V3.Chapter 36

Fortunately, my brother Xiaoqiang has many friends, such as some red ropes, red paper, tea cakes and so on. However, there is one thing that others can't help, that is, taking wedding photos. Many male compatriots may laugh knowingly when they see this. Yes, taking wedding photos is definitely the beginning of a long nightmare.

Women are naturally fond of taking pictures. There is no way, especially when they are young. Go out and play. You see, the cameras are all men, but they are all women. Men love to take pictures of mountains and rivers, while women like to stand between mountains and rivers and let men take pictures. They think they are smart and beautiful and can add some color to the world, In fact, many beautiful landscape photos can't be seen because there is a grinning woman standing inside.

Steamed stuffed bun is quite restrained at this point. Most of her going out to play and take photos is to replace the idea of "XX is here for a visit" engraved on the tree, but this can not stop her enthusiasm when taking wedding dresses.

We chose a medium-priced one, but even so, I changed more than a dozen sets of clothes. In addition to the main wedding dress, I had to take photos of the landlord and the landlord's mother-in-law, talents and beauties, life clothes, and make all kinds of faces. Sometimes I was led by a steamed stuffed bun to beg for mercy, and sometimes I was an affectionate courtship gentleman, Sometimes it was the May 4th radical youth wearing scarves and tortoise shell glasses. Finally, the photographer dragged us under the murals in various backgrounds. We rolled on the Hulunbuir prairie and kissed in front of the Nicaraguan waterfall. Flying in the bow of the Titanic

At the end of the shoot, I was so tired that I collapsed in my chair. I really want the photographer to give me a picture and let the steamed stuffed bun lie on me. It's called "exhausted" picture, or directly "widow's funeral".

If I were a photographer, I would invent a way to let the bride shoot with a fake model, and finally use the computer PS to upload the groom's head. It will certainly be very popular with male compatriots. I really envy my parents at that time. I've seen their wedding photos. The two old people were still young at that time. They all stuck their heads in the lens frame of the camera and didn't smile. If you want to hold it down and look at it, you can't feel that it's a double photo. Can you be a little young now? Even if you cut a double photo into a single photo, you have to have half an ear and a mouth on your face.

I finished taking photos with steamed stuffed bun. Walking down the street holding hands, I asked her, "where do you want to spend your honeymoon when you are married?"

The steamed stuffed bun said, "do we still have money?"

I also glanced: "there is money, I'm afraid there will be no time."

Steamed stuffed bun again said, "virtue, speak like a big man."

I suddenly found that I seem to have really become the kind of person who has money and no time. After the pawnshop is not done, I will face all kinds of customers. Once I leave, I really don't know what will happen. If I hadn't really wanted to take the steamed stuffed bun out.

Back home, Liu Bang and Feng Feng were there, holding several heavy large boxes with suits for ER silly and me on our wedding day.

Jing Ke has changed into a straight suit. The label on Ren's cuff is drooping. He stands in front of the mirror looking forward to life. Don't say it. Don't see don't know, two silly that broad shoulder thin waist put on a suit, suddenly full of energy, I haven't found that the fool is a handsome boy.

I tried my suit and quietly asked Mr. Li, "do you think it's suitable for me to ride a horse to get married?"

Li Shishi smiled: "I've already prepared it for you."

I said, "what about your sister-in-law?"

Li Shishi gave me a blank look and said, "don't worry about it."

Hua Mulan said with a smile, "I took the steamed stuffed bun for her the day before yesterday, but now I have to keep it a secret."

We looked at the steamed stuffed bun together, saw her look ignorant, shrugged her shoulders and smiled.

The steamed stuffed bun said inexplicably, "what are you doing, eating dirty things?"

I took Qin Shihuang and said, "brother Ying, you have to bring me something that day, especially those guests from afar. Take care of them for me."

I think fat people are more easygoing if they have been emperor. Those people would sell him face more or less. Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "OK."

At this time, Xiang Yu also came back, followed by a slim chick - Zhang Bing behind him.

This is the second time they have met Zhang Bing since the last dinner. Although Li Shishi already knows Zhang Bing's identity, at first glance, it is quite embarrassing. No one said hello first.

The first thing Zhang Bing saw was Liu Bang. We know that Yu Ji was no stranger to Liu Bang when she moved to the north and South with Xiang Yu. Moreover, Yu Ji's death was basically due to the struggle between Chu and Han. Seeing this, Zhang Bing couldn't help but be uncertain and hesitated: "Liu... Liu..."

Liu Bang also knew about Zhang Bing. Seeing her reaction, he hid behind Er silly. Xiang Yu smiled and said to Zhang Bing, "I have a grudge with him. Call eldest brother."

Zhang Bing faintly shouted, "brother Liu."

Liu Bang slowly moved out and said uneasily, "don't dare, just call Liu Ji."

"Is sister Hua there?" A crisp voice downstairs asked. A little beauty climbed upstairs with some difficulty holding a big box. It was Ni Siyu.

My head sank. It's really messy.

Hua Mulan claims to be Hua Mulan. Ni Siyu has often come to me to play with her since she met her sister. It can be seen that the little girl really likes the calm and firm temperament of Hua Mulan. Sometimes Xiang Yu is also there. There is not much talk between the two people, but the little girl seems to be very satisfied to secretly look at her big brother.

As soon as Ni Siyu went upstairs, he saw Xiang Yu at first sight and said with a smile, "big brother is here too."

Zhang Bing was four or five steps away from Xiang Yu. At this time, the ghost suddenly pasted it up. She put an arm into Xiang Yu's arm and said with a smile: "here comes Xiaoyu?"

Although her action is very insignificant, who are the people present? The emperor, the hero and the traitors are all selling pirated copies. Who can't see her intention. I'm afraid even steamed stuffed bun can see Zhang Bing's trick. Xiang Yu felt something wrong no matter how much he loved Yu Ji. He subconsciously flashed to the side, but Zhang Bingdi still put his hand on his arm.

Ni Siyu was stunned when he saw Zhang Bing.

If nothing happened, Zhang Bing smiled and said, "Xiaoyu, your big brother often tells me about you." None of us thought of her words. We all secretly speculated: does Xiang Yu want to eat more and occupy more?

Zhang Bing continued, "your big brother often bullies me and asks me to find you a good boyfriend. Otherwise, he will not follow me." Then soft giggled on Xiang Yu.

The whole house looked at her charming and naive appearance, but no one thought she was cute. On the contrary, they were cold from the heart. Even the old traitor Wu Sangui couldn't see it. He put his hand on the table twice.

"Oh, really?" Ni Siyu was calm. After saying this, he suddenly turned to me. Still a brilliant look, he said, "ha ha, Xiaoqiang, I heard you're getting married. I'll give you a gift."

When my mind was empty, I grabbed the box in her hand and said, "no big or small. Spank you." According to the tacit understanding, she falsely beat me twice. I found that she took the opportunity to lean in my shoulder socket for a while, and then smiled and said, "I wish you and sister baozi grow old."

She straightened up behind her. I feel a little wet in my shoulder socket.

After giving me the gift, the little girl smiled at the people and said, "I still have training. I have to hurry back. Bye." Then she turned and went downstairs. It was inconvenient for her legs. It would be particularly obvious when she went up and down the stairs. The people watched her limp down. Hua Mulan first reacted and hurried a few steps: "I'll see her off."

After Hua Mulan left. We all turned our eyes to Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu's face was black and blue. We didn't know whether it was because of anger or disappointment. He shook his shoulder and shook Zhang Bing away. He said in a deep voice: "ah Yu, I'll tell you once that Xiaoyu is a poor child. I hope you can treat her like your own sister." It can be seen that overlord Chu is trying his best to bear it. If it weren't for the presence of so many people, I don't know what more severe words he would say. Xiang Yu is big, but he is not short of heart. Naturally, I have already seen Zhang Bing's intention.

Zhang Bing reluctantly smiled and said, "am I bad to her?"

At the same time, the steamed stuffed bun wondered, "who is ah Yu?"

Li Shishi covered his mouth and said with a smile, "ah Yu is just an old friend of brother Xiang. He called out carelessly. Don't be jealous, Zhang Bing." Everyone was cold again. She was obviously beating Zhang Bing with words and instigating Xiang Yu. Unexpectedly, Li Shishi also had such a mean side. It can be seen that she was really angry with Zhang Bing. What's difficult is that this girl hates you but doesn't show it on her face. Look at that smile. It's more innocent than the naked ass child with wings in Western oil painting.

Women must not be offended! Remember that women are tigers. That's bullshit. Wu Song killed a tiger king with three fists and two feet, but didn't he tie hands and feet everywhere when he met Tong Yuan in his life? Wu Sangui was angry when he talked about charging and fighting, but don't you have to wilt when you mention Chen Yuanyuan to him? I, Xiaoqiang, punch Duan Sirius and pick Lei Laosi at night. Don't I have to take a wedding dress with steamed stuffed bun?

Zhang Bing snorted and saw everyone's eyes sweeping her coldly. He had to say bitterly, "I have something else to do. I'll go first."

Xiang Yu saw her go downstairs, hugged us and said, "ah Yu and I have experienced too many twists and turns, and our mind will inevitably change. Please forgive me." Then he sighed and chased down.

The steamed stuffed bun couldn't understand it. He asked loudly, "what's going on?"

I pulled her around and said, "don't worry, look what Xiaoyu gave us."

When I opened the box, I saw that it was a beautifully made large album. The wedding album had a profound meaning. It really meant that steamed stuffed bun and I could grow old and look back at the past at the end. Just recalling Ni Siyu's infatuation, everyone was disappointed.