I said, "I'll pick him up when I have time. He's with Du Fu now." Li Bai simply followed Lao Zhang after he moved home. The two old men are inseparable now.
I took a group of masters to the old campus and paid a visit to master Su Wu. Lord Su was very satisfied with his own life. Wearing an old cotton padded jacket and holding his stick tightly in his hand, he set up a pot at the door of the hut. He went to the canteen to pick up some dishes and cook himself every day, which should be fun.
With the heroes going to Singapore to compete, the old campus is basically empty. I demonstrated some common sense of life in public, then found Xu Delong and told the masters what they don't understand in the future. As a military attache, Xu Delong only paid due respect to the famous people in the previous dynasty. As for the old men, they don't know what the so-called Yue family army is, Only nodded to him.
This is one of the biggest problems we have to face now and in the future. Apart from Qin Hui, these people here are heroes, celebrities, uprising leaders and outstanding people of all generations. I think they should cherish each other and live in harmony. But at present, they lack basic understanding of each other, especially the previous generation's understanding of future generations; Second, I have to teach everyone from the common sense of life one by one and answer all kinds of strange questions. I have explained bicycles and light bulbs more than 20 times, which makes me exhausted.
Therefore, I think it is very necessary to open an enlightenment class before they come into contact with modern people, including self introduction and teaching 100000 Daily Edition why. Originally, the best teacher candidate was Li Shishi, but now it seems that she can't care. I have to find a qimengban teacher. First of all, this person must have stayed with me for a while and be familiar with modern life - how can I suddenly understand that the employer requires three to five years of work experience at the job fair? Then, this person has to be familiar with history. In this case, he'd better be a customer after the Ming and Qing Dynasties, such as Ying pangzi. The first point is consistent, but it's obviously unrealistic for him to make up for history from the Qin Dynasty and be familiar with celebrities in various dynasties. Besides, he wants to study history. In the first lesson, we have to learn how Liu Bang won his world, which seems to be not conducive to the internal unity of the group of five. He can live in peace with Jing Ke because he is fundamentally sorry for ER silly. Besides, it belongs to personal gratitude and resentment, which is different in all countries. Oh, by the way, Xiang Yu also planed the fat man's widowed grave. It seems that half of the time has passed, so we can't create complications.
I was stunned for a long time. The flat magpie, who had been silent and steady, pressed the button of the light like a replica of two fools, and looked at the ceiling. It was not his fault. After all, Dr. Bian is more than 2400 years old. We have to go through it more than 2400 years later. We may not be stupid.
Wang Xizhi was very interested in the tap water. He unscrewed the water. He took out his brush from his arms and was about to wash it. Suddenly he solemnly asked me, "did the water that I washed my pen flow downstairs?"
I nodded when I didn't respond. Wang Xizhi immediately put the pen away and said, "it can't be washed. What if the people downstairs want to drink?"
Tut Tut, how else can people write good words and have excellent ideological quality! Those who spit downstairs. Are you blushing? I'm blushing anyway.
I hurriedly explained to him that although the water flowed down, the ground was another pipe, which was not in the way. Wang Xizhi took out his pen and continued to wash it. While washing, he said, "now I don't have to wash it in the pond. You don't know, the pond let me wash my pen for many years, and the frogs climbing out of it were all black. He also wrote seal characters on his four legs..."
People: "..." Wang Xizhi's pen washing pool. That seems like a great thing.
Liu Gongquan turned around, pointed to the word "men and women" on the toilet and said, "this word is too ugly. It's not refreshing to stare at such an ugly word. I'll change it for you?"
Before I could speak, Wu Daozi asked me, "is this your big private school?"
I can only nod. Wu Daozi said, "there's no academic atmosphere. What's more, why don't those children go reading and wander around on the grass?"
I looked at a group of students who were playing Military Boxing in the Song Dynasty. I was speechless. Finally, I could only say: "we are a civil and military school..."
"Well, in the civil and military school, Wen is in the front and Wu is in the back. It's serious to read well."
Look, the contradiction is coming. Fortunately, only lenient Xu Delong is present. If Li Kui and Hu Sanniang hear this sentence, won't they fight?
Wu Daozi continued, "well, do you have a hall here? I'll draw you some roofs first. You're really flustered."
Yan Liben said, "I'll draw you seventy-two sages of Confucius on the wall."
I was terrified and said, "now the two largest places here are the ladder classroom and the auditorium - in fact, it's a small auditorium. I don't know if you can enter the two magic eyes. Besides, do you have time?"
Yan Liben and Wu Daozi nodded together: "yes."
Now I'm curious. Just now I couldn't ask them to draw a school flag for me. It would take time. I asked, "what are your plans for this period of time?"
Yan Liben looked at Wu Daozi and some of them, As a representative "Calligraphy and painting become more and more profound - of course, medical skills are the same. We people still have some problems in our last life. Although we can't do anything in a year, we still can't get rid of it. Take painting for example. When we go to a new place, we have a new feeling. Now I just want to draw. As long as I can draw a satisfactory painting in this year, Then it's not in vain. " Several others nodded.
I understand that artists, the most satisfied works are always the next. It seems that these artists are running with this mentality. I continue to create here, including two miracle doctors. Medicine is developing faster. They didn't even sum up the "18 anti 19 fear" at that time. Now? Human cloning is almost successful.
I blurted out: "I will try my best to meet your requirements..." just after half a sentence, I suddenly realized that literati are actually more troublesome than generals. Generals come, as long as they don't kill people, even after a fight. As soon as the four local ink treasures of Wang, Wu Yanliu spread, as long as they are amateurs who are a little into the door, they will cause great chaos. Countless people play well in Chinese calligraphy and painting, but these four people are absolutely unique. For a very simple example, everyone can steam steamed steamed stuffed buns. Why do people ignore dogs and stay prosperous? I remember when I first met steamed stuffed bun, I had a whim: since people like stuffing, why can't I invent a food with stuffing but no skin. It must be hot at that time. The silly girl steamed stuffed bun told her manager my wonderful idea the next day. I was so angry that I almost beat her. I also pointed to this idea to get rich. Later, steamed stuffed bun told me their manager's comments, and I gave it up. Their manager said this kind of thing was: meatballs.
I said to several masters here, "everyone, don't talk about your creation in school, but pay attention to the used paper and the painted pictures. Don't spread them."
Several people said together, "why?"
"Your works are really precious. There are so many national museums all over the world. If they flow out and break blood into the novel, it will lead to war."
Wang Xizhi was surprised and said, "very valuable?"
"How can you say it's very valuable. It's quite valuable!"
Wu Daozi couldn't help asking, "how valuable is it?" It seems that the great God also has vanity.
"Well," I pointed out the window, "did you see my school? You've spent more than a billion dollars up to now. You just have to scratch a few times on the papyrus and earn it back."
Four old men have good looks. Wu Daozi asked, "is it OK for us to make murals at school?"
I said, "it shouldn't be in the way." What's in the way? When people come all the way, you can't even let them take the pen. I suddenly find that I still like Lin Daiyu. No matter how much I write, it's all on fire before I leave.
Liu Gongquan looked out of the window and couldn't see the construction site. He sighed, "the workload is not small."
I said, "you just write inscriptions for big places. Don't worry about it."
Bian que suddenly said, "it seems that brother Hua and I can't help?"
No, I patronized calligraphy and painting and ignored two miracle doctors. I was waiting for them to decipher the secret recipe of Coca Cola for me. I hurriedly said, "you two are amazing. Now there are two portraits in almost every hospital in our country."
Hua Tuo smiled and asked, "does it look like?"
I smiled and shook my head. The statues of Hua Tuo in the hospital, including Bian que, Zhang Zhongjing and even Confucius, were simply an old man with a new hairstyle.
Yan Liben said, "I'll paint them myself when I have time. After painting, I'll send them to hang up."
Bian que said, "we don't want fame and wealth. You just need to prepare a room for us. I'll study the soup for leprosy first."
"... has been studied."
"Ah?" The magpie was surprised and happy. He stretched out his hand and said, "give me the prescription!"
"Well... Neither do I. you have to understand that the only common medical knowledge I know is to go to the hospital."
The target that the magpie yearns for day and night is gone. After joy, I felt a little disappointed. I hurriedly said, "don't worry about AIDS and cancer. You won't be able to get a Nobel prize for medicine at that time."
"AIDS, cancer?" Probably because of his professional relationship, Bian que became excited when he heard the names of the natural enemies of the two doctors, "you find all the existing medical books." It seems that Bian que has realized that he is a little out of touch with the times. Since him, medicine has made great progress in more than 2000 years. In fact, in terms of theoretical knowledge alone, Bian que may not be as good as a student in an ordinary traditional Chinese medicine class, but after all, it is there. I believe he will catch up with him soon after learning to read simplified characters, Can these two diseases be cured by traditional Chinese medicine?
After saying goodbye to six people, I saw that two workers on the campus had just unloaded a pile of brands, long and short, which were made very elegant. I asked them, "what's this for?"
A worker said, "this is inserted into the lawn, and some are toilet signs in the new building."
I said, "how can I light the sign and the words on it?"
The worker said, "the word hasn't been determined yet. When the new campus is built, some brands will be used as road signs according to the name."
I nodded: "give me everything you use in the toilet." After thinking about it, I took some with long handles, and then took a bucket of black paint from the construction site to find Qin Hui.
Qin Hui has been idle since he came to school. There is no one except him in the huge dormitory building, because he has not been officially put into use and has no TV. Although Xu Delong can't come here, he doesn't dare to go out easily. When he is bored, he sees me looking for him. He thinks there's something good and climbs down from bed quickly.
I piled the sign and paint bucket at his feet and stuffed the brush in his hand: "you also make some contribution to the school and write two words."
Qin Hui shook his wrist and said, "what do you write?"
I put the signs with handles in front of him and said, "these signs say 'love flowers, plants and trees'."
"What about those?" Qin Hui was eager to try when he said writing. He seemed very confident in himself. I also heard that this guy wrote very well.
I pointed to more than 100 signs and said, "half of them write 'male' and half write 'female'."
"Men and women?" Qin Hui muttered for a while and shouted, "don't you want to hang up on the toilet?"
"Yes, what's the matter?"
Qin Hui said wrongfully, "I can't just divide the toilet. Is there any place in Hongwu hall Yangxin palace? I'll give you a question to ensure it's absolutely beautiful."
I scolded, "don't talk nonsense. You're only allotted to the toilet inscription --"