V3.Chapter 14

Without boasting, although I couldn't beat him when I was a child, I beat him as much as I could after grade two. Er Pang is actually a good student in school. He just caught up with my peak period when he didn't want to Jianghu. Moreover, er Pang's father is very strict with him. As long as he knows that he has to take his trouser belt to smoke him when he fights outside - do you think his father will be Dong Zhuo?

Although I knew it was true, I couldn't help sarcasm at him: "how do you look like Lubu?" I pinched the fat on his stomach, "is this Lv Bu?"

Er Pang tried to suck his belly back, lowered his head and said, "it wasn't like this in my previous life."

I said casually, "if you were Lv Bu, I would be......" but after thinking for a long time, I couldn't tell why. Lv Bu seems to be a well deserved leader in the Three Kingdoms. It's useless to say that no one is worthy of it. As the saying goes, Lv Bu in the Taoist priest and the red rabbit in the horse, I can't say I'm a red rabbit?

I squinted at him and said, "he Tiandou asked you to come?"

"Do you know?"

"Nonsense! What are you doing with brother Guan?"

Er Pang spread his shoulder: "what do you say? I'm not talking to him anyway. Where is he?"

I said, "I left soon after I came yesterday and went out of town."

Er Pang said, "really?"

"Do you think Guan Erye will be afraid of you? He's going to come out early." I wondered: "besides, although you have fought with the second master, you don't seem to have much hatred between you? You should find Cao Cao if you want to find him. It's also said to find Liu Bei. Isn't it a donkey's lips that don't match the horse's mouth when you find the second master?"

Er Pang said, "did you tell me when he can come back?"

I stared: "if you don't listen, you're not comfortable?"

Er Pang smiled: "don't scare me. Now I'll give you an arm for nothing."

... really, even if he's not Lubu. I can't beat him with this size. The boy hasn't become fatter and stronger in recent years.

I leaned back into the sofa. A dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said, "anyway, Guan Erye is gone, and I can't contact him. You can do whatever you like."

Er Pang was stunned and said, "I haven't seen you for so many years. Why are you still like this?" He took out his cell phone. "Then I'll call my boss and ask him what he means."

Soon the phone rang. Er Pang said a few words and suddenly handed over the phone: "he wants to tell you."

I answered the phone and hummed, "Hey, what's the matter?"

He Tiandou said, "where's Guan Yu?"

I said, "you can count, you can count."

"I don't count it. Yesterday, you two picked more than 50 people in dafenggui. Now it has been widely spread. Who has this ability except Guan Yunchang?"

I said, "there are many capable people. How do you know it must be him?"

"Hey, hey. Don't think I don't know who you have come to during that time. Only Guan Yu can withstand such great pressure."

"Oh, Holmes didn't look less. Then you can reason where the second master went. It's just that I still miss him."

"...." he Tiandou paused and said, "it's ok if he isn't here. In fact, I admire Yun Chang and don't want to embarrass him. Isn't Guan Yu there?"

I cried, "do you have accurate spectrum? What's the feud between them?"

He Tiandou said: "I don't care. Anyway, I finally found Lv Bu. You have to let me win. Besides, I haven't avenged Xiang Yu for breaking into my house and smashing my darkroom."

I scolded fiercely: "if you come out, let's ace to ace. I have to lift your face with bricks!"

He Tiandou said with a smile, "you're a fart ace. Does the ace make bricks? I won't tell you. Give Lv Bu the phone."

I had to return the phone to ER Pang. He whispered to he Tiandou for a while before receiving the line and asked me, "is Xiang Yu there?"

"I haven't come back yet."

Er Pang sat on the corner of the sofa and said, "I'll wait for him."

I was speechless. It was a bit like being forced to go to the door. I couldn't run or drive away. Er Pang and I stared at each other, and the atmosphere fell into embarrassment again. It was a small meeting. Hand in hand, but without two words, they found that they belonged to the opposing camp. It's very dramatic, it's a bridge, it's a peerless Shuangjiao.

Finally, I couldn't help asking, "where are you now?" After all, there is a living fat man who grew up with an alligator belt and a mobile phone. It is always difficult for me to connect him with Lv Bu subconsciously.

"... I opened a motorcycle repair shop." Er Pang seemed unable to adapt to such a conversation.

"You are not..."

Er Pang seemed to know what I was going to ask and said embarrassedly, "the pressure of the college entrance examination was too great to pass the examination, and then it was like this." It's really hard for me to understand. Er Pang's academic performance has always been good. After listening to him, I was also in a complicated mood. I was also a brave person in the three armed forces. I was stunned by the devastation of exam oriented education. I was pushed off the single wooden bridge. If I took the math and chemistry test in the Three Kingdoms, Lv Bu might have to give people a slap in the face - equivalent to the current motorcycle practice.

I came up to him and said mysteriously, "Hey, let me ask you something."

"What?"

"Is Diao Chan really beautiful?" Although he was a fat man who had been pinched with me since childhood, he was Lu Bu after all. He had a rare opportunity. He must not let go of the gossip he should inquire about.

"Er... Beautiful." Er Pang is a little aphasia.

I suddenly stepped back and stared at him and said, "shit, the man surnamed he didn't threaten you to fight with me with Diao Chan? I said your boy didn't eat enough of the girl's losses in his last life?"

Er Pang couldn't cry and laugh and said, "don't say this. I got married last year. My husband can't fight with me when he hears it?"

I laughed and said, "Lubu is also afraid of his wife? You can't beat her?"

Er Pang said calmly, "what are the children playing when they are two years old?"

"... didn't you say you got married last year? Which two-year-old child?"

"The first child is three years old."

I was speechless again and simply asked, "why did you help him?"

Er Pang waved his hand: "don't ask this."

"For the $1 million prize?"

Er Pang looked at me with burning eyes and said, "do you think Lv Bu is the kind of person who can easily buy with money?"

I can't help but step back. I have to say that the boy's glare is really powerful. There are so many powerful generals in the three countries. It's not a blow to be the first hitter. But I still said, "you think you are a good bird. Having milk is a mother's Twenty-five children!"

Er Pang shook his fist and said, "we are also friends who grew up since childhood. You say I can, but don't say Lv Bu, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you!"

Shit, come with me. What can he say? A fat man who repairs a motorcycle. Besides, isn't he Lubu?

Poverty cannot be moved. Powerful and unyielding, is Xiaoqiang the kind of person who can be frightened so easily? I opened the safe, took out a box of things from it, and said to him strictly, "do you want cookies?"

"..." the fat man was speechless again. He lost everything when he was poor in chess. We have rich experience in dealing with the fat man for nearly 10 years. Even if he is Lv Bu, he is still familiar with running!

Just then Xiang Yu came back. He threw the car key on the table and said, "I've filled up the gas."

Seeing the amazing big man, er Pang couldn't help asking, "Xiang Yu?"

Xiang Yu looked at him and said, "are you?"

Er Pang hurriedly introduced himself: "nice to meet you. I'm Lv Bu and LV Fengxian."

I saw that Er Pang was about to put the biscuits in his mouth and put them down. Annoyed, he beat his chest and said casually, "this is the first general of the three countries." I hope this flattery will make the fat man comfortable so that he can obey. One day, it annoyed me. I ate cookies and smoked like I used to!

Xiang Yu heard that he was a military general. He nodded to ER pang to show his politeness, and then he was going upstairs. Er Pang quickly dropped the biscuit: "Xiang Yu, I want to fight with you."

Xiang Yu turned back and looked at Er Pang in wonder. Then he looked at me. I pointed to ER Pang: "this is he Tiandou's person."

Xiang Yu glanced at Er Pang again and said, "I have nothing to do with he Tiandou. If you want to fight, find someone else."

This is what I thought of long ago. Is Xiang Yu the one who can let you lead by the nose? The overlord of Western Chu was arrogant. There is no one else in his eyes. In his opinion, the "first general" is a piece of shit. It's polite to nod to you when you are in a good mood. He doesn't want to ignore you. Even if you put your face up, he won't bother to hit you. So he Tiandou said he wanted to hit me with Xiang Yu. It's not urgent at all.

Seeing Xiang Yu leaving again, er Pang raised his voice and shouted, "Hey, I'm Lv Bu!" Although after a lifetime, he may not be used to being ignored like this.

Xiang Yutou snorted without looking back: "what is Lv Bu?" I snapped my fingers: speaking of my heart.

Seeing that Xiang Yu was about to go up the steps after a few more steps, er Pang quickly stretched out a hand and hooked it on Xiang Yu's shoulder. Xiang Yu doesn't look back. Grabbing his head and his hand, he wanted to throw him over his shoulder. He was fat and his waist was cold. Just listen to the click, the floor tiles are broken in two pieces.

I was so distressed that I slapped the table and shouted angrily, "you two fight outside!"

The two stopped and looked at me together

I packed up my things and said calmly, "why don't I go outside?"

Er Pang broke his wrist with Xiang Yu and said, "you can't fight me. Don't you even want to see Yu Ji?"

Xiang Yumeng let go of his hand: "what did you say?"

"Our boss said that as long as you win me, he will help you find Yu Ji."

I hurriedly said, "Yuji, we have found it."

Er Pang stared into Xiang Yu's eyes and said, "you can do it yourself. Let me remind you that it's hard to say whether the so-called Yu Ji you're looking for is herself, but our boss promised that he would help you find the real Yu Ji."

Xiang Yu's face changed: "what do you mean?"

"It's not interesting. Our boss seems to be more professional in looking for people."

Xiang Yu resolutely said, "how do you fight?"

I shouted, "brother Yu, you can't promise!"

Er Pang said, "of course, it's riding on a horse. Do people like you and me want to pull on the ground like infantry?"

I interrupted, "but we don't have horses!"

Er Pang looked at me and said, "Xiaoqiang, our boss said that he gave you money and sold wine for you. It's not to help you get rich." Er Pang wrote a number on the paper and handed it to Xiang Yu, "when you buy a horse, contact me!"

After Er Pang left, I asked Xiang Yu, "why did you promise him again? Don't you want to find Yu Ji?"

Xiang Yu looked at me and said, "you said... Could Zhang Bing not be Yu Ji? We made a mistake at the beginning?"

I said innocently, "I've asked you to confirm it several times. You said that she was the same as Yu Ji from looks to habits and even steps."

Xiang Yu murmured, "I said giving up is a fear of disappointment. If I can find ah Yu, why don't I find it? Anyway, I must win the battle first." Then he dragged me and ran out. I shouted, "what wind do you smoke?"

"Follow me to the horse!"

When I got on the bus, I rubbed my arm and said, "you can think about what else we need to fight right away. We've done it all at once."

"In addition to the horse, just hit me with a 130kg subway gun."

"Where's the armor? Can you wear sister Mulan's suit?" It's useless to ask. Hua Mulan's suit on Xiang Yu is probably similar to tight underwear.

Xiang Yu said, "you don't need armor. You don't need to guard against arrows to catch and fight. You don't need to let your people watch your armor and identify the trend of the master general - most importantly, the fat man can't hurt me!"

I said, "don't be careless. That fat man is really the top one in the hundreds of years after you. I didn't win against him before I was 13." This last sentence was too superfluous. Xiang Yu laughed and said, "why am I afraid of him?"

... Er Pang is a snack. What am I? Shit!

I scratched my head and said, "it's easy to get an iron gun. There are blacksmiths in our students' parents, but where can I get it right away? If you want to say good horses, British, German and Turkish horses are good, but it won't take half a year to buy them back. Besides, I haven't done this procedure, and I don't know how to collect the tariff."

Xiang Yu said with a gloomy face, "talk nonsense. Where is the nearest place to us?"

I stood up and said, "it's a park, but..."

Xiang Yu patted the seat and said, "go, go!"