V3.Chapter 97

This sentence is very creepy. We know that there is only one step between a fool and a philosopher. When I just wanted to ask Zhao Bailian about the meaning of this sentence, he has taken a small stick to scratch the crack in the wall and walked away from me

I can only say to two fools, "he's fine."

The second time, Qin gainie still missed the No. 2 bus Er silly

I said to Qin Shihuang, "brother Ying, there are still a few details. It seems that there were several people who helped you get out of trouble at that time. Zhao Gao stopped talking. Is there another one who threw Kezi with something?"

Two silly immediately resented: "that is, an old man threw me with a smelly bag."

Qin Shihuang said with a smile: "Xia Wuji (JU), Waisi (that's) a doctor."

Well, it belongs to the fat man's private health doctor.

"What about the work of these two people? Let's try to be realistic."

Qin Shihuang said, "just you."

I was surprised and said, "shall I go?"

The fat man said, "just you. When you get to silk, you'll stand next to hungry."

Two silly probably can't trust others, nodded and said, "I think it's OK."

I thought about it. I seem to be able to do this job. Anyway, the fat man must be awake when he sees two fools, and I'm not afraid of his turning over. I'm nothing more than humiliating with a bag (how can this be so awkward). Then I shouted "Wang Shoujian" and nodded in agreement.

Next, it was the most important question. I said, "brother Ying, show me your sword."

Qin Shihuang handed the long sword to me. I tossed it twice before I pulled it out. Seeing the cold blade, I couldn't help praising: "good sword!" As we all know, this is just my habitual behavior. Even if the sword is not good, I have to say so.

But the fat man's sword is really extraordinary. The book only said that the sword couldn't be pulled out at first, but it suddenly became popular after it was pulled out. The book said that the fat man cut off Jing Ke's leg with one hand. Then Jing Ke was hit hard in eight places. At that time, others were still in a hurry, and his Highness's warriors had not arrived yet. It can be seen that the windlass sword played a key role in reversing the situation in the whole process of assassinating Qin. Although there was little ink, it was sharp. It should be a legendary sword that can cut iron like mud.

I haven't seen anything that cuts iron like mud. I often see things that cut mud like iron. I took the long sword and two silly daggers and touched each other. Both swords were unharmed. It can be seen that the two swords are equal and combined with the highest smelting technology at that time.

I worried: "if you two play, you can't use these two guys. It's too dangerous!"

Fat Ying said, "what about crooked (that)

I felt my chin and thought for a long time. This is a very serious problem, and it is also the most important prop and link in the whole performance. I weighed the things in my hand and said, "I'll process these two swords for you -" I said, "now, you two have to recreate the scene of that year for me. Don't beat it any more."

Two silly took the dagger and made an assassination action. Ying pangzi raised something for a block, which is equivalent to the future Qin WANGDING. Then the fat man turned around the column. Two silly shouted after him. This time should be the most chaotic time. Qin Shihuang fled around the column, and Jing Ke pursued him with a sword. The local ministers in the hall were in a panic. The two people ran one before and one after the other. Er silly suddenly stood still. The fat man bypassed the circle and was coming face to face with him. Er silly cheerfully shouted, "go!"

I was surprised. If this was the case in those years, wouldn't the fat man be more or less unlucky?

But the fat man was quite confused. He suddenly kicked the two fools and said, "hang the skin. Press the block (when) year drop."

I took a breath. It turned out that two fools were playing tricks. I said, "Ke Zi, pay attention to the original plot!"

At this time, Qin Shihuang suddenly twisted the long sword behind his back, and the bracelet was pulled out with a "crack" on his waist. Two fools were caught off guard and ate a note on his right leg. Of course, Qin Shihuang didn't really cut him.

I recorded something on the ground with a brush.

When they stopped, I pinned my brush to my ear and stood up and said, "the front of Kezi sword and the side of brother Ying's long sword need to be processed. Don't you feel bad if the blade is flattened?"

I took the swords of the two men and rubbed them on the ground. I immediately rubbed the ground out of a ditch, but there was no obvious change in the sword body. After a while, I lost my patience and threw them aside. "I'll do it later. Now there's the last question - how much blood did Kezi shed when you two fought?"

The two men looked at each other. Fat Ying pointed to two fools and said, "he flows a lot."

The second fool angrily said, "do you still want to do it again?"

I quickly waved my hand: "don't make a noise. This is our main problem now."

In terms of details, two parties are not difficult to deal with. The most difficult thing is the technical level. What do you think if two people copy the guy and don't see any blood for half a day?

I walked around the room and said, "now the main Tao has it. As for this blood - brother Ying, do you have ketchup?"

This can poke the pain of Qin Shihuang. The fat man wronged and said, "if you want to have it, eat Xihong four (persimmon) egg noodles as soon as you are hungry."

I felt my head and said, "it's hard to do. I heard that the blood in the film is made of ketchup -"

I asked again, "do you have this beauty material?"

Qin Shihuang nodded.

I hit the fist and said, "it's over. Brother Ying, ask someone to send some beauty material. Let's transfer it into fake blood and let Kezi take it with him."

Two silly looked up at the sky and suddenly said a very classic sentence: "water can't be hidden on the body..."

"We can find something to make a blood bag..." I was crazy when I said this: what does this boundary use to make a blood bag at this time? Looking around, it's either iron or wood, not to mention plastic. There's not even a disposable lunch box all over the street!

I jumped twice and hurriedly said, "what can I do? Why don't you have anything in this broken place?"

The second fool said, "if you can't, use it really..."

I suddenly brightened my eyes and said, "by the way, I have a plastic bag in my car." That was the steamed stuffed bun I put in my car before I got married. That kind of biodegradable environmental protection products will soon replace the plastic bags in the past. The steamed stuffed bun simply bought a large bundle with an ulterior purpose.

I said excitedly: "My idea is like this. Brother Ying will take my 'processed' sword tomorrow and hang Kezi's blood bag. It depends on your Kung Fu. Remember to cut according to the place where the blood bag is hung - Kezi's test is your acting skills. As soon as the water seeps out, you have to pretend to be injured. Don't screw up and don't exaggerate. I always think you are the representative of the strength school and idol school. Don't let us Disappointed. "

Two silly immediately pretended to be an old Wu and asked, "is this OK?"

Qin Shihuang: "drag your feet to the ground."

I packed up everything and said, "time is tight. I have to go back and prepare now. You two should separate. I'll be back in a minute."

I walked to the door side by side with Qin Shihuang. The fat man's eyes had begun to muddy. I quickly pulled him at the door of another room and pushed him hard behind him. The fat man looked back blankly and asked, "who pushed the forehead?"

I ran away, ran outside and pulled Meng Yi's arm: "run, the king will turn over again..."

Meng Yi can only take people to run behind me. Within a day, he followed me to and fro in front of their king for several times. He can't help wondering: "principal Xiao, what is the king turning over again?"

I told Li sizhao, who had just come here, to look after Er silly and fatty. He returned to Xiao residence like the wind. He took one long sword and one short sword first, looked at them for a while, and felt that it was not easy to scratch them. Moreover, it could not be done by others. It would be better to have an electric sand wheel... Then I saw my precious gold cup, I took a silly dagger and tried to stab a wheel several times. Although the feel was still rubber, I couldn't do it if I wanted to go in again. It seems that my wheel is also invulnerable. I asked someone to lift the frame and start the car. The four rapidly rotating wheels are like four electric grinding wheels

I was wearing sunglasses on the car, holding two silly short swords in my hand and grinding them on a wheel. The sound of sparks splashed everywhere. After a while, I saw that the short swords had been worn like fat fish by me.