V3.Chapter 87

I rode on my horse and said, "brother Yu, don't tell me if you can't make Tang Dao now. You'd better not make stirrups. It's easy to change history."

Xiang Yu said, "I'm half a traveller anyway. Isn't it too cowardly not to make something out?"

I said, "let's make friends first. You and your sister-in-law are so loving that they haven't added more ancestors to the steamed stuffed bun family. It's really not good. I'll give you the secret recipe of an Daoquan?"

Xiang Yu: "... You'd better keep it."

I came to the car and began to take off my clothes one by one. Xiang Yu wondered, "what are you doing?"

"Whether you can take it back or not, I don't dare to go back. By the way, your golden armor is still with me. I'll bring it to you next time."

Xiang Yu scratched his head and said, "really, I found it missing a few days ago. I thought ah Yu had lost it to me."

I took off my clothes, put the blanket around my waist, held the crotch in one hand and waved to Xiang Yu in the other hand, "brother Yu, I'll go. I'm sorry Xiaoqiang can't give a full gift with his armor."

Xiang Yu smiled, jumped down from the rabbit and looked at me in a bit of a panic until I got into the car. He didn't think of anything to say goodbye. I slowly started the car. Finally, Xiang Yu, who was farther and farther away, stood high and shook his hands slowly at me. He looked lonely. My heart was suddenly sour. Our heroes were hurt... What, I'm not a hero? Running 100000 troops with a smile is not a hero?

It didn't take me long to enter the time axis this time. After the beauty began in front of me, I quickly drove to the maximum speed. I summarized my experience. In fact, I had enough oil to go to the Qin Dynasty. It's my fault that I spent a lot of time looking at the scenery on the way. This car consumes fuel when driving slowly. Fortunately, it's economical to run in the time axis. More than 5 fuel per 100 kilometers is enough.

After more than 9 hours of running, I finally came back. When I parked my car at the door of my house, I really felt like an afterlife, but to tell the truth, I didn't feel very good when I came back. First of all, the air was particularly uncomfortable. Like being caught in a pot, I'm not used to being unable to see the environment and air at a glance. What's more, although it's early spring in our place, it's still very cold in northern cities. You won't be restricted by the temperature in the time axis. Now I can't stand only putting up a blanket in key parts. I just opened the door and was about to rush home, I saw a group of people coming from behind my house. They are visiting the villa area under the leadership of a sales lady, pointing to the houses and rockeries on both sides.

As soon as I saw this, I hurried back into the car. Although the other party didn't find my embarrassment, it also found someone in the car. A couple found that they ran towards me like babies. They just heard that the woman said, "Hey, sir, I heard that only two houses are sold here. It seems that it's you. We want to ask your personal experience. How about here? After all, we can't just listen to the sales lady..." the woman said that she had come to my car and saw me sitting in the car, Pretending to be leisurely, he put a hand on the window and turned back with a red face.

Her husband also saw me, but this one was calm. He came to my car, took a look in the car, put his back on his hands and asked, "are you..."

I tapped on the door with my finger. He said casually, "Oh, I'm a winter swimmer." Then he also made an action of shaking the water in his ears. The man immediately opened his eyes and asked the sales lady, "can you swim in your artificial lake?"

Sales lady: "... Er, OK."

The man put his hand in the window and said to me, "nice to meet you. I'm also a winter swimmer."

I just hope they leave quickly. PI smiled and said, "nice to meet you, nice to meet you."

The man looked at the artificial lake that had just thawed and at me. Said, "how about you give us a tour?"

night. I sat on the sofa in a big quilt, with the ginger soup made by steamed stuffed buns in front of me.

Although I didn't perform for the man. But it also made me frozen. The man was very excited before he left and said he would buy the house. In the future, swimming in winter can be regarded as company, but the woman disagreed. She whispered to the man, "I think the man looks like a pervert. Let's go elsewhere..."

Hua Mulan looked at me and asked with a smile, "where are you from?" I was still naked when she opened the door for me. Thank God she didn't tell the steamed stuffed bun.

Wu Sangui came up to me, sniffed hard, and said nervously, "I smell the smell of the battlefield."

Steamed stuffed bun said in a voice, "have you been fighting with someone? Where have you been these days? The phone is not in the service area, and you don't say to call home."

I picked up the ginger soup, sucked two mouthfuls, sneezed and said, "your husband, I face thousands of troops and horses alone. Guess what, I just laughed. The 100000 troops of the other party are shit..."

Steamed stuffed bun stamped his foot and said, "I'm confused. Look at him. I'll get an ice towel."

Wu Sangui saw that the steamed stuffed bun was gone, took me and whispered, "Xiaoqiang, where have you been these days?"

I'm not finished yet and said, "I tell you, brother Yu didn't cover the war. At 30000 to 100000, the other party didn't even have the strength to fight back - but he also said that it was on the premise of my help."

Wu Sangui Leng said, "did you really see brother Xiang?"

I gasped: "I'll tell you about it, but don't tell steamed stuffed bun first. I'm afraid she's moved, and I really see brother Yu again..." when I told them about the human world axis, Wu Sangui suddenly said excitedly, "so... Can we go back?"

Hua Mulan interrupted, "not necessarily. Even if we can go back, we still have to drink the bowl of Mengpo soup. If Xiaoqiang doesn't find us, we won't know that we have died once."

Wu Sangui grabbed my hand and said excitedly, "that..." but after saying this word, there was no more following. After a long time, he said sadly, "Hey, that Xiaoqiang doesn't have to go to me. I have nothing to miss in my life, and nothing to come back."

Hua Mulan also said with emotion: "people who can leave a little bad name in history, in fact, which is not a hard life. If I want to live like that for another 12 years, I'm really afraid I can't stand it."

I said with a gloomy face, "what do you mean, I'm not welcome to visit your two families?"

Hua Mulan and Wu Sangui looked at each other and said with a smile, "you'd better not go. If you go to us, it means we're making trouble for you."

At this time, steamed stuffed bun rushed over with an ice towel. "Hurry up, hurry up, get him down..."

Don't mention that my head becomes particularly useful when wrapped in the steamed stuffed bun's ice towel. It suddenly occurred to me that most of these people will continue to follow their original path after they go back. Of course, emergencies will occur, but people's character is the decisive factor. Take Xiang Yu for example, he will never change his view of enemies and friends because of one or two accidental events. In other words, he digested the impact of the emergency himself, so I came to a conclusion that he basically didn't have to run after finishing the work of Er silly and Ying fatty.

The next day, I took a sober head excited by ice to find he Tiandou. Liu Laoliu was also there. It seems that the two old gods can talk about turning fighting into friendship. I sat in he Tiandou's sofa and simply said, "I didn't go to the Qin Dynasty this time."

He Tiandou said, "we already know. We're talking about it."

I stretched out my hand and said, "give me some more medicine and I'll fix it."

Liu Laoliu asked, "what are you going to do?"

I said, "I thought about it. Give the medicine to Jing Ke first. Qin Shihuang is the emperor. It's difficult for me to get close to him. Just give the medicine to Jing Ke and let him not assassinate the fat man?"

He Tiandou smiled: "I'm afraid it's not that easy."

I said, "I went mainly to save Jing Ke. In fact, we don't care about them. Most of the fat people will be safe, right?"

He Tiandou shook his head and said: "As like as two peas, Jing Ke's prickly sword is still here. This is an important prop. Of course, Jing Ke may not use it to stab Qin Shihuang with another dagger, or to use other weapons, but this is a very important variable. He will use a knife that is exactly the same as before to go to Qin, and it will be hard to say. It's too late. "

I heard a cold sweat: Er silly asked me why I failed to assassinate Qin on my first day. I taught him to enlarge the scale of the territory of Zhao. Take a long guy in. He won't really take a halberd with him, will he?

He Tiandou smiled and said, "so, whether it's moral or responsibility, I'm afraid you must go."

I thought, Tell Liu Laoliu: "If you want to go, you have to change the car for me. The first is this dress. Take this time for example, there are few clothes in the national museum that I can wear anywhere - if my great grandfather left us a cricket basin back in the late Qing Dynasty, it can stop us. This can't be done. You know the laws of the Qin Dynasty are very harsh. If you pour some garbage at the door, you have to cut your hands. I'm a naked policeman The inspector won't let me go. I didn't see Qin Shihuang there. He castrated me directly - maybe that's how history changes. Isn't the eunuch who taught Qin Shihuang to draw his sword? It was me! In addition, the oil is not enough. I can't come back when it's full. I've calculated. After running through the Qin Dynasty, the oil in the oil tank is enough for me to turn to the Northern Wei Dynasty. If sister Mulan doesn't go back, I don't even have an acquaintance. "

Liu Laoliu nodded hard and said, "blame me, because I have no experience before. I ignored these things. I'll add a sealing spell to your car in a moment. In this way, as long as everything in the car will not be affected."

I'm very happy. So I can make a big show by cheating like a time and space dealer! Think about it. Even before Qin Shihuang remembered who I was, I put a disposable lighter in front of him and asked him for a county.

Liu Laoliu glanced at me and said, "but I have to remind you that you'd better not bring anything against the times. When something happens, it's still your trouble."

I said calmly, "also, the cooling off period of the car is too long. One three days on the left and one three days on the right. I don't have to do anything if I have to do 10 tasks a year."

Liu Lao Liu held his chin for a long time and said, "well, since you mind, I can think of a way to add a divine wind technique to cool the engine tomorrow."

Hey, hey, I finally made a small profit. Divine wind skill sounds very powerful

I said quietly to he Tiandou, "all right, give me the medicine."

At this time, he Tiandou laughed and hesitated: "there's a little problem with the medicine."

My heart sank to the ground: "what's the matter?"

This time he Tiandou was very single and said, "not yet." He saw that my hand had touched the ashtray and shouted at the critical moment, "but you can take the temptation grass!"