V3.Chapter 81

But the immortals did not dare to do anything to us, because there was a more cruel master on their head, that was the so-called way of heaven. This is just like man and nature. Nature seems to be very innocent and weak, but if human beings dare to cut down all trees and kill all animals, there is something called law that won't make you feel better.

He Tiandou knocked over the axis of the human world. It was a big or small thing, but the heavenly court used force against Lao he. We brother Tiandao could just turn a blind eye. After all, he Tiandou made a mistake first, and then the king of hell made a mistake in the book of life and death, but fortunately they took remedial measures, and brother Tiandao didn't say anything, After all, it was not intentional - but when these two things were combined, Er Sha, who was originally enjoying the compensation and refund insurance, was involved by what Tiandou brought out, brother Dao was completely angry and said to himself, what the hell is this? Neither the little brother who serves himself nor the Tianting bastards are good things, which makes trouble for me, but with a serious and responsible attitude, Or should we send the two fools back first, wait until they change history, and then have an excuse to clean up these grandchildren - it's like the state allows you to open a mine. You can open it, but you have to touch it yourself, and then you don't report an accident. What are you waiting for?

But these grandchildren didn't want to wait to die, so they found me, and I almost wrote the words "career wipes my ass in heaven" on my forehead.

But I still have to do this. Haven't you heard? If I don't do it, I'll be killed twice because I'm both a man and a God. It's tragic.

In fact, when I think about it from the beginning, Liu Laoliu, as the representative of Tianting, didn't have a hunch. First, he gave me a painless and itchy mind reading game. This is the peace period, and then he gave me a pile of son and mother biscuits to deal with the four heavenly kings. When the four heavenly kings were settled, my opponent was upgraded to the Mafia, so he gave me air force one to make me bulletproof, and finally. He simply paid me several emperors as wages, which is very ambiguous. He may have a hunch that something is going to happen.

But still should that sentence, step by step slowly, Tianting wants to fight the way of heaven, it is still a little tender.

Don't say anything now. Let's work.

Liu Laoliu said to he Tiandou, "tell Xiaoqiang about the precautions."

He Tiandou nodded. He first took out a thermometer like thing, handed it to me and said, "this is a simple scale designed by me according to the human world axis. It is marked with dynasties. You always have to know where you are first. You can go as long as the dynasties of customers who have been here. Other dynasties are gray for the time being, which means you can't stop. It's useless to stop."

I was depressed and said, "so I want to drive to see my grandpa's wishes come to naught?"

He Tiandou said, "for example, you are going to the Qin Dynasty this time. There is a scale and a pointer at the bottom. When the pointer points to the Qin Dynasty, you can just step on the brake."

I was surprised and said, "it's so simple? It's too stupid to operate."

He Tiandou Road: "You should also pay attention to the things you bring. You can't bring anything that doesn't belong to that era except what you have in your car. Of course, this is just a reminder. You have to bring it. They will become raw materials at some time. For example, if you want to wear a Shanghai Watch, it will become the same as before you leave the factory when you drive to the 1970s and 1980s, and the watch strap will change Into cowhide. The surface becomes steel, and then go back. In the era when they haven't been produced, they will disappear. "

I thought, "if others sit on it, is it also a nature?"

He Tiandou said seriously, "yes!"

I cried, "so let a woman stay 18 forever and hit me!" A 100 year old lady, I drove to 1930 and kicked her out. That's a young girl!

He Tiandou said: "it's not as simple as you think. Once the car starts, the minimum time span is decades. If you dare to take people, it's easy to lose them as soon as you run away."

I shuddered and hurriedly said, "OK. Let's get down to business. How am I going?"

Liu Laoliu said, "that's my business. I've accelerated your car. If you drive it and raise the speed to the highest, it will enter the historical track, and then it will be simple. As Lao he said, just wait until the pointer reaches the position to stop. Remember, once your car stops, you have to rest for at least three days, otherwise it will fall apart."

Things seem very simple.

I finally asked: "well... I only have one blue medicine. Even if I find fat man or Jing Ke, how can I let them eat it? Fat man is the emperor. Needless to say, Jing Ke seems to have many followers, which is almost as difficult as poisoning."

Liu Laoliu patted me on the shoulder and said: "It depends on your IQ, Xiaoqiang. Besides, you don't have no way. You also have a mind reading mobile phone that can be used five times a day, five pieces of mother and son biscuits and four pieces of gum that can change your face. You have to understand that this is the maximum I can help you. After telling you so much, you know almost the Tao of heaven. If you directly transform your body so that you can have it The divine power will cause its changes. In that case, we can go by ourselves. These special functions are hidden in the biscuit mobile phone. Yes, they won't become raw materials. "

I snapped my fingers: "yes, I'll go now?"

"Wait... Another difficulty is that driving through history for the first time may be more exciting. You need a 1000m extension track."

"Then why?"

"After you run, your car is much faster than the speed of light. You have to have an adaptation period for the first time. When the time axis pointer Lao he gave you moves, it means that you have exceeded the speed of light. At this time, others can't see you, and any obstacles are no longer a problem. You can go through it directly, but it will be a little scary for the first time, so you have to get used to it slowly."

I didn't care. I came to the front of the car and patted the doorway: "it can be worn, can't it?"

Liu Laoliu nodded.

I opened the door and sat in. Put the timeline given to me by he Tiandou in front: "I'll try first."

The green lawn in our villa area is very spacious. I visually observed that the distance from the entrance of the community to the last house is barely 1000 meters. I drove the car at the starting point, started it, and hung it in gear 4 when it didn't use 30 meters - I slipped when I stepped up or down a hundred meters. I was the best in the exam.

A strange thing happened. When the car was in gear 4, I still stepped on the accelerator. It was more than 80 miles. Usually, the car would hum at 60 miles. But now it's still very stable. When I step down, the speedometer madly draws a semicircle, which has exceeded 120 miles. I began to abuse the accelerator slowly. The rows of villas on both sides of the road immediately passed my sight like railings. My cold hairs stood up, which has at least 400 miles!

I finally stepped down on the accelerator tentatively. The scenery on both sides was immediately blurred by me, and the car was still quiet. It was strange. I think even Hamilton would subconsciously step on the brake at this time?

I thought the speed could bring up the time axis, but the damn pointer didn't move at all. I couldn't stand it any more. I slammed on the brake. After all, it was an old God's modified car. It didn't cough and spit me out from the windshield. Instead, he smoothly danced a waltz on the lawn and stopped steadily.

I turned pale. After sitting for a few seconds, I opened the door and threw up!

Liu Laoliu and he Tiandou came up smiling. Liu Laoliu said, "look, just say you don't adapt."

I looked back and I went out less than 200 meters.

Liu Laoliu said: "You should be familiar with this car. You can enter the time axis after 100 meters, but you need to practice your courage when you drive new. So let you drive on the runway first. Remember not to be afraid. No matter how fast it looks, you have to continue to step on the accelerator as long as the pointer of the time axis doesn't move. In fact, you are safe only after the pointer moves. At that time, you can cross the house and cross the ridge, just like the air."

I held the car and threw up for a while and said, "can I go again tomorrow? I want to say goodbye to the steamed stuffed bun."

Liu Laoliu and he Tiandou: "

In fact, I just want to calm down. If you let me get on that car in a short time, you'll kill me.

I didn't tell steamed stuffed bun about crossing at night. Although the group of five is no secret to her. But some things are better not to tell her first. If she knows this, she will definitely pester me to go back to see fat people. I'm afraid the steamed stuffed bun will become a sperm and an egg, or two sperm and two eggs when the car drives to 82 - she has been pregnant for more than two months.

Liu Laoliu told me that the reason why I won't do this is because I have been registered as an immortal. Although I don't have divine power, I am already an immortal after all. This is the same reason with staying without pay. Anyway, I am also a prepared person. Going to the bank to do a credit card is more popular than those who don't have a job.

I told steamed stuffed bun that I would go out and come back in at least three days and at most a month. It's business.

The next day I sat in the car again. Today I had to go anyway. Time didn't wait. I didn't know what they said about their time. Was it the day before they were sent to Assassin Qin or the year before? Liu Laoliu and he Tiandou were also vague in this regard, and they had no experience.

In order to test what he Tiandou told me, I specially brought a fruit knife and a bag of bread on the co pilot. I went to see what they would do.

I sat in the driver's seat and pressed my knuckles. Liu Lao Liu patted my car glass and said, "remember not to slow down and drive all the time!"

I looked at him coldly and compared him with a v. he Tiandou waved a small flag not far in front of me

I kept shifting gears and stepping on the accelerator. Soon, the speedometer on the car lost its meaning. According to my eyes, I think the speed at this time is no slower than yesterday, but there is still no movement on the time axis. Due to my hesitation, I have run more than half of the distance of 1000 meters. If I go on like this, I will soon hit the wall at my speed.

I grinned hard and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. I saw a flower in front of me. I just felt that the scenery on both sides moved quickly and slowly, but I couldn't see what it was. It was colorful and gradually. I have a feeling that my body is evacuated, like the moment the elevator just opened. I fell into this feeling. After a while, I woke up to look at the time axis. It moved. Its pointer has pointed to "2006" on the bottom scales. The car is more stable, like driving at a constant speed on the road.

I subconsciously looked at the things next to me. The plastic handle of the fruit knife has turned into a pool of glue, and the knife body is still in good condition. Looking at the bread, it's actually good. This is the bread that has been delivered in 2006 - it turned into flour when I ran to 2005, black heart boss!

After 2005, the time span began to grow. It took me more than 40 minutes to run to the Ming Dynasty. It's still far from the Qin Dynasty. It seems that it's no easier to span more than 2000 years than to run 2000 miles.

I found that once the time axis moved, giving less oil or shifting to third gear would not return to the initial fast state, but the pointer slowed down. It seems that there is only one way to stop the pointer. I even used inertia to slip for a while. At this time, I can almost see the clothes and buildings worn by ancient people.

When it comes to clothes, I am very depressed. The clothes I wear began to turn into cotton, animal skin and fiber soon after the bread turned into flour. Then at the beginning of the 21st century, they all disappeared from me, and even our underwear became a handful of cotton - we were wearing pure cotton underwear.

Fortunately, the temperature in the car is moderate. Now pray for a while. When you get there, it will be summer. The clothes you didn't count on didn't belong to that dynasty. I knew I should wear the clothes of Qin Shihuang when he came to me. Although it was scratched by Cao Xiaoxiang, it was better than naked.

In the Qing Dynasty, the knife became a small strip made up of ore slag, which gradually became fine, and finally turned into a pile of powder, like incense ash in a censer.

But nothing in the car has changed. From the window to the seat, I was even surprised to find that the half box of cigarettes I had left in rag since the car was owned was intact. This is a baby!

I drive fast and slowly. The window is always colorful. It's like entering the science fiction set. I can't see the night and day. Sometimes I put the speed at the slowest point and almost stop. Occasionally, I can see the shadow of individual buildings or the outline of ancient long clothes and large sleeves. of course. They can't see me.

The road is too long. I'm a little tired at the end. Why did you start a whole job in the Qin Dynasty? If you can find Wu Sangui in half an hour, Ying pangzi and ER silly's home are out of the suburbs

If you find Jin Shaoyan, it will be closer. Basically, you can get there in ten minutes, and you can go by taxi——

Nearly 10 hours later, I saw that the pointer was less than half a centimeter away from the Qin Dynasty. This is victory in sight. Brother Ying, er silly, I'm coming!

I was excited when I heard a strange noise from the car: cluck, cluck, cluck

Is this... Out of oil?

When I looked at the fuel gauge, I found out the bottom. Grandma's, why didn't Liu tell me? I didn't expect the car to take the fuel when crossing the time.

Suddenly, the car stopped. My eyes were fixed on the time axis. Its pointer was almost in place, but it seemed that there was still a thread missing

Outside the window, next to my car is a small forest. Looking around, there is an endless grassland in the distance. I sat in the car naked and was stunned. There was gasoline and a bucket in the trunk. When I filled up the oil and tried to start the car again, it only grunted twice and didn't respond any more. I remembered what Liu Laoliu said, It seems that it must rest for three days before it can run again.

It's windy on the grassland. Fortunately, it's summer. I push my car into the woods to hide and continue to be in a daze. What should I do now? The dynasty seems to be the Qin Dynasty, but where are Er silly and Ying pangzi?

I look around myself. It's called a neat one. I haven't had time to make a straw skirt. I have to make mosaics to make a film.

Fortunately, there was a big blanket on the back seat of the car. I put it on my body, took my cell phone, biscuits and other things, and walked out aimlessly.

Two hours later, still wandering on the grassland, I finally cried: where the hell is this?