V3.Chapter 52

But I sold the car to them with good intentions. Who hasn't been in that car? Any hair on the backrest, even Wu Sangui's, will last for hundreds of years.

But why does the other party know that I have a baby in my hand and hundreds of millions when I open my mouth? This shows that they have almost touched my details. If I had only one bowl in my hand that my grandfather asked for food when he left the west entrance, they wouldn't work so hard, there would be only one explanation: he Tiandou, an old man, gave my bottom pocket to these foreigners.

Although we have been in constant conflict for a long time, I didn't take him as the real enemy. I vaguely found out the cause of something from Liu Laoliu. It seems that he Tiandou suffered some grievances when he was an immortal, so he was embarrassed by heaven everywhere after he was knocked down. He didn't target me. Most importantly, he didn't really want to kill me, My first job was to deal with the contradiction between Jing Ke and Qin Shihuang, and then Liu Bang and Xiang Yu. Relatively speaking, Liu Laoliu gave me more trouble, so I didn't see the definition of enemies and friends. But this time it's different. If he tells foreigners all the information about the antiques, the nature is not so simple. It's undeniable that he often stays with Fei San, which makes me invisible and receive a lot of patriotic education. If the antiques are taken away by foreigners, it will undoubtedly be a disaster for our country, especially for me! Then, he Tiandou is another traitor I saw after Qin Hui and Wu Sangui!

I thought angrily. I started the fire twice this time. My seat frame was really overwhelmed. Now that I came out, I simply decided to take a look at the car.

When I came to the largest automobile trading market in our city, I looked at it in the exhibition hall for a while. There are some medium and low-grade cars on display here, which is not within my scope of consideration, because I have at least six or seven peers. I need a car that is both beautiful and can hold people. I walked around the hall twice, which attracted the attention of a young salesman. I told him my intention, and he took me to their test drive. Asked me, "what price would you like to choose, sir?"

I looked at rows of large cross-country and business vehicles, still looked left and right and said, "money, as long as it's reliable." I've really driven enough of those leaky bread. I decided to spend a lot of money this time and make a good car.

The experienced salesman immediately saw that the customer in front of him should be a rich man. His face was full of flowers. He led me to a Mercedes Benz jeep and said, "then the only thing I can solemnly introduce to you is this classic G-Series Mercedes Benz jeep. Many people commented on it: whether it's used or not. There should be one."

"Why don't you buy one?" As I spoke, I was really a little excited. It was a guy with a square head and big ears. It was very rough and beautiful, plus the Mercedes Benz brand. It should be the car I want.

The salesman fanned the flames and said: "Mr. Kan's character should be the kind of person who knows people all over the world. It is made for men like you and only serves the most successful people. Maybe you think it would be cool to drive the latest BMW 8 series. But even if you attend a high-end reception, I guarantee that driving a Mercedes Benz Jeep can better show your taste. Think about it, girls now like BMWs full of copper smell Or do you like such a cool black horse? " The salesman opened the door and said in a very inflammatory tone, "go up and talk to it. Sometimes the car will choose people!"

I got into the car involuntarily and caught fire. I drove around the venue twice. Hey, why is it so easy to drive this car? The steering wheel, hit left and go left, hit right and go right. It's not vague! That horn, press it once. That one. There is a time to change gears, and fourth gear and reverse gear will never be mixed

Then I summarized it. It's not that we worship foreign things, but mainly because the starting point is too low. It's just like a host who eats steamed bread and pickles every day. Lengding also thinks it's a delicacy to eat a bowl of instant noodles. Anyway, after two laps, I decided it's it. The price is a little expensive. 1 million yuan is a change, which is barely affordable.

As soon as the car stopped, I took out my ID card and checkbook. The salesman looked at me with little stars. At this time, the phone rang. I said to him, "I'll take this car and sign the bill in a minute."

I answered the phone, "hello?"

Liu Laoliu said, "Xiaoqiang, where are you?"

"I'm buying a car. What can I do for you?"

Liu Laoliu said, "why do you buy a car?"

"Nonsense, sometimes when I drive back and add a spare tire, there are only four wheels left. Can I not change it again?"

Liu Laoliu said, "if I were you, I wouldn't change it first."

"... what do you mean?"

"Your salary came down in December."

My heart moved: "is it related to the car?"

"Yes, just one second before I called, it has been attached to the car you often drive. The salary this month is very exciting. Now your car has opened invincible protection. It is no exaggeration to say that even if nuclear weapons and missiles all over the world explode around you, you will be unharmed as long as you sit in the car."

At first, I was still very excited, but I slowly reacted: isn't it a bulletproof car? Besides, what's my great sin to let nuclear weapons all over the world spray me?

I was depressed and said, "you give me some messy things. Do you want them to be so strong and useful?"

Liu Laoliu said, "of course, there may be other uses. It needs you to find out slowly, but you must use it."

I glanced at my salesman, clutching the phone and whispered, "after discussion, I just looked at a new car. Can I transfer my salary to the new car? My original car won't be able to call a car soon. It's like an iron sheet with four wheels on it. When I go downhill, I can still slip away. When I go to the flat ground, I always turn off..."

Liu Laoliu resolutely said, "of course not. This is the great taboo of heaven. We will never allow free and loose behavior, which will cause chaos."

I said, "I just let you change cars. I didn't want you to make me invulnerable."

"In short, this matter is not discussed, and I kindly remind you that you will soon have to use its other functions. If I were you, I would never buy another car to look good."

I hung up the phone, jumped and scolded, "shit!"

The salesman said carefully, "sir?"

I said sorry to him, "sorry, I can't buy this car for the time being." Without Liu Laoliu's last words, I might have bought it, but when he said that, if I had to be stubborn again, I would probably spend a lot of money on a decoration - I'm really not rich enough to "buy one regardless of use".

The salesman looked at the phone in my hand and said with a smile, "it doesn't matter, sir."

My face is also red. I throw this phone on the road. Even if someone picks it up, it must be a public service advertisement to take care of the environment and not litter.

There are occupational diseases in all kinds of occupations. Most doctors are addicted to cleanliness. The police are suspicious. The hearse driver is most afraid of being patted on his shoulder. Our fairy reserve is the worst. We have to use bad mobile phones and drive broken cars. People look at us. A big man has sandwich biscuits and gum in his pocket every day, like a patient with running low blood sugar

Goodbye, my Mercedes jeep.

When I got to the door, the salesman had found another target. He stood next to a BMW and said to the man, "maybe you think it's cool to drive a Mercedes jeep, but think about it. Do girls like the cynical jeep or the temptation of drunkenness..."

I came to my old car. Our car is much bigger than the Mercedes Benz jeep. It's extremely rough. I opened the door and got on the car. I turned the key and hummed for a long time before it caught fire. It seems that the internal structure has not been improved at all. I took the key tip and scratched the car body for a long time before getting on the car. It seems that it's really okay - of course, it may be scratched. I can't see it. My car is too dirty.

I am depressed to think that driving this car without committing a crime against humanity is a waste of good things. It is most appropriate to sell it to the tribal elders in Afghanistan. Either let the president of the United States exchange it with me, put it in the air force No. 1 movement, and then make an appointment with terrorists all over the world to launch a general attack at the same time, and even sell them several nuclear missiles at a high price, It can earn foreign exchange and waste your ammunition.

Or when the third world war comes, I'll be proud. Maybe you think it's cool to drive a Mercedes Benz jeep or BMW 8 series, but I can guarantee that driving this golden cup to the battlefield can better show your taste. Think about it, did the girls like the expensive Mercedes Benz and BMW or the beating of our broken cars at that time——