V3.Chapter 95

Looking at his familiar eyes, I really want to go up and hug him, the brother who doesn't hesitate to block the hole for me!

But the fool was very awe inspiring. He just nodded when he saw me, then squinted at the sky at an angle of 45 degrees. Before I could speak, another man suddenly turned out from behind the fool. This man was half taller than Jing Ke, with a face full of flesh and white eyes. He knew it was a cruel character at a glance. He glanced at me, With a contemptuous tone, he said, "I have seen many monarchs of the seven countries. Why do you have so many rules in the state of Qin?"

I was surprised and said, "are you..."

"Qin Wuyang, a 13-year-old murderer."

He's here, too? The deputy who followed Jing Ke to assassinate Qin was so frightened that he peed in his pants in the hall. It didn't look like a counsellor, but he was a little absent-minded. He also said that he killed at the age of 13. Isn't it obvious that people should be on guard against him? Besides, there's nothing to boast about killing at the age of 13. I've seen Mao films since I was 13, and I didn't say that when I introduced myself, I added "Xiao is very strong when I saw Mao films at the age of 13".

Now I finally know why Prince Yandan's plan didn't succeed. Look at the two people sent, one fool and the other heartless. The golden partner of "ah Dai meets ah Gua".

I lost my mind and reluctantly said, "Why are you here?"

Qin Wuyang snorted, "didn't you say to summon the envoys of the state of Yan to express their rites? Let's start quickly."

It's strange that I didn't speak clearly. In my subconscious mind, I didn't take Qin Wuyang as a dish at all, but people are indeed envoys of the state of Yan. What should I do? It's easy to kill him, but in that case, er silly will turn his face on the spot.

I had to let them in first. Qin Wuyang sat on the mat and pulled one leg. He looked like a rogue leader. Two fools were very low-key. Kneeling on the mat was very common. It was a polite sitting posture at that time. My eyes stared at me for a moment. I laughed a few times, picked up the basin with temptation grass and apples and moved to the side. Looking at Qin Wuyang's arrogant posture, he was likely to pick it up and eat it himself. This lengtouqing made people very passive.

Qin Wuyang said impatiently, "just say what you have. We all know the general etiquette."

Jing Ke glanced at him. Qin Wuyang twisted a few times and sat down a little more upright.

No, we must first support the two poles, otherwise we can't do anything. After thinking about it, I suddenly had an idea. I covered my hand in my crotch, hung my head and said coldly, "the law of the state of Qin, you must be familiar with China's national policies before you see the king." I can only talk nonsense. I'm afraid I'm not as good as the two of them in etiquette.

Qin Wuyang wondered, "your national policy is off. What can we do to see the king of Qin?"

"... this is for the long-term interests and common cooperation of our two countries."

After all, Qin Wuyang is still an envoy. "What are the contents?" he said

"First... Er..." I don't know what it is - I'm not local. I had to say casually, "the first is to have fewer children and more trees if you want to be rich..."

Qin Wuyang was stunned: "it sounds fresh."

Isn't it new? The total population of the seven countries at the end of the Warring States period was only tens of millions. It's not time for family planning, and the ecology of others will be good. It's said that many strange people and wise men are from firewood cutting. If it's forbidden to cut down indiscriminately, I'm afraid they will destroy their cradle.

I cleared my throat and said, "second, no urination anywhere."

Qin Wuyang: "... Is this your basic national policy?"

I ignored him and said, "listen to the third one. It may be useful."

"What is it?" Qin Wuyang said helplessly.

"Block the way, rob and kill on the spot!"

Qin Wuyang: "

While I was talking nonsense, Jing Ke knelt there and looked at me with fixed eyes. Of course, he didn't care what I was talking about. He just seemed to be very interested in me, but he didn't know why. So there was some confusion in his eyes.

After I finished three, I didn't know what to say. Originally, I was not the expert. I could barely pass the politics class in middle school. I scratched my ears and cheeks for a long time, and suddenly pretended to be mysterious: "you know, according to the research of our think tank in the state of Qin, I came to a conclusion that you six countries don't know."

"What's that?" Qin Wuyang unconsciously assumed the duty of spy.

"Going out by car is more environmentally friendly than walking!"

Qin Wuyang: "

"Also. Are there many people in your country complaining about being unable to afford a house? Leave them alone. Just can't let everyone afford a house!"

Qin Wuyang: "

I saw that Qin Wuyang was on the verge of collapse and hit the railway while it was hot: "next, I'll tell you about the fifty honors and fifty disgraces of the land of Qin..." I'm afraid the eight honors and eight disgraces can't scare him. I scraped together a hundred.

Sure enough, Qin Wuyang frowned and said, "can we not listen to these? Just tell us what we should pay attention to when we see King Qin tomorrow."

I said with a straight face, "no, this is the rule. Even if you don't listen to me, I must finish -- first, I'm proud to know 50 honors and 50 disgraces, and I'm ashamed not to know 50 honors and 50 disgraces..."

Qin Wuyang said sadly, "isn't this nonsense? What's behind it?"

"It's proud to remember fifty honors, and it's ashamed not to remember fifty honors and fifty disgraces..."

Qin Wuyang was stunned.

"The third is to be proud of serving the king..."

Qin Wuyang said, "it's a shame not to serve the king."

I glanced at him and said, "no, it's a shame to be extravagant and licentious." Don't let him think he can guess me!

Qin Wuyang suddenly went crazy: "who can remember this?"

I said faintly, "see article 1 and Article 2 for this. It's a shame not to know and remember 50 honors and 50 disgraces."

Qin Wuyang stopped talking.

I continued: "the fourth is to be proud of being a newcomer at 40 and ashamed of not being able to be a newcomer at 40 - as for what is a newcomer at 40, I will explain in detail to you after talking about 50 honors and 50 disgraces."

"That..." Qin Wuyang no longer looked arrogant and domineering. He carefully stood up and said to me, "I'm sorry. I have to leave first. As for the later content, you can tell messenger Jing to convey it to me. Hey hey, we're new here. There are still many things for me to settle down."

I said, "don't listen any more? The 103 love, 103 hate mentioned later is very helpful for governing your country."

Qin Wuyang's face changed. "I have a chance... I have a chance to listen to my opinions again. I'm leaving!" After saying that, he didn't dare to look at me again. He looked at the door and fled.

I asked someone to take him back to the Posthouse first and carry his hands back with a smile. I knew what this kind of person was most afraid of. You may not be afraid of you if you fight and kill him face to face, but you're afraid of listening to a long speech, just like I used to. In case of violation of discipline in class, the teacher punished me for running 5000 meters, which was the happiest. I was afraid of listening to the headmaster's lecture during recess. The old man was very wordy and especially stressed discipline. We were not allowed to move. Our playground was sandy land. As soon as he spoke, I kept my upper body still and planed the ground with my heels. Once the headmaster spoke for too long. I buried myself so hard that only half of my body was exposed

I turned around and saw Jing Ke's head tilted and still looking at me. I smiled and said, "does Jing envoy think I look familiar?"

Jing Ke scratched his head and said, "you are like my friend who drinks dirty water."

"... isn't your friend dead?" I remember two fools told me that he did have a friend who drank dirty water and died. The day I wanted to give him the laundry water.

The second fool said blankly, "I also remember dying - maybe I know someone who hasn't died."

Covered with black thread, I grabbed the fruit plate and handed it to him and said, "we are a specialty of the state of Qin. Try it."

Two silly slowly shook his head: "I'm not hungry."

"This is very nourishing and thirst quenching."

Two silly shook his head: "I'm not thirsty."

I picked up an apple, put it into my mouth and chewed it. I joked, "aren't you afraid of poison?"

The second fool shook his head: "I'm not afraid. You don't have to poison me if you want to kill me."

... it's still a miscalculation. I didn't count the fool's stubborn nerves. He won't eat if he doesn't want to eat. Whether you lure or excite, the fool's logic is always so simple.

I said tentatively, "do you know a man named gainnie?"

"That's my friend." The fool naturally said that there was no mood fluctuation at all.

"What about... Xiao Zhao?" I asked carefully.

"Xiao Zhao..." Er silly suddenly mumbled, "who is Xiao Zhao? Why do I feel so familiar?"

I pushed the fruit tray forward: "while eating, he always tells me about you."

The second looked at me foolishly. Mechanically picked up an apple and put it into his mouth, but he didn't know how to chew it. Then he hugged his head and said in distress, "who's Xiao Zhao?"

I heard that Liu Laoliu told me that people with intellectual defects will have a certain resistance to Meng Po Tang. I can see that Jing Ke without medicine is very different from Xiang Yu and fatty before taking medicine. He still has a hazy impression of Zhao Bailian and me. I put the temptation grass in the most obvious position, "Think about it. Maybe I'll remember it right away - Kezi. Do you want money to buy a battery? Those little people in your semiconductor miss you too..."

Jing Ke's face was gray, his Adam's Apple moved and swallowed the whole apple. He held out a hand blankly: "give me the money and I'll buy the battery."

I was overjoyed. I put the temptation grass in his heart. Before I could say anything, a man suddenly rushed into the door and shouted, "hang the skin!" It's Qin Shihuang!

When I saw him running in at this juncture, I was shocked. I quickly stood up and gestured to him, trying to say in a steady tone, "go out first, and I'll send someone to tell you to come in later."

The fat man did not care. He rushed to ER silly and hugged him. He shouted, "hang your skin. Your dog wants to stab and pinch hungry every day?"

Jing Ke was hugged by others. He was shocked. He looked down at Qin Shihuang, suddenly broke away from his arms and said, "are you the king of Qin?"

The fat man was stunned. I couldn't hide it anymore. He shouted, "brother Ying, run, he hasn't recovered his memory!"

But it's too late for the fat man to run again. After all, Jing Ke is a killer. He pulls the fat man in his arms, and the thumb of the other hand is stuck on the fat man's neck. Then he faces me and yells, "don't move!"

I just raised a small tripod, quickly put it down, stepped back, put my hands around and said, "Kezi, don't mess around, we are all our own people!"

The fat man held his hand and danced without fear in Jingke's ground and said, "dog drops every day, you know you're hungry, you know you're hungry..."

Jing Ke was very calm. There was no emotion in his eyes when he looked at Qin Shihuang. His mouth moved and said calmly, "before I kill you - give me back the 300 yuan you owe me."