Zhao Bai looked around and said, "I need a sword."

Hua Mulan pointed to the long sword next to her armor on the living room wall and said, "if you don't mind, use my one."

Zhao Bailian went into the room, took it off the wall, took it to the light and pulled it out. I saw a few cold lights flashing from the sword edge. I couldn't help praising: "good sword!" Well... Although I don't know whether it's good or not, according to the Convention, this sound must be praised. Besides, the sword used by Hua Mulan is not for watching and playing. It must be good.

Who knows, after Zhao Bailian took out the sword, he weighed it and slowly inserted it on the ground. He held the sword handle in his hand and said, "the sword is too heavy. I'll fight you with this."

Kong Kong kong'er gazed with bated breath and suddenly held up the short sword in his hand and said, "this sword is called Ning Kong Xing. It is one foot three inches long and weighs four kilograms. It is made of cold iron at the bottom of the sea. Seventy three souls under the sword are all famous Swordsmen..."

Zhao Bailian looked at the scabbard in his hand and said slowly, "it's a scabbard. It's very long. It's made of wood. It's not as good as you."

We: "

Kong Kong kong'er said, "I respect you as the world-famous sword God. You will never show mercy when you start."

Zhao Bailian suddenly said, "wait a minute."

Kong Kong kong'er said solemnly, "why, isn't your heart calm?"

"No, I have to pee first."

We: "

Zhao Bailian put the scabbard in his neck and went around the back of the house. Soon he heard the sound of water. Several girls were red in the face. After a long time, Zhao Bailian sorted out his pants and turned out. He said to Jing Ke, "Xiao Jing, give him back his sword."

The second fool gritted his teeth, pulled out the dagger on his shoulder and threw it to Kong Kong kong'er. Zhao Bailian took the scabbard in his hand and said, "now you can start."

Kong Kong kong'er waved his hand: "wait a minute!"

After waiting for a long time, we all shouted, "what's the matter with you?"

Kong Kong kong'er was embarrassed and said: "... I have a pee, too."

Wu Sangui said bitterly, "this is probably the way for the top master to duel. You think, if you keep a bubble of urine, your body must be at least half heavy, which will affect your play."

Liu Bang said, "does this master's decisive battle have something in common with the lazy donkey's more excrement and urine?"

Wu Sangui said with a smile: "top experts don't know. You can ask Xiaoqiang about the latter."

I scolded him and said, "then you are a top expert. Your whole family is a top expert!"

Wu Sangui: "

Kong Kong kong'er also found a place to solve it. After that, he took the double swords in his hand and came out. "You can start this time," he said

Just listen to a voice in the dark: "wait!"

All of us were furious and shouted, "who is it?"

An old man with his hair neatly combed came to us from the night. It was he Tiandou.

He didn't look at us. He stared at Kong Kong kong'er and said, "why betray me?"

Seeing his old master, Kong Kong kong'er began to look away, then looked up and said loudly, "I want to be as rich as you."

He Tiandou said, "are you short of money?"

Kong Kong kong'er said excitedly, "you didn't hear clearly. I mean I want to be as rich as you - I'm not interested in the mess of you and Xiao, but I can't see it anymore. I've been with you for so many years, and the money should have been mine!"

He Tiandou seemed stunned and speechless. He smiled bitterly for a long time and said, "I didn't expect that the famous Kong kong'er would betray me for money and waste me being an immortal for so many years. Unexpectedly, he even forgot people's basic seven emotions and desires."

I chimed in: "so you might as well live as brother Ying. He understood when he first came a few days. Money is the immortal in this world, and Lv Bu didn't help you for money?"

Kong Kong kong'er said, "it's no surprise. I'm a thief. As soon as I was born and lived in an orphanage, I know the importance of money. You can't expect me to treat money like dirt and move forward bravely for your great cause without asking for return..."

I applauded and said, "speaking of my heart."

Kong Kong kong'er continued, "what those foreigners want is just a few pieces of scrap iron. They are willing to spend a lot of money. Why do we have to fight them? Those things can't be drunk when they are thirsty and can't be eaten when they are hungry. Even if they are used as treasures again, they will inevitably turn into dust in thousands of years and tens of thousands of years. Why not exchange them for foreign exchange now?"

I was stunned and said, "it's so close. I've learned macro theory from the Mafia."

He Tiandou regretted: "now you are living in desire. In order to save you these days, I have developed a new drug..." he Tiandou took out an olive shaped pill from his pocket and held it in his palm. The shape and size of the pill are the same as those that can restore the memory of his previous life, but the whole body is bright red. It looks a little scary, He Tiandou took it to Kong kong'er slowly. "This medicine is also mixed with a small amount of temptation grass, but the medicine is the opposite of the blue medicine. It can also be said to be the antidote of the blue medicine. As long as you eat it, you will forget your previous life and everything you have done after restoring your previous life memory. In other words, you will become an ordinary person again, no longer kong'er..."

Kong Kong kong'er stepped back in fear and murmured, "don't come here. I'll never eat that ghost. Even if I have this ability now, it's not difficult for me to get rich."

He Tiandou said: "then you have to eat. I can't watch you go astray. Don't worry. After you forget all this, I'll arrange your future life. You don't have to worry about food and clothing. Even in the eyes of ordinary people, you're still a little rich..."

Kong Kong kong'er retreated again and again and said sternly, "don't go any further, otherwise I'll be rude to you. Don't think I don't know your secret. Even the incumbent immortal can only use self-protection spells in the world. Now you're not my opponent at all."

He Tiandou sighed, hugged Zhao Bailian and said, "then there will be a god of Laogai sword."

Kong Kong kong'er said to Zhao Bailian, "I just want to take something and go. Do you have to make it difficult for me?"

Zhao Bailian pinched the handle of the sword and said, "you can't hurt Xiaojing!"

I asked he Tiandou, "who is this fool?"

He Tiandou Road: "This man was a world-famous sword God in his previous life. His name was gainie. He was a close friend of Jing Ke. Jing Ke had sent a letter to him to invite him to help, but Prince Edward looked generous but suspicious. He kept urging Jing Ke to leave. Jing Ke had to temporarily take Qin Wuyang, a warrior of the state of Zhao, to assassinate Qin Shihuang. As a result, Qin Wuyang was as earth color in the Qin court. Jing Ke had to do it alone, Finally, he was on the verge of success, and when gainie got the letter. Jing Ke is dead. "

I sighed: "shit, if Zhao Bailian and Jing Ke had started together, wouldn't the fat man be very bad? By the way, he didn't take your blue medicine. Why do you remember who he is?"

He Tiandou shook his head and said: "To be exact, he doesn't know who he is now. He just subconsciously gets close to Jing Ke. Do you know strong man Nian? If strong man Nian is too strong after a person's death, he will fight against Meng Po Tang. Almost nine and a half of such people will become fools in this life, but they are also semi psychic people. They will be particularly sensitive to the experience of previous lives and people they have contacted. Jing Ke is lost After the defeat, gainnie ended up depressed. After his death, he was still struggling with his guilt for Jing Ke. The strong man read unprecedentedly strong, so there was today's fool Zhao. He fought countless people in his previous life. So I'm very sensitive to murderous Qi in my life. "

I said, "are you sure he's gainnie?"

He Tiandou nodded and said, "I've been right. As long as I know the birth and death year of a person in his previous life or the birth date of a modern person, I can calculate where that person was born or who a person was in his previous life."

I suddenly said, "you calculated and found all the four heavenly kings?"

"That's right."

I grabbed him and said excitedly, "then calculate who I was in my last life?"

He Tiandou looked at me with a smile and said, "trust me, you absolutely don't want to know."

My heart sank and said, "am I a rogue official like Jia Sidao and Cai Jing?"

He Tian Dou said: "... Worse than that."

I was surprised and said, "King Zhou of Cixi and Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty?"

"Still miserable..."

I sighed, "is it Li Lianying?"

"Still miserable..."

I pulled he Tiandou's collar and said angrily, "fart, is there anything worse than Li Lianying? Don't tell me it was your son in my last life!"

He Tiandou was speechless for a long time and finally said, "in fact, you were no one in your last life. According to the current words, you are a passer-by, so I say you don't need to know. Your name is nothing more than Zhang Sanli Si. Your experience is nothing but eating and drinking Lazar. What's the use of knowing?"

I said with a overcast face, "you'd rather leave a bad reputation for thousands of years than be plain and light. What values!" In fact, I would rather be Cixi than be a passer-by. Of course, even Li Lianying, do you really want to know that I was a eunuch in my last life and can't have mental impotence in this life? Are those impotent people strong people after becoming eunuchs?

When we were talking, we jumped at Zhao Bailian, and the bald man danced his double swords. It looks like lightning. We all raised it, and Zhao Bailian was the sword God again. After all, it was a matter of his previous life. Even if he was Altman in his previous life, can he beat small monsters with such a weak body?

And the empty movement is too fast to be recognized by the naked eye.

With our worry, Zhao Bailian unfolded his body like a slowly blooming flower. With the hilt in one hand, he slowly raised his head, lowered his waist, and the other hand seemed to go to the ground to pick up something. This is one of the most common actions that children in kindergartens dress up as sunflowers. In a hurry, Kong Kong kong'er's double swords stabbed Zhao Bailian's right rib and left shoulder. Chi Chi made a sound. It happened that Zhao Bailian was playing flowers, and both fell empty.

Zhao Bailian doesn't look at his opponent at all. He looks at the sky and doesn't care what Kong Kong kong'er is doing. He just acts selfishly. He forks his waist and slowly shakes his neck and waist like old men and women doing morning exercises. The first blow of kong'er in this time and space can go empty. As soon as he changes his moves, he cuts flat to Zhao Bailian's head, and Zhao Bailian has lowered his head, Kong Kong kong'er's sword brushed his scalp. Kong Kong kong'er's sword circled several times over his head and was easily flashed by Zhao Bailian, who shook his head for morning exercise.

Kong Kong kong'er suddenly jumped out of the circle and angrily said, "what's your Kung Fu?"

Zhao Bailian said naturally, "no Kung Fu. I just don't want you to hurt me."

Kong Kong kong'er screamed and rushed up again. This time it was obviously faster than the last time.

Zhao Bailian was still slow. This time he wriggled slowly like a mollusk. Kong Kong kong'er's double swords turned into ten million pieces and stabbed them in the air he had wriggled. He only heard the sound of Chi Chi. The blades of Kong kong'er's two swords kept sticking to Zhao Bailian's face, ribs and waist. But it didn't hurt Zhao Bailian at all.

After watching Zhao Bailian fight with others, you will find such a strange phenomenon: he simply bribed his enemy to cooperate with him. As soon as he raised his hand, the enemy must attack the place where he had just held his hand. As soon as he took a step, the enemy must attack the land where he had stood. This is really funny and strange, It's even more unimaginable, especially when facing the enemy with Kong Kong kong'er's fast-moving opponent.

Gradually we saw a clue. Zhao Bailian's slowness is based on people's inertia. For example, when you want to punch him on the nose, he has begun to bow his head. Of course, he will think that I won't hit you on the nose. Change to hit you on the shoulder halfway, but let alone ordinary people, even experts, there will always be a pause if they want to change their moves halfway. When you cut your fist to his shoulder and can no longer change your mind, he has already squatted down and changed his moves quickly. How can Kong Kong Kong not understand this little trick? However, even Zhao Bailian's clothes could not be touched.

Zhao Bailian is slow, but he thinks fast. He can foresee seven or eight moves or even more. He can guess not only what you want to deal with him at the moment, but also what you haven't thought of. Yes, he knows not only what you are thinking, but also what you want to think - Zhao Bailian is a person who lives in the future.

Zhao Bailian on the court always moved his body and pace leisurely, like a dandelion floating in the breeze, while Kong kong'er waved his double swords crazily, like a mantis being roasted by fire. It looked very fast and very slow, but it was unclear whether kong'er was a step slower or Zhao Bailian was a step faster. The two fought for a long time. There was not even one contact, and everyone couldn't help but look at each other and be shocked.

Right here. The sword handle held in Zhao Bailian's hand for a long time finally launched the attack for the first time. The "pa" sound clearly fanned Kong kong'er's face, showing a clear mark. It was a clean blow from Kong kong'er's upset space. There was no room for discussion. After all this, Zhao Bailian began to dance involuntarily again, Kong kong'an'er's sword also began to return without success. The speed was much slower after eating Zhao Bailian's sword handle.

After fighting for a while, Kong Kong kong'er suddenly stopped the attack, put his double swords on his chest, stared at Zhao Bailian, and then slowly handed them out. Wu Sangui said, "it's bad. This boy wants to slow down."

Zhao Bailian stood where he was standing, looking at Kong Kong kong'er's double swords swimming slowly, like two poisonous snakes ready to go. When they were close to less than a finger away from his chest, Zhao Bailian suddenly moved. Kong Kong kong'er seemed to be infected. The double swords stabbed into the air Zhao Bailian was standing just now, and he was still a step slower after all!

At this time, Kong Kong kong'er finally realized that he had no hope of winning. With a long sigh, he Tiandou was about to rise from the ground. He Tiandou shouted, "gaijianshen, can't let him run away."

Kong Kong kong'er was in the middle of the air and suddenly found that his feet were heavy. He saw that Zhao Bailian's sword handle had been pressed on his feet. As soon as Kong Kong kong'er was angry, he fell to the ground again. Zhao Bailian said faintly, "you can't go without apologizing to Xiao Jing."

Kong Kong kong'er was cold hearted at this time. He symbolically returned his lightness skills and tried to escape again, but Zhao Bai's sword handle was either hooked or hung. He was already a sucked grasshopper and could no longer reach Zhao Bai's palm. Kong Kong kong'er's heart was in a mess and his actions were more careless. Finally, Zhao Bai knocked on the back of his head expressionless, Kong Kong kong'er slowly sat down and gave up his double swords. He had no resistance anymore. He gently blew an airway: "I lost."