What did you say they talked about? It seems that Wu Sangui is very happy. Wu Sangui touches the back of the rabbit's horse with his hand, and Xiang Yu holds the reins in his hand. Both of them are smiling. When I walk past, there is another burst of hearty laughter.
I asked falsely, "what are you talking about?"
Xiang Yu smiled and said, "talk about horses and war."
Wu Sangui hummed, "there are women."
I said, "there are a lot of common topics, brother Yu. Wait for me for a while. I'll arrange this brother Wu and let's go." I'm going to arrange Wu Sangui in Qin Hui's house. They must have more common language.
Xiang Yu said, "what's the arrangement? Lao Wu will go back with us."
"Ah?" I'm full of black lines (surrealism). Looking at Wu Sangui's smile, I don't say anything. Obviously, they have already discussed it.
Xiang Yu said, "anyway, Liu Bang doesn't come back much recently. Lao Wu sleeps in his house. It's really not good. Let's squeeze."
I'm not Chen Yuanyuan and Wu Sangui. What's the squeeze?
Seeing that I was embarrassed, the old man was more interested in facing me and got on the car first. I asked Xiang Yu, "what about the rabbit?"
Xiang Yu said, "I just said hello to Xu Delong. Xiao Hei is taken care of by him."
I had to start the car. When the rabbit saw that Xiang Yu was going to leave, he spread out and ran with us. After running, Xiang Yu opened the window for about a mile, put his head out and shouted, "go back!" The rabbit walked back bitterly.
I said, "well, you raise a horse like a dog."
Wu Sangui interrupted, "what's the matter? The guard at night often depends on horses."
Xiang Yu nodded and said, "that's right." Then he said to me, "just now we talked for a while. Lao Wu was also in charge of the soldiers. He is very good at fighting. Go back and let him compete with Hua Mulan."
I said in a low voice, "do you know what kind of person he is? Just call him brother."
Xiang Yu didn't care and said, "Lao Wu told me everything. Isn't it because Chen Yuanyuan turned against the farmer surnamed Li?" Xiang Yu sighed, "I envy him very much. If I have such a chance, I'm willing to do it for Yu Ji."
I couldn't help saying, "that's a treason war!"
Wu Sangui said coldly, "do you mean the Zhu family or the Li family? I have betrayed!"
I'm speechless. I really met such a righteous traitor for the first time. It's completely different from combing the middle part and sticking plaster.
I said, "you played with Li Zicheng because he took your little lover. But did you fight against Qing again for Chen Yuanyuan?" This makes no sense. Even if Kangxi is a royal sister, he won't have a black hand compared with Chen Yuanyuan, who is dozens of years older than himself, unless he is a royal aunt and a royal milk.
Wu Sangui laughed: "I'm different from brother Xiang Yu. How can a good man get involved with a woman? It's true for Chen Yuanyuan. It's just for me to fight for breath. He Li Zicheng is unkind. Don't blame me for my injustice. As for the later rebellion, it's because Xuanye's little bastard tries to cut the Tibetan and wants to let him go. I'll become fish on the board sooner or later. Rather than let him If the blunt knife pulls me, I might as well rise up and fight, and finally fall with vigour and vitality. "
I couldn't care about anything else and scolded, "are you magnificent? You're a legacy for thousands of years!"
Wu Sangui said, "it's OK."
I'm completely speechless.
Wu Sangui said behind me: "I admit that I am selfish and arrogant. Treachery and cunning. Loyalty and righteousness are all farts to me. Whoever is good to me is also good to you. However, we must pay attention to fairness and equality. If you respect me, I will pay you back. But if anyone dares to take an inch from me, I must let you return it! I am really two faced. So what? At least I am not like Yue Fei and Yuan Chonghuan If I die like that, I live only for myself. The world scolds me, but I feel very happy. "
... I have to say that this time I met a traitor with awe inspiring righteousness. The specific feature of this traitor is that he does not recognize himself as a traitor at all. He is not like Qin Hui. Qin Hui knows that he can't wash it even if he is soaked in formalin. His behavior belongs to the despicable act of standing in this queue and winking at people in other queues, so he can only hide his face and run away in the face of criticism. But Wu Sangui is different. Once he found out that the captain was unfair, he jumped out and ran directly to other teams. Finally, he even formed a team by himself. So ask yourself that he doesn't feel guilty at all, so I can't really tell him for a while.
However, there is a certain truth in what the old guy said. The old man fought all his life and was basically not afraid of death, but he always surrendered for some mysterious reasons. History gave him many choices, but the old guy is really magical. He can choose the wrong one without hesitation every time
In the face of Wu Sangui's generous presentation, I can only conclude: "your real villain theory is very popular now!" People always talk about real villains, especially in recent years. It seems that this is a very glorious thing. For example, i... Er, I'm not a real villain. Didn't Mr. Li say that I'm a gentleman!
I provoked Xiang Yu very gentlemanly: "you hear me, he just said you're not a good man!"
When she got home, everyone was there except Liu Bang and the steamed stuffed bun who had not come back. Hua Mulan was chatting with Qin Shihuang. She needed to know some basic knowledge from Ying pangzi, who rarely didn't play games. It seems that she was really tired of playing.
In another room, er silly stood upstairs and looked at the sun on the dark wall below with a small mirror picked up from nowhere. Zhao Bailian silently chased the spot. He was often turned away by Er silly when he was about to hold it down. The two fools farted very much. Seeing them, they could always arouse people's knowing smile and recall their childhood.
Hua Mulan and Qin Shihuang came out of the house to say hello when they saw the face of the next life. I introduced them with ulterior motives: "this is Wu Sangui." The words "Wu Sangui" were emphasized. Unexpectedly, Hua Mulan and Qin Shihuang had no response. They shook hands with Wu Sangui enthusiastically, and Hua Mulan also walked around with the old guy. Teach him some common sense of life.
I made a mistake. In my subconscious mind, I always think that no matter who is, they will be very sensitive to names such as Qin Hui and Wu Sangui. After hearing this, they must spit on the ground and scold, "bah, traitors." But I forgot about the age. In the age of Hua Mulan and Qin Shihuang, Wu Sangui's ancestors were not necessarily surnamed Wu. It seems difficult to find an anti Wu alliance.
When it was dark, the steamed stuffed bun came back. I noticed that she didn't buy vegetables today. Seeing Wu Sangui just nodded, he said to me with a bad face: "Qiangzi, you can go out and eat today. I'm a little tired. Go and lie down for a while." Then he went into the bedroom.
Xiang Yu looked at the figure of steamed stuffed bun and said to me, "there's something wrong with steamed stuffed bun today."
I also saw that if it was normal, the guests at home would never look like this. I said, "maybe I'm ill." I went to the bedroom door. Stick to the door and ask, "steamed stuffed bun, what's the matter with you?"
"It's all right. I'll just lie down for a while." The voice is very loud, not like physical discomfort. I smiled at Xiang Yu and said, "I must have quarreled with customers again." Such things often happen in their informal small shops. Although today's stores talk about customers as God, God is too picky and annoying.
Wu Sangui said calmly, "is it because of me..."
I can't see that the old guy looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. He is very sensitive in his heart. I said, "come on. Our steamed stuffed bun may not know your number." The historical knowledge of steamed stuffed bun is really enough. She always thought that the man who made obeisance to Guan Yu and Zhang Fei was called Liu Bang. She only knew Ji Xiaolan, a historical figure of the Qing Dynasty, which is also the credit of Zhang Guoli.
Ying pangzi and I looked at each other and didn't speak. Although baozi didn't know the life experience of the group of five, we never excluded her. In fact. Steamed stuffed buns are closer to them than me. Now she's unhappy. We all feel a little uncomfortable.
Hua Mulan gathered her hair, stood up and said, "I'll have a look."
After Hua Mulan went in, Wu Sangui asked me, "that woman was you just now..."
I said, "the main room!"
Xiang Yu took my shoulder and made a little force. He said in a very subtle threatening tone, "and Xiaoqiang doesn't plan to accept the house, does he, Xiaoqiang?"
I said with a bitter face, "the country won't let it."
Wu Sangui was surprised and said, "the state even cares about this?"
After a while, Hua Mulan came out with a dignified face and said to us, "it's really a quarrel with the guests."
I immediately said, "it's all right. It'll be fine tomorrow morning at most."
Hua Mulan said, "the other party is a large group of people. Finally, they smashed the steamed stuffed bun restaurant."
I vaguely felt something bad. Busy asked: "what else did the steamed stuffed bun say?"
"The steamed stuffed bun said that those people looked like social gangsters. The leader put down his cruel words before leaving. He said his name was Lei Ming. Anyone who disagreed can go to him."
My face suddenly became iron blue, stared at Hua Mulan and said, "how about steamed stuffed bun?"
"The steamed stuffed bun was pushed when he was pulling on the ground, and there was a blue patch on his shoulder."
With a click, the ashtray collapsed a corner by me, my eyes bled, a few words jumped out of my throat, and then I ground them to pieces at the root of my teeth: "fuck! Ray four -"
It was the first time people saw me like this and looked at each other. Xiang Yu knew there must be a secret in it. He pressed my shoulder and asked, "what's the matter?"
My cheeks trembled and I couldn't speak. Xiang Yu lit a cigarette and stuffed it into my mouth and said, "don't worry, speak slowly."
I smoked a few cigarettes and found that my hands were shaking so much that I couldn't hold the water cup. I slowed down for a long time. Only then did I tell them that I offended Lei Laosi by collecting accounts for boss Hao.
Wu Sangui listened for a while and asked, "when it comes to the head, who is Lei Laosi?"
I said, "underworld."
Wu Sangui: "Underworld..."
I simply said, "it's equivalent to your heaven and earth meeting."
Wu Sangui said, "Oh, rebellious, why did they rebel, just because the state doesn't allow the house?" Finally, he said, "I'm embarrassed with a woman. The underworld is not very good."
Hua Mulan crossed her arms on her chest and said, "yes, he really shouldn't move steamed stuffed buns!"
I took out the phone and called the tiger: "thunder is thunder four?"
The tiger has never heard me say that. After a pause, he said, "that's his son..."
"How can I find him?"
"... Lei Laosi has three local nightclubs and three bars. Lei Ming usually goes to these places to amuse himself in the evening. I don't know any more. I don't have deep friends with the Lei family."
"Brother tiger, can you tell me the names of these places?"
"... well, please write it down. I remember once when I went to play, they sent a business card, because the Lei family's business is chain."
I picked up a note and wrote down six names. Finally, the tiger said, "are you going to trouble Lei Laosi?"
"I want to talk to Lei Ming first."
The tiger said, "if you need me, just speak. The Lei family is not authentic. People all know that if they dare to go too far, give them some color to see!"
"Thank you, brother Hu. I'm in love with you." These words of the tiger moved me. In fact, he and I are general friends. If he can say such words at this juncture, he really takes me as his own person.
I put down the phone and said to Xiang Yu without expression, "Lei Ming is the son of Lei Laosi."
Wu Sangui said, "I see. He lent you steamed stuffed buns as a warning. He also touched your bottom by the way."
Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "Xiaoqiang's bottom is very shallow, but the crooked (that) surname Lei Di touched the wrong place."
Xiang Yu asked me, "Xiaoqiang, what are you going to do?"
I choked the cigarette in the ashtray: "what else can I do, fight ah!"
Xiang Yu and Hua Mulan laughed. Wu Sangui shouted, "OK, like me!" I gave him a hard look.
Qin Shihuang was absolutely right. I'm very shallow underground and have no ambition. I usually suffer some losses. I can't help it. Are we small people? Although I met a large group of bandits, fugitives and soldiers with unique skills, I never wanted to unify the underworld. Now I'm very satisfied. I don't want to shit on others. I don't have the diamond and don't take the porcelain work. I'm afraid of falling down and rubbing myself.
But they shouldn't bully steamed stuffed buns. I said. I have only one creed. You can't touch my woman! I'll bear it. I'm not even as good as Wu Sangui, the old traitor? Xiang Yu, they will certainly never treat me as a person again. My head was beaten into a blood gourd. They didn't even look at it, but they offended the steamed stuffed bun, that is to die. The daily food and daily life of the five person group, including Hua Mulan later, are taken care of by steamed stuffed bun. Emotionally, they are brothers and sisters. In their heart, steamed stuffed bun is like their mother. You know. My little brother was bullied when fighting with other children, and my mother was bullied. That's a completely different nature.
Xiang Yu asked, "what shall we do now?"
I marked the six places on the city map and said, "let's look for thunder first."
Hua Mulan took the map and said, "first sum it up. If you want to do it, do it all at once, so that they don't dare to do it again in the future." I was cold. I didn't expect that Hua Mulan, who was as gentle as her big sister, also had another side. But it's right to think about it. She fought 12 battles with the ferocious Xiongnu with soldiers. What she wanted was to make them dare not offend?
Xiang Yu also looked at the map and said, "where is the thunder?"
I said, "I don't know. I can only find one by one."
Wu Sangui said, "if you have enough hands, surround these six places together. You are not afraid that he will run to the sky."
I said, "it was enough, but now I'm not around."
Xiang Yu said, "do you think there are any useful people in Yucai?"
I shook my head: "except Xu Delong, they are all old masters - do you think Liu Xiazhi can help?"
Xiang Yu frowned and said, "don't look for that kind of person. It's unpleasant to see him."
Wu Sangui studied the map for a while and said, "how many guards are there in these places?"
Xiang Yu laughed and said, "this is not a military stronghold, but some places for people to play. Even if the Lei family has great power, there are only dozens of people watching the field." Xiang Yu stayed for a long time after all, and his analysis was clear and correct.
Wu Sangui immediately said, "what are you waiting for? We'll take care of it."
Xiang Yu said, "I know what you mean, but I'm afraid to scare the snake. Let's hit him somewhere. If we can't catch the boy, won't we let him run away?"
Wu Sangui said with a smile, "it seems that there were no gangs at that time. If there was a war, these people wouldn't just run. They have to listen to the scheduling like soldiers." Wu Sangui picked up his pen and slowly drew a small eight forks on the marked places. "If these are your strongholds and they are being broken, what would you do?"
Xiang Yu resolutely said, "of course, it is to gather superior forces and wait for a decisive battle at the last point."
Hua Mulan said, "it depends on how many troops the enemy has. If you know you can't resist the enemy, it's still necessary to retreat."
Wu Sangui glanced at her approvingly and continued, "if only a few of us go, they will gather at one place or two to discuss how to deal with us, so even if we eat one by one, we can finally catch the thunder boy."
Just listen to a person in the back saying, "you just need to know where he is. Leave the rest to me."
We looked back and saw Jing Ke standing behind us.
Wu Sangui said, "who among us is good at close combat? This time is different from a large number of people fighting. Just a few people are enough."
Hua Mulan said with a smile, "my little sister volunteered one, although it may not help. It won't drag everyone back."
Wu Sangui hesitated and said, "you?"
Xiang Yu said, "I haven't introduced you yet. This is Hua Mulan. Xiaoqiang said he was a general."
Wu Sangui was a little surprised. Looking at a big wave of Hua Mulan, he said, "disrespect."
Jing Ke looked at Wu Sangui with fixed eyes and said, "I'll go too!" Finally, he introduced himself and said, "I'm Jing Ke!"
Wu Sangui was staring at him. He hurriedly said, "it's the first righteous man in the future!"
Fat Ying complained, "I don't like to hear it when I'm hungry!" Although he has a very strong relationship with Jing Ke, after all, when people praise Jing Ke, the implication is that he is damn. Wu Sangui was busy and polite to Qin Shihuang. Finally, he turned his eyes to me and said, "where's Xiaoqiang? Your skill should be good, too?"
I... what should I say? To paraphrase Hua Mulan: it can't help. Most of them have to drag everyone back——
Xiang Yu said with a smile, "don't worry about him. He's only responsible for leading the way!"
I am speechless. Whose business is this? However, Xiang Yu is also qualified to say so. Steamed stuffed bun is still his first generation granddaughter after all.
I saw that Wu Sangui had become the commander of the operation since he had finished the incident. He said angrily, "what about you? Don't just say you can't practice?"
Wu Sangui smiled: "are Manchu soldiers brave? I don't need a moment to fight ten with one!"
I squinted at him and said, "I won't be beaten down in a moment?" Just like our classmate's sister, his sister is in Beijing. They said they had met Zhang Yining. They also exchanged table tennis and came back to boast to us: "I lost 0-3 against Zhang Yining!" We were very impressed for a moment, and then I reacted: I want to fight Zhang Yining, and I can lose 0-3!
Wu Sangui ignored my ridicule and said, "I helped you because I thought you were a little like me in those days when I was' angry at the crown is beautiful '. Hey hey. It was a good time when I was young and vigorous!"
Xiang Yu murmured: "it's nice to say that one anger at the crown is a beauty."
Hua Mulan sighed, "a woman should be satisfied in her life if she marries a man like brother Wu."
I'm depressed. What's the moral standard? Wu Sangui has become a hero? But then again, did my hair really stand up just now? Well, maybe it's standing up. I'm standing up if I have nothing to do.
Before departure, I pointed to the steamed stuffed bun's bedroom and asked Wu Sangui, "Chen Yuanyuan wants to grow into her. Are you willing to lead Qing soldiers into the pass for her?"
Wu Sangui was stunned for a moment. Finally, after glancing at the picture of steamed stuffed bun, he said with regret: "seriously... You are better than me."