So I walk among the thousands of troops in cloth clothes. It feels like I have to work hard - although these people have never read the Three Kingdoms.
In fact, in order to avoid their misunderstanding, I'd like to dress up as a dog headed army master with feather fans and Lun scarves, but Xiang Yu didn't have these two things in the army, so I had to make do with wrapping up my head, but it looked more like a Palestinian terrorist meat bullet.
On the way, I looked at the endless flow of troops and asked Xiang Yu, "brother Yu, how many people are there? Can I see the scene of 20 people fighting?"
Xiang Yu said, "30000."
I nodded and suddenly stood up from the horse: "30000? Isn't the other party 100000?" After thinking about it, he said, "Oh, it's called 100000?" I know. It's kind to receive 350000 and claim 100000. Cao Cao claimed 700000 or 800000. I don't know how many people he actually has.
Xiang Yu said, "the other party does have 100000. Our detective horse will not make a false report."
I said with a dry smile, "how many we have? I didn't hear it just now."
Xiang Yu said, "30000 people don't have to be equal in fighting."
"Then the gap is too wide. Three people can't beat 10 people. You can't beat them when you're tired."
Xiang Yu said with a smile: "fighting and fighting are not the same reason. If the strength is equal, it is certainly difficult for three people to win 10 people, but before the ten thousand army battle, as long as you lose their momentum, even if there are more people, it won't help."
I said sadly, "it seems I shouldn't have come -"
Xiang Yu said, "it's too late for you to go now. I don't believe you can be a deserter against the eyes of tens of thousands of people."
I smiled proudly: "how dare you? I didn't dare to challenge at the Wulin meeting because I had no place to run. I would have run if I could run. I'm the kind of person who has a face... Er, do you care about secular views?"
"... you don't really want to run?"
I patted him on the shoulder and said, "don't worry, brother Yu, if I'm alone, I can do it for two or three days anyway, but I don't have you. I lost your face when I ran away. It's nothing for me to be wronged. I can't let you lose face."
Xiang Yu choked and said, "so I have to thank you?"
Not far away, a spy horse came to report: the enemy general Zhang Han personally led all his men and horses to garrison five miles ahead. Xiang Yu ordered: "array forward."
In this way, 30000 people spread out on the grassland and pushed forward slowly. The scouts kept reporting that we were getting closer and closer to the enemy. Finally, the dark cloud array that was still pressing the ground yesterday was displayed in front of us. 100000 people and horses spread all over the grassland, as if they could not be killed even if they stood there.
But I'm a little used to it. Anyway, 15000 can't see the edge, 100000 can't see the edge. I don't need to start fighting later. Didn't Xiang Yu say that the battle has actually come to an end.
Before the other party. A veteran general was riding on a horse, wearing a necklace helmet, a long beard and two iron swords in his hand. Xiang Yu said to me, "that man is Zhang Han."
As a general and marshal of the last new force in the Qin Dynasty, Zhang Han actually took the lead today. It can be seen that he is determined to win this battle. Around him. Thousands of soldiers held up a large shield as high as one person and protected him in the center and next to him. It's a heavy infantry with a long spear.
This time, neither side took the lead in launching the attack. Under the leadership of Xiang Yu, the Chu army moved forward silently. As the distance became closer and closer, the atmosphere began to become depressed.
Finally, less than 50 meters away from the two armies, Xiang Yu finally took the horse. Big Xiang took a few steps alone and shouted, "Zhang Han, I have advised you to surrender several times. What do you think?"
Zhang Han's face was gloomy and said in a high voice, "what do you mean by bringing only 30000 disabled soldiers to meet me? Do you want a mantis to be a cart?"
Xiang Yu urged his horse to run back and forth in front of the two armies. Lang said, "it's useless to kill more. You and I are all grass and mustard people under the violent Qin Dynasty. I only brought 30000 people. I don't want to kill you. In addition, I'm here 30000 to 100000 to you. The 100000 old capital you left in Jiyuan is not only 150000 to me!"
Zhang Han's face changed slightly, and the Qin army immediately talked about it. Xiang Yu made it clear in his words that he had sent someone to sneak into Zhang Han's base camp. In fact, from these words, Xiang Yu did have a very clever tactics. He didn't say anything about sneaking into Zhang Han's base camp. In front of the Qin army, he not only attacked Zhang Han's momentum, but also expressed in words that he didn't want to kill them, Then the Qin army still in doubt may not be willing to fight.
Zhang Han was so angry that he pulled his horse forward and shouted to the soldiers in front of him, "get out of the way, I have something to say."
All the soldiers said, "be careful, general!"
Zhang Han shouted, "get out of the way! Xiang jipifu dares to stand on the land of the Qin Dynasty. What is my personal safety?"
The soldiers each had two hot tears in their eyes and called out, "general..."
I was bored when I watched. What? Playing sensational tactics. Look at those soldiers. Of course, there are many tears and rich body language. But one by one, it was obviously from the performance department.
Zhang hanyue went to the front of the Qin army and turned his horse head to face the soldiers, After a pause, he said with emotion: "Soldiers, you are the protective railings of the capital of the Qin Dynasty. Your steps once covered the six countries. In today's prosperous age, it is your father and brother and you who exchange bright blood for the ground! Behind you and under your feet. It is the land of the Qin Dynasty, your relatives, watching you silently. The warriors who have fought around you are watching you!"
Zhang Han suddenly turned his back and pointed to us. He said angrily: "their feet are also the land of Daqin. Now, I want you to rush over, cut off their heads and wash away our shame as soldiers with the enemy's blood!" Zhang Han pulled out an iron sword, raised it high in his hand and shouted in a trembling voice, "today, I am willing to share the victory or fall with you. I will always lead you in front of you. The only wish is that you can step on my body and move forward after I die!"
I got goose bumps. It has to be said that Zhang Han's pre war mobilization was really moving and successful. The front Qin troops had been mobilized by him. They were boiling with blood and looked ferocious. Holding the weapons in their hands, they shouted: "kill! Kill!"
The cries of 100000 people shocked the wind direction of the whole grassland, as if not even a single plant and tree dared to swing easily. I thought in distress: maybe I really shouldn't come... As a senior general, I stood at my low eyebrow and eyes, and said, "I shouldn't come, I shouldn't come..."
At this time, Xiang Yu has returned to his team. He's right next to me. Holding a gun and smiling at Zhang Han's speech, he didn't seem to notice the momentum of the enemy. Now he has covered the Chu army. I don't think the Chu army's hardware strength is enough to fight more than three times more enemies than himself. Xiang Yu himself said that if the other party really works hard, 30000 people can't do 100000 people.
Xiang Yu looked at Zhang Hanjun, who was already mobilizing the attack formation, suddenly patted me on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Xiaoqiang, you can also say something to us."
I said in amazement, "what do you say?"
"Like the last time 'we never want to start a war, but we never fear war', don't you know how to say? Our army needs momentum."
I was suddenly crazy. Last time it was a group fight, this time it was a war. Can it be the same? Besides, what should I say? The fierce gimmicks were finished by the old boy Zhang Han. I hurried to think about the hot-blooded lines in all the movies I've seen. I can't. It seems that there are really people who muddle through by lines in other novels at this time. The protagonist Wang Baqi was angry and read a speech, and then the people below were full of blood, The enemy who is stronger than himself is immediately put to shame - but the problem is, now the Qin army is surging, and we are quite short. Did Zhang Han also cross over?
"We will tell the enemy by action that you can take our lives but not our freedom?" No, it's not a Scottish uprising. Besides, Hu Hai didn't want the right of the first night.
"Today, who bathes blood with me? He is my brother?" This is not enough. It's too big to do things carelessly. This line is suitable for being surrounded by woodlouse and then only a hundred brothers around.
"Brothers, rush --" that won't work.
"Brothers, hold on --" that won't work.
"Don't shoot... Don't shoot, it's me -" that won't work.
"Dynamic light wave, beep, beep, beep!"
"Give me 800 Chengguan......"
I'm worried, I'm depressed, I collect my hair one by one. At this critical moment, if I can't say something gorgeous, what can these 30000 people do?
At the same time, all the people close to me are waiting eagerly - waiting for me to say something gorgeous. In fact, no matter what I say, doesn't this war still have to be fought? And they also understand that I can't say anything better. This is also personal curiosity. Don't people have to shout something before they die - no one sees shooting a mute.
The result is that I look at these people. These people look at me with big eyes and small eyes. After a long time, they still don't think of a word, you say. I was still smoking at home the day before yesterday. Today I came to Qin Dynasty, just like Sai Shi, the master of others. What the fuck is this? I suddenly felt a great sense of absurdity, especially those soldiers who looked at me stared at me with straight eyebrows. Under this stunned gaze, I couldn't help it any more. A puff came out.
As soon as I finished laughing, I realized that the matter was serious. I didn't remember the hot-blooded lines and let go of the last point of morale. It's a hell to win this battle. I suddenly thought that since the history on the human axis has no track, a small thing may change history, so the battle I'm facing has no established results for a long time. The original 50000 people turned into 30000 people, not to mention, especially one more like me... Smile.
On such a battlefield where everyone's nerves are tense, I am so happy that the soldiers in front of me can't help laughing. This smile spread as quickly as deadly poison gas. Laughter is untimely, but it is also the most infectious. The back doesn't know why the people in front laugh, but they laugh together. I couldn't help laughing. It was like someone farted when the big man spoke. As long as someone led, everyone could only laugh.
Later, the 30 thousand of us laughed and fell back together. The Qin army opposite us. It was surging. They were stunned by the laughter. They were stunned when they saw the enemy relax and laugh recklessly, as if they had heard the most ridiculous thing. Unconsciously, the raised weapons were slowly put down and looked at each other in the sound of our laughter.
Zhang Han was so angry that his nose was crooked and his eyes were crooked. When he found that his soldiers had laid down their arms. Knowing that things were bad, he tried to arouse their momentum again. He kept saying, "soldiers... Our feet are..." who can hear him again? Besides, no one can hear what he is saying when he is covered by laughter.
Seeing that the time was ripe, Xiang Yu suddenly put his arms around my shoulder and said low, "let your soldiers see you and perform." He didn't say hello to anyone. He hurried his horse and rushed to the opposite side. With a horizontal gun, there was a powerful momentum of thunder. The 100 ugly guards followed silently. Xiang Yu's gold armor broke out thousands of strong lights under the irradiation of the sun. His cloak floated in the wind and made a sound of hunting, like a God coming to earth. The rest of the 100 guards were wearing light gold armor, followed by the stars and the moon, This group is in front, and the Chu army behind can see it no matter how far away.
Zhang Han is still at the forefront of the Qin army. Xiang Yu subconsciously drove his horse around the guard of his own soldiers. As a result, the Qin army was in chaos and his general was driven back. What "he will always lead the way" is farting. The natural army of the Qin army is distracted. He doesn't know whether to charge head-on or defend on the spot.
The Chu army was completely different. The generals rushed out recklessly. When their subordinates dared to ignore them, they rushed to the Qin array like crazy. Xiang Yu's big gun took left and right stabs. One person and one horse had killed far away like inserting a sharp knife into a cream cake. His guards were very cruel and seemed to be half a beat slower than him, just protecting Xiang Yu's oblique rear, The 100 men were separated like arrows and followed Xiang Yu deep into the enemy.
At a loss, the front troops of the Qin army only resisted symbolically for a few times and began to break up. The 100000 strong army was wiped out before someone died
Later, I didn't react to the meaning of Xiang Yu's words until the Qin army disappeared from my sight. He had judged that the enemy would collapse at one blow, so he asked me to perform. What kind of performance... My brick bag is still in the car.