Later, Baozi told me the truth: she didn't know what else she had performed——
She had drunk too much when people asked her to perform.
On that day, we kept fighting until the sun rose as usual.
At 12 o'clock, I was waiting for a call. As a result, I was waiting for Xiang Yu. The most worrying thing this year was that I didn't wait for his call.
I don't know where he is on this family reunion day, or even whether he... Is dead or alive.
The whole first month passed quickly, and the happy days were like this. Just like when we were students, even if we gave you an 11 month holiday, it wouldn't be long. My customers spent every day eating haisai. Only Bian Que and Hua Tuo were busy. They were wearing white coats and stayed in the laboratory day and night. They didn't leave home except for necessary food and sleep, I'm really afraid that one day they suddenly come up with an alien or Godzilla. As far as I know, they are studying an anti-cancer traditional Chinese medicine, but from their expressions, the progress is slow.
The days of mixed eating and waiting for death passed in an instant. When the children resumed classes in an all-round way again, it was already spring, and my heart became heavier day by day: there were not many days for two fools, and there were not many days for the group of five.
Steamed stuffed bun is undoubtedly the happiest during this period. She spends most of her time in Yucai, pestering them to tell her stories. This woman seems to have a little abnormal tendency and yearns for a turbulent life. But I've given her a drinking ban. After the Spring Festival, the steamed stuffed bun didn't come
Time is a strange thing. When I first received customers, it was like a big fight, but I don't know from which day, it flew past me, and the most afraid day came: today last year, er silly came to my pawnshop under the leadership of Liu Laoliu, that is to say, he will leave us before 12 o'clock.
Li Shishi and Liu Bang, who have long pinched the day, have been silent since yesterday. Hua Mulan and Wu Sangui have a long-term relationship with ER silly. They are also deeply hurt.
That morning, Jing Ke got up as usual. He couldn't see any expression on his face. Fool, that's good. It seems that nothing can affect their mood. Er silly happily said to me, "I want to ride around in a car."
"Where do you want to go?"
"Whatever."
Li Shishi said sadly, "I'll go with you."
I said strangely, "don't you accompany Jin Shaoyan?"
Jin Shaoyan did spend most of his time with Li Shishi - just most of the time. I always thought he would spend all his time with Li Shishi, but he didn't. He took all the time to deal with the company's affairs. He even calculated the time for eating and sleeping. I don't know what he meant by doing so, but Mr. Li is by no means a dispensable woman. There is a mystery between the two people.
Li Shishi reluctantly smiled and said, "there is always time in a day. Shaoyan flew to Shanghai today."
The second fool looked at Liu Bang and Hua Mulan and said, "well, don't go, just the three of us."
I patted Liu Bang on the shoulder and said, "you can accompany Feng Feng. She is actually a good woman."
Liu Bang smiled awkwardly: "that's what you say? But..."
Two silly turned to the car: "hurry up, that's it."
Steamed stuffed bun didn't know about all this. She had gone to Yucai early in the morning.
Er silly sat next to me. I started the car slowly and drove slowly on the busy road. I asked Er silly, "why don't you go and see Xiao Zhao?"
Er silly looked up at the sky at his classic 45 degree angle and said something inexplicable: "he knows." He suddenly looked ahead and said. "Front left."
Left out of the Third Ring Road, at every intersection, he let me turn at will. Fool is a little advanced today.
After a while, we were walking on a deserted path. Er silly didn't talk anymore and looked at the scenery on the roadside leisurely. I didn't know where he was going. I had to drive like this. I suddenly thought. Fool doesn't want me to take him to the end of the world to avoid Liu Laoliu? Is it because her day is coming? tell the truth. I'd love to, really. For two fools, for the group of five, as long as I can do, I am willing!
At this time, I found a car following us. I didn't notice it just now. Now it is particularly conspicuous on the dirt road. It should have followed us for some time. It soon passed us, but it didn't go quickly. I began to leave my car intentionally or unintentionally.
I smiled and remembered that Jiang Menshen had done such a trick. I didn't know which joking friend he was. I parked my car on the side of the road, and the car stopped as expected. I was about to go down when Er silly suddenly stopped me: "I'll go."
Before I could speak, he opened the door and went out. A tall man in a baseball cap came out of the car in front. He walked quickly to me in the driver's seat and suddenly took out a gun from his arms
It's goodbai! The boy is not dead!
When goodbai saw Er silly standing in front of him, he frowned and shot him without hesitation. Er silly trembled slightly. He turned his back to me. I couldn't see where the bullet hit him, but he still punched goodbai in the face. Goodbai shot Er silly again. This time I know where it hit, A stream of blood was shot from the position of Er silly's vest and sprayed on the glass in front of me. The bullet penetrated his body. Er silly shook and fell to the ground.
At this moment, I can't shout out or shout out. It's like being in a nightmare
Holding a pistol with a silencer in his hand, goodwhite silently walked in front of me. His eyes were full of resentment. I looked at him expressionless. He opened fire silently, one shot, two shots. Three shots... The sparks sparked by the bullets on the glass splashed between us. Goodbait was not discouraged. He opened the gun meticulously until all the bullets were fired. There was a trace of doubt in his eyes. His fingers were still mechanically holding the trigger. He was a well-trained killer. I knew he wanted to shoot at the same position on the glass to kill me.
But when the bullets ran out, he seemed to lose his mind. In addition to constantly pulling the trigger, the whole person stood motionless. I reached out to lift my floor brick bag, opened the door and walked out slowly. Then I knocked him down with one brick, and then one brick, two bricks and three bricks. I was also meticulous. It was not until goodbai's head was beaten into a wad by me that Li Shishi, who came back to his senses, screamed and ran out of the car and grabbed me.
I ran to ER silly and held him in my arms. I found that he was still with his eyes open. In addition to his weak hands and feet, his expression was very relaxed. It's not like the person who was shot at all. I shouted and carried him into the car and kept calling his name: "Kezi, hold on. We're going to the hospital now!"
Li Shishi shouted, "he has something to say!"
I climbed to the back, picked up his head and put my ears on his mouth. Er silly's eyes gradually lost their look and murmured, "I'm... Going to leave. I want to go back to educating talents."
I wiped my tears and ran to the driver's seat. I stepped on the accelerator to the end and rushed to Yucai. After I left for a while, I heard Mr. Li stop choking. Said in a calm voice, "cousin, brother Jing is gone..."
I pressed the steering wheel hard, waved her hand to stop talking, and then drove to Yucai.
Yucai Li was still as calm and peaceful as ever, full of children's laughter and Lang Lang's reading sound. I drove into the old campus, took Er Sha out of the car and ran into a large classroom. As Mr. Li Ran, he shouted, "where's an Daoquan? Where's Bian que? Where's Chinese miracle doctor?"
Basically, it's all my customers here. They see the bloody two fools around together. People kept asking me loudly what was wrong. The three doctors came soon. They were all people who had seen countless dead people. At a glance, they knew that people had no need to rescue, but they still refused to leave around Er silly's body. I threw them aside and said quietly, "let him be quiet for a while."
Li Shishi cried and told everyone what had happened. Wu Yong sighed and said, "as an assassin, he may have found the trace of gudebai, so he deliberately led him out and died with him."
No one in the classroom spoke and looked at Er Sha silently. The heroes are all people used to seeing blood. Even Wang Xizhi and his literati have passed through life and death. They are no strangers to the loss of life. Jing Ke's death today will not be avoided because he was shot twice less. He just left a few hours earlier. These people are more miserable, After a year, they all have such a day before the second new year
At this time, the door of the classroom was suddenly knocked open. Steamed stuffed bun stumbled in and said in a hurry: "what's the matter with Ke Zi?" When she saw the two fools on the two tables, she was in a hurry, threw herself at him and shouted, "what's the matter, why don't you send them to the hospital?" Seeing that no one paid attention to her, steamed stuffed bun was crazy. He grabbed everyone around her and asked, "what's the matter?"
Hu Sanniang hugged the steamed stuffed bun and said, "don't be too sad. He would have left today. We... Are just like him."
Mr. Li wiped his tears, took the steamed stuffed bun by the hand and said, "yes, sister-in-law, I have to go too... The day after tomorrow."
The steamed stuffed bun was stunned for a moment. He grabbed Mr. Li's hand and asked loudly, "where are you going?"
Li Shishi shook his head sadly.
The steamed stuffed bun rushed to me, took my hand and shook it desperately: "what do you mean they're leaving? Where are they going?" Seeing that I didn't speak, steamed stuffed bun began to shake me more vigorously, "you talk -"
I roughly pushed her away and shouted, "don't ask me again! They each have only one year's life!"
Steamed stuffed bun stayed for a long time. Suddenly, she sat on the ground and cried like a child who lost his toy. She stared at me stubbornly while crying, as if I had only given everyone a year's life.
The door opened a crack. Liu Laoliu walked in slowly and said to himself, "it's not time yet. Why do I receive Jing Ke's return signal?" He looked at the two silly wounds and wanted to ask us something, but looking at our faces, he quickly shut his mouth, pinched his fingers, and looked at the way of heaven, "so he died. It's a pity."
I grabbed Liu Laoliu's arm and shouted, "is there any way to accommodate me? As long as Ke Zi doesn't die, I can do anything. Besides, I'm not an immortal. I still have land for a life of hundreds of years. I'll give it to everyone here, 30 years and 20 years per person!"
Liu Laoliu shook off my hand and sighed, "what do you think this is? The reincarnation of heaven is the law that all gods have to abide by. I am willing to help you in violation of rules, but I really don't have the power - I'm going to take him away." Liu Laoliu opened his palm, and a faint light came out of his palm to cover Er silly's body. Er silly gradually blurred in the light, and finally slowly disappeared out of thin air.
I said sadly, "can't you say a few words at last?"
Liu Laoliu said, "if you die, you're dead. There's no way. What's more, you don't like it? A year later, everyone here has left. In another 30 or 50 years, why don't ordinary people have this day?"
If everyone realized something, Li Shimin looked pale and said, "I didn't expect to see through life and death twice a year. Now I won't do it even if I give it to an emperor for nothing."
Liu Laoliu glanced at him and said, "it's really good!"
After Liu Laoliu left. I don't know how long it took, the people in the room began to relax. As Li Shimin said, they were all people who experienced life and death twice a year. I have to open more. I picked up the steamed stuffed bun on the ground. Before I could say anything, the steamed stuffed bun suddenly hugged Mr. Li tightly and begged, "Xiaonan, don't go!"
Li Shishi said with a light smile, "didn't Liu Xianren say that everyone has this day. It's brother Ying... It's his turn tomorrow."
Everyone was shocked. Qin Shihuang is still at the excavation site of the Qin mausoleum. If we don't hurry up, it means that we won't even see him at the last.
At this time, my phone rang. I picked it up. A voice inside said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang, Si hungry (it's me)."
I cried, "brother Ying!"
The crowd immediately gathered around. At this time, Liu Bang rushed in from the door, grabbed the phone and shouted, "fat man, there's only one day left. It's too hard for you to come back and meet us? If so, you won't have any friends in your next life!" I can see that Liu Bang is very excited. For the first time.
Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "Bao (don't) pulled. Oh, you robbed hungry (me) didi tianha (Part 2). Did hungry wipe oil (didn't say anything)
Liu Bang's face changed greatly and staggered two steps: "you... Know?"
"I already know. Do you think you're hungry?"
Liu Bang: "I..."
"All right, all right, Bao she. It seems that hungry silk can't go back. Bring it to everyone."
I hurriedly said, "brother Ying, are you really not coming back?"
"Hey, there are some last jobs left. You can't rot into (tail). Crooked (that) let you hang your skin and give it to the hungry society."
I know that the skin hanging in Qin Shihuang's mouth specifically refers to Jing Ke. I was at a loss and muttered, "Ke Zi... He has gone."
There was no sound on the phone for a long time. I asked hurriedly. Qin Shihuang said calmly: "Oh... Hungry touch four (nothing), oh, hungry still owes him three defeats (100) yuan..."
Li Shishi couldn't help it anymore. He cried and shouted, "brother Ying!"
Qin Shihuang reluctantly smiled and said, "Oh, hang up (silly) woman, ask steamed stuffed bun good, good, not social..."
The phone was cut off. When we called again, no one answered. It seems that on the one hand, fat Ying misses Er silly, on the other hand, he is sad about himself. He just wants to finish the last bit of work quietly and leave. Maybe it's good.
After another hard day, we calmly saw off Qin Shihuang in a different place. Except for the unnatural death of Jing Ke, other customers will slowly disappear as long as time comes. I don't feel much guilty about Er silly's death. That's because if I were him, I would do it without hesitation. To be sure, what worries me most is that I've never had a good communication with him, because he's stupid. It's like a large group of brothers. One day, you suddenly find that the one who loves you most among your brothers may be the one who is the most dull and ignored by you, That painful feeling... It's hard.
It's time for Mr. Li. Steamed stuffed buns followed Mr. Li all the time in the past two days, eating, sleeping and even going to the bathroom. For fear that Mr. Li would suddenly disappear, Wu Sangui and Hua Mulan were also immersed in sadness and didn't say a word for a day. The atmosphere at home was very depressed.
To my surprise, Jin Shaoyan didn't appear at this time. I don't know if he was afraid of anything.
The day of separation has come. Steamed stuffed bun has learned to face all this calmly. On this day, she put a table of wine and vegetables. Only Liu Bang was left in the group of five. We sat together and were silent, but it was better than letting Mr. Li go alone.
At this time, the doorbell rang, and the people outside the door seemed afraid that we could not hear, and knocked hard at the door. When I opened the door, Jin Shaoyan stood there dusty. He was much thinner than before.
Li Shishi stood up, smiled and said, "I thought you wouldn't come to see me off." She covered it up very well, as if she was really not excited, but she could feel her expectation from the speed she got up from her seat.
Jin Shaoyan stepped up to master Li, grabbed her shoulder and said enthusiastically and eagerly, "master, I have made all the arrangements these days. I don't have to worry about anything in the future. Take me away -" Jin Shaoyan's eyes are red and his clothes are messy. Is this still a person like the romantic dandy I saw for the first time?
Jin Shaoyan suddenly took out a sharp dagger and put it on his neck. "Let's go together!" said the relief
Caught off guard, we were all startled, but with our distance from him, it was too late to save him again.
At this time, Li Shishi didn't dare to make any big moves. I'm sure that as long as she tried to stop the slightest act, Jin Shaoyan would start first. Li Shishi tried to pretend to be calm. He put one hand on Jin Shaoyan's shoulder and said softly, "don't be silly. What about your parents when you die? Have you ever thought about your grandmother?"
As soon as Jin Shaoyan stagnated, he immediately said, "I've made arrangements. They won't know about me in their lifetime."
Li Shishi's tone hardened and said disappointed, "Jin Shaoyan. Don't be a coward. Let me look down on you."
Jin Shaoyan was unmoved and said with a light smile, "master, you don't have to excite me."
Li Shishi was finally dejected and said, "I'm a selfish woman. Seriously, if you go with me, we can be together. I really don't know whether I have the courage to stop you, but Shaoyan - you can't solve any problems by dying like this. We still can't get together."
Jin Shaoyan's tears swirled in his eyes. His body trembled violently, and Li Shishi gently touched his face. Made a great determination and resolutely said, "think of me for a year, and then forget me!" She took the knife in Jin Shaoyan's hand and threw it aside. Then she leaned into his arms and slowly disappeared. In the last few seconds, Li Shishi looked back at us and smiled: "thank you. It's good to know you."
Steamed stuffed bun and Jin Shaoyan burst into tears.
The group of five came with front and rear feet. Of course, there is no exception when walking on the ground. Xiang Yu and Liu Bang came on the same day. To tell the truth, I am a little grateful for this same day. People will really go crazy if they pull meat with such a blunt knife.
On the right day, Liu Bang was very happy. He whistled upstairs and downstairs early in the morning and told us, "I've thought about it. I'll be an emperor in my next life. What can see through life and death, shit!" Then he began to sing, "if the heart is there, the dream is there. It's a big deal to start all over again -"
We were sad. His wolf howling made us angry. Suddenly several cups flew to us, but my sadness was reduced. I asked him, "Hey, I haven't asked you. How did you tell Fengfeng?"
Liu Bang said, "I said I fell in love with another woman again. Let her go." Finally, she couldn't help but say sadly, "it's better for her to hate me than to die."
I admire Liu Bang for this. He is non-toxic and does not have a husband. He simply refuses to do anything. Compared with the sad difference, this is really a good way.
Liu Bang said, "by the way, Xiaoqiang, in the future, if you buy famous brands, you can go to specialty stores. There are one in other parts of the city. It's all fake goods I instigated - but if you want big business, don't forget to take care of Gu Fengfeng."
I said with a smile, "all right, dog day!"
At this time, the phone suddenly rang. I saw it was a strange number. I was just going to turn it off. Liu Bang said, "pick it up. It's probably my enemy who hasn't died."
My heart moved and I quickly picked it up. Xiang Yu's tired voice came over: "Xiaoqiang, do you think I'm dead, ha ha."
My heart was sour and scolded, "brother Yu? You bastard!" All along, I really thought Xiang Yu died at the edge of a cliff.
Xiang Yu smiled and said in two voices, "dare you talk to your ancestors like this - have they all gone?"
"Well... Where are you now?"
"... I don't know. It seems to be near the pastoral area. I've been to Cuan Xia. Xiaoqiang, I'm very happy these days. Really, in fact, I shouldn't talk about looking for ah Yu all the time. I found that as long as you think about a person with your heart, it's no different from her."
Liu Bang grabbed the phone and said, "stop bullshit. Why don't you go as a poet?"
Xiang Yu said with a smile, "Liu xiaosan'er, you still owe me two lives."
"What's more, you killed tens of thousands of people of me, and I also killed tens of thousands of people of you. Why only say two things? It's worth your life and that of Yu Ji, isn't it? You can't do that. If you fight hard and rob the world, you'll always lose. We'll fight again in the next life?"
Xiang Yu smiled: "fight again!"
Steamed stuffed bun answered the phone and hesitated, "well... What should I call you?"
Xiang Yu laughed: "good, call big."
Wu Sangui said, "brother Xiang, take care."
Xiang Yu said sadly, "there's nothing to take care of. I feel the most sorry is Xiaohei. It seems that he really has a hunch that he hasn't eaten for several days."
Hua Mulan choked: "brother Xiang..."
Xiang Yu said positively, "flower girl, I tell you, I always lose in the deduction of war skills, but you may not be able to fight. I'll break your 5000 troops with 500 people."
Hua Mulan and Li huadaiyu said, "blow it, you can!"
Xiang Yu sighed and said, "unfortunately, I don't have a chance to show you."
Liu Bang shouted, "stop talking nonsense and go."
As soon as we looked up, he had slowly disappeared, and then there was no sound from Xiang Yu