Kong Kong kong'er didn't have the face to do any more when he heard that a beautiful girl commented on herself. He really went out and took a taxi thousands of miles away, and kept the note that collected the toll, so that he could see Nie yinniang to prove that he was really so great in the future. However, Nie yinniang was like a cunning fox. After his success, he ran away thousands of miles and disdained to meet Kong kong'er again.
After that, Kong kong'er really never saw the woman who cheated him once again.
In fact, I think Kong kong'er has other difficulties besides being flattered by girls. Whether he is a thief or a killer, it should be a professional habit not to turn his head if he fails to hit. There are rules for doing everything, such as "far whoring and near gambling", and "no second instance for one crime" in International Criminal Law - this may be learned from Kong kong'er.
Now? This legendary bald man full of contradictions and philosophical thoughts is standing in front of us. I don't know whether Xiang Yu, such a brave general and ER silly, such a half hanging killer can handle him.
Kong Kong Kong looked coldly at the four foreigners on the ground and said to me, "I don't want to kill. Just give me something."
I asked, "what's the use of those things?"
Kong Kong kong'er smiled faintly: "sell money."
Xiang Yu shouted angrily, "rats!" Douda's fist smashed at Kong kong'er's face with the wind. Kong Kong kong'er dodged sideways and punched Xiang Yu in the waist. Xiang Yu twisted his body and turned behind him, and another punch came. Kong Kong kong'er didn't expect Xiang Yu to be so flexible. He couldn't help but give a quite unexpected "e", and I shouted, "Kong Kong kong'er, if you don't hit it, don't you run?"
Kong Kong kong'er fell on the lawn outside the house and said to Xiang Yu, "come out!"
I cried again, "Ke Zi, go and help!"
Xiang Yu shouted, "no!" Then he jumped out and fought with Kong Kong kong'er. We barely stood up one by one and staggered outside. Xiang Yu was furious and greeted Kong kong'er with a fierce wind on his fists and feet. Kong Kong kong'er was not in a hurry and did not panic. He dodged left and right like a monkey, and sometimes jumped up high. Xiang Yu couldn't hurt him at all.
This time, two fools were not idle. He couldn't find the rope for a moment, so he dragged the four foreigners to the door and made a row, holding a small hammer in his hand. The fourth foreigner was the least injured. At this time, he slowly slowed down. Er silly chiseled on his head. The man suddenly fainted again. We couldn't help but feel cold.
Xiang Yu and Kong Kong kong'er are a little different. Although Xiang Yu is a great general in history, Kong Kong kong'er is not stupid enough to compete with him. Since the two men fought, two-thirds of his body was in the air. Sometimes he dived like an eagle and sometimes he shrouded like a butterfly. Let alone hard touch, he didn't even touch his body. This situation is very similar to the time moving challenge. Fortunately, Xiang Yu has both Yongwu and exquisite moves. I didn't suffer much. But after all, it's like a hero fighting with mosquitoes. It's always out of place.
Mr. Li leaned lazily against the door frame and looked back at the wall clock in the room. His tone suddenly became urgent: "it's broken. It's been five minutes."
We only have 10 minutes. If it's normal, even if Kong Kong Kong er's position is weird, there are many experts in our army, but today, if we fight like this, we must finish it all.
Li Shishi gently pushed Jing Ke on his back and said, "brother Jing, you go and turn off the shield in their car."
Wu Sangui said, "it's too late. Even the Shenxing Taibao of Liangshan doesn't have the ability to come in five minutes."
Liu Bangdao: "I can't care now. I'll call the nearest police station for help as soon as the shielding is off."
After hearing this, the second fool took time to chisel a hammer on the head of a foreigner whose hand twitched slightly, handed the hammer to Hua Mulan, stood up and walked to the foreigners' car.
Seeing that Er Sha was about to approach the front of the car, Kong Kong kong'er suddenly stepped out behind him and slapped him on the back. Er Sha was very angry and turned around with a punch. Kong Kong kong'er jumped up high, but he didn't hide from Xiang Yu anymore. Xiang Yu pulled his coat into a tuxedo with a hiss. Xiang Yu saw that Jing Ke had already handed in his hand with the other party, so he hung his hand and stood aside.
Liu Bang sighed, "it's time to be a hero. It seems that the lesson of that year is still not deep."
Zhang Bing stared at him and hurried to the field again.
Er silly is fighting with Kong Kong kong'er with all his strength. He doesn't know lightness skills and the routine is not exquisite, but one thing is that he is not afraid of death. Kong Kong kong'er kicked him on the lower abdomen. If Er silly didn't feel it, he also drew a mouth. Kong Kong kong'er quickly turned over and dodged away. His face was hurt by Er silly's palm wind. Er silly rubbed his stomach and laughed twice, Anyone who meets such an opponent must have his head as big as a fight. Kong Kong Kong Er took out two short swords from his back waist and said coldly, "then don't blame me for my ruthlessness."
His two swords are narrow and long. They look like two iron wires. In the moonlight, they are cold. Kong Kong Kong er's toes point to rush at Er Sha. Er Sha pinches his fist, but ignores the enemy's short sword, but welcomes it. We all saw that he was playing a silly idea. He wanted to catch Kong Kong er's sword with his chest and then wait for the machine to hit the other party hard. But how sensitive is Kong Kong Kong er? How can he succeed?
Seeing that Kong Kong kong'er's sword was about to be inserted into ER silly's chest, Xiang Yu sighed and suddenly took his hand from behind Kong kong'er. He grabbed his ankle and dragged him back. Kong kong'er sneered and said, "OK, let's go together!" Then a strange Python turned over. Xiang Yu had to let go when a short sword came, and the two fools rushed over again. Seeing this, Xiang Yu stood aside again.
Liu Bang scolded, "pedantry!"
Wu Sangui also said loudly, "brother Xiang, you have to work together to take him first."
Xiang Yu only smiled and didn't move.
Mr. Li looked at his watch again and said, "we have less than two minutes left."
Liu Bang finally couldn't help but say to Zhang Bing, "please persuade him. Your mouth is more effective than anyone. Even if he takes into account your safety, he will do it."
Zhang Bing looked at Xiang Yu and said, "I just like the magnanimous mind and heroic spirit of the king. I won't hold him back."
Liu Bang said angrily, "now if he doesn't do it for a while, he will die in the hands of that bald head sooner or later. You kiss and love each other every day. This will be able to sit back and watch whether your king lives or dies. Are you a concubine or not?"
Zhang Bing's face changed greatly and said excitedly, "of course I am!"
Li Shishi youyou said, "in fact, brother Xiang didn't care about the false name of a hero for a long time, but he was afraid that his beloved woman would despise him. Now he is a fan of the situation and doesn't think about things for a while." The implication is that I still hope Zhang Bing can call for help from Xiang Yu.
Zhang Bing's face changed a few times, but he was silent after all.
Hua Mulan suddenly said, "no, these foreigners seem to be waking up."
Liu Bang said, "don't you have a hammer in your hand? Which one wakes up and knocks which one. Do you still have this strength?"
Hua Mulan heard that he knocked on the head of a foreigner who shook his head several times. The man stopped immediately and was squeezed by the door. The foreigner was in a room that seemed to wake up. Just wanted to touch the wound with her hand, she didn't dare to move when she heard us talking, but Liu Bang was as bright as a torch, pointed at him and shouted, "knock this, knock this..." Hua Mulan didn't want to knock when she saw that the foreigner didn't move. She was a soldier and a woman. She didn't like to abuse prisoners who lost their resistance. Liu Bang laboriously moved to her, grabbed the hammer and gave him a hard blow. And just in case. It was like ringing chimes on the heads of four foreigners one by one
It's still two fools who will fight with Kong Kong kong'er. He tried to fight with the enemy several times, but he failed. Later, he gradually lost his patience and began to wave his arms and fight indiscriminately. Kong Kong kong'er saw a gap and stabbed a short sword deeply into ER silly's shoulder. He just wanted to pull it out, but Er silly grabbed the handle of the short sword on his shoulder. Xiang Yu could no longer stand. His big hand fell from the sky and grabbed Kong kong'er's head. Kong kong'er couldn't take care to pull the sword and jumped away.
Xiang Yu took a guilty look at Er Sha. Er Sha was pale with pain, but he still smiled and said to Xiang Yu, "I'm fine..."
"Give him to me." With these words, Xiang Yu roared and rushed to Kong Kong kong'er. Kong Kong kong'er lost a short sword and his actions were quite out of order. It was impossible to poke with a sword finger alone. Xiang Yu's fist was big and long. A few moves forced him to retreat.
Hua Mulan said excitedly, "good Kung Fu."
While ringing the chime, Liu Bang said dejectedly, "it's late. We don't have time."
I looked at my watch. It was just 10 minutes from Xiang Yu and them to eat cookies. It was only ten or dozens of seconds away.
Sure enough, the brave and unstoppable king of Chu was gradually tired at a speed visible to the naked eye. Originally, the big fist was as powerful as being pushed out by a machine. Now it looked like a willful little girl playing coquetry. A giant of more than two meters was getting tired and looked strange.
Xiang Yu's last punch was almost completely waved out under inertia, and his body was also led out. Kong Kong kong'er flashed aside and gently pushed him on the back. Xiang Yu fell to the ground. Kong Kong kong'er was stunned, and then suddenly said with a smile: "I see who will save you now." He turned his head to see Er silly again. Er silly just sat on the ground, still clutching the hilt of the sword. At the same time, Liu Bang said sadly, "we missed the best opportunity - we could have used the gun brought by the foreigner!" We changed color at the same time. I was annoyed and said, "you didn't say it earlier on dog day!" Liu Bang looked at me bitterly and said, "we people have never seen a pistol, let alone use it, so we don't have this concept at all. It's you... Why can't you think of this method after watching so many fucking gunfight films?" Although I haven't used a gun, it's nothing more than an insurance and a bolt. If Er silly and Xiang Yu could stand and let them take the gun out of the foreigner's arms, the situation wouldn't deteriorate so quickly. But now it's too late. Liu Bang's chime is just able to hold a small hammer and let it fall again. Let alone we don't have the strength to pull the bolt now, You can't aim even if you put the gun in our hands.
Empty children can't help but be proud. Suddenly, Yang Tianchang said with a smile: "the first assassin in ancient and modern times and the overlord of Western Chu can't carry my three fists and two feet, ha ha..."
I just felt that he looked a little familiar. I immediately remembered that Er Pang and Xiang Yu had the same virtue after the decisive battle that day. I had a lingering fear and said, "ah, it's probably going to be bad luck."
Anyway, according to my summary, once someone gets so angry, he is either dragged in the face or twisted by Hu Sanniang. So far, no one has been spared.
Kong Kong kong'er listened to me and looked around warily. Seeing that everything was as usual, he wanted to laugh again. At this time, a weak voice asked, "is Xiaojing here?"
Kong Kong Kong Er suddenly somersaults to the light. He shouted, "who?"
We only felt a flower in front of us. A man floated from the dark. His face was as white as paper and his body was weak. The look in his eyes is also a little lax. At a glance, he knows that he is not too sober.
I was surprised and said, "Zhao Bailian?"
Zhao Bailian saw me and immediately said with infinite joy, "just find you, where's Xiaojing?"
I silently pointed to the two fools sitting on the ground. Zhao Bailian turned around and cheered, "I've found you!" Then he ran to ER silly and wanted to pull him up. Er silly also handed him his hand with a smile. Kong kong'an'er's sword was still stuck on his shoulder. With the recurrence of overpowering drugs, er silly's hand fell down halfway. Zhao Bailian was surprised when he saw it: "who hurt you like this?"
Kong kong'er saw that the man was just a fool, so he stopped looking at him and said to me, "where did you put everything? You can hide it from others, but you can't hide it from me. In addition to overlord armor and Jingke sword, you still have at least 300 Yue army weapons in your hand. These are all good antiques..."
Zhao Bailian saw Kong Kong Er holding another short sword in his hand. "Why did you stab the little wattle?" he asked
Kong Kong kong'er said impatiently, "if you want to live, just roll aside."
Zhao Bailian scratched his head and said, "what a familiar murderous spirit. I've seen you."
Hearing this, Kong Kong kong'er looked at Zhao Bailian unexpectedly: "can you feel my murderous spirit?" Then he said, "you found my whereabouts when I followed Xiao Qiang several times?"
When he said this, I remembered. The first time I went to see the enrollment place with Jing Ke, Zhao Bailian shouted when I came back. The second time I came back alone, Zhao Bailian was swinging a broom and shouting murderous. It turned out that he had found empty at that time.
Zhao Bailian looked straight at Kong kong'er, still saying, "why did you stab Xiaojing?"
Kong Kong kong'er was stared back by him and asked fiercely, "who the hell are you?"
The two fools laughed and said to Kong Kong kong'er, "you can't beat him. He is my good friend gainie."
Kong Kong kong'er said with horror, "you are the sword God gainie? Jing Ke assassinated King Qin and other places are you? Why didn't you go in the end?"
The second fool said sadly, "when he knows I'm waiting for him, I'm dead."
Zhao Bailian was confused and said, "I don't know who I am - why do you stab Xiaojing?"
Kong Kong kong'er said crazily, "can you ask something else?"
Zhao Bailian scratched his head in embarrassment, then stared at Kong kong'er and said, "then - why did you stab Xiao Jing?" We are absolutely
Kong Kong kong'er stumbled and said angrily, "the thorn has been stabbed. What do you want?"
Zhao Bailian looked up at the sky 45 degrees (learning from two fools) and thought for a while. He said, "would you please kneel down and knock Xiaojing three times and ask him to forgive?" Then he asked for the advice of two fools, "what do you think?"
Before the two fools could speak, the unbearable Kong kong'er finally flew up, danced a ball of lightning in his hand, and stabbed Zhao Bailian. They screamed and looked at Zhao Bailian. How could he escape the thunder?
Who knows, Zhao Bailian just hid away - long before Kong Kong kong'er moved, he took two steps aside without warning. Kong Kong kong'er stabbed him in the air he had just stood.
Zhao Bailian said unhappily, "you are already challenging me. OK, I will accept your challenge."