V3.Chapter 99

After the addiction of mastering the power of life and death, can you really kill fat people? It's like someone kind enough to lend you a phone. On the surface, it says you're welcome. Do you mean to take someone's phone and call pornographic services?

But this feeling is really good. Think about it. As long as you say a word, hundreds of lives will be lost in your hands. How cool is that? No wonder the fat man can't even eat an egg and tomato noodles. He is still in front of his emperor. Men live with this power.

But I pretended to hesitate - I couldn't let them see that I fainted.

General Wang, their eyes stared at my mouth. Everyone had a desire to survive. They didn't want to die by themselves until the last minute. A group of old men also shouted, "kill the headmaster! Kill the headmaster!"

As soon as I waved my hand, everyone was quiet. I said in a loud voice, "can't kill!" I can see that Meng Yi took a long breath after I said this. Not to mention General Wang, they had walked at the pass of life and death. If they hadn't been in danger, they would have been soft.

My father-in-law Li XX said, "headmaster, it's not enough to calm the people's anger if these people don't kill!"

I stared at him. If he hadn't been willing to give me his daughter as a harem, I would have smoked him. These old guys, led by Wang XX and my father-in-law, wanted me to kill General Wang on the wall. The bigger the matter was and the fat man was busy dealing with me, the easier it would be for them to take advantage of the chaos.

I shouted: "General Wang, they are not wrong. They serve the king. How can they harm each other? There is a big misunderstanding..." I stood in front of the mountain like guard, explored Haiti across the mountain and said to General Wang, "I promise, as long as you don't rush forward, we will never hurt you. Give me some time. If I guess correctly, the king's new order will come soon..."

Before my voice fell, the sound of a horse's hoof came from a distance. A sharp and bright voice shouted with fear: "the king ordered General Wang to return to the palace quickly and not enter Xiao residence!"

When we came near, we saw that this man was the eunuch next to Qin Shihuang. He was the one who had to search me before I went to the temple. He ran to see that we hadn't started yet. He immediately put down his heart, clapped his hand on his chest with exaggeration and said, "I'm scared to death. I thought there was a river of blood here." He came to General Wang through layers of encirclement and said to General Wang, who was still a little stunned: "Your Majesty's strict decree. General Wang will return to the palace immediately when he sees my family. He must not hurt a hair of the king of Qi!"

This will is not so much to forgive me as to forgive General Wang and them. At this moment, if there is no way, the bastard is willing to meet me. He suddenly heard the sound of nature. Excitedly said: "the end will be ordered!" Then he went to me, knelt down, and said word by word in a trembling voice, "king Qi, I owe you a life, my brothers owe you a hundred lives, but what can I do in the future. Our brothers will never die."

He also knew in his heart that I just wanted Nunu's mouth. Now he has been shot into a sieve. When I could reasonably kill him, I almost swallowed my anger to save their lives. It's a great favor. Looking at his true feelings, it is estimated that even if I really rebel now, he will have to follow.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "well, there's a misunderstanding. Don't take it to heart."

A group of old friends immediately smiled and said, "it was a misunderstanding. Hahaha, it made us worry for a long time." With this will, the old guys were reassured. The drowning dog turns into a auspicious Kirin again. Even the king has issued an amnesty order. This time, you don't have to hold the king's thigh, and you don't even have psychological obstacles. For a time, flattery is like a tide.

At this time, I don't know who was suddenly surprised and said, "blood, there is blood on king Qi's pants!"

When I looked down, the thigh was flushed, and the blood was spreading to the trouser legs. This was the blood bag I had just tied to my thigh. It should be that I didn't pay attention to it when dealing with emergencies just now.

An old man blurted out, "king Qi was scared to pee his pants!" As soon as the words came out, I knew I said the least thing I should say in my life. His face turned white. As expected, others didn't even give him the opportunity to cover up his slip of tongue. Filled with righteous indignation, he said, "how can you slander the king of Qi like this? It's obviously blood!"

The refuted man's crotch got wet - he really peed his pants.

Wang XX glanced at my crotch and shouted, "king Qi is obviously pissed by you!"

Because this part of me is really sensitive and not injured, it is difficult to convince the public if I don't pee, so Wang XX remembered such an incredible reason: Pee blood. Generally speaking, blood sounds much better than urine. The king of Qi was angry to pee blood, which contains the meaning of full anger and the end of the hero, which is many times better than the king of Qi was scared to pee his pants. Similarly, this theory is also applicable. Heroes can spit blood with anger, but the meaning of spitting with anger is almost.

This time, my father-in-law Li XX didn't refute Wang XX, but pointed to General Wang and said, "Oh, you're finished. You pissed off the king of Qi when you saw him for the first time. Just wait for the whole door to be copied!"

General Wang looked at me awkwardly. In order to make himself famous, Li XX said proudly: "to tell you the truth, my little girl has always admired the king of Qi. In order to fulfill her wish, I decided to marry her to the king of Qi..." he turned to me and said with a smile, "I just don't know if our Li family has this honor."

I quickly smiled and saluted: "you're too polite."

Unexpectedly, I Xiaoqiang can finally harm the children of cadres! Steamed stuffed bun is now pregnant. This is a golden opportunity for men to cheat. It has laid a solid foundation for me to keep a mistress. Although it was kept in the Qin Dynasty - the road is a little far away, but I just don't know it!

Wang XX on one side couldn't bear the proud look of Li XX. He couldn't help whispering, "your daughter is like a cake. It's good to marry."

I was stunned and said, "what's the cake like?" Didn't you think there would be cakes in the Warring States period?

One of Meng Yi's soldiers took out a cake and showed it to me - they may have brought it as military food. I saw that it was not square, round and black. It was really hard to compliment. Looking at others smiling, Wang XX's appearance was mostly true, so I immediately gave up my idea. There is already a steamed stuffed bun at home. Now I'll find another cake. Do I marry my daughter-in-law or open a breakfast stall? Besides, I don't even have a bowl of porridge. It's too dry!

At this time, another eunuch rushed to us on his horse. He kept waving his whip in the air and shouted angrily, "get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

He rushed to us. The eunuch who had just sent a message knew him and said, "father Xu, did the king send you a message to recall General Wang again? I've already done it."

The father-in-law Xu didn't hit anyone at all. Suddenly, he said to General Wang, "the king's order. Why haven't you returned to the palace? Quickly bring Xiao's head to see him!"

The people were stunned. General Wang stood next to me and wondered, "didn't the king just issue a pardon? Should I kill the king of Qi or not?"

Father Xu turned his eyes and said, "we just pass the king's password and don't care."

A group of Ministers whispered, "the king has changed his mind again." Someone agreed: "I'm afraid it's a decision this time." As soon as Wang XX patted the pot helmet, her father Li XX said, "now is the time to show your determination. Which side are you on?"

Li XX said positively, "I've thought about it. My daughter is ugly and doesn't deserve the king of Qi. I'd better let her raise my old age and die for me." He said politely, and several slippery steps under his feet had stood away from me.

Duke Xu sat on his horse and stared at General Wang. General Wang looked at him and me. His expression was very unnatural. Finally, he had to pull out his sword again. Meng Yi stood in front of me and said angrily, "you repeat..." he immediately stopped talking, because he realized that it was his master, Qin Shihuang, not general Wang, who repeated.

As soon as General Wang drew his sword, his men could only hold their weapons in their hands again. Meng Yi's people then pointed their weapons at them again, but this time there was no more tense atmosphere. People on both sides looked at each other, more like the younger brother of the underworld negotiation waiting for the boss to speak.

General Wang said to Meng Yi in tears and laughter, "general Meng, we have no personal grievances. We are both the king's ministers. You have to understand me."

Meng Yi sighed, "I understand..." then he glanced back with his eyes and said, "President Xiao, what do you think to do?"

I said, "wait. See when the new order arrives."

I'm also very surprised that the two orders are less than 10 minutes apart. It's reasonable that this should not happen. Is it that the temptation of herbal medicine has begun to repeat frequently?

Duke Xu stared at General Wang and said, "why don't you do it?"

I laughed and said, "it's the first time I've seen a eunuch like you who has no eyesight frame. Can't you see the situation clearly?"

Eunuch Xu looked at the field and saw General Wang pitifully surrounded by three of our inner and outer floors. He couldn't help screaming, "do you dare to rebel?"

I looked at him angrily and said, "pull him down! A male and female thing!" Then he quickly smiled at the first eunuch to deliver the message. "Father in law, I'm not talking about you."

The eunuch giggled and said, "it doesn't matter. Although I gave birth to a man, I cut the dirty thing. That's a woman." He also looked contemptuously at father Xu, who had been pulled off his horse by the soldiers. "Who is like him, neither man nor woman!"

I felt cold and asked, "I haven't asked my father-in-law's name yet."

"The female eunuch" covered her mouth and said with a smile, "what's your surname? There are all the king's slaves around the king, but before I got clean, there was a common name Zhao Gao."

Before I could say anything, another eunuch came from a distance, waved his arms across his chest and shouted, "King's order, General Wang, go back to the palace quickly and don't enter Xiao residence..."

This time, without waiting for General Wang's order, his men were busy putting away their weapons. Meng Yijun was a little used to it. He lifted the siege with ease. The soldiers on both sides looked at each other, laughing and laughing.

General Wang sighed and put his sword in the box and said, "you said the king..." the words behind didn't come out. It must not be a compliment. He arched his hands at me and said, "Xiao... The headmaster, I'd better hurry back and see what's going on. Who can stand this wave by wave."

I said with a smile, "I'm not busy. I'll go back with you."

When a group of old men saw that I could hardly die, they gathered around again. They told me to wear more clothes. They told me to take care of my body. Li XX, who almost seduced me with a pot helmet, took a few steps forward and said enthusiastically, "king Qi, the little girl is actually quite beautiful..."

I quickly waved my hand: "you're welcome." I can't stand this barometer like father-in-law. I can get along with these old men in the future, but I can't stay away from me. This is not an officialdom novel.

I went back to the house and changed my pants. I took the two sharpened swords and the blood bag. I took Meng Yi's troops and General Wang into the palace together.

After I went into the house to change clothes, two eunuchs came to Xiao residence. Naturally, one was to send an order to kill me, and the other was to cancel the order. Now Meng Yi and General Wang have long been used to it. When the order to kill me came, people on both sides smiled and took out their weapons. Then someone rode a horse and put away their weapons before the other party spoke, At first, we enjoyed it, but later we were bored - along the way from Xiao residence to Xianyang palace, we received more than a dozen decrees, including killing and amnesty. Also, because the eunuchs had different skills or ways, the problem of whether the first and second decrees were killing or amnesty appeared.

Later, the soldiers who followed me into the palace took this as a joy. Whenever they saw someone approaching, they all smiled and smiled at each other: "Ai Ai, do you say this is intended to kill land or pardon land?"