The steamed stuffed bun didn't understand and said, "why don't you go shopping with your sister?", She probably thought that my cousin wanted to look around when she first came to other places. How did she know Hua Mulan's mind to be a woman?
But it's not convenient for me to go with many special things.
After dinner, people began to be busy again. Xiang Yu lit a cigarette, turned out the map of the city and scratched it with a pencil. These days, he has nothing to do. I guess he may be looking at where else he hasn't been. Looking at his posture, he really means Patton.
Bored Hua Mulan saw him looking at the map and came forward and said, "why, do you still want to fight?"
Xiang Yu's eyes brightened: "fight once." I can see that he is also idle.
Xiang Yu handed Hua Mulan a pencil and said on the map, "this time we'll seize Nanyi small."
Hua Mulan looked on the map for a long time and confirmed her goal. She didn't know the simplified characters, but it didn't affect her observation of the map.
Xiang Yu said, "take 10000 elite soldiers each. Choose a starting point."
Hua Mulan said according to the map, "I'll start from xiyingpanyi."
"OK, I'll start from the post office."
Hua Mulan took a look and said, "Oh, you chose a place far away from me."
"But mine are all roads. You can cross the car. The time is about the same."
Hua Mulan pointed to a place and said, "it seems that we have to meet here."
"Well, turntable street has to fight."
I said with a black line: "are you two bored? Turntable street is always in traffic jam..."
Neither of them paid attention to me and buried themselves in the war. Xiang Yu pointed to the map and said, "I'm parallel to iron and Steel Street, which can ensure smooth logistics supply, and you're all small roads. If it weren't for me, I'd better change my starting point. Otherwise, you'd suffer too much."
I interrupted: "it's all right. There's a renle and a Carrefour from panliang to turntable street in Xiying. You can replenish supplies there. If you can't, rob the meat factory..."
Hua Mulan pushed me away and said, "no, I'll just march with three-day rations and try to get to turntable street first."
Xiang Yu touched his chin and said, "what do you mean? If I get there before you, as long as I keep the intersection within three days, don't you want to die?"
Hua Mulan said with a smile, "can't you stick to it?"
Xiang Yu asked, "how do you know I won't?"
"Bing Fayun. Know yourself and know the other - since I know that my opponent is overlord Chu, I know he will not stick to it. You will fight me in turntable street. I don't want to provide light soldiers. Jian Cong must arrive before you."
"It's useless. It's the front and rear feet at most. If you want to avoid my soldiers and take the lead first, I have to bite your ass and follow in."
"So I'll leave 2000 men and horses for you to eat. Just hold you for a moment. My leading troops will go straight to Nanyi primary school. I'll leave another 5000 people along the road to guard on the four lanes that must be passed from the turntable to Nanyi primary school. This is a curved path. One person will be in charge of the pass. Ten thousand people can't leave until you get through. I've already found supplies and stationed in Nanyi primary school."
I couldn't help saying, "from the turntable to the South first primary school, you can turn over a wall. My primary school is the South first primary school. After playing video games, our teaching director blocked up in sidaoxiang. I just ran over the wall."
Xiang Yu stared at the map and said, "I'll eat your two thousand bait. If it's ten thousand to eight thousand, do you still have a chance of winning?"
I said again, "two thousand people won't just stand and let you kill them."
Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan scolded me at the same time: "shut up!" I hushed.
Later, I also want to understand that this is the same truth as fighting. Ten people fight around two people. Even if they work hard, it won't help. At most, some of the ten people will hang some small colors.
Hua Mulan listened to Xiang Yu's question and said confidently, "wait until you pass through the four alleys. At that time, there were only 3000 people left at most, and I have won the South first small school, which has become the trend of your attack and defense..."
Damn, I dare say that if the teachers and students of Nanyi primary school resist, the Hua Mulan army will not be able to break the halberd and sink the sand. I learned there when I was a child. I know that the school spirit is quite bad. From the headmaster Lao Li to the first grade primary school students, I am good at using table legs.
Xiang Yu stroked the picture and said with emotion, "this is a fierce battle under a small town in the south. Is it fate again?"
I can't help it anymore. Turn your eyes and say, "forget it, do you think the police station outside the south gate will watch you capture the greenhouse of flowers in our motherland?" But it's hard to say. It's really necessary for ten thousand people to fight. A pistol and a few batons in a Street police station can be used for Farting!
Hua Mulan didn't ignore my existence this time and asked, "where is the police station?" I simply explained to her. Hua Mulan mused, "that is to say, Ding Ru is also in charge of the princes all the way, and we have to win them over. This situation is much more complicated..."
When I went to bed at night, I arranged Hua Mulan in the steamed stuffed bun house. The intimate plan between me and steamed stuffed bun was broken, but Hua Mulan was also very novel. According to herself, this was the first time she slept with a woman
The next day, the steamed stuffed bun morning shift left early. My plan today is to pack Mulan. Mulan has developed the habit of not undressing. When she gets up in the morning, her shirt is wrinkled. Although it doesn't look ugly, it's a little bad for a woman to wear this outfit.
Mulan didn't care too much. Under my guidance, she smiled vaguely at me after brushing her teeth with a toothbrush and said, "you're so lucky. Look at the body of steamed stuffed bun. It's definitely the material for a son."
I was speechless. Seeing that I was uncomfortable, Hua Mulan patted me on the shoulder and said with a smile: "shy? Haven't you seen her body yet?"
I really want to tell her that I know more about the body of steamed stuffed bun than myself - because I can't see some parts of my body, while others are different. But I'm afraid it will cause embarrassment. After all, our ideas are completely different. I'm afraid she will think about our moral corruption.
I solemnly said to her, "sister, today we'll finish the first step of being a woman and package ourselves."
"Packaging?"
"Well, just dress up."
Hua Mulan was suddenly embarrassed. Look around and say, "do you have powder? How can a woman be so black as me?"
To tell you the truth, I don't think she's black. It's a healthy golden brown. It seems that the heroine in international blockbusters often deliberately smears herself like this. It looks particularly sexy like she just fought with a female leopard.
I took down her hand in front of her face, looked straight into her eyes and said, "aren't you a soldier? You know, you have a sense of pride. What do you say - a cook who doesn't want to be a tailor is not a good driver."
Hua Mulan was stunned: "what do you mean?"
"Er... String. Soldiers who don't want to be generals are not good soldiers."
"But I'm already a general. I just want to be a woman now. Let's buy powder first?" It seems that Mulan has the least confidence in her skin color.
I waved my big hand and said, "painting white is out of date. Let's start from scratch." I saw that some of Hua Mulan's hair had been split because of the lack of maintenance all year round, so I decided to take her to make a hair first.
When I got on the bus, I found Hua Mulan covering her stomach and her face full of pain. I carefully asked, "you can't be that one, have you come?"
Hua Mulan frowned and said, "stomachache, the disease that fell during the war." She covered her stomach with one hand and smashed the door with the other hand. I drove the car at the door of a drugstore. I bought her a bottle of medicine and a bag of hot soybean milk, got on the car, stuffed it in her hand and said, "take two tablets."
"What is this?"
"Medicine for stomach."
Hua Mulan sent two tablets of medicine with soybean milk. After a while, she was relieved. She wiped her sweat easily, looked at me gratefully and said, "I wish I had a brother like you."
My heart said it would be nice if you really had a brother like me. You don't have to go to war.
When the bus got on the road, I asked her, "what do you think of here?"
Hua Mulan was dazzled and said, "the ground is really better than we were at that time, but women wear less - look at that woman. Her thighs are exposed."
"Where?"
Hua Mulan showed me that a hip girl in a miniskirt walked past in our sight. This is the first time I've seen other women with women. If it weren't for the sharp eyed flower pioneer, I almost missed the opportunity to see peerless beauty. I didn't expect that taking Hua Mulan on the street would have this advantage.
After watching the woman's thighs together, I said, "didn't you see it yesterday?"
Hua Mulan said, "I quarreled with Xiang Yu yesterday."
I asked: "what do you think of Xiang Yu?" In fact, I really want Xiang Yu to accompany Hua Mulan today, but for one thing, Xiang Yu did not show high enthusiasm, and for the other, he was also in a responsible attitude towards Hua Mulan. Can the woman packaged by Xiang Yu still see it?
Hua Mulan's evaluation of Xiang Yu is only five words: "you can be a brother."
It's over. After "you're a good man", the second biggest weapon to kill people is "I've always taken you as my brother". It seems that there is no call between the two.
I found the best hairstyle design room in the city and pushed Hua Mulan in front of the simple female designer: "just pick up my sister according to the standard of running for Miss World, and use whatever ion perm and molecular perm should be used."
The female designer stood aside, looked at Hua Mulan, lifted her hair with her hand, smiled and said, "this lady is suitable for big waves."
I said, "isn't big wave popular in the past?"
The designer said with a smile: "this is not popular in the past. It depends on personal temperament and conditions."
I waved my hand: "then you do it. Anyway, if it's not good-looking, I won't give you money."
The female designer smiled stiffly. Give me a white look when I don't pay attention.
Hua Mulan took me and whispered, "do you have to burn it? Does it hurt?" With that, she glanced at the customers sitting in a row of perms and said suspiciously. "You see, so many people are injured."
I put her on the chair and said, "don't worry, it's easier than binding your feet."
When the female designer began to trim Hua Mulan's hair, I was assigned to read magazines at the lounge. From the first page, star a fell in love with star B. later, I saw that star a and star C fell in love at first sight when they went to the toilet - is there still homosexuality here? Look at Hua Mulan. She has her hair trimmed. I was bored and yawned for days, so I had to pick up the second issue of the magazine. In this issue, star a and star C turned against each other. Star a claimed that his lover was still old. Finally, he married star B. after the two finally achieved positive results, Hua Mulan was finally stuffed under a machine.
There are two fashionable white-collar women next to me. They are probably waiting for someone. Since seeing Hua Mulan come in. They kept staring, whispered a few words from time to time, and pointed to their tender face.
Hua Mulan was already sensitive to her skin color. Seeing someone muttering on one side, she suddenly became very embarrassed. Our heroine was fearless on the battlefield, but which woman didn't love beauty? The general who has restored his daughter's makeup is still afraid of people talking about his appearance.
I'm pretty upset. Just trying to find something, the two female white-collar workers suddenly stood up and ran in front of Hua Mulan. One of them asked timidly, "Miss, how can I sun your skin?" The other held his hand in front of his heart and was obsessed.
Hua Mulan was stunned. After realizing that the other party was not deliberately sarcastic, he said blankly, "why is it so dry? It's beautiful?"
The two white-collar workers were intoxicated and said in the same voice, "of course, it's so beautiful!" One of them also said, "we've sunbathed, too. But the color is wrong." The other immediately said, "well, it's like poisoning."
Hua Mulan cried and said, "isn't it good to be as clean as you?"
"What's the matter? I look sick. I don't wear a miniskirt and sit in the bar. I'm not like my sister. You look so intellectual and mature." Another simply grabbed Hua Mulan and whined, "sister, just tell us. We will never spread it out."
Intellectual? Mature? So now the main color is no longer popular white? No wonder women designers despise me.
I got up with a cough and Lang said, "do you want to be like that?" The two white-collar workers immediately focused on me. I said slowly, "it mainly depends on your father..."
One of them immediately misunderstood my meaning, covered his mouth and said in surprise: "my sister is a hybrid. No wonder she is so beautiful." The two men immediately showed endless loss, and then they reluctantly left.
Hua Mulan looked at me and shrugged. It seems very helpless. But I found that she touched her face when people didn't pay attention. Hey. Woman.
Well, keep reading the magazine. The title of the third issue: Star A has gone through the vicissitudes of life, seen all kinds of things in the world, and frankly said that it's better to have a dog than to fall in love... Shit, this sexual orientation has been extended to different species.
When a brand-new Mulan stood in front of me, it was still one word: handsome!
That big wave is domineering and unbridled, showing unlimited publicity, but coupled with Hua Mulan's clear eyes and petite and naive character, just as the little white-collar workers say: intellectual and mature, this is a kind of feminine handsome, which almost makes men have a sense of support, which probably has something to do with her taking soldiers.
Hua Mulan's femininity has come out, but there is still something missing. That is, her clothes are a little too casual. It's like she just came back from the geological team. This can't be done. Even a beautiful woman is a bad woman if she can't wear clothes.
But it's embarrassing. Do you want me to take Hua Mulan to the underwear mall? I'm a young man in the new era. I swear I'll never have any decadent ideas. I'll never feel uncomfortable walking around the place with steamed stuffed buns or even me. I can give opinions in time. But the biggest problem I'm facing now is: do I have to teach her how to dress?
The shopping guide can help a little, but you can't push others to help you when you finally try them on. Now there are so many people with abnormal sexual orientation - just like star A. what if the shopping guide misunderstands?
Out of the hair salon, I began to wipe endless sweat. Hua Mulan asked, "what's the matter with you?"
"It's all right. Let's have a rest and hang out when it's cool." I have to use this time to think about it.
I took her into a high-end cafe. Hua mm is now like a gold collar and dressed like a blue collar. I'll let her get familiar with the life of white-collar workers and adapt to her new identity in the future. We seldom came to such a place in the past. Now we are rich. Let's extravagant him.
A waiter dressed as a stewardess without a hat handed me a thick menu - it may not be called a menu here, but a catalogue? Well, pass me the catalogue. In order not to be shy, I waved my hand, pretended to be very clear and said, "no, give me a cup of cappuccino first." I'm always listening to Bruno. Let's try it today.
The young lady still smiled and said slowly, "Sir, are you talking about cappuccino?"