu Ji's little bird like woman. Mulan with a strong sense of honor and mission still looks for a man like man Zhonglie, but where can I find man Zhonglie for her?

Xiang Yu shook his hand and walked to the stairs. He couldn't help looking back and said, "why don't I take the mountain road?"

Hua Mulan said, "then you must arrive at your destination later than me. Five thousand to five thousand. I'm in the city and you're under the city. Do you know the consequences?"

Xiang Yu snorted. Just disappeared. I found out today that brother Yu also has a childish side.

When Xiang Yu ran away, Hua Mulan sat cross legged on the sofa and smiled helplessly at me.

I said, "sister, let me show you around." I have to teach her the knowledge of daily life first. I can't let steamed stuffed bun see me. My cousin can't even read my watch or open the door. I started with the quartz clock hanging on the wall and introduced it to her until all kinds of electrical appliances upstairs.

Qin Shihuang played a game. Without looking back, he asked, "new people?"

I hurriedly introduced Hua Mulan: "this is Qin Shihuang. I'll just call brother Ying in the future."

Hua Mulan smiled at Qin Shihuang, then scratched her head and said, "Qin Shihuang... That was Xiang Yu just now, that's not..."

I hurried to make a silent gesture to her, and then quietly told her: "Jing Ke is also downstairs."

Hua Mulan had a meal. "Are you too busy?"

I nodded: "OK, Liu Bang is more prosperous when he comes back in the evening."

Hua Mulan chuckled: "who else do you have here?"

I said, "Su Wu, show me the gate. Thieves collect protection fees in the suburbs. You don't know the rest. I'll introduce it to you later."

I simply told Qin Shihuang about Mulan's deeds. After listening, the fat man handed machine 1 to Hua Mulan: "good woman, you play this." This expressed an emperor's respect for the loyal and brave woman.

Under the sweat on my forehead, I pulled Hua Mulan out: "brother Ying, you play first and try to pass super Mary with your eyes closed."

I told Hua Mulan, "the things in the house are basically like this. It's no different from your meeting. It's just more convenient. How to live is how to live."

Hua Mulan said, "it's full of fresh land. It's not necessarily convenient - we can take a bath, just one person."

It seems that modernization has left only a shadow on Hua Mulan. If there is no one around, I'm afraid she won't even take a bath.

I told Xiang Yu, who was smoking in the living room, "brother Yu, you drive in the car and take sister Mulan out for a walk."

Xiang Yu choked out his cigarette, picked up the car key and hooked his finger at Hua Mulan: "go."

Hua Mulan seemed reluctant to be with Xiang Yu and said, "just ride a horse. What car?"

Xiang Yu stood at the entrance of the stairs and said, "don't talk nonsense. Can you ride 100 miles?"

Hua Mulan followed him and went out: "what is mai..."

I didn't react until they walked out of the gate: Xiang Yu dared to run 100 miles in a scrapped gold cup! holy crap Is there 100 on the gold cup speedometer? Did the pointer scratch on your leg——

I lay on the glass and shouted to Xiang Yu, "brother Yu, slow down!" Before the words fell, Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan were already out of sight.

Have to say. No matter how Xiang Yu is evaluated in history, brother Yu is worthy of being a pure man after all. His biggest characteristic is that he never takes his life seriously. His biggest disadvantage is that he doesn't take other people's lives seriously.

I sat downstairs and took a nap. When I opened my eyes, it was a little dark. Steamed stuffed bun came in with a vegetable basket and said, "Ke Zi, wash and eat..." I saw Jing Ke looking around with a bitten persimmon behind her.

Steamed stuffed bun entered the door and asked me, "listen to Ke Zi saying that a woman came to my house this afternoon?"

According to the arranged lie, I said, "my cousin specially came to our wedding."

"Where are the people?"

"I went out with brother Yu."

"I haven't heard that you have so many sisters before?"

I said, "wait, who will come on the day of business? Our Xiao family is also a famous family."

The steamed stuffed bun said contemptuously, "didn't you tell me that your family accounts for the pseudo Baochang only with your grandfather's cousin?" She asked me, "it's time to count people. Do you think 10 tables were enough that day?"

I shook my head, "it's enough."

Joke, table 10, 300. I'll be back that day. Plus Liangshan hero, how many tables are there?

Not long after the steamed stuffed bun went upstairs, the car stalled at the door, followed by a quarrel. Xiang Yu said: "... Then the two thousand cavalry on my right wing watched you beat me?" Hua Mulan's voice: "your two thousand cavalry have long been touched by me by diving!"

Xiang Yu said in a defiant voice, "come and tell me how you can eat my cavalry with less than 3000 infantry?"

Hua Mulan carried the door on her shoulder and said on her palm, "didn't I tell you that I would sneak into your cavalry camp before the general attack. Your cavalry can't sleep on the horse?"

It seems that these two people didn't do anything along the way. They changed a map and handed it in again. I wonder. They are all people who have fought for half their lives. Not enough?

The two people came in noisily. Xiang Yu obviously suffered a loss in his art of war, so he repeated his old skills, and the abnormal hero reappeared in the Jianghu to stand out with an enemy of 10000

Hua Mulan said with a tone of lesson: "you always do this. Fighting is not a matter of one person and two people. You should pay attention to..."

I replied, "teamwork."

Hua Mulan clapped her hands: "yes, it's teamwork. You always emphasize..."

I then interface: "personal heroism."

Hua Mulan: "well, personal heroism is not good!"

Xiang Yu waved his hand and said, "is it right that you always emphasize intrigues? Can 10 people definitely surround one person? Which of my subordinates in Xiang's place is not an elite to block 100. Even if my two thousand cavalry are naked, they still eat your three thousand infantry."

Hua Mulan said angrily to me, "look at this man. He's unreasonable. It's agreed to only talk about the art of war. Besides, my people are not paper paste. Why can your Chu army be used by me alone?"

My head was as big as a fight. He waved again and again and said, "don't quarrel. No one of you is my opponent in the war. I just need to send a 100 person fireworks force to feint in the front, and then send a 20 person special force to airborne your headquarters for decapitation."

Hua Mulan didn't know what to say. Xiang Yu was stunned and immediately said, "where did we have any salute troops and airborne troops at that time?"

I stood up and said, "isn't it over? So the war can't be said. How people fight the Guandu war, how they fight the Feishui war, and how millet and rifles fight in the war of liberation, it's much easier for the weak to win the strong."

At this time, when baozi heard someone talking, he put his head out of the stairs and asked, "cousin is back?"

I waved to her, "let me introduce you."

I pulled the steamed stuffed bun in front of Hua Mulan and said, "cousin, this is our daughter-in-law. Steamed stuffed bun."

Hua Mulan took the steamed stuffed bun in her arms and slapped her on the shoulder with her right hand. I think this may be their military salute in the past.

Steamed stuffed bun said with a smile: "I didn't know my cousin was coming. I didn't prepare anything. What would I like to eat in the evening?"

Hua Mulan said, "whatever. Just warm things up. After eating ice pimples for many years, it's just that your stomach is a little bad."

"Can I have fried noodles with sauce?"

Hua Mulan said, "OK!"

Steamed stuffed bun rubbed his shoulder and whispered to me, "cousin is really cool." Then he went upstairs.

It's really cool. Mulan is dressed in a man's clothes. Be swift and resolute. I guess the steamed stuffed bun may see that Hua Mulan is not wearing anything when hugging

I said to Hua Mulan, "sister, have you confidence in yourself when you see my daughter-in-law?"

Hua Mulan glanced at me and said, "what do you know? This is a woman. I like this girl!"

I thought maliciously that ugly people might be more popular in the same sex. So does my popularity have something to do with my appearance? Even if Jin Shaoyan, Hua Rong and song qingai are with me - then why are Li Kui and Yang Zhi so iron with me?

I looked at Hua Mulan and said with regret, "unfortunately, the teacher is not here. Why don't you let her lead you to buy some clothes first."

"Who is the teacher?"

I paused and said vaguely, "the emperor's concubine."

Hua Mulan said, "Oh, did your emperor choose another imperial concubine? I saw it when I went out just now."

I was stunned: "what?"

Xiang Yu said, "the model team is performing at the open-air exhibition." I suddenly realized.

After dinner, Hua Mulan mixed some sauce and rolled the noodles on chopsticks, eating like eating chicken legs. I just mixed the shredded cucumber. She had finished eating it. We were surprised. When we saw that everyone at the table looked at her, Hua Mulan said a little embarrassed: "I'm used to it. Military orders don't wait. As soon as I eat it, I'll take a bite and practice it."

The steamed stuffed bun asked, "cousin joined the army?" Hua Mulan nodded.

Steamed stuffed bun was full of little stars: "I said, you have a special temperament. How did you get in?" Steamed stuffed bun told me more than once that her biggest dream before she was 20 was to join the army. Unfortunately, there was a shortage of service places at that time. There was no way to get in. I didn't give up the steamed stuffed bun contract. I ran away from home many times without success

Hua Mulan said casually, "I went because of my father."

"Ah, uncle is the head of which military region?" Steamed stuffed bun's tone is ambiguous. It can't help but bring out a sense of flattery. It seems that it's a thief's heart. She even stared at me, probably because I had such relatives. Why didn't she tell her earlier.

I immediately stared back: "those with discipline in the army are confidential!"

Steamed stuffed bun took Hua Mulan's hand and said, "is your cousin a telephone soldier or a literary soldier?"

Hua Mulan, who had heard of this, scratched her head and said, "I'm a pioneer."

This time it was baozi's turn to wonder: "pioneer? What rank?"

I hurriedly said, "it's probably equivalent to a colonel."

Steamed stuffed bun said suspiciously, "it's the first time I've seen a 29 year old female head." things seldom seen are strange. In Chinese history, there were several female group commanders, and one female president was finally impeached by the Xue family.

Seeing the boxing meaning of steamed stuffed bun, Hua Mulan patted her hand and said, "if I can go back, I'll take you with me. But you have to be able to bear hardships."

The steamed stuffed bun immediately raised his chest and said, "of course I can bear hardships. Do you know why I did the door welcome?"

I said, "because you can't do it elsewhere -"

Steamed stuffed bun stared at me: "who said that? I didn't go when several state-owned enterprises hired me."

It's true. One of them is a carton factory. She lacks some boxes. The basic salary is 400. Then she sends the pieces. I calculated it for her. If she can get more than 500000 boxes a month, she can get a bonus of 200 yuan; The other one is better, or the organ. The Culture Bureau of a county lacks a person to see the shed

Steamed stuffed bun continued: "every time I stand at the door, I imagine myself as a guard and stand on every shift! So I'm not tired at all."

I said, "come on, have you seen guards in cheongsam?" I guess people like steamed stuffed buns don't like red clothes and armed, because no matter how red clothes are, they can't pack anything.

Xiang Yu sighed, "it's a pity that we can't go back. Otherwise, I have to seal a general title for the steamed stuffed bun. I believe she will be a good soldier."

Qin Shihuang looked at the steamed stuffed bun and hesitated for a while before saying, "Wai hungry (then I) let you be an hungry Sima." Sima, Secretary of defense?

I looked at them with disdain and would YY. Can you go back? There's a lot of talk. Lao Tzu is both king and king. There are more false titles than those entrepreneurs. But the right is not as good as the chairman of the trade union of the carton factory. Bah!

I put my arm around the shoulder of steamed stuffed bun and said, "let's go. We won't go either. It's better for soldiers in peacetime."

The steamed stuffed bun pulled me apart and said excitedly, "what's the meaning of that? I like wearing an armed belt and a spear over my shoulder..."

"Is there a plaster on your forehead? Do you think you belong to the gendarmerie?" I was immediately beaten by steamed stuffed bun. I rubbed my body and thought, "just wait. There are no characters after 1911 in our book..."